Monthly Archives: September 2016

Most Hated Man, Martin Shkreli, Is Auctioning Off His Face To Be Slapped/Punch For Charity

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Bold PR take from Martin Shkreli but smart none the less. Who does PR for Hollywood’s most hated actors? You don’t see them putting up their face for charity. Sure they got to protect their face if they’re an actor or some shit, but come on. Guys like Shia LaBeouf aren’t getting casted in glamorous roles for their face and no one likes him post Transformers and he seems like the biggest asshole ever. Maybe if he wants to get back in media’s good graces get Mayweather to viciously right hook him for the troops. Turn this into a huge media spin live on Periscope and once you wake up from consciousness possibly a month later from the coma, Martin Shkreli might be able to walk down the street populated with aids patients and they wont even see him as the guy who hiked the shit out of their life saving medicine drug, and instead see the guy who’s sporting a black guy all for charity/ a guy named Mike who died. Not the savviest of PR moves on the clients behalf but sometimes it takes getting the shit knocked out of you to clean up your image.

Our Beloved Ace, Jose Fernandez, Has Tragically Died In A Boating Accident

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I’m absolutely shocked. This is so surreal I really don’t know what to say. Guy was pitching earlier this week and now he’s just gone. It feels like the Paul Walker death all over again when good guys with no problem what so ever just dies in a random tragic accident. This wasn’t an arrogant athlete who always partied or a celebrity who craved attention. It was just a young pitcher with all the talent in the world. And Jose was loved, man. This season is a little bit better than the past few but when it was an absolutely dead season there was always a ticket spike when it came to Jose day because the Ace was the anchor to this team. He was like a perfect icon for Miami too. Young stud, great looking guy, all the talent in the world, throwing absolute heat, and he was Cuban. It fucking sucks to know that a young 24 year old could have the baseball world by the balls but we’ll never get to see it. Fuck man, his family wont get to see it and it kills me inside cause the guy was truly a family guy. One of those Cubans who loves his grand parents and how the women elders in his life were his most important bond. And worst of all was, guy was set to be a father.

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Thoughts and Prayers out for Jose’s Family. Miami will truly miss our beloved Ace.

 

I Love The Hustle On This Woman Who Got Her Leg Run Over Trying To Catch Her Purse Snatcher

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Sun Sentinal-Determined not to lose her purse, Janelle Della-Libera made a desperate jump onto the hood of a Cadillac at a Dania Beach gas station as the thief tried to get away and eventually got her left foot run over, WPLG-Ch. 10 is reporting. "My instincts kicked in and I wanted my stuff back and I didn't want to be taken advantage of," Della-Libera, nursing a severely sprained ankle, told the station about Saturday's encounter at a Mobil gas station at 3991 Stirling Road. Surveillance video shows a man getting out of the Cadillac and grabbing the purse from her SUV as Della-Libera is pumping gas. After she realized what happened, Della-Libera jumps onto the car's windshield as the thief continues driving until she eventually falls to the ground where he foot was run over.

Sun Sentinal- Determined not to lose her purse, Janelle Della-Libera made a desperate jump onto the hood of a Cadillac at a Dania Beach gas station as the thief tried to get away and eventually got her left foot run over, WPLG-Ch. 10 is reporting.
“My instincts kicked in and I wanted my stuff back and I didn’t want to be taken advantage of,” Della-Libera, nursing a severely sprained ankle, told the station about Saturday’s encounter at a Mobil gas station at 3991 Stirling Road.
Surveillance video shows a man getting out of the Cadillac and grabbing the purse from her SUV as Della-Libera is pumping gas. After she realized what happened, Della-Libera jumps onto the car’s windshield as the thief continues driving until she eventually falls to the ground where he foot was run over.

Perseverance, I believe by definition, is what Janelle Della-Libera has shown us today. Im a big intangibles guy. Give the ball to a perfectly sculpted human and he still might not have what it takes to win the game. You need more than that. Guts. Grit. Miles and miles of heart. But one you especially need is perseverance. No hesitation when it came to a game time heat of the moment decision to leap her ass onto the purse snatchers car. No screaming for help, no crying. Just dug her cleats in and charged like she only had one job, to recover the purse. It’s not everyday you get a player like that willing to get her ankles smushed by a 4000 pound Cadillac Eldorado. Just laying blows to the guy absconding with her purse with out thinking about everything around her and how ridiculous she looks on the hood of the car smacking a man with her purse. Did Cam Newton try to recover a fumble during the Superbowl? No. Did Janelle leap onto the hood of a Cadillac to try to get her purse back even though it just let to her falling on the ground and getting her ankle crushed? Yes. It says a lot about a person

North Korea Only Has 28 Websites

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Mental Floss- Like many aspects of North Korean life, internet in the totalitarian state is kept hidden from outsiders. That was until recently, when the country’s list of registered domain names was accidentally leaked to the rest of the world. More surprising than the content of the North Korean web is the number of sites: As Gizmodo reports, a grand total of 28 domains were uncovered. The leak came after an engineer in the U.S. sent North Korea an automated request to access all of the domains in their main Domain Name System (DNS) server. The server is normally programmed to reject such a request, but this time something went wrong and access was granted. The list of domains was posted to GitHub, and then to Reddit on September 19. Many of the websites have since been taken down, but plenty of screenshots were saved from the leak. As you can see below, the North Korean internet includes websites dedicated to news, charity, film, education, sports, food, and even social networking.

Mental Floss- Like many aspects of North Korean life, internet in the totalitarian state is kept hidden from outsiders. That was until recently, when the country’s list of registered domain names was accidentally leaked to the rest of the world. More surprising than the content of the North Korean web is the number of sites: As Gizmodo reports, a grand total of 28 domains were uncovered.
The leak came after an engineer in the U.S. sent North Korea an automated request to access all of the domains in their main Domain Name System (DNS) server. The server is normally programmed to reject such a request, but this time something went wrong and access was granted. The list of domains was posted to GitHub, and then to Reddit on September 19.
Many of the websites have since been taken down, but plenty of screenshots were saved from the leak. As you can see below, the North Korean internet includes websites dedicated to news, charity, film, education, sports, food, and even social networking. North Korea’s internet still remains a mystery to most people within the country’s borders. According to ABC News, computers are only accessible to select citizens like university students and government employees. This means that only about 10,000 to 20,000 residents out of North Korea’s population of 25 million are connected to the web.

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TWENTY EIGHT websites total. If you were to try to explain the concept of the world wide web to someone, you would probably describe it as endless amounts of information gathered all over the world. It’s a place for entertainment, news, a place to talk to friends you haven’t seen in decades. The internet is a wonderful thing. It makes people laugh and even orgasm. Lots of people orgasm from it. Now imagine all of that going away. Imagine being privileged enough to own a great piece of technology called a computer but using it to only know about your old ass dictator President, Kim Jun Un. What is the point of that? Im pretty sure in North Korea the only thing you are allowed to do is learn about Kim Jung Un, hate South Korea and every nation not controlled by the supreme leader, and starve. That’s it.

Wild man. I think I officially can’t define North Koreans as humans anymore. What is it that’s defined mankind and humanity for the past decade? Its the fact that we strive for more in life. We want food that doesn’t taste gross? We harness the power of fire to grill up some bomb ass cheese burgers. You want to travel to a destination but tired of using your feet? Oh I don’t know domesticate horses to travel, shovel coal to move a 10 thousand pound locomotive, intricate science concepts such as the combustion engine to travel to McDonalds in under 5 minutes. Human’s did that. Mankind did it. We had a natural thirst for wanting more in life. North Korea doesn’t have there. No pioneers in that brain washed country. No thirst for more knowledge beyond the walls of 28 web pages, none of which is porn or this site, mind you. It’s what has separated humans from animals. Sure in this case the animal in the metaphor probably has access to megaton nukes potentially, but I wouldn’t be intimidated by a little fox scurrying around in the woods so i definitely wont be afraid of North Korea.

Ekblad Suffers A Minor Concussion From A Hit From Leo Komarov

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Aaron Ekblad was going to miss the start of Florida Panthers training camp because of his commitment to the World Cup of Hockey.

The Panthers just hope their rising star just doesn’t miss too much time after getting hurt at the NHL preseason showcase.

Ekblad, the 20-year-old defenseman who signed the richest deal in franchise history this summer, suffered a concussion while playing for Team North America at the World Cup in Toronto on Sunday night.

Florida general manager Tom Rowe said Tuesday afternoon that he had been in contact with Ekblad’s agent as well as Florida coach Gerard Gallant — an assistant on Ekblad’s team in Toronto — and things are OK.

“I spoke with his agent, Jeff Jackson, this morning and Gerard and both said it’s real minor,” Rowe said. “They say he feels really good. Gerard’s right there, keeping an eye on things.”

Ekblad missed Monday’s World Cup game after being run into the glass by Finland’s Leo Komarov the previous night.

Although Ekblad finished Sunday’s game, he sat out Monday’s game against Russia and won’t play in another.

Although Rowe said earlier in the afternoon Ekblad would remain in Toronto for the duration of Team North America’s stay in the tournament, the Panthers confirmed Tuesday evening that Ekblad is heading back to South Florida and will be evaluated by team doctors when he arrives.

“We were thinking of bringing him back here,’’ Rowe said earlier in the day. “He wants to stay with his team.”

North America, 1-1 in the round-robin tournament, plays what could be its final game Wednesday against Sweden.

Team North America GM Peter Chiarelli said Ekblad is day-to-day, but the Panthers made it clear they didn’t want Ekblad competing in the NHL-sanctioned tournament anymore.

“We’re not going to risk it, we have too much at stake,” Rowe said.

This is the big debate that always happen when it comes to International Tournaments. Should this player participate in the Olympics? Should we risk sending our best talent to represent the general region of North America because a blossoming super star is so elite that he can play in an under-23 group because he’s so good? I guess its jsut because my heart goes where Ekblad goes because im like a father to Ekblad even though he’s only like 5 or 6 years younger than me. If your son says he wants to go away to college, you do anything you can to let him go. But rest assure when he gets a concussion from Leo Komarov Im gonna rush to his aid. Ekblad should’ve been more alert, yes. And a few minutes after the play when he was along the board, he kept his guard up. Concussions are no joke. I’ve seen weird, violent, and terrible things happen resulting from life long concussion type hits. Ekblad had one from last year and another one now probably not as big of a concussion but a concussion none the less. I’m glad we shipped him back to South Florida. I’m fine with players wanting to represent their nation or region/age group but Its far wider than a thin line to know if we should let them stay in the tournament of rest up for what really matters and thats the Stanley Cup.

Woman Goes Off On A Guy For Sexually Harassing Her By Saying Hello To Her

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This is what the world has come to huh? A person says hello and its almost becomes equivalent to raping a girl. Fucking A. Basically what this woman wants is a cold ass society where no one speaks to anyone and for hate to develop and tensions between people grow to an alarming rate. Its corny as fuck but i want a peaceful society. Back when I was living in Orlando i use to walk my dog in the rich people neighborhood and wave and say hi to everyone that passed by. It was nice and builds your spirit. But every now and then I would give someone a wave and a hello and they would look at me like I was a social pariah with no hello back. Literally the second they don’t say hi id give them a shrugged shoulder and tell them they’re dead to me out loud. Don’t care if they have a wild gunman rain a hail of gunfire on them 5 feet away from me. If you don’t have it in you to say hello back you’re an asshole and I could care less about your fate. I didn’t make the decision, you did. Oh and if I say hello and you accuse me of sexual harassment and start making a scene all because I was trying to be friendly with everyone, then I hope all the bad things in the world happens to you. And I might call you a cunt.

Why The Fuck Does Verne Troyer Get A Free Pair Of Yeezys?

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Look I don’t hate the guy. He was a long time side character to a famous Iconic movie series growing up in the 90/2000s. But yo how is Verne Troyer famous enough to get free pair of Yeezys sent to him in special toddler sizes. Is he like super chill with Kanye or something I don’t know about? I haven’t even thought of the guy since like whenever they last showed Austin Powers on TBS 5 years after the movie hit theaters. I know this is coming off as a hater move, but the sneaker game is something any regular guy wants to jump into. Never owned a pair of Jordans, never had Air Force Ones. I always had some basic ass regular reeboks or some skater shoes cause that’s what was hot growing up. Nowadays I wear some nice clarks because they give me a little lift and cause i think that somehow if i wear nicer shoes or boots, girls wont notice im fat and gross with messy hair. Don’t get me wrong I like them but I remember the day back in 6th grade when this black kid named Germain said he liked my reeboks cause “they was the original black man shoes” and ever since then I felt like i needed to make the leap into fresh kicks but never did and it plagues me to this day and even more knowing that somehow Mini-me is getting hooked up for free. It’s such a random pick, it would be like if Meatloaf suddenly got hooked up with Yeezys a note from KimYe.  What the fuck, Kanye. Hook a blogger up.

P.s- Yeezys still remind me of those water shoes old ladies would wear by the pool. But if they’re hot i want them

P.P.S- This picture of Shaq palming Verne Troyers head/body is hilarious

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Guy Found Passed Out In Gas Station “Chill Zone”, With Baggies Filled With Heroin, Spent Nearly An Hour Making A Milkshake.

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PLAINFIELD — A man with an apparent sweet tooth, a sleep deficit and allegedly in possession of several bags of heroin was arrested Tuesday at a Plainfield convenience store after police said he fell asleep while trying to make a milkshake. At approximately 8:58 p.m., Plainfield police officers were dispatched to the Cumberland Farms store at 12 S. Main St. in Moosup after receiving complaints of a man, later identified as 37-year-old Randy Valade, nodding off while spending 40 minutes attempting to make a milkshake, according to a press release. Police said they found Valade sleeping inside the store’s “Chill Zone” with a frozen drink in his hand. Police said a woman, identified as 47-year-old Gina Mineau, was found slumped against a nearby wall outside the store. Both Valade and Mineau are homeless, police said. A search found Valade and Mineau were both in possession of “numerous” bags of heroin. Mineau was also found to have suboxone, a narcotic sometimes used to treat drug addiction, on her person without a prescription, police said. Police said Valade resisted officer’s attempts to escort him to a cruiser and had to be restrained.

PLAINFIELD — A man with an apparent sweet tooth, a sleep deficit and allegedly in possession of several bags of heroin was arrested Tuesday at a Plainfield convenience store after police said he fell asleep while trying to make a milkshake.
At approximately 8:58 p.m., Plainfield police officers were dispatched to the Cumberland Farms store at 12 S. Main St. in Moosup after receiving complaints of a man, later identified as 37-year-old Randy Valade, nodding off while spending 40 minutes attempting to make a milkshake, according to a press release.
Police said they found Valade sleeping inside the store’s “Chill Zone” with a frozen drink in his hand.
Police said a woman, identified as 47-year-old Gina Mineau, was found slumped against a nearby wall outside the store. Both Valade and Mineau are homeless, police said.
A search found Valade and Mineau were both in possession of “numerous” bags of heroin. Mineau was also found to have suboxone, a narcotic sometimes used to treat drug addiction, on her person without a prescription, police said. Police said Valade resisted officer’s attempts to escort him to a cruiser and had to be restrained.

Ahh the life of a heroin addicted homeless person. Don’t get me wrong, I’m fine with knowing I’m going to a gas station to pump gas and maybe buy a quick snack and not panhandle for more drug money, but there is somewhat of a “fuck everything live vicariously” attitude that homeless people have that we all kind of want. Its fucking summer here perpetually for the most part. I look on the weather app and it tells me its fucking 90 degrees and a chance of a thunderstorm. You know where I would want to be if i had no responsibilities? Chilling out with a milkshake in the chill zone while all the losers out there are busy trying to live pay check to pay check. Get a little high and let this oreo milkshake take over. Pure bliss. Sure the reality is he probably smells, is hungry, sick, probably will develop a mental illness from living on the streets as a homeless person, has a ton of drug possession counts enough to lock him away for the rest of his life, but once he was finished going in an out of his little 40 minute drug high nap, I bet by the end that milk shake was pretty damn good.

P.s- Suboxone is a pretty fancy drug according to Mr. Robot. He should sell that one to get more shitty heroin, if i were a drug adviser.

The New Trailer Dropped For The Tupac Biopic And It Looks Intense As Fuck

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Not gonna lie, heading into this i thought i was gonna be super super hyped on this but now im just super hyped. I love me some Tupac. Classic, smooth raps everyone who is anyone knows tupac was one of the most iconic rappers ever. But the thing is, this shit looks like its gonna be super heavy into the part of his life where he lost it and just assumed the world was out to kill him. That’s not necessarily my favorite version of Tupac. I liked the Tupac that was talking about Brenda dumping a baby in a traaash heap. Guy just spitting rhymes about the dynamics of the neighborhood and the fallout that occurs from a girl having sex with her cousin. As harsh a topic is that’s the move loving side of Pac. The version that would care and hold a little child. I wouldn’t put a child anywhere near this version of Tupac because he probably thinks the baby is gonna kill him and he’ll pull and uzi out on it. He’s always talked about being a minority and how it affects him. Its just more about how he does it. I mean Changes? Song is a classic. There was a more poetic side to Tupac and that’s just the version i like so maybe people wanted more of this later years pac but i hope we get a nice round about view of him.

P.s- Benny Boom and Hype Williams are probably the first two names that comes to mind when it comes to rap video directors.

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Cop Gets Caught Getting Road Head

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Pretty presumptuous to assume that this is a cop. What just cause he’s driving a dodge and has some generic yellow license plate? Could be any government official job. Also pretty presumptuous to assume she was giving head. Lady could’ve been falling asleep on his lap or been trying to reach over his side cause maybe she dropped her cell phone or something.  God you guys, quit trying to get the man in trouble. But yea that guy was getting his dick sucked. If that guy was right here I would give him daps. Probably did the classic reach over to feel her ass move when you see head head move towards the right. Maybe put a finger in the asshole but maybe not cause she’s probably a hooker. And when he started hitting the yellow line, you knew thats when the guy jizzed all over the inside of her mouth. Eyes went cross eyed. And to her credit, must be some good dome as the kids say. Didn’t come up for air once.