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Married Couple Take A Bite Of Their Wedding Cake On Their Anniversary Every Year For The Past SIXTY Years.

A couple who celebrated their 60th wedding anniversary last week have revealed one secret to keeping their marriage from getting stale: eating cake that is very, very much so. Ann and Ken Fredericks of Satellite Beach, Florida, celebrate their anniversary by eating a bite from their wedding cake every year -- the remains of which they’re now keeping covered in plastic wrap inside a metal coffee can, Florida Today reports. But they don’t store it inside a refrigerator or freezer. The cake's actually sitting inside a closet at room temperature. Ann Fredericks, 81, said their children are “appalled” they’re still eating the decades-old dessert, but said the dark fruit cake will keep indefinitely. They pour brandy over the cake to moisten it before digging in, and usually break open a bottle of champagne to go with it, she said. “Believe me, it’s quite tasty, as long as it’s got enough brandy on it. And it’s never made us sick,” she told Florida Today. She did tell ABC News that “it’s a little dry.” The two are surprised by the amount of media attention they’ve received over the cake. “"We just never thought of this as being unusual,” Ann Fredericks told ABC. A representative from Ask Karen, a food safety chat service sponsored by the U.S. Department of Health and Human Services, expressed some skepticism over the cake’s safety. “We wouldn't recommend practically any food that old,” the spokesperson told The Huffington Post. A 60-year-old cake would likely remain safe to eat if it's kept in the freezer at or near zero degrees Fahrenheit, but probably wouldn’t taste great, the Ask Karen rep noted.

HP- A couple who celebrated their 60th wedding anniversary last week have revealed one secret to keeping their marriage from getting stale: eating cake that is very, very much so.
Ann and Ken Fredericks of Satellite Beach, Florida, celebrate their anniversary by eating a bite from their wedding cake every year — the remains of which they’re now keeping covered in plastic wrap inside a metal coffee can, Florida Today reports.
But they don’t store it inside a refrigerator or freezer. The cake’s actually sitting inside a closet at room temperature.
Ann Fredericks, 81, said their children are “appalled” they’re still eating the decades-old dessert, but said the dark fruit cake will keep indefinitely. They pour brandy over the cake to moisten it before digging in, and usually break open a bottle of champagne to go with it, she said.
“Believe me, it’s quite tasty, as long as it’s got enough brandy on it. And it’s never made us sick,” she told Florida Today.
She did tell ABC News that “it’s a little dry.”
The two are surprised by the amount of media attention they’ve received over the cake.
“”We just never thought of this as being unusual,” Ann Fredericks told ABC.
A representative from Ask Karen, a food safety chat service sponsored by the U.S. Department of Health and Human Services, expressed some skepticism over the cake’s safety.
“We wouldn’t recommend practically any food that old,” the spokesperson told The Huffington Post.
A 60-year-old cake would likely remain safe to eat if it’s kept in the freezer at or near zero degrees Fahrenheit, but probably wouldn’t taste great, the Ask Karen rep noted.

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Now you know when you see those gross smoking ads on television that show what a cigarette does to your lungs and how your lungs look after years of habitual smoking does? That is the same thing as that dark lump of coal they call a fruit cake from their wedding. Yea i guess its romantic nd makes all the girls go awwwwww! but the fact of the matter is every year to recount the courtship that solidified their future together forever is spoiled at the end of the night probably sloppy drunk from champagne and shitting in their adult diapers because they are eating rotten cake. I hope its like Seinfeld where they both switched pieces with a piece of Entenmann’s chocolate cake and are just trying to fool the other cause if not this tradition will probably kill them. I mean do you know what happens to a butter based frosting after 6 decades in a poorly ventilated florida cupboards? Its pure punishment.

 

Whole Ep HERE

Porn Stars Talk About The Grossest Experience On Set (NSFW And Gross)

 

Theres two big things i learned from this video and its that if you’re shooting an anal scene, almost always theres gonna be shit that gets out. Second is that girls who put make up sponges while working during their period might be THE GROSSEST things ever. EVER. Hearing them talk about it smelling like a dead person makes me want to kill myself. That shit is so gross and foul sounding. How the fuck does a girl not realize they have something up their cooch when it smells like a zombie. Disgusting. Dont even read this post or watch the video because its gross.

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This guy however looks like quintessential male european porn star. Down to a  T. Was kinda funny when he says he got shit on and it look like vegetable goulash. I never want ot eat that or think of that ever again but hearing him say it sounds kinda funny.

Also towards the end that one porn star talking about bitches getting cum drunk. Thats crazy. Ill never get a bitch cum drunk cause i just dont have a slinging cock for that but what a ride that must be.

These Are The 6 Words Women Hate.

Moist', at 77 per cent was - not surprisingly - the most unanimously loathed. There’s even a Facebook group called 'I Hate the Word Moist' which boasts nearly 7,000 followers, and in a recent Mississippi State University poll, 'moist' was named as one the ugliest words in the English language. In fact, the word is so despised that scientists have searched for a reason why. Thibodeau and his fellow researchers initially believed that it was the hard '-oist' sound that provoked disgusted reactions, but they noted in a 2014 study that participants did not have the same response to rhyming words such as 'hoist' or 'foist'. Experts found that participants especially hated the word when it followed vulgar sexual words, but were less disgusted when it came after food-related words, such as cake. Coming closely behind, at 68 per cent, was 'squirt'. Once again, the researchers believe that this can be explained due to the fact that 'squirting' is slang for female ejaculation - a highly-searched term in porn videos. Just over half of the women polled - 54 per cent - put 'panties' at the top of their list. Dr Thibodeau believes 'panties' was seen as unpleasant because of the weird juxtaposition of the word’s two connotations: one with childhood, the other with – once again - eroticism. Next on the list is 'chunky' - which is fine, the survey noted, when used as a descriptor for peanut butter - just not for people. Respondents pointed out that unlike words like 'curvy' or 'full-figured', 'chunky' brings to mind a boxy shape rather than an hourglass. For 40 per cent of women, 'curd' is a dirty word. Thiboudeau believes that this is because the word sounds similar to several 'gross' things including turd, crud, and curdle. For the 22 per cent of people who listed 'flap' as a problem word, Thibodeau believes that two facts - similarity to the word 'fap' used among younger people to mean masturbation - and the medical memories that many associate with the term 'skin flap' – a phrase that is definitely not sexy.

Moist’, at 77 per cent was – not surprisingly – the most unanimously loathed.
There’s even a Facebook group called ‘I Hate the Word Moist’ which boasts nearly 7,000 followers, and in a recent Mississippi State University poll, ‘moist’ was named as one the ugliest words in the English language.
In fact, the word is so despised that scientists have searched for a reason why.
Thibodeau and his fellow researchers initially believed that it was the hard ‘-oist’ sound that provoked disgusted reactions, but they noted in a 2014 study that participants did not have the same response to rhyming words such as ‘hoist’ or ‘foist’.
Experts found that participants especially hated the word when it followed vulgar sexual words, but were less disgusted when it came after food-related words, such as cake.
Coming closely behind, at 68 per cent, was ‘squirt’.
Once again, the researchers believe that this can be explained due to the fact that ‘squirting’ is slang for female ejaculation – a highly-searched term in porn videos.
Just over half of the women polled – 54 per cent – put ‘panties’ at the top of their list.
Dr Thibodeau believes ‘panties’ was seen as unpleasant because of the weird juxtaposition of the word’s two connotations: one with childhood, the other with – once again – eroticism.
Next on the list is ‘chunky’ – which is fine, the survey noted, when used as a descriptor for peanut butter – just not for people.
Respondents pointed out that unlike words like ‘curvy’ or ‘full-figured’, ‘chunky’ brings to mind a boxy shape rather than an hourglass.
For 40 per cent of women, ‘curd’ is a dirty word. Thiboudeau believes that this is because the word sounds similar to several ‘gross’ things including turd, crud, and curdle.
For the 22 per cent of people who listed ‘flap’ as a problem word, Thibodeau believes that two facts – similarity to the word ‘fap’ used among younger people to mean masturbation – and the medical memories that many associate with the term ‘skin flap’ – a phrase that is definitely not sexy.

“I wish she squirted when I OTPF’ed her moist panties but instead she leaked some chunky curd between her flap. That sentence nearly made me puke but almost certainly made a chicks head explode in disgust.

1.) Moist- Gross. Puke everywhere. it doubles because when you think of Moist, you think of the phrase…

2.) Panties- Moist panties. Panties the word on its own isnt that bad, Its about how you say it. “Quit getting ur panties in a bunch!” That doesn’t sound bad. “I want to take off your panties” If you say that out loud in a certain tone, you’re a rapist.  As a guy I dont even want to hear it. Yea i want get your panties wet, at no point though we shouldnt have to say that they’re just “Moist.”

3.) Squirted– Are chicks just talking about squirting so much that they’re using it in daily conversation or something? I mean its a rare thing i think. I’ve seen pornos where the guy give a chick a two seam fast ball and she’s still not squirting so i don’t think its a thing that can happen with all chicks which leads me to think they don’t say it that often. Either way squirt isnt that bad of them.

4.) Chunky– This one isnt that bad. I mean to get to that point of disgust i guess you think of liek the most southern gross chucky chick naked i think. I feel like chunky guys look gross, but chunky girls look a lot grosser i think. I think chicks would agree with that. Im talking like Honey Boo Boo’s mom chunky. Thats pretty offensive i guess. Chunky peanut butter though aint bad.

5.) Curd– I mildly get it. I think of cheese curds which from my experience with poutine is good. Shits basically just cheese. But then if u think about the process of making cheese and then the word bacteria comes up and enzymes and shit and that just not a sexy word at all.

6.) Flap– Thats offensive. If you use the word flap and its not like flap your wings then its gross. I mean that opinion can’t just me mines and all these girls in the world. The reason being,and heres the kicker, i think of the term thats never and shouldn’t be used but “meat flaps” and you think of the grossest most used vaginas ever.

And thats really the common denominator with these 6 words. 4/6 DEFINITELY have to do with a girls pussy. Gross! you girls are disgusting with that thing between your legs!. ** PUKE EVERYWHERE**NO HOMO**

–  The word Vagina is also gross, everything about it is gross. Nothing great about it unless a dick is between it. Not saying penises aren’t gross, I’m saying they should interact with each other cause if not you just have a gross thing between your legs.

  • This post is so god damn gross and weird to write