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Man Plans On Swimming Around The World In 450 days

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(NEWSER) – Martin Strel swims with a knife strapped to his right leg—in case he encounters sharks, "vampire" fish, and other deadly marine life in the world's wildest waters. Yesterday, the 60-year-old marathon swimmer from Phoenix announced the toughest feat of his life: a 10,000-mile around-the-world voyage on water to draw public attention to increasing aquatic pollution. "And for peace and love," Strel added in his native Slovenian. He aims to circle the globe in about 450 days, starting in Long Beach, Calif., on March 22 and passing through oceans, rivers, canals, and other bodies of water in more than 100 countries. He'll swim about five to 12 hours each day, depending on the weather and changing currents; an escort boat will offer emergency support and space for small breaks. Since 2000, Strel has swum the entire length of five rivers—the piranha-infested Amazon, the Danube in Eastern Europe, China's Yangtze, the Parana in South America, and the Mississippi, earning him the nickname "Big River Man." On his South American swims, he watches out for the candiru, the "most dangerous fish on the planet" (it bores into every human cavity and grows by feeding on human flesh and blood); says piranhas "are OK"; and isn't freaked out by sharks, which he says leave him alone if he swims in the same direction as them and doesn't confront them. He's still finalizing details of his adventure, a multimillion-dollar jaunt that will once more include the Panama and Suez canals, the English Channel, and the Amazon, as well as the Atlantic and Pacific oceans and the Red Sea. Strel says he welcomes anyone who's interested to join him for stretches of the route.

(NEWSER) – Martin Strel swims with a knife strapped to his right leg—in case he encounters sharks, “vampire” fish, and other deadly marine life in the world’s wildest waters. Yesterday, the 60-year-old marathon swimmer from Phoenix announced the toughest feat of his life: a 10,000-mile around-the-world voyage on water to draw public attention to increasing aquatic pollution. “And for peace and love,” Strel added in his native Slovenian. He aims to circle the globe in about 450 days, starting in Long Beach, Calif., on March 22 and passing through oceans, rivers, canals, and other bodies of water in more than 100 countries. He’ll swim about five to 12 hours each day, depending on the weather and changing currents; an escort boat will offer emergency support and space for small breaks.
Since 2000, Strel has swum the entire length of five rivers—the piranha-infested Amazon, the Danube in Eastern Europe, China’s Yangtze, the Parana in South America, and the Mississippi, earning him the nickname “Big River Man.” On his South American swims, he watches out for the candiru, the “most dangerous fish on the planet” (it bores into every human cavity and grows by feeding on human flesh and blood); says piranhas “are OK”; and isn’t freaked out by sharks, which he says leave him alone if he swims in the same direction as them and doesn’t confront them. He’s still finalizing details of his adventure, a multimillion-dollar jaunt that will once more include the Panama and Suez canals, the English Channel, and the Amazon, as well as the Atlantic and Pacific oceans and the Red Sea. Strel says he welcomes anyone who’s interested to join him for stretches of the route.

Is this going to be a trend now? old people swimming long distances? Look I’ve had a bone to pick for a longtime now and i just didn’t find the right time to say it. I sense this little publicity stunt was birthed since that lady Diana Nyad had that record for swimming from cuba to the very bottom end of Florida. Honestly I was gonna write this blog on one of the few years anniversary but she was insignificant in my life but since that happened on August 31, we’re only a couple weeks behind.

That shit was such a publicity move for such a lame thing to applaud her for accomplishing. Im sure she feels good about it, and im not saying she shouldn’t. Swimming burns cals like a wildfire in a dry forest. But the world made it seem like the biggest deal on the planet at the time when really it wasn’t. First off, it was her 5th attempt. The bigger applaud should just be not giving up after failing 4 times but all of that aside the asterisk on her swimming was only because she did it without a god damn giant cage that floats around her like this Swimming-In-The-SharkCage_02

Yea the excitement of her possibly being eaten by a shark or stung by jelly fish it would’ve been awesome but if we’re talking about just the swim, then im just not impressed. Besides that she had a team of people swimming around her just tossing jelly fish aside and fucking up any marine life that came in her path. Its basically the same thing. Theres been a ton of speculation that she cheated a bit with people wanting all the gps data and shit but that doesnt even matter to me Because it was this ladies 5th attempt at something that was kind of already done and a bit more impressive years ago.

What we know for sure is Diana Nyad had a 35 person team with her. Pretty much a god damn party pulling her along the way with a complete like Aqua man suit to prevent her to get stung by jelly fish so the cage is relatively inconsequential at that point, and swam 110 miles in 53 hours.  Well guess what, this distance had been done before in a billion times faster by this chick names Susie Maroney.

KEY WEST, Fla., May 12— Battling nausea, stinging jellyfish, high seas and hallucinations of monkeys, an Australian swam 118 miles from Cuba to Florida today to become the first woman to cross the shark-infested straits.

Susie Maroney’s team said she was the first person to swim the Florida Straits from Cuba to the Keys, a claim that was disputed before she even reached land.

About four and a half hours after Ms. Maroney, 22, finished, she fainted on live television while talking to reporters on the beach. Her doctor said that she was dehydrated and immediately regained consciousness and that she returned to her hotel room to rest.

She swam for 24 1/2 hours inside a 28-by-8-foot cage for protection from sharks before climbing out of the surf at Fort Zachary Taylor State Park in the Florida Keys, badly sunburned and covered with welts from jellyfish stings. Her tongue was swollen from the salt water.

”It was the best feeling in the world,” she said. ”I was so glad to touch sand. Definitely, your dreams can come true. So many times you think, ‘I just don’t want to keep going.’ ”

Walter Poenisch made the crossing in 1978 at age 64, but critics said no independent observers watched the trip to verify that he had been unassisted all the way. Unlike Ms. Maroney, he used flippers. His time was 34 hours and 15 minutes.

Ms. Maroney said her team worked with the Guinness Book of World Records to make sure she met all requirements, including having an independent observer aboard an escort boat. Guinness officials could not be reached for comment.

Ms. Maroney’s trip began at about noon on Sunday when she jumped into the water at Havana’s Malecon sea wall after being slathered in petroleum jelly to fend off jellyfish, protect her from the sun and keep her body warm.

The 5-foot-6, 127-pound marathon swimmer made the journey inside her cage attached to her escort boat. She was helped by a swift current and relatively good weather but had to contend with 15-foot seas.

She said she replayed in her head episodes of ”Seinfeld” and her favorite pop songs to keep her spirits up.

Photo: Susie Maroney, 22, was helped to shore yesterday after successfully battling seas and currents to swim from Cuba to the Florida Key. (Associated Press)

Boom. Did it like 20 hours faster and 8 miles longer than Diana and she did it by picturing Seinfeld episodes in her head. I love it. Team Seinfeld will always prevail to me. So yea theres an obvious age gap but like i said, things are already in question about how she did the race but cmon 20 hours faster in one attempt will always trump 5 attempts, 50+ hours, a 35 man crew to move all things in your path. So fuck the age thing. People act like Nyad was the first person to ever do it when she wasn’t. The bigger kicker is she had cerebral palsy! I mean cmon if you give Nyad a huge ovation for doing it despite her age, then Susie Maroney should get a standing O from the world for doing it with a brain movement disorder. I’ll NEVER be team Nyad. Im not gonna be some lemming succumbing to the news and pop culture when theres always something better or more impressive out there.

Oh and as for Martin Strel, he’ll probably die.

 

Central Florida Firearms Manufacturer Spike’s Tactical Make Rifle With Bible Scripture Inscribed On It To Deter Usage from Muslim Terrorist. Dubbed The Tactical Crusader

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The AR-15 is listed as The Crusader Rifle on the manufacturer’s website, described as a “lightweight mid-length rifle,” built to be used for tactical applications or for competition. The words of Psalm 144:1—”Blessed be the Lord my Rock, who trains my hands for war, my fingers for battle”—are etched upon the right side of the gun’s lower, while a cross and shield are etched upon the left side.” Along the AR-15’s safety lever are the Latin words “Pax Pacis” (Peace), “Bellum” (War), and “Deus Vult” (God Wills It). Peace is the gun’s safe position while “War” is the gun’s fire position. According to WTSP 10 News, Spike’s Tactical spokesman Ben “Mookie” Thomas explained why the company decided to create the Crusader: Right now and as it has been for quite some time, one of the biggest threats in the world is and remains Islamic terrorism. We wanted to make sure we built a weapon that would never be able to be used by Muslim terrorists to kill innocent people or advance their radical agenda.

Breitbart– The AR-15 is listed as The Crusader Rifle on the manufacturer’s website, described as a “lightweight mid-length rifle,” built to be used for tactical applications or for competition. The words of Psalm 144:1—”Blessed be the Lord my Rock, who trains my hands for war, my fingers for battle”—are etched upon the right side of the gun’s lower, while a cross and shield are etched upon the left side.”
Along the AR-15’s safety lever are the Latin words “Pax Pacis” (Peace), “Bellum” (War), and “Deus Vult” (God Wills It). Peace is the gun’s safe position while “War” is the gun’s fire position.
According to WTSP 10 News, Spike’s Tactical spokesman Ben “Mookie” Thomas explained why the company decided to create the Crusader:
Right now and as it has been for quite some time, one of the biggest threats in the world is and remains Islamic terrorism. We wanted to make sure we built a weapon that would never be able to be used by Muslim terrorists to kill innocent people or advance their radical agenda.

***DISCLAIMER: Since guns and religion is a hot button issue, Im only writing this in regards of ISIS terrorist so dont hate me. But if you do please comment so my site statistics goes up….i guess i dont care that much.Whatever***

I’ll readily admit that i hate novelty things on firearms. I’m not some crazy gun nut, just more of a casual enthusiast but when I see novelty gun things it just screams marketing ploy to me. And thats fine because thats just business. But every time you walked into a shooting range for the past few years right at the counter they would sell those silly Hornady Zombie loads and Ruger with their Zombie slayer LCP. Its all just marketing hoopla. Same kinda goes with this.

That being said, i kinda just don’t care for this on the consumer lever. On the military level though, i sneaky kinda like it. I’ve been seeing news articles recently that ISIS soldiers have gotten a hold of US supply drops. Well fuck that. I wanna see the look of disgust and disappointment when they raid a drop point and look at all the bible scriptures that’ll just drive them ballistic. Its just a point of pride at this point. The same way a ton of old Vets never own an AK because they’re the guns of the terrorist, theres no chance ISIS members are gonna use the Crusader. So yea it might be a novelty marketing move by Spikes tactical, but If just one ISIS member finds an AR with bible verses or whatever on it and wont use it to kill anyone and it stops him for a bit, then i guess it served its purpose. Now when are we gonna discuss Mossberg putting in production Constantine’s Holy Shotgun? If you thought the Crusader had religious stopping power, this bad boy could make son of sam beg for mercy.

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We Got a Wild Cobra Loose In Orlando!

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There's a king cobra on the loose right now in Orlando. It's 8-foot-long, apparently it's green and yellow, and it escaped from its owner (who had a license to keep the giant venomous snake) somewhere in the vicinity of the 4800 block of North Apopka Vineland Road, near Steeplechase Boulevard and Hackney Prairie Road. We don't have many details on this snake, but the FWC is reportedly searching for it now.

Orlando Weekly– There’s a king cobra on the loose right now in Orlando. It’s 8-foot-long, apparently it’s green and yellow, and it escaped from its owner (who had a license to keep the giant venomous snake) somewhere in the vicinity of the 4800 block of North Apopka Vineland Road, near Steeplechase Boulevard and Hackney Prairie Road. We don’t have many details on this snake, but the FWC is reportedly searching for it now.

Hey Mike Kennedy you asshole, did you not read my blog earlier about snakes and shit? If Not read about them Here and HERE and feel free to comment and like those post so my stats go up. But thats neither here nor there. The fact is if you let a god damn venomous creature out of your grasp and do nothing about till days later you deserve prison. If you own snakes you should go to prison. Why? because i don’t fucking like them and only a psycho person would own them. Yea I’m over exaggerating but now when i go out to take my dog to poop and pee and shit, I gotta pray for dear life i don’t encounter a god damn deadly king cobra. Someone send riki-tiki-tavi out there to find that shit and have it killed and throw Mike behind the bars for a few nights. Its like leaving a loaded gun outside except that loaded gun is a slithering asshole of an animal that can poison motherfuckers left and right.

Some One Chemically Burned The N-Word In A Florida Man’s Lawn

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PALM BAY, Fla. —A Palm Bay man said he wanted to explode in anger when he saw what happened to his front lawn. GET BREAKING NEWS ALERTS Be the first to know when news breaks in Central Florida. MORE Police are now investigating after someone used a chemical to write a racial slur on the man's lawn in huge letters. Courtney Gordon's lawn serviceman pointed it out to him. The N-word, in three-foot letters, on his front lawn. "I feel like this is a threat to me and my family, so I'm not too happy about it," Gordon said. "You can see them slowing down when they go by my house, so everybody's just driving by and reading it." Gordon has an idea who might have done it. He notified police, and they're investigating. "I have a feeling of who done it. It's like a group of them, and I leave them to God," Gordon said. "I'm a big guy, so they're not gonna come to me and say that. They did it like the way they did it, behind my back and at night." Police told Gordon it's a hard crime to solve, unless someone confesses. If the vandalism is classified as a hate crime, it can be prosecuted as a higher degree of misdemeanor, with an enhanced penalty. "I feel that they're a coward, because if they have an issue with me, it's just best to come and speak to me, and not take it to a level as this," Gordon said. Also see: Resident describes moment tree fell on house in Fern Park Gordon has a surveillance camera, but it wasn't on at the time. Gordon said it will be from now on. That section of Gordon's lawn is being re-sodded, and he said the expense is just part of what's so upsetting.

PALM BAY, Fla. —A Palm Bay man said he wanted to explode in anger when he saw what happened to his front lawn.
Police are now investigating after someone used a chemical to write a racial slur on the man’s lawn in huge letters.
Courtney Gordon’s lawn serviceman pointed it out to him. The N-word, in three-foot letters, on his front lawn.
“I feel like this is a threat to me and my family, so I’m not too happy about it,” Gordon said. “You can see them slowing down when they go by my house, so everybody’s just driving by and reading it.”
Gordon has an idea who might have done it. He notified police, and they’re investigating.
“I have a feeling of who done it. It’s like a group of them, and I leave them to God,” Gordon said. “I’m a big guy, so they’re not gonna come to me and say that. They did it like the way they did it, behind my back and at night.”
Police told Gordon it’s a hard crime to solve, unless someone confesses. If the vandalism is classified as a hate crime, it can be prosecuted as a higher degree of misdemeanor, with an enhanced penalty.
“I feel that they’re a coward, because if they have an issue with me, it’s just best to come and speak to me, and not take it to a level as this,” Gordon said.
Gordon has a surveillance camera, but it wasn’t on at the time. Gordon said it will be from now on.
That section of Gordon’s lawn is being re-sodded, and he said the expense is just part of what’s so upsetting.

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Just a suuuuuupppppeeerrrr aggressive move here. I know politically and racially theres no difference between the N-word with a soft “-a” at the end or a hard aggressive “-er” but it makes all the difference in the world in my mind. Yea on the surface its like asking if someones dead or super dead. A hate crimes a hate crime and theres no other way to cut it and you shouldnt be branding that on peoples lawn, but the difference in my mind between a “-a” and an “-er” is the difference between some idiot who cant freely think and just brainwashed into hating black people and some hate mongering fascist grand wizard clans man that is out for blood. These guys went with the hard “-er.” Its gotta go beyond just a vandalism charge with that little suffix at the end. Love the balls on this guy though. Big black dude telling them right to their face in the news that they’re cowards and dont have the balls to say it to his face. Just cheap people who took a cheap shot.

FSU Girl Trying To Sell Her Diploma To Pay Off Her Student Loan

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d up with student loan debt and a lack of prospects, one Florida State University alumna is selling her "never been used to get a job" diploma on eBay. lRelated Millennials need help conquering mountains of student loan debt GONE VIRAL Millennials need help conquering mountains of student loan debt SEE ALL RELATED 8 Stephanie Ritter listed the diploma for $50,000 and with it she offers to share the FSU college experience, meaning "everywhere you would have gone/eaten/partied in your four years." cComments @canes1fan - Man you guys are awesome how you can take the 1st letters of the school and make up new funny name, kind of like my 9 year old might do. Now win some football games. NOTSOFREE AT 8:53 AM AUGUST 28, 2015 ADD A COMMENTSEE ALL COMMENTS 35 The tongue-in-cheek posting lists off a variety of Tallahassee pitstops Ritter could take the buyer: a tour of her favorite Publix locations, a show at the FSU School of Theatre, attendance at a football or basketball game, plus some more less wholesome experiences. As if that weren't enough, Ritter is also giving the buyer direct access to her personal memories via her college Facebook photos and permission to text her if the buyer needs real-time information about life at FSU. Ritter graduated with a bachelor's degree in theatre in 2011, since then she's been consistently underemployed. Currently she's living in Los Angeles working as a personal assistant. She told Buzzfeed her degree "couldn't mean less" so she figures by selling it she can pay off her $40,000 worth of student loans. Despite it all, she says she would still go to college if she had to do it again, she'd just choose a more queer friendly school in a city with opportunities for her to make money to support herself. The listing has 27 days left but if the diploma doesn't sell, Ritter told Buzzfeed she has a few back up plans: either become a "sugar daughter" or pay the minimum on her loans for the next 25 years.

Orlando Sentinel– Fed up with student loan debt and a lack of prospects, one Florida State University alumna is selling her “never been used to get a job” diploma on eBay.
Stephanie Ritter listed the diploma for $50,000 and with it she offers to share the FSU college experience, meaning “everywhere you would have gone/eaten/partied in your four years.”
The tongue-in-cheek posting lists off a variety of Tallahassee pitstops Ritter could take the buyer: a tour of her favorite Publix locations, a show at the FSU School of Theatre, attendance at a football or basketball game, plus some more less wholesome experiences.
As if that weren’t enough, Ritter is also giving the buyer direct access to her personal memories via her college Facebook photos and permission to text her if the buyer needs real-time information about life at FSU.
Ritter graduated with a bachelor’s degree in theatre in 2011, since then she’s been consistently underemployed. Currently she’s living in Los Angeles working as a personal assistant.
She told Buzzfeed her degree “couldn’t mean less” so she figures by selling it she can pay off her $40,000 worth of student loans. Despite it all, she says she would still go to college if she had to do it again, she’d just choose a more queer friendly school in a city with opportunities for her to make money to support herself.
The listing has 27 days left but if the diploma doesn’t sell, Ritter told Buzzfeed she has a few back up plans: either become a “sugar daughter” or pay the minimum on her loans for the next 25 years.

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GTFO here with that. Maybe if i were rich or something id give her $750 to buy her stories like Mr. Peterman brought Kramers but those stories involving Kramers pants and the Van Buren Boys were interesting and useful. I have no use recounting your stories of you getting fucked by college guys. So your stories are useless. Favorite Publix location? Are you serious? They’re all good. FSU Theater performance? I don’t think all the fancy Aristocrats are leaving broadway to seek the extraordinary performances from a collegiate school in Tallahassee. All you’re offering is useless and can be made up with one weekend in the fall just partying. GTFO here with 50,000 dollars for that package.

But most of all when are people going to understand getting a degree for something in the arts is just retarded. Being brain smart and thinking a degree proves you have the brain smarts about whatever you want to do just does nothing. She want to be some actress i assume because she had a degree in theater, well have talent. A degree doesn’t prove talent, it hardly proves any knowledge, just that you attended some form of academia. You gotta have connections and shit. Know the right people. Honestly all the famous actors i can think of, i don’t even think went to school for theater or acting or whatever. Just makes no sense to think you need a degree for that. So if you think this idea actually works, you’re dumb, but if you chose to fall back on your sugar baby idea, you might as well be a porn star and try to get famous that way. Use your theater experience and make decent coin just fucking dudes.

Married Couple Take A Bite Of Their Wedding Cake On Their Anniversary Every Year For The Past SIXTY Years.

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A couple who celebrated their 60th wedding anniversary last week have revealed one secret to keeping their marriage from getting stale: eating cake that is very, very much so. Ann and Ken Fredericks of Satellite Beach, Florida, celebrate their anniversary by eating a bite from their wedding cake every year -- the remains of which they’re now keeping covered in plastic wrap inside a metal coffee can, Florida Today reports. But they don’t store it inside a refrigerator or freezer. The cake's actually sitting inside a closet at room temperature. Ann Fredericks, 81, said their children are “appalled” they’re still eating the decades-old dessert, but said the dark fruit cake will keep indefinitely. They pour brandy over the cake to moisten it before digging in, and usually break open a bottle of champagne to go with it, she said. “Believe me, it’s quite tasty, as long as it’s got enough brandy on it. And it’s never made us sick,” she told Florida Today. She did tell ABC News that “it’s a little dry.” The two are surprised by the amount of media attention they’ve received over the cake. “"We just never thought of this as being unusual,” Ann Fredericks told ABC. A representative from Ask Karen, a food safety chat service sponsored by the U.S. Department of Health and Human Services, expressed some skepticism over the cake’s safety. “We wouldn't recommend practically any food that old,” the spokesperson told The Huffington Post. A 60-year-old cake would likely remain safe to eat if it's kept in the freezer at or near zero degrees Fahrenheit, but probably wouldn’t taste great, the Ask Karen rep noted.

HP- A couple who celebrated their 60th wedding anniversary last week have revealed one secret to keeping their marriage from getting stale: eating cake that is very, very much so.
Ann and Ken Fredericks of Satellite Beach, Florida, celebrate their anniversary by eating a bite from their wedding cake every year — the remains of which they’re now keeping covered in plastic wrap inside a metal coffee can, Florida Today reports.
But they don’t store it inside a refrigerator or freezer. The cake’s actually sitting inside a closet at room temperature.
Ann Fredericks, 81, said their children are “appalled” they’re still eating the decades-old dessert, but said the dark fruit cake will keep indefinitely. They pour brandy over the cake to moisten it before digging in, and usually break open a bottle of champagne to go with it, she said.
“Believe me, it’s quite tasty, as long as it’s got enough brandy on it. And it’s never made us sick,” she told Florida Today.
She did tell ABC News that “it’s a little dry.”
The two are surprised by the amount of media attention they’ve received over the cake.
“”We just never thought of this as being unusual,” Ann Fredericks told ABC.
A representative from Ask Karen, a food safety chat service sponsored by the U.S. Department of Health and Human Services, expressed some skepticism over the cake’s safety.
“We wouldn’t recommend practically any food that old,” the spokesperson told The Huffington Post.
A 60-year-old cake would likely remain safe to eat if it’s kept in the freezer at or near zero degrees Fahrenheit, but probably wouldn’t taste great, the Ask Karen rep noted.

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Now you know when you see those gross smoking ads on television that show what a cigarette does to your lungs and how your lungs look after years of habitual smoking does? That is the same thing as that dark lump of coal they call a fruit cake from their wedding. Yea i guess its romantic nd makes all the girls go awwwwww! but the fact of the matter is every year to recount the courtship that solidified their future together forever is spoiled at the end of the night probably sloppy drunk from champagne and shitting in their adult diapers because they are eating rotten cake. I hope its like Seinfeld where they both switched pieces with a piece of Entenmann’s chocolate cake and are just trying to fool the other cause if not this tradition will probably kill them. I mean do you know what happens to a butter based frosting after 6 decades in a poorly ventilated florida cupboards? Its pure punishment.

 

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Ex-Con Thinks He’s Gonna Out Smart The Cops By Giving His Brothers Name, Turns Out There Was A Warrant For His Arrest.

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What's in a name? For one Florida ex-con, choosing the wrong one meant a return to the slammer. When Winter Haven Police got a noise complaint Wednesday night, the responding officer found Darius Devonte McClain blasting music from his car stereo. Rather than give his real name when confronted, the 22-year-old McClain offered the officer his brother's instead, cops allege. It was a criminally stupid move on many levels. McClain, of Lake Hamilton, said he didn't have his driver's license on him and gave cops his brother's name and birthdate along with a social security number belonging to a white man born in 1969, according to police. As for McClain's brother, Dequan Gunter from nearby Putnam County in central Florida had a warrant out for his arrest. McClain, on felony probation for introducing contraband into a detention facility, finally copped to lying to officers. He is being held at Polk County Jail for giving a false ID and probation violation

What’s in a name?
For one Florida ex-con, choosing the wrong one meant a return to the slammer.
When Winter Haven Police got a noise complaint Wednesday night, the responding officer found Darius Devonte McClain blasting music from his car stereo.
Rather than give his real name when confronted, the 22-year-old McClain offered the officer his brother’s instead, cops allege.
It was a criminally stupid move on many levels.
McClain, of Lake Hamilton, said he didn’t have his driver’s license on him and gave cops his brother’s name and birthdate along with a social security number belonging to a white man born in 1969, according to police.
As for McClain’s brother, Dequan Gunter from nearby Putnam County in central Florida had a warrant out for his arrest.
McClain, on felony probation for introducing contraband into a detention facility, finally copped to lying to officers.
He is being held at Polk County Jail for giving a false ID and probation violation

Listen, you can clown on Darius Devonte McClain all you want but I’m 100% impressed by what he did. Sure I bet he wishes the info didn’t come back saying he’s either an old white guy or a black dude with a warrant out for his arrest. But the fact is he probably didn’t panic like a little bitch and spit out fake identities that he kept in the back of his mind. Im almost sure any average joe trying to make up a lie by giving a fake name would fold under the pressure.  I don’t know why he would use an old white guys identity, maybe it helps get him further in life applying to jobs or his credit score or something. Either way its impressive. I mean name and birth date is one thing, but social security number? Thats some David Webb/Jason Bourne multiple aliases type shit.

Joe Philbin’s Lost His Mind

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Who is this guy!? Joe Philbin just putting on a clinic on stage rocking out. Saturday preseason game against Carolina? Philbin ain’t got time for that, he probably has to go watch other summer blockbusters and sell out venues once that useless game ends. Memo to the rest of the NFL- You better lock up the back doors and run for your life when the Dolphins come to town!

 

**UPDATE** Im Offically on Philbin watch for the next 42 hours. Is he on a drug binge? Did he find out he has terminal cancer and doesnt give a fuck anymore? I dont know but im about to get an all white tux complete with a top hat and just link up with Joe and the rest of the Dolphins team and staff and party on the town maybe.

Manhattan Condo Owners Are Asking For One Million Dollars For Their Parking Spots.

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Parking spaces have become so scarce in some big cities that wealthy buyers of luxury condos will have to fork out $1million to secure a single spot to park their cars. Prices for parking have reached an all-time high in large cities, including New York, Boston and San Francisco, according to the Wall Street Journal. At least two new residential developments in Manhattan are asking for the extortionate sum for a single parking space. And developers are even marketing the small spaces as sought-after luxury amenities with fancy brochures and promotional videos. In Manhattan’s trendy Soho, a parking space will set buyers back around four times the cost of an average family home in the country. At 42 Crosby Street in Soho, a 10-unit condominium building is currently under construction by Atlas Capital Group and expected to be complete next year. It has 10 parking spaces being built underground. Each space is available for $1million, which is more expensive in terms of square footage than the apartments upstairs. At 15 Renwick in Soho, designed by ODA-Architecture, prices for units start from $2.1million for a three-bedroom condo up to $11million for a penthouse duplex. But three private parking spots are priced at $1million each. Tim Crowley, the director of new development at Core, which is handling the marketing for 15 Renwick, said the high prices is because developers hope the spaces will be sold with one of the building’s two penthouses. Jonathan Miller, president of appraisal firm Miller Samuel, told the Journal that the highest actual sales price has seen for a single parking space in Manhattan is $325,000. He explained that million-dollar parking spaces are not close to market rate, but instead are priced proportionally to the high price tags of units in the building.

DM-Parking spaces have become so scarce in some big cities that wealthy buyers of luxury condos will have to fork out $1million to secure a single spot to park their cars.
Prices for parking have reached an all-time high in large cities, including New York, Boston and San Francisco, according to the Wall Street Journal.
At least two new residential developments in Manhattan are asking for the extortionate sum for a single parking space.
And developers are even marketing the small spaces as sought-after luxury amenities with fancy brochures and promotional videos.
In Manhattan’s trendy Soho, a parking space will set buyers back around four times the cost of an average family home in the country.
At 42 Crosby Street in Soho, a 10-unit condominium building is currently under construction by Atlas Capital Group and expected to be complete next year.
It has 10 parking spaces being built underground. Each space is available for $1million, which is more expensive in terms of square footage than the apartments upstairs.
At 15 Renwick in Soho, designed by ODA-Architecture, prices for units start from $2.1million for a three-bedroom condo up to $11million for a penthouse duplex.
But three private parking spots are priced at $1million each.
Tim Crowley, the director of new development at Core, which is handling the marketing for 15 Renwick, said the high prices is because developers hope the spaces will be sold with one of the building’s two penthouses.
Jonathan Miller, president of appraisal firm Miller Samuel, told the Journal that the highest actual sales price has seen for a single parking space in Manhattan is $325,000.
He explained that million-dollar parking spaces are not close to market rate, but instead are priced proportionally to the high price tags of units in the building.

If theres ever a blessing for living in Florida, its that we have homes with driveways and garages. Yea we get warm weather and see hot, tan, superficial chicks in bikinis, and lower cost of living, But having a place for my car when I come home within a 20 foot distance that people aren’t going to break into matters a lot. Its piece of mind. Some Mahattanites just love coming out of the wood works bragging about how great their city is and how they don’t need cars because they have the subways. Yea you get public transportation that homeless people sleep and defecate in. Real glamorous. If people in New York didn’t want their own form of transportation then there wouldn’t be a god damn ONE MILLION DOLLAR premium on a parking spot that may or may not be directly linked to your building. Its god damn insane. You can buy like 5 houses with that kind of money here. 5 houses with driveway parking. As you grow up and want to be a respectable human being you need a car and along with that in order to have piece of mind that your, at minimum, 30 thousand dollar expense is safe while its parked. Im assuming if you can afford a condo in soho you have some money, and I would splurge to have that parking spot if its connected to the building. But at some point in the dead of winter when you and your wife have that seasonal affective disorder and go park your car in a spot that cost you one million dollars you’re gonna think about giving it all up and move down south to Miami where you can dress in Tommy Bahama weather in the winter and be balls deep in some cuban pussy knowing your cars parked right outside in a residential neighborhood.

Local Florida Adult Star Kayla Kupcake Gave The Judge A Nice Flash Of The Titties When She Was In Court.

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BROWARD COUNTY, Fla. - A woman claiming she had been mistreated in jail flashed a judge Thursday in a Broward courtroom. Susan Marie Surrette, who had been arrested on a disorderly intoxication charge, wanted to show the judge her injuries. Judge John Hurley was presiding over the case. The questions are typical, but the encounter was not. "I work," Surrette said. "What do you do for work?" Hurley asked. "I work as a hair dresser," she said. But that's just one the things Surrette does. She then told the judge about her other job. WATCH: Susan Marie Surrette's full court appearance "Kayla Kupcakes. I'm an escort, too," Surrette said. Surrette has a website to prove it. She calls herself Kayla Kupcakes and advertises that she's a porn star, escort and private dancer with a knack for some fetishes. Surrette then started complaining about police brutality and said she has the evidence to prove it. "I've been beaten up by police. And also this too," Surrette said, showing the judge her breasts. "Oh, my Lord," Hurley said. After flashing the judge, Surrette told Hurley she has medical condition. "She's somebody that needs help," Surrette's attorney said. "She's not going to get the help that she needs at the jail." The judge set Surrette's bond at $100 and ordered that she under a medical evaluation.

BROWARD COUNTY, Fla. –
A woman claiming she had been mistreated in jail flashed a judge Thursday in a Broward courtroom.
Susan Marie Surrette, who had been arrested on a disorderly intoxication charge, wanted to show the judge her injuries.
Judge John Hurley was presiding over the case. The questions are typical, but the encounter was not.
“I work,” Surrette said.
“What do you do for work?” Hurley asked.
“I work as a hair dresser,” she said.
But that’s just one the things Surrette does. She then told the judge about her other job.
WATCH: Susan Marie Surrette’s full court appearance
“Kayla Kupcakes. I’m an escort, too,” Surrette said.
Surrette has a website to prove it. She calls herself Kayla Kupcakes and advertises that she’s a porn star, escort and private dancer with a knack for some fetishes.
Surrette then started complaining about police brutality and said she has the evidence to prove it.
“I’ve been beaten up by police. And also this too,” Surrette said, showing the judge her breasts.
“Oh, my Lord,” Hurley said.
After flashing the judge, Surrette told Hurley she has medical condition.
“She’s somebody that needs help,” Surrette’s attorney said. “She’s not going to get the help that she needs at the jail.”
The judge set Surrette’s bond at $100 and ordered that she under a medical evaluation.

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I see the move Kayla Kupcake tried to pull here. “Oh yea judge you never heard of me? Well let me give you a run down of who i am. The names Susan Marie Surrette aka Kayla Kupcake. 5’7 Blonde Im a 44DD and this is what im known for….”Screen Shot 2015-08-20 at 11.59.53 PM

Smart move trying to throw the judge off his kilter. I mean she’s practically offering the judge a chance to fuck her right there to get out of this silly misunderstanding about her drunken arrest. Give the little schpeel about being a hairdresser so you seem like a normal part of society, Dangle the carrot in front of the rabbit by telling the judge you’re an escort too and you make films in your bed room. Take the shot by flashing your 44DD all over open court under oath. Hook line and sinker.  Love how she threw in she does fetish stuff too. Gotta cover all bases when you’re trying to fuck your way out of an arrest record.

Ps- If anyones interested in booking Ms. Kupcake…..Screen Shot 2015-08-21 at 12.25.15 AM