Monthly Archives: November 2021

I Would Cook The Shit Out Of Food Every Week In This Spot Just To Spite This Old Hag

I hate using the term “Karen”. Once things make it into the internet lexicon things lose its value a bit. It just becomes another Karen video in the vast sea of the internet of Karen videos. I don’t post about it often (because i haven’t blogged in years because i work full time all day). But this one just caught my eye. Here we just have 2 casual Cali bros doing a nice catch and cook. Nothing better than the freshest lobster cooked into a delicious lobster roll. I wasn’t even gonna blog it at first, just share it around my friend group saying “look at this cunt!” But i couldn’t believe it when i saw this old hag of a Cali granny disrespect the ocean and just grab the cutting board full of hand picked lobster and trash it on the ground. Call 911 all you want lady, I doubt they’d waste their time on it, but don’t just take fucking fresh lobster and trash it like that.

No chance this would fly in Florida right? Like if i get a spiny lobster and cook it on the side of A1A the outcome is either a friendly union on sharing food freshly caught from the sea or like the radical end of the spectrum of things where the lady gets a spear gun through her leg. I wish these Cali Bros weren’t so fucking casual and nice. I’m not saying I would chase her down and threaten her life or anything, but the second she reached in my car maybe give her a quick shoulder check. Nothing severe, just like a Tony Corrente bump. Buzz her side and throw her off kilter and then throw the penalty flag with my face in a lobster roll for reaching in my car.

Does The Jaguar CEO Look Comfortable Being Carried On The Shoulders Of Wyclef Jean Like He’s His Girlfriend At A Concert?

I’ve at times considered this dreamy lovey dovey scenario. Me and my girl friend at some point go to some 80’s cover band concert in the park. She’s a little short so I’ll let her ride my shoulders as we vibe out. They’re playing Your Love by The Outfield maybe Keep On Loving You by REO Speedwagon. I look up and we’re both singing the words to the songs and we’re both smiling happy.

I know at some point here the CEO of jaguar was happy. Who can’t be happy in that moment? That’s the power of music, when it hits you feel no pain. Now the second he realized people were recording how absurd of a scenario it was for a 60 year old CEO to be on the shoulders of Wyclef Jean grooving out to Your Love by The Outfield that’s where things go awry. Next thing you know its like Wyclef giving you a front facing power bomb and the night is ruined.

Train Travel Is Missing At Least 20 years Of Innovation.

I absolutely understand what Daniella was going for here. Traveling is already such a hassle that many times you’d forgo an hour or 2 for convenience sake. Having the idea of going to an Airport to deal with TSA to deal with possible delays and then you gotta go from the airport to the hotel. Its all a hassle but maybe the idea of trains seems simple. It’s low cost, hop on – hop off, and you’re already on the ground so you can just pull up an uber. Being from South Florida I would constantly hear people from the north taking a train from NYC to Boston or just in general in the northeast corridor. I always pictured it being like the Harry Potter train where i would meet cool like minded peers and we can order snacks off the cart that comes around the guy would be nice and tip his hat. I was wrong.

See the one time i went train travel here in Florida was from Orlando to my home in South Florida. What an abysmal time that was. Now to be fair these first few parts took place on a Greyhound bus, but still, If you’re a college aged student without a car looking to travel home, you need a low cost option and this was all part of that experience. Well first off i get to the bus stop, we had to hop on a bus to some random ass city that actually put us further distance from Orlando to South Florida. Next thing you know in this some what spacious bus, this old guy decides to sit next to me. He’s an old built muscular dude with glasses wearing a black tank top and jeans and apparently both knees blown out because he had 2 knee braces on. And not just like the neoprene sleeve knee braces, I’m talking about those metal/abs industrial plastic ones like batman uses after years of kicking ass with absolutely no cartilage in between his joints.

Soon after his quick backstory of how he’s traveling to get double knee surgery, we make it to the actual train stop. Awesome, figured you know what’s probably great about trains is its on a track with no traffic to deal with – Wrong. We didn’t even start the train for 45 minutes because they were waiting for the train ahead of us to move cause apparently there was a station like 10 minutes away and it needed to stop there. 10 minutes south. Why didn’t the bus just drop us off there? I’m not a logistics guy so what ever. Once this thing picks up speed we’re gonna make it down in no time. Got the head phones in, the bionic knee man sat in the middle away from me where air wasn’t blowing as hard, I get comfy. After a cool 2 hours, i wake up and look outside and all i see is a guy in a yellow vest shaking his head. Apparently we hit a deer too, caused one of the engines to fail. One of the engines, you say? This beast of a machine has TWO engines apparently, however, it doesn’t matter because they cant operate independently. Never found out what the point of that was. What i did find out was that it took another hour to unload one engine and attach another. Normally by car it takes roughly 3 and a half hours to go from Orlando to Broward County. This trip took 9 hours lol.

What I’ve come to realize is the discounted cost of traveling via train and bus definitely hampered the money going back into the development of better train and train technology. But It’s still an industry and one, here in Florida, we’re always hearing about get developed more and more to try to connect the major college towns and make them all accessible for regular travel. Brightline was suppose to be a thing where families from down here can shoot up and spend the day at Disney or can train travel to Gainesville to watch UF play Georgia. A way where families can spend money on the infrastructure so we can all make Florida better. My guess is there are a lot of people with warrants out for their arrest, and the people traveling via bus or train definitely travel like this to avoid airport security cause i don’t remember a lick of security at the stations, further more i remember another time i rode the Greyhound home, there was a guy going around the bus asking if anyone wants to join him in the men’s room at the next bus stop to snort some crushed up pills. That experience was actually nice because it was at night and a handful of them got off at the stop and never got back on the bus so it was a pretty peaceful 5 hour bus ride.

I really wish we had the middle ground between car and plane. Realistically if i want to go to Orlando, its 3 and a half hours, gas, etc, but have my car, or flying for like probably under a hundred bucks in 30 minutes but have to get to the airport, either uber everywhere go through security and that whole rigamarole. If i can park my car at a train stop for free, sit on a train for 2 hours while i nap, and get off and can uber where ever I’m going, that would be the sweet spot. But here i thought all these problems happened to trains in Florida when this shit is just train travel all over. If i thought we were 20 years behind, its probably closer to 30 to 35 years behind innovation now seeing that people deal with this shit in the north east as well.

At Some Point They Should Teach Being An Onlyfans Model in Business Schools

What do you get the woman who has everything? A Times Square billboard featuring her own face, of course.
Atlanta-based model Moriah Mills says she was left stunned when her “sugar daddy” gifted her the gigantic digital display for her 28th birthday last month.

“Seeing my face up there in bright lights was the most thrilling thing,” Mills said of the 100-by-80 foot billboard, which was set up on the corner of West 48th Street from Oct. 11 to Oct. 17.
“I looked stunning…It made me feel like a star and it’s totally what I deserve.”
Times Square pedestrians certainly copped an eyeful of Mills, as the billboard photo featured the model showing off her ample cleavage in a skimpy crop top.
Mills did not divulge how much the extravagant birthday gift cost, but industry outlet Indeed claims a rotating Times Square billboard can cost upwards of $22,000 for two weeks.

“He’s not a boyfriend in the traditional sense but someone who I treat amazing and he treats me great in return.” The billboard isn’t the only extravagant present that the man has given Mills. “I’m so lucky, he gives me cash and other nice gifts all the time,” she explained. “He’ll often fly me out for dinner wherever he is working and we always stay in touch through text.” “I give him my time and genuine affection, he doesn’t ask for anything and sometimes I feel bad but he tells me he’s there to spoil me only and make me feel like a princess,” the model added. Mills certainly isn’t short of money herself, recently revealing she makes a whopping $300,000 a month on OnlyFans.

Here I am working a regular ass job, trying to blog more to try to shift career to something i can do online and i have my pops bending my ear constantly about how I really need to look into investing in real estate. Thats all he talks about. “Buy this and you calculate the mortgage and something something 4%. You make the renters finance your mortgage. House values double in 20 years blah blah blah.” You ask him, he wants me to invest in real estate. I ask a stock guy, he tells me I should do Stocks. Ask a crypto guy, they’re gonna tell me go crypto. But here’s the thing, no matter what we’re all gonna be chumps unless you’re a banging Onlyfans model. Incels might despise her but id imagine there has to be a finance incel out there that realize she has a pretty sweet deal from a business stand point. All the flights paid for. Extravagant dinners paid for. Bringing in 300k a month! And now the precedent has been set where they don’t need to pay for advertising. I’m trying to save up enough money to buy a house, rent it out so renters can help finance a mortgage a thousand bucks at a time over 20 years, and this lady just got a guy to drop 20k to promote her in one of the most densely populated areas in America known for advertising.

I understand flying a girl out to provide affection and comfort. I even get wanting to spoil a girl a bit financially. At some point, though, I would let them handle their business side or handle their own personal assets. Now, though, if I’m viewing the landscape of business and success and if I’ve gotten compliments all my life about my looks, there’s no reason not to push for more. A billboard to advertise you was one thing. It wouldn’t shock me if we get a story in another 5 years of an OnlyFans model who has a sugar daddy that gifted her like a percentage in commercial real estate. “Oh my god baby, that’s so sweet of you to give me a mutual fund account!” “Hey sugar daddy, you know the Etherium coins you gave me? We’ll they’ve tripled in value!” “Whats that honey? You want to fly me out to celebrate your business going public and you’re gonna give me a few shares from the IPO? I’d love to do that for you babe.” What a life.

I Thought This Mouse’s Dick Was Eating A Strawberry

Plot Twist: Her penis was actually her baby because this is actually a female and not a mouse, but a marsupial called a Potoroo. Before knowing all of that I still found it adorable.