Monthly Archives: September 2015

Never In History Has There Been A Guy Caught So Red Handed At Jerking off

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VIDEO LINK HERE IF YOU WANT TO WATCH A VIDEO OF A DUDE STROKING IT FOR 25 SECONDS AND HIM LYING ABOUT IT FOR ANOTHER 20 SECONDS.

Unbelievable. For a second I thought we were just gonna watch him jizz in his boxers and do the whole clean up crew detail before realizing there’s what sounds like a black man right in front of his face filming him beat his meat. Can’t blame him that much though. Those gas station jobs in the middle of the night get lonesome. One or two people probably come in once an hour when you’re working the grave yard shift and thanks to mobile devices and 4g LTE internet speeds you have the convenience of a virtually endless amount of porn in the palm of your hands. We’ve all had that moment where you’re brain shuts off and you’re scrolling through and when you find the perfect video you just zone in. Like you’re eyes have a ubiquitous gaze where you fix your eyes on the point where the dudes dick meets the chicks pussy no matter which angle you stare at it from. Its like looking at the Mona Lisa. Its hypnotic and you can’t break your eyes away from it until you jizz or some guy calls you out for jacking off at work.

This Drugged Up Vagrant Doesn’t Give A Fuck About This Cops Tasering.

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Published on Sep 4, 2015

I apologize for the angle of it . I NEVER would’ve expected it to escalate to that extent. Riverdale MD, Riverdale police handled this situation a lot better than other police would have in my opinion. Im amazed they didn’t shoot. **Backstory** : So about 4-8 mins before the police arrived , this man was inside the McDonalds located in Riverdale MD on Kenilwoth Ave. When I first noticed him, he was just talking to himself. After not paying attention to what he was saying, he began to bang on his table like if it were drums and was doing it a bit too loud. I had just assumed he was a person of special needs maybe and once agin, didn’t pay attention. He soon started punching his table like if it were a person and knew, he was becoming aggressive and an endangerment to the publics safety. My mom had asked an employee at this point if they had called the police and they had responded saying “yes, they’re en route.” He soon gets up and starts arguing with himself and acts like he wants to fight with someone who was in front of him and goes up against a wall and starts shouting. He takes off his shirt and starts walking around which endangers the public a lot more because we don’t know if he’s going to hurt someone because this man already seemed agitated. At this point he starts throwing chairs to the ground and slammed a wet floor sign to the ground and pushing chairs. McDonalds was pretty packed as well considering most people were getting out of work and school and there was quite a bit of children (including my 2 younger siblings) and a group of elderly people. When the police arrive, he was ordered on the ground and knew right there, to take out my phone and start recording. During the moment i had forgotten to turn my phone sideways which is why its at that angle so i do apologize for that. After he was detained, his legs were soon in cuffs and had a human muzzle it seemed like because he was still shouting and screaming. The ambulance arrived probably about 2 or 3 mins later after he was detained. He was then transported to a DC hospital. After all, he was tased 3 times, maced about 4 times, hit with the baton twice, tackled to the wall, and almost had his arm broken when being detained. Throughout the whole incident, this man showed NO sign of giving up and was resisting arrest. It seemed clear after being tased for the first time that this man WAS ON DRUGS. Most likely PCP. I commend the officers for stoping him before he could hurt someone and danger the public.

What’s the point of using and continually using a taser when you blast it at a bum and he just casually strolls around McDonalds with electricity coursing through his veins? Was theirs just broken? Is this man like Electro from Spider Man and just eats electricity for breakfast, lunch, and dinner? Honestly I think its just what happens when you’re that fine line of bum where you’ve slept on the streets enough times but haven’t just fully given up on life. Like he probably has a crappy den of a house but just shoots up on the streets to the point where the elements have numbed his nerves down so he can’t feel much physical pain. Obviously still has some meat on him, and not emaciated like a Holocaust victim. Like I said, that fine line of bum.  I mean the cop fired that thing point blank at him and he was still running around like a dog on a leash. That doesn’t work? Oh we’ll just wail on his leg with this nightstick while the tasers still running. Dude just scratches it off. They needed two freaking tasers and an ass kicking to kinda get him at least on the floor. They treated mace like it was hair spray and a little sting in his eyes. If it is just the drugs just fighting the pain then we need to modify that shit so that you’re not a crazy lunatic and just a drug that creates super soldiers that can take endless amounts of pain because thats whats going on for this guy.

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Love these 2 dudes just going at their food. Doesn’t matter if you’re white collar or blue collar. They just want nothing more than to get off work, enjoy their Bic Mac combo meal with a large fries maybe some McNuggets, and take in the live theater of watching a bum get arrested. Men of two different worlds, but men none the less who need their McDonalds.

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If I were in the drive through lane and saw this happen, I would ask the police officer if i could volunteer help by just running him over or just a nice strong love tap with the front bumper. It might be a cruel thing to do but you go through drive through to avoid the madness and judgement of others when you place an order large enough to feed a family all for yourself. Plus if im hungry than anyone in my path to satiation is fair game.

Shaved Head Shia LaBeouf Looks Like Pitbull

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What a wacky transformations Shia’s been through. Some guys go through a hip hop phase, some through an emo or punk phase but either way a majority of them end up becoming an adult relatively mature white guy. Shia’s been through some weird psycho leotard wearing rat tail rocking eccentric artist phase and now came out looking like a famous Miami latin rapper named Pitbull. Honestly thought when i saw it the photo was Mr. 305 shaved his goatee instead its just Louis Stevens going clean shaven. Throw a light goatee on him and have him yell “Dale!” and they’re unidentifiable.

Lady Has A Shit Fit When She Gets Green Peppers Instead Of Red Peppers

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Someone needs to knock this bitch off her tower. Look, I’ve worked in the restaurant biz for so long and seen so many god damn ridiculous things but the fact that this bitch is complaining because she got green peppers instead of red fucking peppers is by far the most ridiculous thing I have every seen or heard in my life. Teaching kids that the customer is right is one of the most asshole things in the planet. Teach your kids to take the world as it comes whether its green peppers instead of red. Suck it the fuck up and eat the stupid pepper you assholes. From what i gather they were getting kabobs? Who the fuck cares, the main thing is that is meat. If you’re children are so spoiled that they wont eat something because of its color then i hope they fucking choke on that shit. Literally hearing it come out of this ladies mouth that her kids dont eat anything green might be the most ridiculous things ever. I never wanted to hit a girl in the face. But if some female version of me is out there, i hope she cold clocks this bitch right in her face

The most embarrassing part though if the end. If you get into a yelling match with someone (even though the other party isn’t yelling) You lose all authority when you accidentally walk into a door because its a pull and not a push. Part of me wishes it was like a worldstar video where a billion black guys loose their shit laughing hysterically at this bitch cause she walks into the door at the end. The other side automatically wins.

Today In Science We Already Knew: Cats Suck And Don’t Need Humans

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Cats don't seem to attach to their owners the way dogs do Your cat doesn’t really need you, new study suggests. According to a new study published in PLOS One journal, cats show little to no separation anxiety when they’re away from their owners and if/when they decide to stick around their human, it’s because they really want to. Researchers studied the behavior of 20 cats after being placed in an unfamiliar location with their owner and with a stranger. The results suggest that our feline friends show little to no signs of distress when left alone in strange environments. “Although our cats were more vocal when the owner rather than the stranger left them with the other individual, we didn’t see any additional evidence to suggest that the bond between a cat and its owner is one of secure attachment,” researcher Daniel Mills, professor of Veterinary Behavioural Medicine at the University of Lincoln’s School of Life Sciences, told the Telegraph. Animal experts, however, say that this isn’t necessarily a bad thing. Cats don’t need humans to feel safe, and if they’re unhappy they have no qualms with walking out and not looking back. Therefore, when they feel comfortable enough to stay, they really mean it. The study, too, is small and highly interpretative. Cats display distress and emotion in a variety of different ways — so perhaps your cat is different.

Time-Cats don’t seem to attach to their owners the way dogs do
Your cat doesn’t really need you, new study suggests.
According to a new study published in PLOS One journal, cats show little to no separation anxiety when they’re away from their owners and if/when they decide to stick around their human, it’s because they really want to.
Researchers studied the behavior of 20 cats after being placed in an unfamiliar location with their owner and with a stranger. The results suggest that our feline friends show little to no signs of distress when left alone in strange environments.
“Although our cats were more vocal when the owner rather than the stranger left them with the other individual, we didn’t see any additional evidence to suggest that the bond between a cat and its owner is one of secure attachment,” researcher Daniel Mills, professor of Veterinary Behavioural Medicine at the University of Lincoln’s School of Life Sciences, told the Telegraph.
Animal experts, however, say that this isn’t necessarily a bad thing. Cats don’t need humans to feel safe, and if they’re unhappy they have no qualms with walking out and not looking back. Therefore, when they feel comfortable enough to stay, they really mean it.
The study, too, is small and highly interpretative. Cats display distress and emotion in a variety of different ways — so perhaps your cat is different.

Bonding. Thats the difference between Cats and Dogs. As we said earlier this week, Cats suck. They dont need affection and call me crazy but If i pay for an animal i kinda want it to show some affection thats real. Taking out the trash this morning i couldn’t leave the house for more than 20 feet before my buddy starting wondering where the fuck I went. Its okay buddy! Im gonna be back in 5 seconds! Not cats though. They just think they’re in charge and own shit. Taking dumps in boxes and shit not giving a fuck if you’re dead or alive. Cats are like cold bitches that are always annoying and selfish and just want what they want and then leave you. Just the worst. And again, it comes back to the cat people. Always so overly gross with affection for their “loving”cat always saying “isnt she precious!?!?!” No shes not and scientifically speaking she hates you. My dog, however, who looks cute and likes to huddle up to me and is playful and legit smiles at me and makes me feel like a better man when its thundering and he comes to me for security, thats love.

Iron Maiden Singer Got Tongue Cancer from Going Down On Chicks

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Eddie the Head must be proud. Iron Maiden Bruce Dickinson frontman says he may have gotten tongue cancer from performing oral sex on women — and rid himself of the illness only a few months ago. Speaking with Jim Norton on Opie Radio Tuesday, the British heavy metal singer said he believes his cancer came from the sexually transmitted human papillomavirus (HPV), which led to a golf-ball sized tumor on the base of his tongue. Dickinson, 57, didn’t specifically blame his cancer on cunnlingus, but the HPV virus is more likely to start in someone’s mouth if it's transmitted by oral sex. Dickinson mentioned Oscar-winning “Wall Street” actor Michael Douglas, who alluded to oral sex as a cause for his own case of throat cancer years ago but directly connected it to his tongue activities. Actor Michael Douglas mentioned oral sex as a cause of his throat cancer years ago, but never made a direct connection. ETIENNE LAURENT/EPA Actor Michael Douglas mentioned oral sex as a cause of his throat cancer years ago, but never made a direct connection. “Everybody went ‘Ha ha ha ha’ (about Douglas), but in actual fact, the thing about the HPV virus is people don’t know a great deal about it,” Dickinson said. “It comes and goes, it comes and goes. For some reason, and nobody knows why, in guys over 40 it can persist ... and it’s a cunning little beast.” Iron Maiden mascot Eddie the Head. YURI CORTEZ/AFP/GETTY IMAGES Iron Maiden mascot Eddie the Head. The singer for Iron Maiden — the legendary metal band that used the monster mascot Eddie the Head on most of its album covers — said he was given an all-clear in May and the cancer never affected his massive singing voice, although he’s “still healing up” after nine weeks of chemotherapy. HPV is the most common sexually transmitted infection in the United States, and nearly one-third of men Dickinson’s age are at a high risk of it, according to the Centers for Disease Control.

NYDN- Eddie the Head must be proud.
Iron Maiden Bruce Dickinson frontman says he may have gotten tongue cancer from performing oral sex on women — and rid himself of the illness only a few months ago.
Speaking with Jim Norton on Opie Radio Tuesday, the British heavy metal singer said he believes his cancer came from the sexually transmitted human papillomavirus (HPV), which led to a golf-ball sized tumor on the base of his tongue.
Dickinson, 57, didn’t specifically blame his cancer on cunnlingus, but the HPV virus is more likely to start in someone’s mouth if it’s transmitted by oral sex.
Dickinson mentioned Oscar-winning “Wall Street” actor Michael Douglas, who alluded to oral sex as a cause for his own case of throat cancer years ago but directly connected it to his tongue activities.
Actor Michael Douglas mentioned oral sex as a cause of his throat cancer years ago, but never made a direct connection.
Actor Michael Douglas mentioned oral sex as a cause of his throat cancer years ago, but never made a direct connection.
“Everybody went ‘Ha ha ha ha’ (about Douglas), but in actual fact, the thing about the HPV virus is people don’t know a great deal about it,” Dickinson said.
“It comes and goes, it comes and goes. For some reason, and nobody knows why, in guys over 40 it can persist … and it’s a cunning little beast.”
The singer for Iron Maiden — the legendary metal band that used the monster mascot Eddie the Head on most of its album covers — said he was given an all-clear in May and the cancer never affected his massive singing voice, although he’s “still healing up” after nine weeks of chemotherapy.
HPV is the most common sexually transmitted infection in the United States, and nearly one-third of men Dickinson’s age are at a high risk of it, according to the Centers for Disease Control.

This is becoming a god damn problem and i dont like it. Here we are trying to do everything we can for chicks trying to make sure girls cum at night even though its plaguing men over 40 in the form of god damn carcinogenic cancer lumps in their throat and tongues and shit. I mean aside from having an STD i don’t see chicks complaining that BJ’s are giving them cancer. Happened to Michael Douglass giving Catherine Z a Bj and now Bruce Dickinson. And its not like a simple pill that cures that shit. Dude took enough radiation and chemo for 13 full body lethal doses. Thats some violent ass cancer in the face just from eating chicks out. Dude also brings up an interesting point that Lesbians aren’t getting cancer from eating the kitty. What the hells up with that? Are lesbians just more incline to keep up to date with their HPV shots or something? Either way its bullshit. If the stereotype is that parents are divorced because women aren’t sexually satisfied from their husband well guess what, They have a reason now. Sure the excuse that she got ugly is very superficial, but the reason being that her pussy is giving me cancer is as legit as it gets.

I Dont Care If This Video Of a Bird Lip-syncing The Song Dilemma Is Fake Because Any Video With Nelly’s Dilemma Ft. Kelly Rowland Is An A+ In My Book

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“Blah blah blah its edited! its so fake! Its so edited!” If you’re that person, fuck you. Any video featuring a song from Nelly is like a hit and blog worthy, and any song from the era where he had a band-aid on his face was pure hot fire and if you don’t think so then you’re wrong and Dilemma happens to be like in the top 10. Somewhere in literature they’ll talk about Dilemma like its Shakespeare because what it is, is beautiful poetry. The tale of this fine black honey moving up the block in Nellyville but she got a man and a son tho-oh. Next thing you know they develop a love interest for each other but her man starts trippin about it but Nelly ain’t gon fight over no dame. Luckily, true love prevails when she comes through and sweeps Nelly up in her mans 2 seater because she just has pimp juice coursing through her brain and they just perpetually dance together through out the rest of time. One of the greatest love tales of all time.

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Now yea I know this post had nothing to do with the bird lip singing the “Ohhh” part in the song but thats kind of the point. Anytime Nelly works its way in a video it should go viral. At least just enough to make you go on youtube and listen to all of Nelly’s singles but lucky for you readers out there Im gonna provide that for you. Hit the music! E.I!

^^The trumpet guys playing Dilemma!^^

 

UCF Looses To FIU In First Game At Home, Lets Turn To Social Media To See How The Fans Took It

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Going scoreless in the 2nd half culminating in a blocked FG attempt is not the nicest way to open up the season but gauging from UCF’s Yeti account it doesnt seem like it didn’t get all the spirits down……IMG_1379

No Bra Sideboob FTW

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Empty out your trashcan and get ready to sleep there every weekend

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Um Okay…..I guess im kind of a big square for not doing coke.

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So outta no where ASU jumped to the top of the leader board on Yeti and Knights just wont tolerate that shit. Already took a loss to FIU, Not going to bend over to ASU now too. Titties, drugs, ancient japanese rituals. Whatever it takes to stay on top. #GoKnights

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Nice pair. Not too saggy, very shapely. With that tongue emoji was my penis but whatevs

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My guess is brazilian. either way, i want to touch it.

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Id be lucky if either one of them raped me.

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Gotta power through it bro.

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I think thats a perfect pushup in the back ground.

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Hey ASU Are you picking up any homeless drunks on the top of your car? didnt think so.

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(eggplant emoji+squirting water emoji+Cool guy sunglasses emoji)

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Bet the gas prices are like a million dollars a gallon in Tempe. Obama keeps it real for us here in the 407

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Firm

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Probably would be more if we actually won

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We dont hate here at the Ugly Orange or UCF. Couple Gay bros just doing the damn thing for the yeti. P.s- I haven’t seen a volcom shirt since 2010. clean it up gay guy.

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Dips on the one one with no pants on.

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Dips on the one in the jersey

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This was a video, bitch was just standing there with stiff hips.

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That ass is super tight in those jeans **ginuwine voice** and who the fuck is Magic man? how about a #SpecialThanksToEdLeeForBloggingMyAss

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She’s resplendent

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Like i said, resplendent

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I have no idea what that Tattoo is but it could be a picture of my dead body for all i care and i would still think its hot

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Word.

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Clean it up

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Was starting to think UCF was all coke fiends but good to know people fall back on the normal everyday weed.

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#Jello

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Tight

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Is Fun coupon slang for coke?

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This ass belongs to the titties above.

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Word

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Welp that didn’t work out

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Go knights!

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Poor guy probably soldiered all her could.

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#chocolate

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TOFTG

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If it helps, A chick kinda helps her to her room because we’re not about #RapeCulture

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Perfect

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Refuel at chipotle

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(Eggplant emoji+Squirt emoji+Sad face emoji because i definitely cam from just looking at that body.

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See Above comment ^^

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#preach

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Medical bills to prove how hard you go.

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Carpe diem

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In braod daylight too.

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(100 emoji)

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chicks dig scars

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Boom. And there you have it. Just part one of the first college football weekend. Fuck FSU, Fuck FIU, Fuck ASU. Go knights!

 

Am I Responsible For One Of The Biggest Stock Returns In The Past 9 Years?

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The meteoric rise of tech giants like Apple, Google, and Netflix has been well documented. And if you were going to make a list of the best investments over the past decade, those would no doubt immediately come to mind. Energy Drinks Simon Desmarais/FlickrMonster is a stock market monster. See Also How Monster Energy Became The Military's Favorite Beverage The Unsavory Story Behind Odwalla's Rise To Supermarket Staple Why Acquire The Whole Company When You Can Acquire Just Part Of The Company? But when Dadaviz analyst Alis Pitchkhadze actually looked at the data of best stock market investments over the past nine years, she found something strange. There were two companies at the top you might not expect. The first is Priceline.com, a website that helps users find discount rates for things like airline flights and hotels. Pitchkhadze found that an investment of $10,000 nine years ago would now be worth a shocking $465,150.92. That's a return of over 4,500%. The other company that rose above Google, Apple, and Netflix was Monster Beverage Corporation, maker of Monster energy drinks. The stock has ballooned to over 40 times its original value over the past nine years. And Monster is now actually the top-selling cold beverage in the Army & Air Force Exchange Service. Steve Jobs once allegedly lured former Apple CEO John Sculley away from Pepsi with the line: "Do you want to sell sugar water for the rest of your life or do you want to come with me and change the world?” Now it seems that over the past nine years, sugar water (with a bit of guarana) has beaten Apple's stock. Of course, that's not to say that Monster has changed the world in a more profound way than Apple. But it certainly has found a way to get investors insane returns.

Business Insider-  The meteoric rise of tech giants like Apple, Google, and Netflix has been well documented. And if you were going to make a list of the best investments over the past decade, those would no doubt immediately come to mind.
But when Dadaviz analyst Alis Pitchkhadze actually looked at the data of best stock market investments over the past nine years, she found something strange. There were two companies at the top you might not expect.
The first is Priceline.com, a website that helps users find discount rates for things like airline flights and hotels.
Pitchkhadze found that an investment of $10,000 nine years ago would now be worth a shocking $465,150.92. That’s a return of over 4,500%.
The other company that rose above Google, Apple, and Netflix was Monster Beverage Corporation, maker of Monster energy drinks. The stock has ballooned to over 40 times its original value over the past nine years. And Monster is now actually the top-selling cold beverage in the Army & Air Force Exchange Service.
Steve Jobs once allegedly lured former Apple CEO John Sculley away from Pepsi with the line: “Do you want to sell sugar water for the rest of your life or do you want to come with me and change the world?”
Now it seems that over the past nine years, sugar water (with a bit of guarana) has beaten Apple’s stock. Of course, that’s not to say that Monster has changed the world in a more profound way than Apple. But it certainly has found a way to get investors insane returns.

Everyone who’s known me for awhile knows im just key and picking things that’ll go big. It all started in like 7th grade. 2002, 12 year old Ed Lee just trying to make his place in High School. Well being Asian and my penchant for not wanting to buy any form of entertainment, I was good at making bootleg copies of things. CDs, DVDs, If i could get my hands on it, id flip it for money. I was like Red from Shawshank Redemption, I just got people things in prison High school. Anyways, when I wasn’t selling high profile items like fake rolex’s and bb guns, my bread and butter was mix tapes for 5 bucks a pop. Well one day this kid Bryan asked me to make him a mix tape, gave me a list and when i get home i put it all together but i specifically remember i put a song called “Through The Wire”. Next day Bryan comes up to me and ask “Yo what song was that on track number 13” and i tell him “Thats Kanye West Through the Wire.” Like 2 weeks later Kanye was blowing up and like signed to Rockafella and decided to put together College Dropout. Now he’s the god damn asshole running for presidency in 2020 not making a sense about a god damn thing. Incredible

Basically my point of that story was I discovered kanye and introduced him to the world South Florida. Same thing with Monster. You think Monster Energy was the conglomerate they are back 9 years ago? definitely not. But in 2008 a year after officially changing to Monster Energy full time i picked up a Monster Energy, gave it a swig and said to myself that that shit was gonna be big. Well fast forward to 2015 after boasting one of the best Monster Can collection, they make Apple stock look like Kodak after digital cameras came out. And Seriously how about monster energy not sponsoring me when i got arguable one of the best Monster Can Collections in all the Americas.https://instagram.com/p/qxl6NiMCfj/

Seriously I could’ve found a way to plug Monster into all of my blogs for you. “Fuck those drones, I wanna chug a Monster and punch a drone in its face” We coulda blown up together but they just never let me on on the fun. Just let it be known for all of you out there, Ed Lee’s seal of approval is worth like a billion dollars in 9 years probably. Monster Energy, Kanye West, I told my buddy Mike Posner was gonna blow up and he did kinda. I mean shit im pretty much single handedly keeping Blackberry afloat right now i think because im just that ride or die type of man with my companies. Brand loyalty beyond your wildest dreams.

Central Florida Firearms Manufacturer Spike’s Tactical Make Rifle With Bible Scripture Inscribed On It To Deter Usage from Muslim Terrorist. Dubbed The Tactical Crusader

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The AR-15 is listed as The Crusader Rifle on the manufacturer’s website, described as a “lightweight mid-length rifle,” built to be used for tactical applications or for competition. The words of Psalm 144:1—”Blessed be the Lord my Rock, who trains my hands for war, my fingers for battle”—are etched upon the right side of the gun’s lower, while a cross and shield are etched upon the left side.” Along the AR-15’s safety lever are the Latin words “Pax Pacis” (Peace), “Bellum” (War), and “Deus Vult” (God Wills It). Peace is the gun’s safe position while “War” is the gun’s fire position. According to WTSP 10 News, Spike’s Tactical spokesman Ben “Mookie” Thomas explained why the company decided to create the Crusader: Right now and as it has been for quite some time, one of the biggest threats in the world is and remains Islamic terrorism. We wanted to make sure we built a weapon that would never be able to be used by Muslim terrorists to kill innocent people or advance their radical agenda.

Breitbart– The AR-15 is listed as The Crusader Rifle on the manufacturer’s website, described as a “lightweight mid-length rifle,” built to be used for tactical applications or for competition. The words of Psalm 144:1—”Blessed be the Lord my Rock, who trains my hands for war, my fingers for battle”—are etched upon the right side of the gun’s lower, while a cross and shield are etched upon the left side.”
Along the AR-15’s safety lever are the Latin words “Pax Pacis” (Peace), “Bellum” (War), and “Deus Vult” (God Wills It). Peace is the gun’s safe position while “War” is the gun’s fire position.
According to WTSP 10 News, Spike’s Tactical spokesman Ben “Mookie” Thomas explained why the company decided to create the Crusader:
Right now and as it has been for quite some time, one of the biggest threats in the world is and remains Islamic terrorism. We wanted to make sure we built a weapon that would never be able to be used by Muslim terrorists to kill innocent people or advance their radical agenda.

***DISCLAIMER: Since guns and religion is a hot button issue, Im only writing this in regards of ISIS terrorist so dont hate me. But if you do please comment so my site statistics goes up….i guess i dont care that much.Whatever***

I’ll readily admit that i hate novelty things on firearms. I’m not some crazy gun nut, just more of a casual enthusiast but when I see novelty gun things it just screams marketing ploy to me. And thats fine because thats just business. But every time you walked into a shooting range for the past few years right at the counter they would sell those silly Hornady Zombie loads and Ruger with their Zombie slayer LCP. Its all just marketing hoopla. Same kinda goes with this.

That being said, i kinda just don’t care for this on the consumer lever. On the military level though, i sneaky kinda like it. I’ve been seeing news articles recently that ISIS soldiers have gotten a hold of US supply drops. Well fuck that. I wanna see the look of disgust and disappointment when they raid a drop point and look at all the bible scriptures that’ll just drive them ballistic. Its just a point of pride at this point. The same way a ton of old Vets never own an AK because they’re the guns of the terrorist, theres no chance ISIS members are gonna use the Crusader. So yea it might be a novelty marketing move by Spikes tactical, but If just one ISIS member finds an AR with bible verses or whatever on it and wont use it to kill anyone and it stops him for a bit, then i guess it served its purpose. Now when are we gonna discuss Mossberg putting in production Constantine’s Holy Shotgun? If you thought the Crusader had religious stopping power, this bad boy could make son of sam beg for mercy.

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