SCMP– A shipyard welder in eastern China gave up his job to fullfill a promise to his son and build a robot replica based on the Transformers action movies. Standing 5m high and 3m wide, the dazzling yellow version of “Bumblebee Autobot”, character in the film, towers over onlookers in Wang Liansheng’s backyard in Suqian, Jiangsu province. It all started when Wang told his two-year-old son that he would make a model for him because he couldn’t afford to buy one after they watched the latest Transformers movie last July, Thepaper.cn reported. His son took his words to heart, and Wang realised he had to keep his promise. “As a father, I can’t just say something and not do it,” Wang said. He gave up his job and spent 140,000 yuan (HK$170,000) on his pet project. In a year, he scoured enough old car parts and other scrap metal across the city to assemble the robot. Wang says it was the worth the effort, especially when his son proudly tells people: “My father made this.” He next plans to make a model of the Transformers character Optimus Prime, and maybe try to make a business out of it.
Im sure this is kind of cliche at this point but back then I always wanted my dad to build us a tree house. We had tons of land growing up. Loved to play outside, and had tons of trees so naturally we wanted a tree house. My dad never made that tree house for us. Said he was thinking about it but never did. You know why? Because he kept his job so we didn’t have to live like a poor person 24/7.
I get it, its something a father did for his son so they can both be proud of each other, blah blah blah. Its nice I get that. But in the same way i don’t hate and resent my dad for not building a tree house, this kids not gonna hate his dad if he didn’t build a useless model statue of a bootleg Bumblebee. I mean i don’t know how the math or logic works where you don’t have the money to buy a toy, but instead spend all your hong kong dollars to build one that cost exorbitantly more than a toy, and just build a knock off version. I mean it doesnt even have the Autobots symbol for christ sakes. That shit might have some play over there where knock offs thrive and you’re young and can show it off but once you’re in your teens and poor because dad doesn’t have a job because no one wants to buy massive knock off transformer statues, then its just gonna be a 5 meter high robot statue telling you to your face that your poor.
P.s- this is what bumble be actually looks like. A for effort, C+ in execution. But then again i dont know if they have Camaros over there in china so ill give it a B-
Well fucking A, Zookeeper. Maybe throw more than one chicken in the feeding pit filled with hungry primordial like dinosaur of a reptiles and you wont have your talent that bring in money to your zoo eating each others arms off. Is that the plan here? Just slowly let these crocs murder each other? I mean its just got one bum wheel now but theres no way that its gonna survive in the yard with a bunch of other crocs that got all 4 of their legs working. I mean they only had one chicken to feed, I kinda think their play here is to let them all just fuck up the croc till nothings left but bones. Fucking food chain, circle of life, and nature all come into play here.
Either way that audience kinda got their moneys worth. Normally you go to a zoo and its a lot of animals just sitting their. Well not this place. Sure you kinda put your life at risk when its a pit full of hungry crocs and only separated by a janky metal chain link fence that looks like you can push and slide right under it and get your ass eaten. But that didnt happen so its a win for the spectators and for the zoo. Only loser is that croc that is going to for sure die.
Published on Aug 28, 2015 Girl Covers Her Little Brother in Peanut Butter, Credit: Video’s Owner :Gina Gardner Brown. Toddler gets hold of a jar of peanut butter and delightedly covers himself Watch What Happens When a 3-Year-Old Budding Artist Is Left Alone With Her Little Brother Every parent knows that sinking feeling that comes over you when you realize your children have been quiet for a while — too quiet. Gina Gardner Brown noticed that her 3-year-old daughter and 18-month-old son were silent for way too long and decided to turn the video camera on before going to find what they were up to — thank goodness she did. Brown found her two children sitting on the kitchen table, Ethan covered in peanut butter from head to toe, and Emily smiling proudly at her masterpiece, hands covered in the spread with the empty jar next to her. While this is most moms’ worst nightmare, Brown handled it like a champ, encouraging her little budding artist but suggesting, “let’s not do this again. This is not something we should repeat.” Watch the video and see the kids’ reactions to Ethan being covered in sticky peanut butter and how their mama handled it all flawlessly. We should all take a page out of her book — messes can be cleaned up, and priceless moments should be celebrated. This Little Baby Covered In Peanut Butter Is All You Need To See Today, Why wouldn’t you cover your brother in peanut butter? These two get up to no good with a tub of peanut butter when moms away.
Holy shit, kids. Waste things more why dont ya. I have a feeling alot of chicks are gonna get their ovaries flooded over something like this but thats a god damn mess of a situation. Im no where near a point in life where I can make parenting advice but how the fuck are you not gonna yell a little bit at your kid at that? Is she just nice in front of the camera and then let loose? Peanut butter, first of all, is like one of the thickest substances on the planet. I feel like if just globs of skippy make its way down that kids throat he could suffocate. Name a more viscous edible, i honestly can’t. Second, theres no way that kid learned any lesson. Shes gonna dig into the pantry next and just smear food all over the walls probably. Third, How about that little guy just grabbing some more and smearing that shit all over his stomach. Somewhere in the field of psychology thats gonna have some mental affect on his sexual behavior 18 years down the line. you just know it. And really its just the moms fault. Be a better mom. Teach em not to be little assholes smearing shit all over each other, don’t let your son think its okay to have warm mushy brown stuff all over his chest, and don’t buy poor people peanut butter like skippy*. And you ladies think its unreasonable for guys to fear parenthood.
*-Maybe thats because at home we bought Jif but when i went to summer school in Chinatown, NY it was like in a tenement building and we used skippy so I associated it with being poor.
Egotastic- Grand Theft Auto V, as we all know damn well, was a huge achievement in the field of open world sandbox-ery. It bought us a city playground several times the size of previous Grand Theft Auto worlds, and more than ever to do within it. If you’ve ever wanted to take a break from your badass crime spree to do a little yoga, this is your jam, right here. I don’t want to drop cliches like ‘living, breathing world’ on your asses, but that’s where Rockstar were going with this. Every pedestrian you pass seems to have a purpose of their own, places to go and people to see. There are limits to that, natch, but generally you’re just cruising past in a blur as some asshole online aims a rocket up your tailpipe, so you don’t really notice. Which sucks a bit, frankly. Because when you really pay attention to the minutiae of Los Santos life, you see just how much has gone into the game. Which is where the obsessive attention-payers at 8-Bit Bastard come in. These guys put in six months –six freaking months– of work to bring us Onto the Land, a documentary about the wildlife of GTA V. From hairy-assed little rabbits to hawks and cougars, they’re all here, and they’re all… a little scientifically ropey. But that’s video game AI for you. Did you know cougars hunt by herding deer about until they plummet over cliffs, in hilarious slow-mo and bouncing repeatedly off rocks like Homer Simpson, then scavenging the remains at their leisure? Nope, me neither. But here it is:
Now I don’t want to over exaggerate and say Onto The Land should be a contender for the Academy Awards or anything. Realistically not even Golden Globe. But thanks to my short attention span, I zoned out and back in and forgot I was watching something pieced together from a video game featuring heavy gun violence and gang culture. I was watching the beauty of nature, the struggle to survive living in the wild, and interaction between man and nature. Sure some of the information relayed might not be the most accurate information but thats just how convincing the doc was. Get the right nature music, some British narration, and just point the camera at digital animals and it’ll always be a decent nature/animal documentary in my mind.
Sidenote- 6 months though? fucking coulda filmed a real nature doc in that time but ill settle for the fake landscape that is Los Santos
Someone tell that bitch to quite being so salty! From what I gather Futsal is just 5 on 5 soccer, and if thats true than these Brazilian chicks might be tougher than 90% of the Premier League, UEFA League, CONCAF, MLS any of those soccer leagues that I don’t understand. I mean by women’s standards, I would assume this would be the equivalent of like Steve Weatherford’s muscular ass putting the boot to your throat. I mean that chick probably doesn’t eat like birds pecking at salads. Brazilian chicks get their fair share of protein and her thighs show it. Built like a horse leg and the chick in orange just took it like it was a light jab to the chin. Got up and toughed it out. If this were Fifa id half expect the team to just throw an emergency funeral for the guy.
Orlando Sentinel– Fed up with student loan debt and a lack of prospects, one Florida State University alumna is selling her “never been used to get a job” diploma on eBay. Stephanie Ritter listed the diploma for $50,000 and with it she offers to share the FSU college experience, meaning “everywhere you would have gone/eaten/partied in your four years.” The tongue-in-cheek posting lists off a variety of Tallahassee pitstops Ritter could take the buyer: a tour of her favorite Publix locations, a show at the FSU School of Theatre, attendance at a football or basketball game, plus some more less wholesome experiences. As if that weren’t enough, Ritter is also giving the buyer direct access to her personal memories via her college Facebook photos and permission to text her if the buyer needs real-time information about life at FSU. Ritter graduated with a bachelor’s degree in theatre in 2011, since then she’s been consistently underemployed. Currently she’s living in Los Angeles working as a personal assistant. She told Buzzfeed her degree “couldn’t mean less” so she figures by selling it she can pay off her $40,000 worth of student loans. Despite it all, she says she would still go to college if she had to do it again, she’d just choose a more queer friendly school in a city with opportunities for her to make money to support herself. The listing has 27 days left but if the diploma doesn’t sell, Ritter told Buzzfeed she has a few back up plans: either become a “sugar daughter” or pay the minimum on her loans for the next 25 years.
GTFO here with that. Maybe if i were rich or something id give her $750 to buy her stories like Mr. Peterman brought Kramers but those stories involving Kramers pants and the Van Buren Boys were interesting and useful. I have no use recounting your stories of you getting fucked by college guys. So your stories are useless. Favorite Publix location? Are you serious? They’re all good. FSU Theater performance? I don’t think all the fancy Aristocrats are leaving broadway to seek the extraordinary performances from a collegiate school in Tallahassee. All you’re offering is useless and can be made up with one weekend in the fall just partying. GTFO here with 50,000 dollars for that package.
But most of all when are people going to understand getting a degree for something in the arts is just retarded. Being brain smart and thinking a degree proves you have the brain smarts about whatever you want to do just does nothing. She want to be some actress i assume because she had a degree in theater, well have talent. A degree doesn’t prove talent, it hardly proves any knowledge, just that you attended some form of academia. You gotta have connections and shit. Know the right people. Honestly all the famous actors i can think of, i don’t even think went to school for theater or acting or whatever. Just makes no sense to think you need a degree for that. So if you think this idea actually works, you’re dumb, but if you chose to fall back on your sugar baby idea, you might as well be a porn star and try to get famous that way. Use your theater experience and make decent coin just fucking dudes.
Mirror– A wife smashed an alarm clock over her husband’s head after he asked for a goodnight kiss. Kathryne Borthwick, 26 – who met husband Monty, 59, online – flew into a rage after a drinking spree. A judge heard Mr Borthwick took off his shirt in the bedroom and demanded: “What about my goodnight kiss?” Prosecuting lawyer Tim Dracass said: “She picked up an alarm clock and started to hit him with it. “The clock broke. “Mrs Borthwick then grabbed her husband’s mobile and began hitting his head.” The court heard Mr Borthwick begged “Please, please” as blood ran down his head and his furious wife swore and threw his CDs around their Portsmouth home. An ambulance was called at 9.45pm and Mr Borthwick was left with two cuts to his head after the attack on April 18. Mrs Borthwick, who came to the UK from The Philippines last year, admitted assault with actual bodily harm and was given a 12-month community order. The court heard that Mr Borthwick did not want his wife to be charged but that it was not the first time she had behaved in this way after drinking. Portsmouth crown court heard she had quit drinking and the pair wanted to forget the “nightmare”. Judge Roger Hetherington said: “For some reason, which is something of a mystery, you flew at him in a rage hitting him with whatever came to hand.”
This is how you know how times have changed. Girls are so fed up with how guys are not remotely close to romantic like the guys in old 50’s movies. Oh guys are not charming anymore, or we don’t have proper etiquette around ladies! Well its 2015 and times have changed. We’re not calling people over land lines asking them out if they would like to go on a date at some restaurant followed by a stroll through the park. Its “Hey whats up you wanna come over and watch Netflix maybe order some take out” over text. But here’s the thing, Kathtryne over here is only 29 while she married Monty who’s FIFTY NINE. Dude is pretty much double her age. He is the old guy that has charm and etiquette that the ladies pretend they want to much and when he gave it to her she didn’t even know what to do with it besides bash his head in with an alarm clock and cellphone. So listen ladies, chivalry and romance isn’t dead, its just evolved. Take us for what we are and please do not bash out skull in, thats all we ask.