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Not Really Politics, But Kinda: Ted Cruz Looks Like The Zodiac Killer

He may be in the midst of a bruising presidential election campaign.  But Ted Cruz has now found himself the butt of the jokes on social media, with commentators remarking on his uncanny resemblance to the Zodiac Killer.  Following the debate in Houston last night, people on Twitter joked about how Cruz was in fact the serial killer and a confession was now his only way to defeat Donald Trump.  Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3465422/Ted-Cruz-Zodiac-Killer-Senator-finds-butt-jokes-uncanny-resemblance-California-serial-killer.html#ixzz41HbXp8YM  Follow us: @MailOnline on Twitter | DailyMail on Facebook Public Policy Polling cheekily included the question at the end of their Florida polls and found that 10 per cent of people thought Cruz was the Zodiac Killer, with 28 per cent saying they were 'unsure'. Jim Williams, who put the question on the poll, said: 'People are pretty serious about politics so we like to throw some curve balls to keep things light.'  The 'Is Ted Cruz actually the Zodiac Killer' meme began when an activist used it on T-shirts to support abortion clinics threatened with closure in Texas, where the senator has slashed public funding and supported measures to limit women's access to birth control through their employers or churches.  Cruz, along with rival candidate Marco Rubio, enjoyed a successful night in Houston. Together, they teamed up on the front-runner and unleashed a barrage of attacks on the billionaire.  Cruz challenged Trump's claim that he is the only candidate who will tackle illegal immigration head on.  Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3465422/Ted-Cruz-Zodiac-Killer-Senator-finds-butt-jokes-uncanny-resemblance-California-serial-killer.html#ixzz41HbhKZdE  Follow us: @MailOnline on Twitter | DailyMail on Facebook

Daily Mail- He may be in the midst of a bruising presidential election campaign.
But Ted Cruz has now found himself the butt of the jokes on social media, with commentators remarking on his uncanny resemblance to the Zodiac Killer.
Following the debate in Houston last night, people on Twitter joked about how Cruz was in fact the serial killer and a confession was now his only way to defeat Donald Trump.
Public Policy Polling cheekily included the question at the end of their Florida polls and found that 10 per cent of people thought Cruz was the Zodiac Killer, with 28 per cent saying they were ‘unsure’.
Jim Williams, who put the question on the poll, said: ‘People are pretty serious about politics so we like to throw some curve balls to keep things light.’
The ‘Is Ted Cruz actually the Zodiac Killer’ meme began when an activist used it on T-shirts to support abortion clinics threatened with closure in Texas, where the senator has slashed public funding and supported measures to limit women’s access to birth control through their employers or churches.
Cruz, along with rival candidate Marco Rubio, enjoyed a successful night in Houston.
Together, they teamed up on the front-runner and unleashed a barrage of attacks on the billionaire.
Cruz challenged Trump’s claim that he is the only candidate who will tackle illegal immigration head on.
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Well that’s politics in 2016 for ya. One second you’re trying to push your republican platform and foreign policies to win the heart of the republican party and next thing you know you’re being compared to an unidentified notorious California murderer from the late 60s. Now am I keeping up with the political race going on? Absolutely not. If I just woke up and you peppered me with political questions about who’s gonna be the next president Id probably say Obama. All of this goes right over my head. But what I do know is that Ted Cruz is taking a beating, not because 100% of America disagrees with his idea on politics, but because the internet is a relentless force that continues to deliver punches to Cruz. I mean first off we had his room mate bashing the shit out of him calling him an asshole in college, and now the people have taking it into their own hands comparing him to the likes of Grandpa Munster and Kevin Malone from the Office. tumblr_o11jlth1Mu1qbn1vmo1_1280Screen-Shot-2015-05-06-at-11.06.00-AM-2

Put a bald cap and gain 40 lbs and him and Kevin Malone are like blood brothers. I don’t even think he looks like the Zodiac Killer, but that might be the best result so far between the three. I mean would you rather people think you look like an old vampire on a CBS comedy sitcom or a character that is pretty much an over weight functioning retard? The answer is definitely  a notorious murderer that no one has ever seen.  I would rather jokes about me murdering 37 people than running over a turtle and trying to glue it back together.

P.s- You know what famous police sketch has always stuck out in my mind? Biggie’s murder suspect. Something about the bow tie and facial hair have always been burned into the back of my skull. Can’t wait till we get a black candidate that looks like him.

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There Has Never Been A Worse Nickname Demotion For A Notorious Bank Robber Than Going From Cyborg Bandit to Elephant Man Bandit

FBI- 02/23/16 The masked criminal known as the Cyborg Bandit and, later, the Elephant Man Bandit was robbing Seattle-area banks at an average of more than two per month for an entire year before he was caught—in the act of robbing a bank he had already robbed. For investigators who routinely work bank robberies, the story of 46-year-old Anthony Hathaway, sentenced last month to nearly nine years in prison, is surprising in some ways but all too familiar in others. “In this particular case and in general, bank robbery is a crime of last resort,” said Len Carver, a detective with the Seattle Police Department and member of the FBI’s Seattle Safe Streets Task Force. “Occasionally you get a thrill seeker or a truly violent individual, but most people who rob banks are supporting an addiction of some kind—drugs or gambling—and they are desperate.” Hathaway’s addiction was to prescription painkillers and then to heroin. According to court records, he suffered an injury and became addicted to the opiate Oxycontin. After losing his job, he turned to crime to feed his addiction, and between February 2013 and February 2014, Hathaway admitted to 30 bank robberies. He sometimes hit the same bank multiple times. “Seattle has had many serial bandits over the years,” Carver said, “but Hathaway was prolific. He might top the list for sheer number of robberies in a one-year period.” During the holdups, which usually occurred late in the afternoon, Hathaway wore a mask and gloves. In the early crimes, he wore textured metallic fabric over his face and was nicknamed the Cyborg Bandit because the disguise was similar to that of cyborgs in science fiction productions. After that disguise began receiving too much media attention, he covered his head with a shirt and cut out two eye holes. That earned him the nickname the Elephant Man Bandit because of the similarity to a movie character of the same name.

FBI- 02/23/16
The masked criminal known as the Cyborg Bandit and, later, the Elephant Man Bandit was robbing Seattle-area banks at an average of more than two per month for an entire year before he was caught—in the act of robbing a bank he had already robbed.
For investigators who routinely work bank robberies, the story of 46-year-old Anthony Hathaway, sentenced last month to nearly nine years in prison, is surprising in some ways but all too familiar in others.
“In this particular case and in general, bank robbery is a crime of last resort,” said Len Carver, a detective with the Seattle Police Department and member of the FBI’s Seattle Safe Streets Task Force. “Occasionally you get a thrill seeker or a truly violent individual, but most people who rob banks are supporting an addiction of some kind—drugs or gambling—and they are desperate.”
Hathaway’s addiction was to prescription painkillers and then to heroin. According to court records, he suffered an injury and became addicted to the opiate Oxycontin. After losing his job, he turned to crime to feed his addiction, and between February 2013 and February 2014, Hathaway admitted to 30 bank robberies. He sometimes hit the same bank multiple times.
“Seattle has had many serial bandits over the years,” Carver said, “but Hathaway was prolific. He might top the list for sheer number of robberies in a one-year period.”
During the holdups, which usually occurred late in the afternoon, Hathaway wore a mask and gloves. In the early crimes, he wore textured metallic fabric over his face and was nicknamed the Cyborg Bandit because the disguise was similar to that of cyborgs in science fiction productions. After that disguise began receiving too much media attention, he covered his head with a shirt and cut out two eye holes. That earned him the nickname the Elephant Man Bandit because of the similarity to a movie character of the same name.

What a demotion. Yea yea I get that this guy was just robbing banks to fuel his drug addiction, but once you pull of the first bank robbery and you’re highly addicted to heroin and Oxycontin, then that first bank robbery is the first day you become a career criminal pretty much. And I would like to think that your rep matters. Maybe you want to move on to bigger banks and you need your reputation to get the best in the business to pull of bigger bank heist. I mean this guy robbed 30 banks in a year!!! Bodhi and his crew robbed the same amount in 3 years. This guy was a record holder. I can’t even fathom in this day and age of anyone touching that record. Its like Gretzky’s point total. Now imagine if Gretzky wasn’t called The Great One. What if he was called the Steve Buschemi of hockey. When you achieve an accomplishment that rare, your nick name is your reputation. it becomes your signature. Your nick name begins stories. It can demand respect. Its how you’re remembered. To go from the name Cyborg Bandit to The Elephant Man Bandit is one of the great injustices in criminal lore, but only you are to blame. Maybe some how police had a lead with your chainmail face mask and you had to go with something new, but from there you just gotta up it too some Mad Villain mask or something. Not some throw away crew neck sweater with two holes in it. I have to at least believe drug addicted bank robbers think legacy matters, and his is ruined.

You went from this….bio_destroyer

to this…………..

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This guy deserves prison.

High Schools In San Fransico Are Now Allowed To Give Middle Schoolers Condoms Incase They Want To Bang

RT-  Middle schools in San Francisco, California will be able to hand out condoms to students without parental approval, the school board has decided. Parents of the 11-14 year-olds have not been supportive of the idea. The San Francisco Board of Education unanimously approved a resolution to expand its Condom Availability Program to all middle schools in the district. The program will be funded by the city’s Department of Public Health (SFDPH). “We want to engage students in discussions about their reproductive health so they are equipped to make healthy decisions,” said Kevin Gogin, the school district’s director of safety and wellness, adding, “There is no research that supports providing condoms in schools increases sexual activity.” The San Francisco Unified School District (SFUSD) has been making condoms available in high schools since 1992. According to its biennial Youth Risk Behavior Survey, only 26 percent of high school students have had sex, which is far under the national average of 46.8 percent, Gentle Blythe, the district’s spokeswoman, told KRON-TV. Blythe added that the city’s Department of Public Health is in favor of the expansion. “As the STD Controller in San Francisco, I know all too well that San Francisco has among the highest rates of chlamydia, gonorrhea, and syphilis of any city in the United States,” Dr. Susan Philip, who is the DPH deputy health officer and director, said in a letter of support. “Further, adolescents and young adults are at increased risk for chlamydia and gonorrhea infections, when compared to adults.” Many of the parents, however, did not take the news well. “I feel that it is outrageous! I don't think middle schools should be giving 11 and 12 year-old children condoms without some parental option to opt out or being made aware,” Lotta Bystrom told SF News Feed. “They are way too young to be given condoms in schools, and I'm Swedish and I consider myself liberal in thinking...” Chinese-Americans make up 40 percent of parents in the district, according to former teacher and community activist Marlene Tran, who pointed out that the parents were not given proper notice of the change. “How is it that so many middle school parents feel that they are being left out in the education of their children on this vital matter?" asked Tran. The school board approved the initiative nonetheless. "We always attempt to engage parents in the discussion when appropriate, and we encourage students to do the same, but we know this isn’t always possible,” Gogin, the district’s safety and wellness director, told KRON. Section 6925 of California’s Family Code allows minors to receive reproductive healthcare, including contraception, without parental consent.

RT– Middle schools in San Francisco, California will be able to hand out condoms to students without parental approval, the school board has decided. Parents of the 11-14 year-olds have not been supportive of the idea.
The San Francisco Board of Education unanimously approved a resolution to expand its Condom Availability Program to all middle schools in the district. The program will be funded by the city’s Department of Public Health (SFDPH).
“We want to engage students in discussions about their reproductive health so they are equipped to make healthy decisions,” said Kevin Gogin, the school district’s director of safety and wellness, adding, “There is no research that supports providing condoms in schools increases sexual activity.”
The San Francisco Unified School District (SFUSD) has been making condoms available in high schools since 1992. According to its biennial Youth Risk Behavior Survey, only 26 percent of high school students have had sex, which is far under the national average of 46.8 percent, Gentle Blythe, the district’s spokeswoman, told KRON-TV.
Blythe added that the city’s Department of Public Health is in favor of the expansion.
“As the STD Controller in San Francisco, I know all too well that San Francisco has among the highest rates of chlamydia, gonorrhea, and syphilis of any city in the United States,” Dr. Susan Philip, who is the DPH deputy health officer and director, said in a letter of support. “Further, adolescents and young adults are at increased risk for chlamydia and gonorrhea infections, when compared to adults.”
Many of the parents, however, did not take the news well.
“I feel that it is outrageous! I don’t think middle schools should be giving 11 and 12 year-old children condoms without some parental option to opt out or being made aware,” Lotta Bystrom told SF News Feed. “They are way too young to be given condoms in schools, and I’m Swedish and I consider myself liberal in thinking…”
Chinese-Americans make up 40 percent of parents in the district, according to former teacher and community activist Marlene Tran, who pointed out that the parents were not given proper notice of the change.
“How is it that so many middle school parents feel that they are being left out in the education of their children on this vital matter?” asked Tran.
The school board approved the initiative nonetheless.
“We always attempt to engage parents in the discussion when appropriate, and we encourage students to do the same, but we know this isn’t always possible,” Gogin, the district’s safety and wellness director, told KRON.
Section 6925 of California’s Family Code allows minors to receive reproductive healthcare, including contraception, without parental consent.

Fucking Millennials and the PC world we live in now a days. Kids get everything handed to them and approved because if not it might be “damaging.” I look at this as the same way i think of weed and booze in high school. It was fun to do it because it was bad. You can look the girl in the eye and tell her you were gonna be a bad ass smoking cigs in the parking lot or chug a beer in the back of a building. Now you can pretty much just go in between classes and grab a rubber so casually that all the fun’s lost. I remember when me and my buddy brought a condom to school. All the guys would talk like “Whoa bro you gonna fuck a girl????” “Oh shit yo he has one of those super thin condoms!” What would’ve been the point when every other guy and girl can just get one from the guidance counselor.  If everyone is a perceived bad ass for having condoms because he might or might not fuck a ton of chicks, then no one is a perceived badass for having condoms because he might or might not fuck a ton of chicks.

Oh and you think these kids won’t try to slap on a condom and immediately try and fuck their girl friends in the stair well right away? Fuck out of here. There’s probably two outcomes to this rule. If you have it where kids have to go to the school nurse and fill out some elaborate form saying you’re getting a condom with the intention to practice safe sex with suzy from 3rd period algebra, then most likely the kid is just gonna do it without a condom because no one wants to go through some FBI background check just get a nut. And if they leave it like a candy bowl in the school office like in some colleges and health clinics, then just everyone is gonna grab them and it can end up some middle school orgy at the class prom. Both outcomes involves them doing it and worst of all is I guarantee kids are just going to use them as water balloons so you’re just gonna end up with wet broken condoms all over campus. Good job, San Fransisco Board Of Education.

P.s- “They are way too young to be given condoms in schools, and I’m Swedish and I consider myself liberal in thinking…” I don’t know why but i chuckled at it. Like “yea and I’m a Swedish guy that is liberal as fuck and dick a lot of chicks and even i think its too young.” Great line.

16 year old Russian Teen Wins Contest To Live With A Russian Porn Star For A Month

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A schoolboy in Russia has won a month living with a porn star as a prize in an online competition. Ruslan Schedrin, 16, was told he qualifies to spend a month in a Moscow hotel with the voluptuous Ekaterina Makarova. He appears delighted about the prize, saying the X-rated actress has 'good sizes' and he is 'boiling inside' - but his mother and sister have reacted furiously. Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3461709/Schoolboy-16-live-Russian-porn-star-hotel-month-winning-online-competition-admits-mother-isn-t-happy-it.html#ixzz41CmKKjeI Follow us: @MailOnline on Twitter | DailyMail on Facebook I didn't believe it at first, I thought it was rubbish,' he said. 'But when it turned out to be true, I thanked the website, I was so happy. 'I called my friends and they did not believe it either, they said: "What are you talking about?"' Ruslan, who has worked as a child actor, added: 'Now they are happy for me too. Some of them are envious. Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3461709/Schoolboy-16-live-Russian-porn-star-hotel-month-winning-online-competition-admits-mother-isn-t-happy-it.html#ixzz41CmMaRnT Follow us: @MailOnline on Twitter | DailyMail on Facebook 'I saw her and I liked everything, she has got good sizes.... and so on. I am looking forward to our meeting so much, everything is boiling inside me. I am happy so much. 'I have told my mother and she has taken it badly, but I think we'll sort it out. When I meet the girl, I'll say: "Hi, I am that very boy, I've won you."' His mother Vera Schedrina said: 'I am absolutely against it. He has got exams, he is studying. 'What do you mean - a month with a porn star? 'This is not real at all, even a week is too much. They should give us 100,000 roubles instead, we'll be happy with it. Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3461709/Schoolboy-16-live-Russian-porn-star-hotel-month-winning-online-competition-admits-mother-isn-t-happy-it.html#ixzz41CmPJjgP Follow us: @MailOnline on Twitter | DailyMail on Facebook Such a prize, how could they get such an idea for a 16 year old boy. I am shocked. I have not seen the girl. But my son must study.' Under the rule of the competition, he can pass on the prize to his 'official representative', for example, his father. But the mother is against this too. 'No, absolutely not,' she said. She said the prize has led to family 'quarrels' and her son 'has gone mad about it' . Ruslan's sister Diana Schedrina, 17, said: 'I'm against it too. I don't think it is any kind of chance for him. He can find a girlfriend if he likes. 'I wonder about this prize: what if a married man had won it? Or even a young girl, I know some of them enjoy playing these games too? 'It is totally the wrong idea for a prize.' Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3461709/Schoolboy-16-live-Russian-porn-star-hotel-month-winning-online-competition-admits-mother-isn-t-happy-it.html#ixzz41CmSbIoc Follow us: @MailOnline on Twitter | DailyMail on Facebook Porn actress Ekaterina Makarova - believed to be in her mid 20s - said she had agreed three months ago to be the prize in a competition for the 100,000th visitor to a new website selling virtual arms for computer games. She has not met Ruslan yet but said 16 was 'a good age to be independent' . 'We discussed it with the organisers earlier that the winner might be underage. She would discuss with the teenage boy where they would stay for the prize - but she wanted 'to go on holiday somewhere abroad'. 'I will travel to Moscow and then the boy will decide,' she said. 'We will negotiate it with his mother too if he can live in a hotel with me, or fly with me somewhere. Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3461709/Schoolboy-16-live-Russian-porn-star-hotel-month-winning-online-competition-admits-mother-isn-t-happy-it.html#ixzz41CmVhJE7 Follow us: @MailOnline on Twitter | DailyMail on Facebook 'He has some exams and studies. Asked if the prize meant having sex with the winner, she said: 'It is not supposed, but life is life. 'It is a usual thing when inexperienced boys are looking for more experienced girlfriends. I don't know. At least we'll be friends. I liked him in the photographs.' She added: 'If he is not comfortable about a hotel, he can stay at home. He has to decide.' There maybe more problems ahead. Although his mother is quoted saying the boy is 16, an official database lists him as being aged 14. The age of consent in Russia is 16. Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3461709/Schoolboy-16-live-Russian-porn-star-hotel-month-winning-online-competition-admits-mother-isn-t-happy-it.html#ixzz41CmY7SHP Follow us: @MailOnline on Twitter | DailyMail on Facebook

DailyMail A schoolboy in Russia has won a month living with a porn star as a prize in an online competition.
Ruslan Schedrin, 16, was told he qualifies to spend a month in a Moscow hotel with the voluptuous Ekaterina Makarova.
He appears delighted about the prize, saying the X-rated actress has ‘good sizes’ and he is ‘boiling inside’ – but his mother and sister have reacted furiously.
I didn’t believe it at first, I thought it was rubbish,’ he said. ‘But when it turned out to be true, I thanked the website, I was so happy.
‘I called my friends and they did not believe it either, they said: “What are you talking about?”‘
Ruslan, who has worked as a child actor, added: ‘Now they are happy for me too. Some of them are envious.
‘I saw her and I liked everything, she has got good sizes…. and so on. I am looking forward to our meeting so much, everything is boiling inside me. I am happy so much.
‘I have told my mother and she has taken it badly, but I think we’ll sort it out. When I meet the girl, I’ll say: “Hi, I am that very boy, I’ve won you.”‘
His mother Vera Schedrina said: ‘I am absolutely against it. He has got exams, he is studying.
‘What do you mean – a month with a porn star?
‘This is not real at all, even a week is too much. They should give us 100,000 roubles instead, we’ll be happy with it.
Such a prize, how could they get such an idea for a 16 year old boy. I am shocked. I have not seen the girl. But my son must study.’
Under the rule of the competition, he can pass on the prize to his ‘official representative’, for example, his father. But the mother is against this too.
‘No, absolutely not,’ she said.
She said the prize has led to family ‘quarrels’ and her son ‘has gone mad about it’ .
Ruslan’s sister Diana Schedrina, 17, said: ‘I’m against it too. I don’t think it is any kind of chance for him. He can find a girlfriend if he likes.
‘I wonder about this prize: what if a married man had won it? Or even a young girl, I know some of them enjoy playing these games too?
‘It is totally the wrong idea for a prize.’
Porn actress Ekaterina Makarova – believed to be in her mid 20s – said she had agreed three months ago to be the prize in a competition for the 100,000th visitor to a new website selling virtual arms for computer games.
She has not met Ruslan yet but said 16 was ‘a good age to be independent’ .
‘We discussed it with the organisers earlier that the winner might be underage.
She would discuss with the teenage boy where they would stay for the prize – but she wanted ‘to go on holiday somewhere abroad’.
‘I will travel to Moscow and then the boy will decide,’ she said.
‘We will negotiate it with his mother too if he can live in a hotel with me, or fly with me somewhere.
‘He has some exams and studies.
Asked if the prize meant having sex with the winner, she said: ‘It is not supposed, but life is life.
‘It is a usual thing when inexperienced boys are looking for more experienced girlfriends. I don’t know. At least we’ll be friends. I liked him in the photographs.’
She added: ‘If he is not comfortable about a hotel, he can stay at home. He has to decide.’
There maybe more problems ahead.
Although his mother is quoted saying the boy is 16, an official database lists him as being aged 14. The age of consent in Russia is 16.

I’m very happy for this kid for a few reasons. One being that Russia is a lawless society and doesn’t have to adhere to silly rules like the U.S. has where you have to be 18 or older to win shit like money. There im pretty sure you can gamble, smoke, and hook up with hookers by the time they’re old enough to do house work. Pretty sure they live under a corrupt government and im pretty sure last time the Russian ruble was gonna fold and their economy was going to implode and they’re in a constant depressing winter, but the gambling and hookers thing is pretty clutch. So for that, I’m a little envious. And off the bat, im sure everyone in their mid teens thinks living with a porn star would be cool. “Oh man we’re gonna have so much sex!” “I’m gonna be a pro dick giver by the end of the year” blah blah blah. The harsh reality is, living with a porn star would be awful. I mean first off I wouldn’t consider this lady a porn star by any stretch of the imagination. I mean yea she looks hot against the wall in the first pic, but the rest are about as average as it can get. maybe even below .500 if we’re gonna be honest. So shes not a porn star, she’s a struggling porn actress in a country that films million of porn videos (research conducted over at Pornhub.com and Youjizz.com). I mean based off of a google search, shes not even a porn actress and is instead a tennis player.

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Good luck trying to have sex with her in between her fucking guys with monster cocks that last more than 10 minutes and working on the strength of her topspin serve. Honestly I don’t see whats good about living with a porn star. You know after a long day from work where you want to jsut drop everything when you walk into your home and just sit on the couch and watch tv? well she’ll probably do that too just with cum leaking out of her. All the make up is off when you live with a porn star and at that point they just all look like haggard old ladies. Not to mention, remember when i wrote the blog about porn stars worst experience on set? The worst thing of all is them shoving make up sponges inside them, forgetting about it, and basically walk around for days smelling like a rotting corpse. Yea, have fun with that Ruslan. No ones gonna cook you food and do your laundry for free and your room mate is gonna smell like a rotting zombie while walking around the living area. Have fun with that.

This Guy Acting So Casual About A Giant Anaconda That Broke Into His House Is Insane

There’s not much to say about this video. This guy saw a giant anaconda in his house and tried to pet it. I got white knuckle just watching the video and damn near shot a whole right through my laptop when that thing lunged at the camera. It wasn’t just going for his hand, it was going for his head. He don’t give a fuck about you trying to pet it, it wants food and it targeted for a head shot. Fuck that. This is what I would’ve done…..

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Rain a hail of gun fire over every inch of that things gross ass slithering body. Don’t even know how i would dispose of that thing. Doesn’t matter that if it got swiss cheesed up, I don’t want to lay a finger near it.

Deathcore Bro Decides To Perform A Suicide Silence Song On “Romania’s Got Talent”

When a man took the stage on Romania’s Got Talent dressed in his finest suit, he transcended judgement of his tied back mohawk, but only for a terminally short while. The ultra downtuned guitars and concussive drumming of Suicide Silence‘s “Unanswered” came roaring through the PA system and the contestant started swaying back and forth with nervous energy before assaulting the judges and audience with his shrieking high screams and low gutturals.

This is something we’ve seen before, but the reaction, though consistently the same, is always worth watching. The panel of judges sit with their mouths agape and the man on the far right of the clip immediately jumps out of his seat, seemingly unaware any human could ever produce these sounds. After some time, the rest of the panel begins to laugh when the performance doesn’t stop, though they knowingly have the power to hit the buzzer, light up the ‘X’ in front of the judge’s table and collectively put an end to it. Only one judge hits the buzzer, but it comes right at the end of the song’s two minute duration. Sorry!

Read More: Contestant Sings Suicide Silence on ‘Romania’s Got Talent’ | http://loudwire.com/suicide-silence-romania-got-talent/?trackback=tsmclip

Yo no joke your boy Ed Lee use to listen to Suicide Silence. You wouldn’t expect it because I’m kind of a fat jolly Asian 17 year old at the time but I liked to mix it up get a little freaky with my car tunes ya know? When you pull up next to some fuck boy on the road you don’t like sometimes you gotta blast something heavy to know not to mess with this guy. But mostly it was because that was the time where all these deathcore bands were on the rise and my two friends tried to form a band and use to play that shit all the time. What was funny was they use to mix in audio clips from Family Guy to their songs so it would be funny. What wasn’t funny was when it was my friend’s 17th birthday and we’re all in his mom’s van riding dirty bumping “No Pity For A Coward” on our way to a movie theater in Boca with his Mom’s ear bleeding and begging Jesus to change into something more peaceful. Good Times.

As for the judges on “Romania’s Got Talent,” what the fuck did you expect? Its Romania. Pretty much anything to east of Luxembourg and Switzerland I expect the rock music it to be like in the opening scene of xXx. Just a cult of metal bros in mohawk spikes and pleather screaming Bang Bang! with a bunch of pyrotechnics on stage. And I give the guy singing/screaming credit too. No suit wants to listen to that shit. No one sitting at their Romanian home on a Tuesday night after dinner wants to listen to that shit. Do you know how ballsy you gotta be to perform that stuff on a stage with NO ONE rocking out to your shit? I don’t know if all the judges wrote him off, but I would at least give him props for doing that shit. Id be blunt with him and tell him their looking for more of a Justin Beiber type, but at least give him props for that. Maybe if he did the version with the Family Guy clips it would’ve won them over more.

Farmers In China Are Using One Of The Most Hideous Sex Dolls As A Scarecrow

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Source- A farmer keeps pests away using a scarecrow made from an inflatable sex doll. The muddy sex doll also wears a yellow safety helmet and has reportedly been effective at scaring off birds – as well as people. The stark-naked blow-up doll is thought to have belonged to a worker at a construction site near the field in Chengdu, capital of China’s south-western Sichuan Province. It was then found by a local rapeseed farmer, who stood it up in the patch of greenery in order to ward off crows and other unwanted pests.

Source- A farmer keeps pests away using a scarecrow made from an inflatable sex doll.
The muddy sex doll also wears a yellow safety helmet and has reportedly been effective at scaring off birds – as well as people.
The stark-naked blow-up doll is thought to have belonged to a worker at a construction site near the field in Chengdu, capital of China’s south-western Sichuan Province.
It was then found by a local rapeseed farmer, who stood it up in the patch of greenery in order to ward off crows and other unwanted pests.

I would really like to know the special brand of people in china or around the world who go out of their way to order a blow up inflatable sex doll that looks like Smeagol from lord of the rings wearing a rag with a cut out for huge tits and a yellow construction hat. I mean maybe if you’re a child and still into big tits maybe that description turned you on but for me, it just made me imagine this thing crawling out of my laptop screen like the bitch from The Ring. It goes without saying that of course these birds wouldn’t want to come near this thing. I half expect the doll to come to life or its like the Jeepers Creepers thing where it pretends to be a scare crow and when a bird lands on it it snatches them with its mammoth hands and eats it or steals their soul or something.