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A Dallas Stripper On Stage With A Giant Ass Snake…..Yup.

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Everyone knows I hate snakes. So obviously I’m not saying I’m turned on right now, but I’m also not not saying I’m turned on right now. Jah feel? This just kinda proves one thing, Women are just devil seductresses. Yea i know, it’s something we kind of already know. If she has a fat enough ass or big enough tits, your judgement gets clouded 100% of the time. I just said i hate snakes. I said it before i clicked on the video. I said it watching the entire video in a trance. I said it after i watched the video. I said it when i watched the video again. And last of all, I said it while sporting at least a half chub the entire time. Maybe the situation would be different if i was in a lap dance stall one on two with her and a snake but all i know is she did naughty sexy stuff with the snake and sure i was a little bit disgusted but i was also turned on enough to probably throw all the money i have at her to make her do more of it. Why? because she knows what she is and knows she can use what she got to make some money off of suckers like me and all these dudes here. And its not just us, you guys reading it too can admit you guys got turned on just a little bit. If it wasn’t when the snake was slithering over her pussy, it was when she was about to deep throat the entire snake. (You think about what she could do to your penis that probably sucks.)

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I Have A Very Worthless Applaud For This Chick Incorporating Cinder Blocks Into Her On Stage Twerk Routine.

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Link To the Very Strange video of a chick smashing a cinder block against her pussy here

Are you guys strip club guys? I’ve been to a few and its fun and all but not something i could see my self going to constantly. Don’t get me wrong, Lap dances are kinda fun, but my problem is its all the same. Its all either very low lighting, over priced drinks, and very expensive dances with pretty average chicks. They’re hot because I can see their nipples and stuff but, faces are usually average and when all they have is a basic stage routine, it gets a little tiresome after awhile. Well this lovely woman here changes the game. I don’t want to see the same old gal rolling on the stage floor splashing singles on her tits. Give me the broad who just ripped a cinder block underneath a car used to prop it up, drag it on stage and smash her pussy against it until its broken to bits. Not saying any of this would give me a boner, but mix in a something different for me to see when I go down to Scarlett’s Cabaret so its more worth my time. Almost want to make it a thing where people just bring things for her to smash against her clit. See that would be fun like audience participation.

Local Florida Adult Star Kayla Kupcake Gave The Judge A Nice Flash Of The Titties When She Was In Court.

BROWARD COUNTY, Fla. - A woman claiming she had been mistreated in jail flashed a judge Thursday in a Broward courtroom. Susan Marie Surrette, who had been arrested on a disorderly intoxication charge, wanted to show the judge her injuries. Judge John Hurley was presiding over the case. The questions are typical, but the encounter was not. "I work," Surrette said. "What do you do for work?" Hurley asked. "I work as a hair dresser," she said. But that's just one the things Surrette does. She then told the judge about her other job. WATCH: Susan Marie Surrette's full court appearance "Kayla Kupcakes. I'm an escort, too," Surrette said. Surrette has a website to prove it. She calls herself Kayla Kupcakes and advertises that she's a porn star, escort and private dancer with a knack for some fetishes. Surrette then started complaining about police brutality and said she has the evidence to prove it. "I've been beaten up by police. And also this too," Surrette said, showing the judge her breasts. "Oh, my Lord," Hurley said. After flashing the judge, Surrette told Hurley she has medical condition. "She's somebody that needs help," Surrette's attorney said. "She's not going to get the help that she needs at the jail." The judge set Surrette's bond at $100 and ordered that she under a medical evaluation.

BROWARD COUNTY, Fla. –
A woman claiming she had been mistreated in jail flashed a judge Thursday in a Broward courtroom.
Susan Marie Surrette, who had been arrested on a disorderly intoxication charge, wanted to show the judge her injuries.
Judge John Hurley was presiding over the case. The questions are typical, but the encounter was not.
“I work,” Surrette said.
“What do you do for work?” Hurley asked.
“I work as a hair dresser,” she said.
But that’s just one the things Surrette does. She then told the judge about her other job.
WATCH: Susan Marie Surrette’s full court appearance
“Kayla Kupcakes. I’m an escort, too,” Surrette said.
Surrette has a website to prove it. She calls herself Kayla Kupcakes and advertises that she’s a porn star, escort and private dancer with a knack for some fetishes.
Surrette then started complaining about police brutality and said she has the evidence to prove it.
“I’ve been beaten up by police. And also this too,” Surrette said, showing the judge her breasts.
“Oh, my Lord,” Hurley said.
After flashing the judge, Surrette told Hurley she has medical condition.
“She’s somebody that needs help,” Surrette’s attorney said. “She’s not going to get the help that she needs at the jail.”
The judge set Surrette’s bond at $100 and ordered that she under a medical evaluation.

VIDEO IN LINK

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I see the move Kayla Kupcake tried to pull here. “Oh yea judge you never heard of me? Well let me give you a run down of who i am. The names Susan Marie Surrette aka Kayla Kupcake. 5’7 Blonde Im a 44DD and this is what im known for….”Screen Shot 2015-08-20 at 11.59.53 PM

Smart move trying to throw the judge off his kilter. I mean she’s practically offering the judge a chance to fuck her right there to get out of this silly misunderstanding about her drunken arrest. Give the little schpeel about being a hairdresser so you seem like a normal part of society, Dangle the carrot in front of the rabbit by telling the judge you’re an escort too and you make films in your bed room. Take the shot by flashing your 44DD all over open court under oath. Hook line and sinker. ┬áLove how she threw in she does fetish stuff too. Gotta cover all bases when you’re trying to fuck your way out of an arrest record.

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