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UCF Ranked Number 2 For Most Students With Sugar Daddies

ORLANDO, Fla. – The University of Central Florida took the No. 2 spot on SeekingArrangement’s list of the “Fastest Growing Sugar Babies Schools” in the nation.
More than 2.5 million of the 20 million users of the sugar daddy dating site are American college students who receive an average monthly allowance of $3,000 from their partners, according to the study. Of that total, UCF students take more than 1,000 of those spots.

Here is the list of top schools for having the most sugar babies.

  1. Georgia State University with 306 new sign-ups and a total of 1,304 students.
  2. University of Central Florida with 296 new sign-ups and a total of 1,068 students.
  3. University of Alabama with 270 new sign-ups and a total of 968 students.
  4. Florida State University with 257 new sign-ups and a total of 873 students.
  5. University of Florida with 251 new sign-ups and a total of 501 students.
  6. Rutgers University with 225 new sign-ups and a total of 684 students.
  7. California State University, Fullerton with 206 new sign-ups and a total of 525 students.
  8. University of Nevada, Las Vegas with 203 new sign-ups and a total of 583 students.
  9. University of North Texas with 192 new sign-ups and a total of 573 students.
  10. University of Missouri with 183 new sign-ups and a total of 542 students.
  11. West Virginia University with 167 new sign-ups and a total of 550 students.
  12. University of Cincinnati with 161 new sign-ups and a total of 522 students.
  13. University of Southern California with 156 new sign-ups and a total of 583 students.
  14. San Francisco State University with 154 new sign-ups and a total of 510 students.
  15. University of California, Los Angeles with 153 new sign-ups and a total of 614 students.
  16. Columbia University with 152 new sign-ups and a total of 1008 students.
  17. New York University with 147 new sign-ups and a total of 1676 students.
  18. University of North Carolina with 142 new sign-ups and a total of 514 students.
  19. University of Texas, San Antonio with 141 new sign-ups and a total of 875 students.
  20. Colorado State University with 138 new sign-ups and a total of 356 students.

What an honor! Listen, if someone guy or girl is willing to shell out cash for whatever reason, go get that bag. The Sugar daddy game is an interesting one. Sure the upper echelon of the SD game is prostitution where you’re sleeping with the oldest oil Baron west of the Mississippi in silk sheets because any material harder than silk or 10,000 thread count Egyptian fiber could shatter his bones. You put up with that and get a couple thousand directly deposited in your bank account and are sent back to school in a really shiny black car. Those are the extremes though. There’s probably a larger group of guys who are all old and alone, their wifes a bitch, sons a cunt. Just wants to take a girl out for italian food and want those people to appreciate what you’re doing for them. I dont hate it. Theres some people that shell out money for feet pic. The worlds crazy and filled with all sorts. If you’re lucky enough to be a part of the statistic, don’t feel ashamed because clearly the numbers are staggering.

Most surprising name on this list though has to be University of Cincinnati. UCF makes sense. Easy acceptance rate, ton of hot chicks. But who the fuck are the ones sugar daddying to some person at the University of Cincinnati?? Do bearcat chicks got it like that? Is there even a market of people rich enough from Cincinnati to even play the game?

 

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Ex Navy SEAL shows Captain America Chris Evans His Captain America Fake Ball Tribute.

Hollywood’s version of Captain America met a real life version on Capitol Hill this week.
Chris Evans, the blockbuster actor who plays the comic book hero in Marvel’s Avengers series, was pictured with House Rep. Dan Crenshaw on Friday.
But Crenshaw, the Texas Republican who lost an eye during combat service in Afghanistan, had a surprise in store for Evans – a glass eye with the famous Captain America logo.
‘When Captain America sees your Captain America glass eye,’ Crenshaw tweeted on Friday.

What an unreal life for actors. Its been years now that Marvel has dominated to the point where i wonder if it ever got old for these actors and actresses. Like Steve Rodgers is probably numb to the MILLIONS of fans dressed up as Captain America for Halloween and at comic con panels. That’s all expected and standard. Its something else entirely when the biggest movie of your life premiers in a month and a political figure lifts up his eye patch only to reveal an iconic logo from a character you portrayed. An eye patch that’s used to cover up his eye that was removed because of a bomb explosion while at war. It must be an unreal feeling and an unreal thought. Makes me wonder like how The Punisher joined the war because of Captain America in the comics, It would be outrageous as an actor if i found out some military rookie joined the Army because I played a role in a comic book movie (even though in the movies he moves away from the military).

You know what else is pretty awesome? a fucking glass eye. Hear me out. It SUCKS losing an eyeball. But of all the common amputations one must get, losing an arm, a leg; an eyeball is sneaky up there. So you lose some peripheral vision. In 2019, no big deal. There HAS to be some sort of technology coming along the way that can help you see better if you lose an eye. A robot eye or what not. But besides all that, wearing an eye patch looks so awesome. Theres an air of mystery when a guy wears an eye patch. Sure you’ll look like a villain no matter what the situation, but a suave villain. And that already is better than i look, just a regular joe.

Much Like Boxing Twitter, Jurassic World Dinosaur Twitter Is Quick To Tell You Whats Right Or Wrong About What Isn’t A Dinosaur

Look at all these people.

When there’s a big boxing match that happens on twitter, you’re quick to know because all you’ll see on the time line is people who score the fight and give their input on how so and so should’ve won if he had just did this or that. Amazing. Everyone all of a sudden becomes Freddie Roach and telling fighters to work the body via the Twitter machine even though they wont see their tweets because a.) Their hands are taped up and physically cant use the cellular smart phone device and b.) because they don’t care what you have to say because 99% of the world knows you’ve never been in a fight before that lasted more than 3 punches from an older sibling.

Do you think I’m gonna accept dinosaur knowledge from these people? Fuck no. Have they ever been a part of a archeological dig? Doubt it. Why do these people gotta be like that. Anyone one who’s old enough to engage on twitter should have the mental capacity to realize that a Hollywood movie franchise who’s name is already based in fiction, does not care about accuracy about whether or not a CGI creature in their Hollywood blockbuster is in fact a specific species. Any Paleontologist, a person who studies fossils etc anyone in that field that is around 30 years old grew up and probably watched Jurassic World and it affected them to the point where they decided to pay thousands to get an education about dead things and to dig in dirt and they did it calling them all dinosaurs growing up. Its a kids movie. If it grabs their imagination to the point where they learn the In’s and Out’s of different eras and what technically is a dinosaur bird then fine, but I don’t for a second believe any of these people are dino scientist. Everyone being so clever thinking their smart knowing whats a dinosaur or not. Well guess what, its a very old bird that should be extinct. Yea I get it a Dinosaur is a specific thing but guess what? It’s now just a term for something thats old as shit or extinct. People actually getting mad about this shit is WILD. Its a twitter. Its things that are dead. The correct terminology only matters to people who study dinosaurs and if you think any of those people take credence into anything the @JurassicWorld twitter has to say, you’re crazy.

No Alfonso. You see, its a twitter account used for Marketing. This guy essentially thinks you need a paleontologist to run a twitter account to marketing a Hollywood Franchise meant for kids and young adults. Not necessarily for Paleontologist. Not NOT for Paleontologist, just not meant for people who take Paleontology very seriously id imagine. Think of Dinosaur as a marketing term at this point for any old shit that became extinct before human civilization. Get over it and just let the word dinosaur be.

Sidenote- This guy gets a pass maybe but come on. Just let kids call them dinosaurs.

All The London Eels Have A Major Coke Problem…Also They’re Getting Pee’d On

New York Post Londoners are taking so much cocaine that it has seeped into the city’s famous River Thames, new research by King’s College London has discovered, prompting concerns over what it is doing to the river’s wildlife.
A team of scientists at the university studied wastewater that’s entering into the Thames from nearby sewers during storms and found easily detectable traces of the class A drug within 24 hours of the overflow, the Independent reports.
“Increases in caffeine, cocaine and benzoylecgonine [a metabolite] were observed 24 hours after sewer overflow events,” King’s College London researchers said in a paper that detailed their findings, according to the Evening Standard.
Compared to other major cities, the level of cocaine entering London’s water system — likely through users’ urine — is much higher, stoking fears that it may be affecting the eels that live in the Thames. “Drugs which affect us will almost always affect all animal life, and invertebrates a little bit more because their biochemistry is much more sensitive,” Robson explained. “Essentially everything in the water will be affected by drugs like these. A lot of the triggers and the ways that cocaine affects the system is really primal.” The cocaine problem plaguing eels has been discussed before.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MmZexg8sxyk

 

Good lord I didn’t know British Eels got it like that. If I had to pick an aquatic marine life it would be eels that like to party. City Eels too, not salt water eels. Ocean eels are workers. But these City Eels hanging out in the popular spot. The River Thames just squirming and wiggling around dancing, bump a key, stay movin and groovin. We all got our vices. I’m not tryina control them. It might not be my thing but I’m not gonna tell them how they should live their life. But with the sensitive nature of drug use, you gotta understand when a casual party drug is turning to a problem that’s gonna really fuck up your life down the road. Listen we all went to college, us and these eels alike, but when you got cocaine pretty much flowing through your gills every second 24/7 its probably that point where its becoming a problem. Now am I a doctor or a scientist that can tell how much cocaine is flowing in the rivers? Nah, but Id imagine its almost like when they dye the river in Chicago for St. Patricks day.

I mean that would be such an irresponsible amount of drug use right there but how else are all these Eels getting tweaked out? The fun’s gotta stop eventually. It’s not a party if it happens every night and eventually you gotta look around and see how its affecting your own neighborhood. I hope for the better that these eels get it under control eventually.

Also its coming from British people’s piss so they’re getting pee’d on an coked up. Imagine getting a golden shower that dials you up to 11. Not great

Having To Pay 4k for Anal is OUTRAGEOUS…. Especially When You’re The One Receiving

Syracuse, NY — Syracuse police, a city court judge and St. Joseph’s Hospital Health Center worked together last year to conduct a highly unusual drug search.

They collaborated to sedate a suspect and thread an 8-inch flexible tube into his rectum in a search for illegal drugs. The suspect, who police said had taunted them that he’d hidden drugs there, refused consent for the procedure.

At least two doctors resisted the police request. An X-ray already had indicated no drugs. They saw no medical need to perform an invasive procedure on someone against his will.

The notes from police and doctors suggest some tension, a standoff. At one point, eight police officers were at the hospital. A doctor remembers telling officers: “We would not be doing that.”

The hospital’s top lawyer got pulled in. He talked with the judge who signed the search warrant, which was written by police and signed at the judge’s home.

When they were done, the hospital lawyer overruled its doctors. The lawyer told his doctors that a search warrant required the doctors to use “any means” to retrieve the drugs, records show.

So St. Joe’s medical staff knocked out the suspect and performed the sigmoidoscopy, in search of evidence of a misdemeanor or low-level felony charge, records show.

The idea of a government-ordered medical procedure for such a common offense surprised defense lawyers here and national experts in medical and legal ethics.

“It’s crazy. It’s over the top, by far,” said Hermann Walz, a longtime criminal attorney and professor at John Jay College of Criminal Justice. “You’re looking for marijuana and cocaine? It’s extreme. If they wanted to cut him open and look at his stomach, that would be OK, too?”

Critics say the cops, the judge and hospital may have violated the civil rights of the suspect, subjected him to medical risk, and exposed the city and the hospital to a lawsuit.

“The whole thing is cuckoo nuts to me,” said the suspect’s defense lawyer, Charles Keller. “What country are we living in?”

So, was it worth the risk? The X-ray was right. The scope found no drugs.

And when they were done, St. Joe’s sent the suspect a bill for $4,595.12.

4.6 K for anal. Unreal.

I know cops can be liars but I’m just taking this story for its word and if they guy said he hid drugs up his ass then to me he said he hid drugs up his ass until I hear otherwise. But that’s just crazy. I don’t know the steps that proceeded but I imagine he was taken in cuffs and next thing you know he’s blacked out with one of those SWAT light cameras in your asshole searching around for hidden treasure all for nothing. Was this a diversion tactic maybe? Spend the time searching in the asshole when its really hidden in the car bumper? And an 8 incher too? That’s impressive. Sometimes I think Drug dealers and those of that ilk are just scumbags that are good for nothing and then I think about the degrading things they have to go through in their line of work and the resilience it requires just to put food on their table and then I remember i don’t have to do that.  I mean how many criminals have had to stash drugs up their ass before? You see it all the time in movies I think. Cops still asking to squat and cough right? It’s a ballsy move of this guy for whatever reason. Maybe he was fucked in the head and thought he stashed his drugs up his rectum. Maybe he just got his jollies off getting his b-hole touches and probed. What i can guarantee is no matter if you like the feeling or not, if you got your poop shoot messed with either intentional for pleasure or against your will, it is ABSURD to be charged over FOUR THOUSAND DOLLARS for it.

Was Live Free Or Die Hard A Forgotten Movie? This Guy Inadvertently Pulled A John McClane At The Wheel

 

What a poignant time for this guy to fall asleep at the wheel and launching his car into mid air. See as everyone on the internet will tell you, no in fact, they’ll scream at you saying Die Hard is a Christmas movie. Do i think people will actually watch Die Hard for Christmas? Nah, They’ll probably not watch anything for Christmas unless its on Netflix but because we live in the internet age we can rehash takes and type in all caps that Christmas movies include x and y movie and Die Hard. But none of that is here nor is it there. Watch what you want. My slight concern is that when this guy fell asleep at the wheel and sparked a good internet video, people seemed to have forgotten that John McClane already did this stunt.

In the grand scheme of things its WILD that the act of jettisoning your car in mid air just automatically gets attached to the Dukes of Hazzard. Listen I get it, it was the first to do it big. But there have been many of jumps that top that. I mean 2 Fast 2 Furious when Brian O’Conner jumps a Nissan Skyline R-34 off a draw bridge? Classic. When Brian O’Conner crash drives his Subaru out of a mountain cliff from a drug runner tunnel in the Fast and the Furious 5? Classic. When Brian O’Conner and Dominic Toretto Drive a million dollar Lykan HyperSport from one Dubai mega Skyscraper from one building into another, and into another one after that? Classic. Id argue, that just with the hilarious cast of characters, the Road Trip jump that Bob Hope could’ve made should get more recognition. But nope it all comes back to the Dukes of Hazzard. Strange considering we saw this same move in Live Free or Die Hard.

Do people remember this movie? I mean it almost never gets talked about when people talk about Die Hard. People only talk about Die Hard 1 it feels like. I like Die Hard 1 but Live Free or Die Hard is my number 2 and I’m almost too scared to ask if people think I’m crazy for that. I mean its the holiday season, I don’t want to get yelled at for my die hard/Christmas/stunt driving takes. But as I watched that driver fall asleep at the wheel and literally throw his life in gods hand I couldn’t help but think that’s almost exactly what happened in Live Free or Die Hard, yet all the comments I saw were about Dukes of Hazzard, a movie/TV show that I admittedly haven’t seen because I’m not old as fuck. That’s on me.

All this being said I give this Slovakian driver stunt a 6/10.

-Lacked originality

-Clipped the wall a bit

-Not sure if it cleared the landing

-Didn’t take out an assault helicopter with armed terrorist while on fire.

I Don’t Want To Bring Up 2nd Amendment Rights, But Dan Bilzarian Celebrating His Armenian Citizenship By Launching A Bazooka Is Kinda Awesome

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The Blast – Dan Bilzerian was so excited about his new citizenship that he celebrated with a party popper in the form of a gigantic bazooka.
The Instagram party boy just received his citizenship in Armenia, along with his brother Adam. The head of the Aremnian visa and passport office, Mnatsakan Bichakhchyan confirmed that “Dan and Adam Bilzerian brothers are participating in the oath ceremony on the occasion of receiving an Armenian citizenship.”
Bilzerian also reportedly signed up for military service, which is required of all male Armenian citizens.
To celebrate, he went out into the desert and fired off some heavy artillery, including a machine gun and a bazooka.

This might be the most stereotypical american thing but that does not mean its not awesome. Not even just American. I mean clearly its pretty Armenian and i have a hint of suspicion that Russians can celebrate in a similar fashion. Just a guy thing to do. Sure we’re born with our citizen ship but we need something better for when you become 18.  We need more of instant gratification thing to commemorate the passing of your childhood years into your adult years. We buy lotto tickets, probably wont win. Buy a pack of cigarettes, I dont smoke. Go to a Strip Club, cant/shouldn’t try to have sex with the strippers. But if I get the chance to fire a Bazooka as a rights of passage and blow up something and feel that immediate rush of adrenaline knowing you caused the destruction of something with such explosive power? Well thats just awesome. That’s something that I can get behind. Just as a choice. If you don’t like firearms, i would never want to put you through the pressure of firing a rocket launcher, but if you do want to do it and you just so happen to turn 18 or something, you should absolutely have the chance to do that fireing it off into a heep of rubble or something cause that’s just fucking awesome.