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Screen Rant: Arrival **SPOILERS** (This Is Manly About Jeremy Renner)

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In a shocking turn of events, this movie kinda stinks to me. Its a classic scenario where the sum of the parts are greater than the sum of the whole even though some parts i didn’t even care for.  I hear some people saying its a perfect sci-fi movie and all this gibber jabber. You know what makes an awesome sci-fi movie? Fucking Aliens and Humans fighting to the death in space or some shit. You know what makes a lame Sci-fi movie? Aliens just sitting down wasting our time only for nothing to happen while basically sitting in french class. That was Arrival. Don’t get me wrong I had a little bit of a kick watching the movie. Sure it was cool watching how the fuck we would begin to even kind of speak to aliens that can’t communicate with us. Was there a level of suspense? Sure. But ultimately this is just the like a Biography on Amy Adams’ character and the biggest story to her is just the one time the world was in a frenzy because aliens came down to earth all intimidating as shit and somehow she brokered a peace treaty with nothing happening as if we’re suppose to be cool with these aliens. I’ll admit fully that I probably was in the wrong thinking it was going to be some crazy action summer blockbuster when it says Mystery/Drama/Sci-fi. But you can’t just have 12 alien ships touching down on Earth, Jeremy Renner, and a whole military vibe and expect me to think this is an alien rendition of the Treaty of Paris, and even that should involve coalition forces pressuring a midget alien into giving up power before hand. All together I give it a 9 alien spaceships out of 12 that landed on earth. Good film that’s a thought provoking and interesting but fails to give Jeremy Renner a gun or some sort of long distance weapon he could use to maim Heptapods while point a gun at one of the aliens and saying, in a southie accent, “See my face? You tell the aliens, all right. But just remember, I’ve seen yours too.

Do We Buy Jeremy Renner As A Scientist?

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Probably something most people let fly right by them but not me. Probably the most different role Renner has ever jumped into. Now I’m a Renner gun. Hurt Locker was awesome. The Town, awesome. Hawkeye, maybe not the coolest of the cast but the guy seriously can’t miss, that means a lot when a human has to take on aliens from space. But all of those guys play badasses with weapons, because whether Renner realizes it or not, the guy was born to hold range weapons in his hand. I don’t know what it is, maybe its the fact that you can always picture him in Oakley sunglasses and probably Axe hair styling products. Did he do a decent job playing this character in this movie, sure. But its to the point where he just suits the role of a gunner, not a scientist. Sure the movie dresses him up with glasses and half zip sweaters and enough dialogue to make him feel like a scientist. But the fact of the matter is Scientist are nerds and they don’t look like Jeremy Renner. They look like this. galileo-photo hawking_2007 images

Michio Kaku, PHYSICS OF THE IMPOSSIBLE, ASp09_Kaku_9780307278821aup.tif, credit: Andrea Brizzi

Close your eyes for a second and let me paint you a scene and you tell me when the image falls apart.

Man wakes up. He looks at his alarm clock, its 6:45 A.M. He gets out of bed and goes into the shower to get ready for the day. He exits shower and gets a good amount of Axe™pomade and styles his hair. As he leaves the house he picks up his sunglasses and keys. He departs his home on his motorcycle to his work. He arrives at his science laboratory and begins to do science and theoretical physicists work with numbers on a chalk board. He sciences to the point where he runs out of space on his chalk board and begins to write science math on the glass windows of his science laboratory. Struggling with a math equation that involves numbers, Greek symbols, and letters, he scratches his rugged but clean cut, pomade styled head of hair in confusion.

Things all sorta add up right? He wakes up early to do science stuff. He writes on chalk boards AND glass windows. The typical mark of a scientist. Just somethings not adding up and i bet your puzzled because this characterization is almost spot on but let me tell you where it all falls apart. Its the Hair styling products. I know. shocked. See a science nerd wakes up and sciences 24/7. He’s not concerned with having sex with a human girl, only to make a really big science discovery. So as you can see they would have no need to style their hair or look good. Jeremy Renner is a good looking dude. Sure he’s kinda short. But other than that the guy styles his hair and works out. 2 things that scientist definitely do not do. I’ll even go as far as to say on a day to day occasion JR might put on a leather cuff to let the ladies know he still plays guitar. Just things that book worms who went to MIT wouldn’t do. I don’t blame Renner for playing the role, I blame casting for getting a rock star bad ass to play a guy that reads books on black holes and shit.

QUOTE OF THE FILM

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Such a bizarre line for the movie. Bold line.  A line that maybe Jeremy Renner could get away with. Not one that a science nerd could though however. You know who else could pull off a line like that? Black people. Those smooth motherfuckers just go up to the hottest girl in the club and say “damn girl, I want you to have my baby” and next thing you know her pants look like the target of a water balloon fight. I pull a line like that and I guarantee Id get a jab to the throat and thrown in jail.

IMDB COMMENTERS

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This is a lot of writing, like 500 words all so i can cal him a NERDDDDDDD for being a book reader. NNNNNEEEERRRRRRRDDDDDDDD

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Hey guy, maybe its time you grow up and have kids or something because there’s no reason what so ever to “cry like a baby” from a movie that was basically like watching 7th grade french class between Amy Adams and a pair of aliens.

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Amy Adams is in fact getting to the point where i only associate her with Aliens.

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Making Aliens build a roof and making them pay for it. You can disagree with all of Trumps other policies and his foreign relations he might have but if he pulled that off he’s be on the side of Mount Rushmore with George Washington and who ever else is on the side of that mountain.

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Stressed out to the max. Was stressed watching the bird be stressed

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Bro fuck outta here. Interstellar was fucking awesome. Guy acts as if traveling across the universe in space to rescue humanity is like taking I-75 to Orlando or something. Definitely trumps Arrival.

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Breaded and fried with a dipping sauce. Not because i think that was is particularly better or “respects the ingredients” more as chefs say, but because anything deep fried in a heavy batter with a lot of dipping sauces makes almost anything tolerable. Can cook part of a boot and i probably wouldn’t mind if it had enough blue cheese or marinara.

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Sounds like my next homework assignment

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True story but its 2016 almost 2017 so I gotta be progressive about this.

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I can never look away. Sidenote though, imagine if you found out his eye was normal this whole time and he just did that as an act. Like you watch him slowly walking around town and his left eye opens up slowly to normal like Keyzer Soze.

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See, this person gets it.

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Bet this guy called his friends and family about this theory.

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Frog is wrong

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#FactsOnly

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I bet Ayyylmao would negotiate with terrorist. Bro they’re aliens that refuse to try to learn OUR language and are intimidating as shit. Not to mention no one really hurt the aliens at any point besides the bomb and even then they were fine. Fuck these aliens.

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Typical

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……..Id watch that porn.

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I assume razor323 means Robert Langdon in which case, Scoreboard. Guy solved 2 mysteries to Amy Adam’s goose egg. Sure he specializes in religious stuff, but u can’t not consider bringing him in to interview for the job.

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This is the kind of nerd who went to Space camp or something, took back 1 fact that stuck with him forever and cam in joy writing out this technical quibble that no one cares about. Nerd.

The Concept Art For The New Power Ranger’s Alpha 5 Looks Awful

Up until today, Lionsgate’s feature film take on the Power Rangers franchise was doing a remarkably (and surprisingly) good job of selling me on their vision. The director and the young cast of the title heroes may be relative unknowns to the wider moviegoing audience, but recruiting Elizabeth Banks as the villainous Rita Repulsa, Bryan Cranston as the heroic leader Zordon, and Bill Hader as the voice of robotic assistant Alpha 5 were smart, strategic moves. The biggest surprise for me so far was the fact that I actually like the redesigns for the Rangers’ battle suits and the metallic-yet-sexy design of Banks’ villainess. So far, we’ve only glimpsed the fighting machines known as Zords in character posters (for my money, the toy images don’t count). Everything we’ve seen looks pretty good. And then, today, the concept art for Alpha 5 was released. It’s … disconcerting. Alpha 5 has always had a bit of a strange design what with his flying-saucer-shaped head, lightning bolt chest icon, and his built-in CD drive, but man did they go for broke with this new look. And not in a good way. Now it’s worth mentioning that what you’re about to see is just concept art; there’s a good chance the final character won’t look quite this bizarre. There’s also a chance that the main design will stick and the finished product will look better once it’s in motion. Hader’s voice work can certainly save this train wreck, but I for one am hoping that some design changes and tweaks are coming in advance of the film’s March 24, 2017 release date.

Collider– Up until today, Lionsgate’s feature film take on the Power Rangers franchise was doing a remarkably (and surprisingly) good job of selling me on their vision. The director and the young cast of the title heroes may be relative unknowns to the wider moviegoing audience, but recruiting Elizabeth Banks as the villainous Rita Repulsa, Bryan Cranston as the heroic leader Zordon, and Bill Hader as the voice of robotic assistant Alpha 5 were smart, strategic moves. The biggest surprise for me so far was the fact that I actually like the redesigns for the Rangers’ battle suits and the metallic-yet-sexy design of Banks’ villainess. So far, we’ve only glimpsed the fighting machines known as Zords in character posters (for my money, the toy images don’t count). Everything we’ve seen looks pretty good.
And then, today, the concept art for Alpha 5 was released. It’s … disconcerting. Alpha 5 has always had a bit of a strange design what with his flying-saucer-shaped head, lightning bolt chest icon, and his built-in CD drive, but man did they go for broke with this new look. And not in a good way. Now it’s worth mentioning that what you’re about to see is just concept art; there’s a good chance the final character won’t look quite this bizarre. There’s also a chance that the main design will stick and the finished product will look better once it’s in motion. Hader’s voice work can certainly save this train wreck, but I for one am hoping that some design changes and tweaks are coming in advance of the film’s March 24, 2017 release date.

I have no respect for this robot alien. None what so ever. That’s not my fault, it’s theirs. They made this thing look like a mentally challenged robot. In all honesty though I think Power Rangers are one of those things that were cool growing up. Sure everyone wanted to be Jason the Red Ranger or Tommy and we all wanted to see Kimberly get F’d by either one of the two. Everyone called Billy the nerd. We all had a blast watching the show growing up. But with age, I think Power Rangers are one of those things that should fall by the way side. The movie looks like its going to be lame as shit. And not saying Alpha 5 was the linchpin that made the show great, but this rendition of the robot just looks like garbage. Too CGI. Too Alien with Robot, should just be one of the other. Just don’t respect this robot. Sure the original spaz of a blender sucked too, but I respected him. So far this one I want to stuff into a locker. Only thing left is to see what Zordon looks like. Bryan Cranston who the world fell in love with from Breaking Bad. Only thing keeping me attached to this. Personally i think Vincent D’Onofrio looks more like the original Zordon but who knows, Maybe Walter White can pull it off and save this movie (He won’t but he’ll probably be great)

Rating These 12 Vintage Sandwiches

MentalFloss- The sandwich, a.k.a. foodstuff delivered inside a bread vehicle, is a timeless classic. The formula is open to endless interpretations, like lobster rolls, deep-fried Fluffernutter sandwiches, and donut grilled cheeses. In 1909, diners were arguably more creative with what they put between two slices of bread than they are today. The Up-To-Date Sandwich Book: 400 Ways to Make a Sandwich breaks the sandwich down into its seven main categories: fish, egg, salad, meat, cheese, nut, and sweet. No matter what you choose for filling, the turn-of-the-century publication emphasizes the importance of starting with good bread. A product “at least one day old” is preferred.

MentalFloss– The sandwich, a.k.a. foodstuff delivered inside a bread vehicle, is a timeless classic. The formula is open to endless interpretations, like lobster rolls, deep-fried Fluffernutter sandwiches, and donut grilled cheeses. In 1909, diners were arguably more creative with what they put between two slices of bread than they are today. The Up-To-Date Sandwich Book: 400 Ways to Make a Sandwich breaks the sandwich down into its seven main categories: fish, egg, salad, meat, cheese, nut, and sweet. No matter what you choose for filling, the turn-of-the-century publication emphasizes the importance of starting with good bread. A product “at least one day old” is preferred.

MentalFloss is one of those twitter accounts that I assume everyone follows. I follow it to get a tid bit of information because I am a man that likes to be cultured and learn useless facts such as this one presented today. 12 sandwiches that people back then use to make. Now normally I take information in and go on about my day, but as a food guy, and a sandwich guy, these piqued my interest. Why? because for the most part they SUCK.

1. APPLE AND GRAPE SANDWICH

A sandwich can be so many things—a snack, a dessert, a weird salad you eat with your hands. This dish is a great example of all of the above. Start by chopping up apple, celery, and white grapes and toss the ingredients together with French dressing. Spread your mixture on thin slices of buttered white bread to make your sandwich.

 Fucking early 1900’s man. Everyone says it would be cool to time travel. “The food would be so
cheap! It cost 5 cents for a hamburger!” Yea, that’s if your lucky to find a place that has the brains to put meat in bread. Instead this is what happens. They put fruits in between bread and call it a day. Don’t get me wrong. I’ve gone to fancy high end sandwich shops that use a cheese that i can’t pronounce as opposed to good ol American cheese. Occasionally they’ll put cranberries or something to just elevate the taste of a sandwich but this is something else entirely. This is a decent combination of fruits, apple and grapes, mixed with fucking celery of all things. Awful. I don’t know which one French dressing is either but either way, throwing celery in makes it an automatic F.

2. OYSTER SANDWICH

Like oysters on the half-shell, the shellfish in this sandwich are garnished simply with oil, lemon juice, and Tabasco sauce. Mix together these ingredients with finely chopped raw oysters and serve on thinly-sliced white bread—add a lettuce leaf for some extra crunch.

An upscale white people version of the New Orleans oyster Po’boy except not as good because it’s not deep fried. One fall i went through a phase where i would just get a loaf of bread and cans of smoked oysters and just eat that for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. Weird? Yes. Poor, The poorest. But it wasn’t half bad. Now I like oysters on the half shell. It makes me feel like I’m doing fancy white people things. Just by itself it’s good. Don’t know how i feel about it on a cold sandwich though. I’m fine with eating something thats similar to throwing back a giant wet booger with some cocktail sauce by itself, on a sandwich is kinda weird. C+ because maybe it’s classy?

3. HOT HAM NUMBER TWO

The book’s second take on a hot ham sandwich is reminiscent of a Monte Cristo. After spreading minced ham onto buttered bread, assemble the sandwiches and cut them into triangles. Dip the sandwich points into a mixture of beaten eggs, milk, and salt and cook them up on a hot griddle. Once the sandwiches have been fried French toast-style, serve with a slice of roasted tomato.

Now we’re talking. A sandwich I would actually eat and a sandwich that’s actually a sandwich cause it has deli meats. Give me a nice Boars Head maple glazed ham on a nice tasty sandwich. I dont know abotu the minced part and sure it doesn’t have a nice provolone or muenster cheese i would like but a nice buttered bread and ham makes it in good standing in my books. Not to mention is hot and seasoned on a griddle so it has a nice texture to it. B+ I kind of want one right now.

4. LEMON SANDWICH

Not many recipes feature whole lemon slices as the star ingredient. After removing the rind from the slices, dust them with powdered sugar and stack between buttered slices of white bread that have been cut into circles. A candied cherry on top will hopefully help to reduce the pucker-factor.

F–. A pirate with scurvy wouldn’t eat this. A Lemon sandwich? A citrus fruit and bread? with butter? F—

5. DAIRY SANDWICH

The dairy sandwich stays true to its name: The simple recipe asks you to spread fresh butter onto thin slices of Swiss and press the cheese together. There’s no mention of bread, suggesting this is literally meant to be a butter sandwich served between two slices of cheese. Unfortunately for sandwich purists, the protein-in-place-of-bread-theme has only gained traction in the last 100 years.

I’m not gonna blame these 1900’s people here because they didn’t know any better and things were being discovered in the world. I like just eating slices of cheese. My dog does too. But that’s because of a lack of bread or any thing else I can use to make a sandwich. Not to mention I hate swiss. I also don’t butter cheese because that’s a psychopath move. This is not a sandwich because this is just cheese slices with more fat in it. This gets disqualified. (D+ though if i had to grade it)

6. LOBSTER AND CAVIAR SANDWICH

Sandwiches aren’t typically associated with fine dining, but even luxurious ingredients like lobster and caviar can shine between bread. For this recipe, spread caviar onto lightly buttered bread and sprinkle with lemon juice. Spoon minced lobster meat on top and cover with the second slice of bread. Serve over a lettuce leaf—ideally on the beach with some chilled wine to wash it down.

A lobster roll before lobster roll. I can dig it. I personally never have had caviar but rich white people have it so it’s good. And lobster I think has always been for rich people so I’m gonna give it a B. Something you can’t have too often because I’d get sick of lobster sandwiches but on a beach with boat shoes on with a glass of white wine. I fuck with it. B.

7. OLIVE AND NUT SANDWICH

Unlike peanut and jelly, olive and nut never caught on as a popular pairing. This recipe calls for sandwich builders to finely chop olives with English walnuts and combine the ingredients together with mayonnaise. Served on buttered brown bread, the mixture makes for a light sandwich that’s big on texture.

I hate olives. I’m not a fan of walnuts. Probably hate English walnuts. Would I ever eat any of those two ingredients with mayo? no. Altogether? no. I also prefer my sandwiches on white bread. So If I were offered all three of these things put together in sandwich form do you think I’d eat it? Fuck no. D-. And that’s me being generous because I would probably spit out everything and just eat mayo and wheat bread if I had to because I was poor or something.

8. FARMER SANDWICH

Pork chops and applesauce are commonly seen together on the dinner plate. Here they come together on a sandwich to make a savory-sweet lunch item. You can put this one together by layering thinly sliced cold, roast pork onto white bread and topping it with applesauce. Cap it with the second slice of bread and dig in.

Finally a hardy working man’s sandwich. Not just a deli meat or anything stupid like a cantaloupe or what ever these idiots back in the 1900’s would put in sandwiches. Man’s meat, pork. Roasted pork none the less. Meat between bread. Something to get the bread moist and the composition of pork chops and apple sauce is a time honored classic (even though I never had it because I’m not a white family who made that). Something to give you strength to work in the field or watch tv. It’s an A.

9. TOMATO AND HORSERADISH SANDWICH

Here’s another curious food combination that’s failed to stand the test of time. To assemble a tomato and horseradish sandwich, start by sprinkling thin tomato slices with salt. Combine a half cup of horseradish with two tablespoons of mayonnaise and spread the mixture onto pieces of buttered white bread. Place the tomato slices between the bread and enjoy your meal while clearing out your sinuses at the same time.

Poor. I also don’t know if i actually like horseradish because I’m not sure I had it but this is poor and I’m glad this never caught on. F

10. CALF’S LIVER AND BACON SANDWICH

If you’re not a fan of calf’s liver, perhaps the addition of bacon will change your perspective. Take the well-done liver and chop it up fine with crisp slices of bacon. Season with salt, pepper, and ketchup and serve with a lettuce leaf between buttered graham or white bread.

Some people like liver. Me personally I don’t think I do. Never had calf’s liver but in times of hunger and despair I’ll pretend it’s steak. And as much as I think it’s over rated. I do like bacon. a nice crisp salt savory slices of bacon. This will probably just be the worse Hamburger I’ve tasted but probably still tolerable. C+/B- depending on if liver taste good or not.

11. EASTER SANDWICH

Whether or not you make it for Easter, this recipe should be saved for special occasions. Dip a crisp lettuce leaf in mayonnaise and lay that on a slice of buttered white bread. Fill the lettuce with slices of cold hard-boiled egg and sprinkle with salt and pepper. After the sandwich has been cut into squares, tie them up with “lavender baby ribbon” and present your guests with the world’s most adorable finger food—just remind them to remove the ribbon before taking a bite.

I don’t know what it is but the way they discribe buttering things and the dosages of mayo just seem to weird me out a bit. Taking a giant leaf of romaine and scooping out a Marshall Eriksen family size amount of mayo just sounds heart clogging. Assuming its just a nice thin spread than this is amounts to an egg salad sandwich. Wouldn’t eat it in the winter but in the spring or summer if i were at a fancy garden party then maybe i would give it a while. B+

12. ASPIC JELLY SANDWICH

No list of early 20th century recipes would be complete without aspic. This retro delicacy is made by mixing gelatin and meat stock to create a savory JELLO mold. To prepare it for a sandwich, soak two ounces of gelatin in one cup of chicken stock until soft. Pour in three more cups of chicken stock that have been seasoned with cloves, parsley, celery, mace, salt, and pepper. Strain the liquid into a dish and mix in shredded chicken before refrigerating. Once the gelatin has set, cut it into “fancy shapes” and serve on buttered wheat bread.

Meat flavored jello with chicken and cloves and shit floating in free fall within a jello mold. In between bread too? F

 

Well there you have it folks. 12 weird ass sandwiches. Probably 2 or 3 I would actually eat. I know of kids from back in the day named the Cooks, apparently they would just eat ketchup and bread sandwiches. Fucking weird birds. Go do yourself a favor and go to Publix and get one of the many variety of sandwiches they can make for you. They do decent Philly cheeses. Chicken Cordon Bleu. Sometimes I like to go ethnic and get a Bahn Mi sub from a Vietnamese place. Grilled pork, no peppers. Frankly any modern day sandwich is better than the shit they were cooking up in the 1900s. Can’t envision that was the time period the sexist phrase “Go in the kitchen and make me a sandwich” started since all of them were trash.

Surprise Surprise Cupcakes Decorated With Swastikas Aren’t Acceptable For 14 Year Old Jewish Girls Birthday

PARADISE VALLEY, Ariz. - Sweet treats at a Jewish teen's birthday party in Paradise Valley turned into an offensive message after young party goers decided to decorate their cupcakes with swastika symbols. Pictures of the swastika topping began spreading on social media after the teen's mom posted about what happened on Facebook, writing that she hoped it could be used as a teaching moment for parents. According to the post the girls are all friends and told the Jewish teen's mom they did it to “be funny." The teen's mother also posted that her daughter and the girls at the party had just had a lesson on the holocaust, so she believed they knew very well what the symbol meant.  Carlos Galindo-Elvira, the director of the Anti-Defamation League in Arizona says parents need to teach their children about the meaning symbols tied to acts of hate like the swastika. "When you joke with symbols like the swastika you begin to normalize them and make it very casual within our society,” Galindo Elvira told 12 News. In an update posted online the mother said the girls had apologized and that their parents had spoken with them about the severity of using symbols like the swastika. Galindo-Elvira hopes other parents can use the incident as a chance to do the same.

PARADISE VALLEY, Ariz. – Sweet treats at a Jewish teen’s birthday party in Paradise Valley turned into an offensive message after young party goers decided to decorate their cupcakes with swastika symbols.
Pictures of the swastika topping began spreading on social media after the teen’s mom posted about what happened on Facebook, writing that she hoped it could be used as a teaching moment for parents.
According to the post the girls are all friends and told the Jewish teen’s mom they did it to “be funny.”
The teen’s mother also posted that her daughter and the girls at the party had just had a lesson on the holocaust, so she believed they knew very well what the symbol meant.
Carlos Galindo-Elvira, the director of the Anti-Defamation League in Arizona says parents need to teach their children about the meaning symbols tied to acts of hate like the swastika.
“When you joke with symbols like the swastika you begin to normalize them and make it very casual within our society,” Galindo Elvira told 12 News.
In an update posted online the mother said the girls had apologized and that their parents had spoken with them about the severity of using symbols like the swastika.
Galindo-Elvira hopes other parents can use the incident as a chance to do the same.

No bigger social faux pas than ruining a party with racial themed party foods or anything culturally relating to mass genocide. These girls are young so let this be a learning experience.  When you go to someones event in celebration that they lived and grew another year older, another year wiser, It can be a real damper to give her a cupcake with a symbol that marked the murder of probably all ancestors before her grandma and grandpa. Gotta get that lesson out of the way so next time she’s not the one at the Halloween party dressed up as the Twin Towers on fire or dressed up as a Boston Marathon bombing victim. Because believe it or not, we don’t have 14 year olds pulling these moves that probably know is a sure fired way to get backlash and kill the life of the party, but we have somewhat college educated biddies that do that shit too. People that understand social stigmas and some how think its a totally killer idea to pull stunts like this. Crazy I know but it happens.

P.s- for what it’s worth, I still would’ve eaten that cupcake.

Gas Station Clerk Steals A Thousand Dollars Worth In Scratch Offs. Probably Could’ve Gotten Away With It If She Wasn’t Such A Chump

PORT ST. LUCIE, Fla. (AP) — A Florida gas station clerk is accused of stealing $1,000 worth of scratch-off lottery tickets. The Palm Beach Post reports 22-year-old Christina Marie Beyersdorf was arrested Monday after her manager at the Speedway station reported the theft. The Florida Lottery tickets cost $25 each. Port St. Lucie police say she took 40 $10 Million Fortune lottery tickets on Sunday morning. According to police, the theft was caught on surveillance video. After the manager confronted her, Beyersdorf agreed to return the tickets. Two had been scratched off but neither were winners. Beyersdorf was released from jail Monday on a $3,750 bond. Records don’t indicate whether she’s hired a lawyer.

PORT ST. LUCIE, Fla. (AP) — A Florida gas station clerk is accused of stealing $1,000 worth of scratch-off lottery tickets.
The Palm Beach Post reports 22-year-old Christina Marie Beyersdorf was arrested Monday after her manager at the Speedway station reported the theft. The Florida Lottery tickets cost $25 each.
Port St. Lucie police say she took 40 $10 Million Fortune lottery tickets on Sunday morning. According to police, the theft was caught on surveillance video. After the manager confronted her, Beyersdorf agreed to return the tickets. Two had been scratched off but neither were winners.
Beyersdorf was released from jail Monday on a $3,750 bond. Records don’t indicate whether she’s hired a lawyer.

I can’t blame Christina Marie Beyersdorf here. How boring must it be to be a gas station clerk. This is something I’ve thought long and hard. Not because I’m not talented enough to be anything but a gas station clerk (maybe), but because I stop by gas stations all the time to get snacks and shit and I strategically pick ones that are somewhat nice, the clerk doesn’t look like he’s writing a suicide note ready to kill himself, and has a variety of stuff I like. Well every time I go up to pay none of the cashier people are overly excited to be there. Its a 9 to 5 just like everyone else. So putting myself in that situation i would just tug that roll of scratch offs and go at it til that scratch off dust builds up like a snow mountain. Seriously I love scratch offs.

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Was on vacation 2 weeks ago. Didn’t do anything but stay in a cabin breathing fresh air overlooking the Blue Ridge Mountains with 100 bucks of scratch offs in hands scratching away. That was on my own volition. Now picture if you had nothing to do turning on gas pumps with potentially a million dollars staring at my face. Especially since she played the big boy rolls. Not those god damn 2 dollar Electric 8’s like i play. She definitely cashed out at some point. Which begs the question, why doesn’t she just pay off the scratch offs with her winnings right? I mean 40 25 dollar tickets, she had to win over a grand. Convinced of it. That’s like half the roll. Dumb move on her part only scratching 2 and giving herself up like a chump. Probably had enough to pay off the amount of tickets and wet all her family and friends beak. Convinced of it.

The Panthers Fired Head Coach Gerard Gallant After Tonight’s 3-2 Lose to Carolina

Shocking. No one saw this one coming besides everyone in the front office apparently. It doesn’t seem that crazy in perspective considering the record this season so far after coming off of a division title last season compared to whats happened this season. There are a litany of injuries that you could chalk up as the reason for the current record (11-10-1).  As of now, Tom Rowe, the guy who fired Gallant is taking his role as Interim Head Coach. Odd right? It’s a mess. We’re being called a laughing stock again and its making me hurt in a mental way. Vinnie Viola is getting torn to shreds for being a non hockey guy firing a hockey guy. Gallant by all accounts is a good guy according to everyone and my personal opinion included. I don’t hand those out all willy nilly. I seriously hope for the best for Gallant. Maybe he enjoys life as the 1st ever Head Coach of the Vegas Golden Knights? Lord knows according to a large large sentiment of Panthers and Hockey fans in general are hoping he “Coaches for Vegas and comes back and kicks Florida’s Ass!”Listen I liked the guy as HC too but I don’t share the exact same sentiment because i still want this team to win a cup so I’ll just hope he has a great season as the HC for Vegas and wins like a relatively large amount of cash playing the slots at Ceasars. The only other sentiment that’s being shared on the web is that the Islanders should fire Capuano to show accountability. It’s crazy because I have to have blind faith in an ex-military personnel to run a Hockey team but at some points during this season I have had moments thinking this team was just too damn talented to be where they were right now. Probably wont help immediately since the team liked Gallant and now there’s a growing sentiment that the players are disagreeing with management. So here’s to hoping we beat Chicago on Tuesday and some how trend upward and make a play off spot and hope these photos of Gerard Gallant waiting for a cab outside PNC won’t come back to haunt me Lane Kiffen style

Did Bill Murray Give A Ticket To Game 6 Away To A Stranger Because He’s Nice OR Does He Have No Friends Cause He’s An Asshole

One critical step in living a very Bill Murray life? Random acts of kindness. Per MLB.com, during last night's Game 6 of the World Series in Cleveland, baseball fanatic Murray gave a Chicago Cubs fan a free ticket, which just so happened to be right next to him in the luxurious box section behind home plate. Karen Michel, a lifelong Cubbies fan, explained that she initially tried to acquire a ticket at the Progressive Field box office, but when that proved unsuccessful, she spotted Murray walking into the stadium and decided to follow him out of intrigue. "He turns around and says, 'Here, here's a ticket,'" Michel told MLB. "And he kind of shuttled me into the door. I thought it was just a ticket to get in. But it was a ticket to sit right here." The duo spent the duration of the game chatting and getting to know each other, and the Cubs ended up clinching an impressive 9–3 win. And there you have it, more proof that Bill Murray is a good-luck charm for both the Chicago Cubs and Chicago Cubs fans everywhere.

Vulture- One critical step in living a very Bill Murray life? Random acts of kindness. Per MLB.com, during last night’s Game 6 of the World Series in Cleveland, baseball fanatic Murray gave a Chicago Cubs fan a free ticket, which just so happened to be right next to him in the luxurious box section behind home plate. Karen Michel, a lifelong Cubbies fan, explained that she initially tried to acquire a ticket at the Progressive Field box office, but when that proved unsuccessful, she spotted Murray walking into the stadium and decided to follow him out of intrigue. “He turns around and says, ‘Here, here’s a ticket,'” Michel told MLB. “And he kind of shuttled me into the door. I thought it was just a ticket to get in. But it was a ticket to sit right here.” The duo spent the duration of the game chatting and getting to know each other, and the Cubs ended up clinching an impressive 9–3 win. And there you have it, more proof that Bill Murray is a good-luck charm for both the Chicago Cubs and Chicago Cubs fans everywhere.

OMG Bill Murray! He’s soooo nice! So Awesome! He’s Hilarious!!!

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Bill Murray is an asshole and can suck my dick. I’m convinced the notion that Bill Murray is great is just a fucking dumb meme created by the Chive, perpetuated by Buzzfeed, and fed to all you god damn sheeps on the internet. “It’s Bill Fucking Murray!” Who the fuck cares? Have you people not takin a walk down any ritzy street in any big city? Celebrities all over the joint. What cause he has some sort of cult classic lore to him? No one’s cumming their pants and saying “It’s Rick Fucking Moranis.” Bill Murray is a walking drama queen. Always gets into fights and arguments with other actors and shit so much I’d hate to work with the guy. And then there’s those dumb ass stories about him stealing french fries off a kids plate and saying “No one will ever believe you.” “OMG guys! That’s so funny! He stole food and surprised the kid!” Fuck that guy. If you support that kind of behavior then you’re enabling an asshole and a thief. Does the guy do nice things? Probably. I’m just judging him off of less than 1% of his life experience. But Between him getting into arguments on set, him stealing peoples food and thinking he’s above them, I’m gonna draw a conclusion that doesn’t seem to crazy. He’s an asshole with no friends that can tolerate him enough to attend GAME SIX of the WORLD SERIES. An event that’s historic as fuck considering the two teams playing for history. So yea, go ahead I’m sure he’s not like hitler. He’s probably nice enough to us common folk, minus the time he was a thief stealing food off of a kids plate, but I, for one, will never buy it. Part of me wants to see the cubs lose in heart breaking fashion with a camera right on his face. Would bring pure bliss to me.