Monthly Archives: March 2016

A Steak A Guy Was About To Cook Up Is Going Viral Because It Looks Like Satan.

Citizens in the state of Baja California Sur claim an image of the devil is clearly visible in the photograph of the meat (below) which local news website El Metichon posted to Facebook on Wednesday “We’ve received this image where the devil appears in a rib steak from SuKarne. What do you think?” the outlet wrote. The photograph is now going viral. It’s not known whether the beef, believed to have come from the country’s largest meat processor SuKarne, has now been eaten.

Source- Citizens in the state of Baja California Sur claim an image of the devil is clearly visible in the photograph of the meat (below) which local news website El Metichon posted to Facebook on Wednesday
“We’ve received this image where the devil appears in a rib steak from SuKarne. What do you think?” the outlet wrote. The photograph is now going viral.
It’s not known whether the beef, believed to have come from the country’s largest meat processor SuKarne, has now been eaten.

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Thats the devil. I mean plainly put, there’s no other way to cut it, but that is an evil entity in your steak. Must kinda suck.  You want to end the work week on a high note so you break out the dry aged rib eye and start the bottle of red wine decanting and next thing you know an apparition of the fallen one appears in the marbling of your steak. I mean you still eat it though right? I don’t think you need John Constantine to put on an apron and sear the living shit out of the cut of meat to make it eatable right? Give it 3 hail mary’s, bless propane tank and grill and throw that bitch right where it came from, straight into the fire. I’m pretty sure demons cook out around 135 degrees Fahrenheit so that leaves you with a nice medium rare, might not hurt to take it to medium just in case.

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Whats Love? It’s Running Over Your Boyfriend With Your Car For Going To A Strip Club But He Then Bails Her Out Of Jail

A mother-of-two was arrested this weekend after running over her boyfriend in the parking lot of a strip club. Erikka Christine Hope, 24, was charged with aggravated battery with a deadly weapon, battery, leaving the scene of an accident with injuries and possession of a controlled substance. The incident happened Saturday around 1am, when Hope drove to the PinUps Gentleman's Club in Palm Bay, Florida, where her live-in boyfriend was hanging out. The two got into an argument in the strip club's parking lot and surveillance footage reportedly shows Hope slapping and punching her boyfriend before getting into her car. She then backed the Toyota up, halted and then took aim at her boyfriend standing in the parking lot - striking him and causing him to roll up onto the hood of the car and hit the windshield. Hope then proceeded to hit two more vehicles as she fled the scene. She was later arrested at the home they both shared. When they arrested her, police also found several tablets of Xanax in her car, leading them to slap her with the possession of a controlled substance charge. Authorities say they identified her by the 'still standing' tattoo on her leg. While Hope's boyfriend has not been named, a man on Facebook named Anthony Martin claims he was the man injured in the incident - and has even posted pictures of his battered face. Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3508059/Mother-two-24-ran-live-boyfriend-caught-strip-club-bailed-jail.html#ixzz43s04RvIE Follow us: @MailOnline on Twitter | DailyMail on Facebook In a photo showing cuts and bruises to his face and shoulder, Martin writes: 'Glory to God I'm stil standing s*** could of been worse but God been watchin over me and I kno he would never let up #godbless [sic]'. When concerned friends pressed him for more information, Martin wrote that a 'drunk driver' hit him, before posting a screenshot of a news article which included his girlfriend's mugshot. Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3508059/Mother-two-24-ran-live-boyfriend-caught-strip-club-bailed-jail.html#ixzz43rzzMhy6 Follow us: @MailOnline on Twitter | DailyMail on Facebook When a friend joked whether that was their 'honeymoon,' Martin responded: 'I didn't take her. She showed up. And I still bonded her [f***] a** outta jail [for what]'. According to photos posted on her Facebook, Hope appears to be the mother of two young sons. She was booked at the Brevard County Jail on $33,000 bond, which her boyfriend claims to have paid on Facebook. Her next court appearance is scheduled for May 3.

DailyMail- A mother-of-two was arrested this weekend after running over her boyfriend in the parking lot of a strip club.
Erikka Christine Hope, 24, was charged with aggravated battery with a deadly weapon, battery, leaving the scene of an accident with injuries and possession of a controlled substance.
The incident happened Saturday around 1am, when Hope drove to the PinUps Gentleman’s Club in Palm Bay, Florida, where her live-in boyfriend was hanging out.
The two got into an argument in the strip club’s parking lot and surveillance footage reportedly shows Hope slapping and punching her boyfriend before getting into her car.
She then backed the Toyota up, halted and then took aim at her boyfriend standing in the parking lot – striking him and causing him to roll up onto the hood of the car and hit the windshield.
Hope then proceeded to hit two more vehicles as she fled the scene.
She was later arrested at the home they both shared. When they arrested her, police also found several tablets of Xanax in her car, leading them to slap her with the possession of a controlled substance charge.
Authorities say they identified her by the ‘still standing’ tattoo on her leg.
While Hope’s boyfriend has not been named, a man on Facebook named Anthony Martin claims he was the man injured in the incident – and has even posted pictures of his battered face.
In a photo showing cuts and bruises to his face and shoulder, Martin writes: ‘Glory to God I’m stil standing s*** could of been worse but God been watchin over me and I kno he would never let up #godbless [sic]’.
When concerned friends pressed him for more information, Martin wrote that a ‘drunk driver’ hit him, before posting a screenshot of a news article which included his girlfriend’s mugshot.
When a friend joked whether that was their ‘honeymoon,’ Martin responded: ‘I didn’t take her. She showed up. And I still bonded her [f***] a** outta jail [for what]’.
According to photos posted on her Facebook, Hope appears to be the mother of two young sons.
She was booked at the Brevard County Jail on $33,000 bond, which her boyfriend claims to have paid on Facebook.
Her next court appearance is scheduled for May 3.

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That’s some type of love, folks. See, I don’t go around judging how couples operate. Sometimes the girl’s in charge, sometimes the guy’s in charge. Some couples are all cutesy and lovey dovey and some are just screaming matches and pure relent. And sometimes in relationships, you get run the fuck over because you were chilling out at the local titty bar and then you gotta “bond her fuck ass” outta jail for what seems like no reason. Well, Anthony Martin, that reason is because of love. You love your girl. Yea I might be out side of Pinups Gentleman’s Club yelling Worldstar! and wildin out saying how his main chick just bulldozed his ass with her toyota, but in the end, deep down inside what they got is love for one another that made him bail her ass out of prison for attempted murder/vehicular manslaughter charges. Am I willing to do the same for love? Fuck no. But that’s what makes everyone’s definition of love special.

This Gay Guy Apparently Was Shocked To Come Home Finding His Husband Wearing A G-String And Talking To Other Gay Guys.

TSG- Upon returning to his Florida home early Sunday, Edgar Chasen found his husband of three months “dancing around the house in a ‘G-String’” while cooking dinner and “making a mess.” For reasons not described in a police report, Chasen subsequently confronted spouse Michael Wilson “about looking at Homosexual porn, and talking to other Homosexual men in a chat room on his cell phone.” After Wilson, 37, denied perusing porn or talking to other guys, he allegedly got mad and pushed Chasen into a wall in the couple’s Sarasota home. While not injured, Chasen swore out a complaint against his husband, who was acting erratically and appeared to be “under the influence of alcohol and or drugs,” cops noted. After Wilson (seen above) was medically cleared at a local hospital, he was booked into the Manatee County jail on a misdemeanor battery charge. He was released from custody Monday and is scheduled for an April 14 court appearance. Chasen and Wilson are pictured below in merrier times.

TSG– Upon returning to his Florida home early Sunday, Edgar Chasen found his husband of three months “dancing around the house in a ‘G-String’” while cooking dinner and “making a mess.”
For reasons not described in a police report, Chasen subsequently confronted spouse Michael Wilson “about looking at Homosexual porn, and talking to other Homosexual men in a chat room on his cell phone.”
After Wilson, 37, denied perusing porn or talking to other guys, he allegedly got mad and pushed Chasen into a wall in the couple’s Sarasota home.
While not injured, Chasen swore out a complaint against his husband, who was acting erratically and appeared to be “under the influence of alcohol and or drugs,” cops noted.
After Wilson (seen above) was medically cleared at a local hospital, he was booked into the Manatee County jail on a misdemeanor battery charge. He was released from custody Monday and is scheduled for an April 14 court appearance.
Chasen and Wilson are pictured below in merrier times.

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Hold up. When I read the headline I had assumed that this was a wife and husband, girl guy deal. Cause then it would be kinda shocking. Like “Oh my god my husband went into my underwear drawer, put on my thong, and is now talking to gay guys.” I dropped all that when i just found out these are just two gay dudes. That’s just what gay guys do i think right? I mean wearing thongs and shit, that i assume some gay guys do. More of a cross dressing thing maybe? but that just seems like its in a gay guys repertoire. The cooking and making a mess? Thats just cooking. Can’t blame the guy for wanting to be Tom Colicchio for you and along the way he makes a mess, so what? So the only thing left i guess is the talking to other gay dudes. From what I gather from years of watching SVU is gay guys love to party. They’re just a promiscuous breed. I feel like everyone knows that. They also party with harder drugs. Thats just common knowledge. They’re like a wild stallion. Just because you guys got married doesn’t mean you’ve broken that bronco. If i were this gay guy id just turn it into a party and go a whole nother level above him. Just a gay orgy like when lloyd was in charge  or Ari’s house. Let the gay guys thrive in their natural habitat.

 

 

Monster Jam Accidentally Sells Toy With Code Symbols For Pedophiles

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TAMPA, Fla. (WFLA) – Nicole O’Kelly couldn’t believe it when she heard the stuffed toy she bought for her daughter at Monster Jam may have a symbol meant for pedophiles. “I’m absolutely sick. I bought this for my 2-year-old little girl. This toy was made for little girls. I wanted answers,” O’Kelly said. When she got the answers as to why there was a strange heart symbol on her daughter’s stuffed toy truck she nearly threw up. The souvenir recently purchased at a Monster Jam event held a sick secret; a disgusting calling card for creeps. The heart on the toy was a symbol for pedophiles. “This is pink,” O’Kelly said. “This is for little girls, especially at a predominately male event.” It was designed in the Tampa Bay area, at Feld, Inc. Here’s what the heart means. When a pedophile sees children with the heart symbol, it’s a code. It means this child is ready to be traded for sex. The company, Feld Inc, admits they are shocked and did not realize this was going on. They have since pulled the toys from the shelves. Anyone who attended the Monster Jam event on January 16th or February 6th should contact detectives. A company spokesperson released the following statement: “We’re shocked. We had no idea. We reacted immediately. We wanted to do the right thing as quickly as possible. Clearly we’re in the business with providing high quality family entertainment. This was really obscure. Until yesterday, I had no idea there was an underlying meaning of these symbols and the deplorable behavior. We just don’t know if a crime was committed here. We have not been contacted by LEOs. We just want to make sure it doesn’t happen again,” said Stephen Payne, with Feld Inc.

TAMPA, Fla. (WFLA) – Nicole O’Kelly couldn’t believe it when she heard the stuffed toy she bought for her daughter at Monster Jam may have a symbol meant for pedophiles.
“I’m absolutely sick. I bought this for my 2-year-old little girl. This toy was made for little girls. I wanted answers,” O’Kelly said.
When she got the answers as to why there was a strange heart symbol on her daughter’s stuffed toy truck she nearly threw up.
The souvenir recently purchased at a Monster Jam event held a sick secret; a disgusting calling card for creeps. The heart on the toy was a symbol for pedophiles.
“This is pink,” O’Kelly said. “This is for little girls, especially at a predominately male event.”
It was designed in the Tampa Bay area, at Feld, Inc.
Here’s what the heart means. When a pedophile sees children with the heart symbol, it’s a code. It means this child is ready to be traded for sex.
The company, Feld Inc, admits they are shocked and did not realize this was going on. They have since pulled the toys from the shelves. Anyone who attended the Monster Jam event on January 16th or February 6th should contact detectives.
A company spokesperson released the following statement:
“We’re shocked. We had no idea. We reacted immediately. We wanted to do the right thing as quickly as possible. Clearly we’re in the business with providing high quality family entertainment. This was really obscure. Until yesterday, I had no idea there was an underlying meaning of these symbols and the deplorable behavior. We just don’t know if a crime was committed here. We have not been contacted by LEOs. We just want to make sure it doesn’t happen again,” said Stephen Payne, with Feld Inc.

First things first, I’m glad this lady reported these Monster Jam pedophile symbol toys and all, but i kinda want her computers detained and searched through for child porn. Maybe I’ve just watched too man SVU episodes in my life but im picturing a scenario where her husband is like some NAMBLA member and when she saw her own daughter playing with a toy that screamed “I’m for pedophile trade”, she freaked out and spilled the secrets. Is it far-fetched? This is Tampa, Florida. Nothings far-fetched. One doesn’t randomly start investigating symbols on toy plush monster trucks right? her brain had to know already that it was child porn related? Why? because maybe shes dabbled in it herself. Not to mention i think Monster Truck Rallys are the perfect cover operation to wrangle in pedophiles. I pictured a lot of heavy mustached guys wearing oakleys and letting the sounds of supercharged v8 engines roaring over their conversations of child touching. Not to mention as kids, I know we all wanted to go to Monster Jam at least once. Everyone wanted to see Grave Digger fly and run over shit. Well luckily I never went because for all I know i could’ve marked my self to the Jared Fogles of the world.

P.s- Now i kinda want to go just to seek out pedophiles and citizens arrest them like im some SVU agent.

P.P.S- this blog took a dark turn.