Orlando Weekly– There’s a king cobra on the loose right now in Orlando. It’s 8-foot-long, apparently it’s green and yellow, and it escaped from its owner (who had a license to keep the giant venomous snake) somewhere in the vicinity of the 4800 block of North Apopka Vineland Road, near Steeplechase Boulevard and Hackney Prairie Road. We don’t have many details on this snake, but the FWC is reportedly searching for it now.

Hey Mike Kennedy you asshole, did you not read my blog earlier about snakes and shit? If Not read about them Here and HERE and feel free to comment and like those post so my stats go up. But thats neither here nor there. The fact is if you let a god damn venomous creature out of your grasp and do nothing about till days later you deserve prison. If you own snakes you should go to prison. Why? because i don’t fucking like them and only a psycho person would own them. Yea I’m over exaggerating but now when i go out to take my dog to poop and pee and shit, I gotta pray for dear life i don’t encounter a god damn deadly king cobra. Someone send riki-tiki-tavi out there to find that shit and have it killed and throw Mike behind the bars for a few nights. Its like leaving a loaded gun outside except that loaded gun is a slithering asshole of an animal that can poison motherfuckers left and right.