Okay well let me explain what I got myself into coming up this summer. Aside from pushing dumb blogs out and delivering Chinese food for all these assholes in Davie, my buddy asked if I could be in his 12 minute film exercise as his summer project. Now my boys are my boys, I’ll help them out always. Well this time i might just unfriend him completely. Dude i’ve known and been my best friend for like over 10 years now. His mother a sweetheart and family always welcome me into their home. Just cut them out cold turkey. Why? cause he might be a god damn psychopath.
See he goes to school at Columbia in New York studying film (what an artsy fancy asshole). Guy has always wanted to do film since we were kids. At first the joke was he would always make silent films because he just never wrote dialogue. Well now the joke has become that he’s gonna be a sex addict/rapist and frankly the more and more he writes, i think its less of a joke. The first project he wrote was about a guy who finds out a girl is a slut and like exposes her as a slut and then she sluts out fingering herself like a persons in a panic jamming elevator door buttons. Really weird ending but the rest made sense. Next he decides to write about a guy who’s a landlord in NYC who gets sicker and sicker and then he gets into an argument with his pregnant wife when she says he’s losing it pretty much and yada yada yada, he like goes down on her and like i dont know how to describe it, orally kill the baby through her vagina, and then goes on a Misfits punk dancing spree. Make sense with the whole Misfits song but either way, just weird fucked up sexual depravity. Well here we come a year later and now i got myself involved where I’m playing a sexual rapist who stalks his customers and tries to rape her. What the fuck, Kevin. I keep my promises so I’m gonna do it, but really what the fuck? This isn’t something that i keep to myself either, i tell the kid endlessly that he needs to evaluate his brain just because I don’t want to be associated with a rapist. I’ve watched too much SVU in my life to let that happen. Here I thought I was gonna be in some short film revelation of a comedy or something but nope. I got fucking roped in to playing some depraved Lars Von Trier film. Hoping at some point his class mates just get him expelled from Columbia. Its for his own good, every woman in New York’s, and my self included. Definitely gonna try to get him to see a therapist.
BROWARD COUNTY, Fla. – A woman claiming she had been mistreated in jail flashed a judge Thursday in a Broward courtroom. Susan Marie Surrette, who had been arrested on a disorderly intoxication charge, wanted to show the judge her injuries. Judge John Hurley was presiding over the case. The questions are typical, but the encounter was not. “I work,” Surrette said. “What do you do for work?” Hurley asked. “I work as a hair dresser,” she said. But that’s just one the things Surrette does. She then told the judge about her other job. WATCH: Susan Marie Surrette’s full court appearance “Kayla Kupcakes. I’m an escort, too,” Surrette said. Surrette has a website to prove it. She calls herself Kayla Kupcakes and advertises that she’s a porn star, escort and private dancer with a knack for some fetishes. Surrette then started complaining about police brutality and said she has the evidence to prove it. “I’ve been beaten up by police. And also this too,” Surrette said, showing the judge her breasts. “Oh, my Lord,” Hurley said. After flashing the judge, Surrette told Hurley she has medical condition. “She’s somebody that needs help,” Surrette’s attorney said. “She’s not going to get the help that she needs at the jail.” The judge set Surrette’s bond at $100 and ordered that she under a medical evaluation.
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I see the move Kayla Kupcake tried to pull here. “Oh yea judge you never heard of me? Well let me give you a run down of who i am. The names Susan Marie Surrette aka Kayla Kupcake. 5’7 Blonde Im a 44DD and this is what im known for….”
Smart move trying to throw the judge off his kilter. I mean she’s practically offering the judge a chance to fuck her right there to get out of this silly misunderstanding about her drunken arrest. Give the little schpeel about being a hairdresser so you seem like a normal part of society, Dangle the carrot in front of the rabbit by telling the judge you’re an escort too and you make films in your bed room. Take the shot by flashing your 44DD all over open court under oath. Hook line and sinker. Love how she threw in she does fetish stuff too. Gotta cover all bases when you’re trying to fuck your way out of an arrest record.
Ps- If anyones interested in booking Ms. Kupcake…..