What do you get the woman who has everything? A Times Square billboard featuring her own face, of course. Atlanta-based model Moriah Mills says she was left stunned when her “sugar daddy” gifted her the gigantic digital display for her 28th birthday last month.
“He’s not a boyfriend in the traditional sense but someone who I treat amazing and he treats me great in return.”The billboard isn’t the only extravagant present that the man has given Mills.“I’m so lucky, he gives me cash and other nice gifts all the time,” she explained. “He’ll often fly me out for dinner wherever he is working and we always stay in touch through text.” “I give him my time and genuine affection, he doesn’t ask for anything and sometimes I feel bad but he tells me he’s there to spoil me only and make me feel like a princess,” the model added.Mills certainly isn’t short of money herself, recently revealing she makes a whopping $300,000 a month on OnlyFans.
Here I am working a regular ass job, trying to blog more to try to shift career to something i can do online and i have my pops bending my ear constantly about how I really need to look into investing in real estate. Thats all he talks about. “Buy this and you calculate the mortgage and something something 4%. You make the renters finance your mortgage. House values double in 20 years blah blah blah.” You ask him, he wants me to invest in real estate. I ask a stock guy, he tells me I should do Stocks. Ask a crypto guy, they’re gonna tell me go crypto. But here’s the thing, no matter what we’re all gonna be chumps unless you’re a banging Onlyfans model. Incels might despise her but id imagine there has to be a finance incel out there that realize she has a pretty sweet deal from a business stand point. All the flights paid for. Extravagant dinners paid for. Bringing in 300k a month! And now the precedent has been set where they don’t need to pay for advertising. I’m trying to save up enough money to buy a house, rent it out so renters can help finance a mortgage a thousand bucks at a time over 20 years, and this lady just got a guy to drop 20k to promote her in one of the most densely populated areas in America known for advertising.
I understand flying a girl out to provide affection and comfort. I even get wanting to spoil a girl a bit financially. At some point, though, I would let them handle their business side or handle their own personal assets. Now, though, if I’m viewing the landscape of business and success and if I’ve gotten compliments all my life about my looks, there’s no reason not to push for more. A billboard to advertise you was one thing. It wouldn’t shock me if we get a story in another 5 years of an OnlyFans model who has a sugar daddy that gifted her like a percentage in commercial real estate. “Oh my god baby, that’s so sweet of you to give me a mutual fund account!” “Hey sugar daddy, you know the Etherium coins you gave me? We’ll they’ve tripled in value!” “Whats that honey? You want to fly me out to celebrate your business going public and you’re gonna give me a few shares from the IPO? I’d love to do that for you babe.” What a life.
Orlando Sentinel– Fed up with student loan debt and a lack of prospects, one Florida State University alumna is selling her “never been used to get a job” diploma on eBay. Stephanie Ritter listed the diploma for $50,000 and with it she offers to share the FSU college experience, meaning “everywhere you would have gone/eaten/partied in your four years.” The tongue-in-cheek posting lists off a variety of Tallahassee pitstops Ritter could take the buyer: a tour of her favorite Publix locations, a show at the FSU School of Theatre, attendance at a football or basketball game, plus some more less wholesome experiences. As if that weren’t enough, Ritter is also giving the buyer direct access to her personal memories via her college Facebook photos and permission to text her if the buyer needs real-time information about life at FSU. Ritter graduated with a bachelor’s degree in theatre in 2011, since then she’s been consistently underemployed. Currently she’s living in Los Angeles working as a personal assistant. She told Buzzfeed her degree “couldn’t mean less” so she figures by selling it she can pay off her $40,000 worth of student loans. Despite it all, she says she would still go to college if she had to do it again, she’d just choose a more queer friendly school in a city with opportunities for her to make money to support herself. The listing has 27 days left but if the diploma doesn’t sell, Ritter told Buzzfeed she has a few back up plans: either become a “sugar daughter” or pay the minimum on her loans for the next 25 years.
GTFO here with that. Maybe if i were rich or something id give her $750 to buy her stories like Mr. Peterman brought Kramers but those stories involving Kramers pants and the Van Buren Boys were interesting and useful. I have no use recounting your stories of you getting fucked by college guys. So your stories are useless. Favorite Publix location? Are you serious? They’re all good. FSU Theater performance? I don’t think all the fancy Aristocrats are leaving broadway to seek the extraordinary performances from a collegiate school in Tallahassee. All you’re offering is useless and can be made up with one weekend in the fall just partying. GTFO here with 50,000 dollars for that package.
But most of all when are people going to understand getting a degree for something in the arts is just retarded. Being brain smart and thinking a degree proves you have the brain smarts about whatever you want to do just does nothing. She want to be some actress i assume because she had a degree in theater, well have talent. A degree doesn’t prove talent, it hardly proves any knowledge, just that you attended some form of academia. You gotta have connections and shit. Know the right people. Honestly all the famous actors i can think of, i don’t even think went to school for theater or acting or whatever. Just makes no sense to think you need a degree for that. So if you think this idea actually works, you’re dumb, but if you chose to fall back on your sugar baby idea, you might as well be a porn star and try to get famous that way. Use your theater experience and make decent coin just fucking dudes.