NYDN- A Wisconsin woman has been charged after she reportedly crushed up dog food and sold it as heroin.
Megan Meyer, 22, allegedly sold the substance, as well as an aspirin she claimed was painkiller Percocet, to a police informant last month.
A criminal complaint indicated Meyer met with a police informant on Nov. 18 and handed over the suspicious substances, Fox 6 News reported.
In turn, the informant gave police a Ziploc bag that included “a folded-up piece of aluminum foil and a yellow round pill with no visible markings.”
Tests of the substances turned up negative results, according to court documents.
When police asked Meyer if she ever sold drugs, she answered that she had “sold some fake stuff” to a man in November.
She told officers she was mad at the man because he had stolen a car seat from her, reported WESH.com.
Charges have been filed against Meyer for selling imitation controlled substances as well as bail jumping.
The bail jumping charges were the result of a deferred conviction agreement on two forgery charges approved in October.
Meyer could face more than 15 years in prison if convicted of the charges.

I feel like such a god damn square right now for not knowing what heroin looked like off the bat. When i read the headline at first i thought this chick opened a can of Alpo dog food and assumed that’s what heroin looked like. I don’t know i figured they could just main line the gravy sauce into them and the druggie wouldn’t be any the wiser. Guess I was wrong.

But that’s not the main point. The thing i want to bring up here is that its kinda bullshit that you can go serve up to 15 years for fake drugs right? I mean yea she might’ve called it heroin but all she was selling was dog food. Pet Supermarket moves dog food by the tons and yet Megan Myers over here can get 15 years possibly for it? kinda messed up right? If the guy chooses to treat it like heroin and injects it in between his knuckles then thats his own problem. Caveat Emptor. Let the buyer beware that its not actually heroin and is only just crushed up kibbles and bits. Are we really gonna let a druggy win in court over basic rules of commerce? Fuck that. Let Megan go and for christ sakes someone get back her stolen car seat from the guy.

(NEWSER) – A North Carolina teenager died one of the most horrific workplace deaths imaginable on his first day on the job. Mason Cox, 19, died on Saturday after being pulled feet-first into a wood chipper, police in Kings Mountain say.WSOC reports that co-workers who had been cutting down trees in a yard were so distressed by the sight of Cox’s body that they ran around ripping off their gloves and hats, causing neighbors to think that they were being attacked by bees. Police say John Crawford (some sources have him listed as Jon Crawford), the owner of Crawford’s Tree and Stump Grinding Service, was hospitalized after having a heart attack at the scene, the station reports.

Officials tell WRAL that Cox apparently became caught in the machine when he tried to kick a tree limb inside and his clothing snagged. Crawford, who has temporarily shut down the business, says Cox had been assigned a task considered safe for a beginner. “I’ve been in the business for 26 years. I’ve had one other accident where a person was injured. Mason Cox was working side by side with two experienced employees,” he tells WBTV, adding that he is grief-stricken over the incident. “I have not slept. I am sick from it,” he says. “I would trade places with that child right now.” Cox’s mother says she started screaming when she discovered how he died. “I loved him very much and I’m going to miss him very much,” she tells WBTV.

Brutal first day on the job for Mason, huh? Happens to the best of us really. Come in on the first day not making any friends, too scared to ask your boss to do anything and try to make it as long as you can before asking questions and looking like a fuck up but trying the best you can to make it till you clock out. I remember a friend of mine on their first day accidentally deleted the entire days record because he had no idea what the fuck to do and didn’t want to annoy people. Boom, all that money on the books just got cooked. Another friend of mine came in the first day hung over and dropped an entire pallet of milk because he was too much of a man to ask how to use the fork lift and tried to mop that shit up all before his managers lunch break ended. You know what that is? Its pride. Hubris beyond a reasonable level. Was it an idiot move to jam your foot down a wood chipper because a tree branch was stuck in it? Was it dumb to jam around fork lift controls like its a n64 controller? Yes. But at the end of the day theres a level of respect from me to know this kid had the balls to not show any signs of being a pussy and unsure of himself. He took a shot, and it obliterated him. RIP Mason, I’ll let the world know you didn’t go out a pussy, just, pride got the best of you.