Going scoreless in the 2nd half culminating in a blocked FG attempt is not the nicest way to open up the season but gauging from UCF’s Yeti account it doesnt seem like it didn’t get all the spirits down……

No Bra Sideboob FTW

Empty out your trashcan and get ready to sleep there every weekend

Um Okay…..I guess im kind of a big square for not doing coke.

So outta no where ASU jumped to the top of the leader board on Yeti and Knights just wont tolerate that shit. Already took a loss to FIU, Not going to bend over to ASU now too. Titties, drugs, ancient japanese rituals. Whatever it takes to stay on top. #GoKnights

Nice pair. Not too saggy, very shapely. With that tongue emoji was my penis but whatevs

My guess is brazilian. either way, i want to touch it.

 

Id be lucky if either one of them raped me.

Gotta power through it bro.

I think thats a perfect pushup in the back ground.

Hey ASU Are you picking up any homeless drunks on the top of your car? didnt think so.

 

(eggplant emoji+squirting water emoji+Cool guy sunglasses emoji)

Bet the gas prices are like a million dollars a gallon in Tempe. Obama keeps it real for us here in the 407

Firm

Probably would be more if we actually won

We dont hate here at the Ugly Orange or UCF. Couple Gay bros just doing the damn thing for the yeti. P.s- I haven’t seen a volcom shirt since 2010. clean it up gay guy.

Dips on the one one with no pants on.

Dips on the one in the jersey

This was a video, bitch was just standing there with stiff hips.

That ass is super tight in those jeans **ginuwine voice** and who the fuck is Magic man? how about a #SpecialThanksToEdLeeForBloggingMyAss

She’s resplendent

Like i said, resplendent

I have no idea what that Tattoo is but it could be a picture of my dead body for all i care and i would still think its hot

Word.

Clean it up

Was starting to think UCF was all coke fiends but good to know people fall back on the normal everyday weed.

 

#Jello

Tight

Is Fun coupon slang for coke?

This ass belongs to the titties above.

Word

Welp that didn’t work out

Go knights!

Poor guy probably soldiered all her could.

 

 

#chocolate

TOFTG

If it helps, A chick kinda helps her to her room because we’re not about #RapeCulture

Perfect

Refuel at chipotle

(Eggplant emoji+Squirt emoji+Sad face emoji because i definitely cam from just looking at that body.

See Above comment ^^

#preach

Medical bills to prove how hard you go.

Carpe diem

In braod daylight too.

 

(100 emoji)

chicks dig scars

 

 

Boom. And there you have it. Just part one of the first college football weekend. Fuck FSU, Fuck FIU, Fuck ASU. Go knights!