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UCF Looses To FIU In First Game At Home, Lets Turn To Social Media To See How The Fans Took It

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Going scoreless in the 2nd half culminating in a blocked FG attempt is not the nicest way to open up the season but gauging from UCF’s Yeti account it doesnt seem like it didn’t get all the spirits down……IMG_1379

No Bra Sideboob FTW

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Empty out your trashcan and get ready to sleep there every weekend

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Um Okay…..I guess im kind of a big square for not doing coke.

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So outta no where ASU jumped to the top of the leader board on Yeti and Knights just wont tolerate that shit. Already took a loss to FIU, Not going to bend over to ASU now too. Titties, drugs, ancient japanese rituals. Whatever it takes to stay on top. #GoKnights

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Nice pair. Not too saggy, very shapely. With that tongue emoji was my penis but whatevs

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My guess is brazilian. either way, i want to touch it.

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Id be lucky if either one of them raped me.

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Gotta power through it bro.

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I think thats a perfect pushup in the back ground.

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Hey ASU Are you picking up any homeless drunks on the top of your car? didnt think so.

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(eggplant emoji+squirting water emoji+Cool guy sunglasses emoji)

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Bet the gas prices are like a million dollars a gallon in Tempe. Obama keeps it real for us here in the 407

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Firm

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Probably would be more if we actually won

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We dont hate here at the Ugly Orange or UCF. Couple Gay bros just doing the damn thing for the yeti. P.s- I haven’t seen a volcom shirt since 2010. clean it up gay guy.

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Dips on the one one with no pants on.

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Dips on the one in the jersey

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This was a video, bitch was just standing there with stiff hips.

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That ass is super tight in those jeans **ginuwine voice** and who the fuck is Magic man? how about a #SpecialThanksToEdLeeForBloggingMyAss

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She’s resplendent

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Like i said, resplendent

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I have no idea what that Tattoo is but it could be a picture of my dead body for all i care and i would still think its hot

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Word.

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Clean it up

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Was starting to think UCF was all coke fiends but good to know people fall back on the normal everyday weed.

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#Jello

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Tight

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Is Fun coupon slang for coke?

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This ass belongs to the titties above.

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Word

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Welp that didn’t work out

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Go knights!

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Poor guy probably soldiered all her could.

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#chocolate

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TOFTG

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If it helps, A chick kinda helps her to her room because we’re not about #RapeCulture

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Perfect

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Refuel at chipotle

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(Eggplant emoji+Squirt emoji+Sad face emoji because i definitely cam from just looking at that body.

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See Above comment ^^

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#preach

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Medical bills to prove how hard you go.

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Carpe diem

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In braod daylight too.

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(100 emoji)

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chicks dig scars

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Boom. And there you have it. Just part one of the first college football weekend. Fuck FSU, Fuck FIU, Fuck ASU. Go knights!

 

Local Florida Adult Star Kayla Kupcake Gave The Judge A Nice Flash Of The Titties When She Was In Court.

BROWARD COUNTY, Fla. - A woman claiming she had been mistreated in jail flashed a judge Thursday in a Broward courtroom. Susan Marie Surrette, who had been arrested on a disorderly intoxication charge, wanted to show the judge her injuries. Judge John Hurley was presiding over the case. The questions are typical, but the encounter was not. "I work," Surrette said. "What do you do for work?" Hurley asked. "I work as a hair dresser," she said. But that's just one the things Surrette does. She then told the judge about her other job. WATCH: Susan Marie Surrette's full court appearance "Kayla Kupcakes. I'm an escort, too," Surrette said. Surrette has a website to prove it. She calls herself Kayla Kupcakes and advertises that she's a porn star, escort and private dancer with a knack for some fetishes. Surrette then started complaining about police brutality and said she has the evidence to prove it. "I've been beaten up by police. And also this too," Surrette said, showing the judge her breasts. "Oh, my Lord," Hurley said. After flashing the judge, Surrette told Hurley she has medical condition. "She's somebody that needs help," Surrette's attorney said. "She's not going to get the help that she needs at the jail." The judge set Surrette's bond at $100 and ordered that she under a medical evaluation.

BROWARD COUNTY, Fla. –
A woman claiming she had been mistreated in jail flashed a judge Thursday in a Broward courtroom.
Susan Marie Surrette, who had been arrested on a disorderly intoxication charge, wanted to show the judge her injuries.
Judge John Hurley was presiding over the case. The questions are typical, but the encounter was not.
“I work,” Surrette said.
“What do you do for work?” Hurley asked.
“I work as a hair dresser,” she said.
But that’s just one the things Surrette does. She then told the judge about her other job.
WATCH: Susan Marie Surrette’s full court appearance
“Kayla Kupcakes. I’m an escort, too,” Surrette said.
Surrette has a website to prove it. She calls herself Kayla Kupcakes and advertises that she’s a porn star, escort and private dancer with a knack for some fetishes.
Surrette then started complaining about police brutality and said she has the evidence to prove it.
“I’ve been beaten up by police. And also this too,” Surrette said, showing the judge her breasts.
“Oh, my Lord,” Hurley said.
After flashing the judge, Surrette told Hurley she has medical condition.
“She’s somebody that needs help,” Surrette’s attorney said. “She’s not going to get the help that she needs at the jail.”
The judge set Surrette’s bond at $100 and ordered that she under a medical evaluation.

VIDEO IN LINK

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I see the move Kayla Kupcake tried to pull here. “Oh yea judge you never heard of me? Well let me give you a run down of who i am. The names Susan Marie Surrette aka Kayla Kupcake. 5’7 Blonde Im a 44DD and this is what im known for….”Screen Shot 2015-08-20 at 11.59.53 PM

Smart move trying to throw the judge off his kilter. I mean she’s practically offering the judge a chance to fuck her right there to get out of this silly misunderstanding about her drunken arrest. Give the little schpeel about being a hairdresser so you seem like a normal part of society, Dangle the carrot in front of the rabbit by telling the judge you’re an escort too and you make films in your bed room. Take the shot by flashing your 44DD all over open court under oath. Hook line and sinker. ┬áLove how she threw in she does fetish stuff too. Gotta cover all bases when you’re trying to fuck your way out of an arrest record.

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