NYDN- Eddie the Head must be proud. Iron Maiden Bruce Dickinson frontman says he may have gotten tongue cancer from performing oral sex on women — and rid himself of the illness only a few months ago. Speaking with Jim Norton on Opie Radio Tuesday, the British heavy metal singer said he believes his cancer came from the sexually transmitted human papillomavirus (HPV), which led to a golf-ball sized tumor on the base of his tongue. Dickinson, 57, didn’t specifically blame his cancer on cunnlingus, but the HPV virus is more likely to start in someone’s mouth if it’s transmitted by oral sex. Dickinson mentioned Oscar-winning “Wall Street” actor Michael Douglas, who alluded to oral sex as a cause for his own case of throat cancer years ago but directly connected it to his tongue activities. Actor Michael Douglas mentioned oral sex as a cause of his throat cancer years ago, but never made a direct connection. Actor Michael Douglas mentioned oral sex as a cause of his throat cancer years ago, but never made a direct connection. “Everybody went ‘Ha ha ha ha’ (about Douglas), but in actual fact, the thing about the HPV virus is people don’t know a great deal about it,” Dickinson said. “It comes and goes, it comes and goes. For some reason, and nobody knows why, in guys over 40 it can persist … and it’s a cunning little beast.” The singer for Iron Maiden — the legendary metal band that used the monster mascot Eddie the Head on most of its album covers — said he was given an all-clear in May and the cancer never affected his massive singing voice, although he’s “still healing up” after nine weeks of chemotherapy. HPV is the most common sexually transmitted infection in the United States, and nearly one-third of men Dickinson’s age are at a high risk of it, according to the Centers for Disease Control.
This is becoming a god damn problem and i dont like it. Here we are trying to do everything we can for chicks trying to make sure girls cum at night even though its plaguing men over 40 in the form of god damn carcinogenic cancer lumps in their throat and tongues and shit. I mean aside from having an STD i don’t see chicks complaining that BJ’s are giving them cancer. Happened to Michael Douglass giving Catherine Z a Bj and now Bruce Dickinson. And its not like a simple pill that cures that shit. Dude took enough radiation and chemo for 13 full body lethal doses. Thats some violent ass cancer in the face just from eating chicks out. Dude also brings up an interesting point that Lesbians aren’t getting cancer from eating the kitty. What the hells up with that? Are lesbians just more incline to keep up to date with their HPV shots or something? Either way its bullshit. If the stereotype is that parents are divorced because women aren’t sexually satisfied from their husband well guess what, They have a reason now. Sure the excuse that she got ugly is very superficial, but the reason being that her pussy is giving me cancer is as legit as it gets.
Source- A young man who was desperate to transform himself into Hollywood heartthrob Channing Tatum without ditching his ten cigarettes a day habit was left with a hole through his throat – from a tooth whitening kit. Jake Barrett, 22, almost died from a severe allergic reaction to the £65 Crest 1hr Express strips he had bough online. The young man from Rushton in Northamptonshire was left with a bulging sac of peroxide bleach under his tongue, which, had it burst, would have killed him. Her said: “The doctor told me that the sac that had formed was the size of a grape, and so delicate that any moment it could have leaked hydrogen peroxide down my throat. “If that had happened, I would have got peroxide poisoning and died.” Jake said he noticed the lump just 48 hours after applying the strips, but at first dismissed it. He said: “I wasn’t sure what the liquid was, or why it had formed, but I assumed I would be OK and that the penicillin I was taking for something else would treat that, too. He was rushed to Northampton Hospital for an emergency three-hour operation to drain the sac via a tube inserted through an incision in his chin. He also had one of his back teeth removed, because it had become infected with peroxide, and after ten days in hospital, was finally allowed home. Now, Jake, who smokes 10 cigarettes and drinks six coffees a day says he will avoid DIY beauty products, but will not give up his dreams of having a Hollywood smile. Last month he splashed out £100 for professional laser teeth-whitening at a local beauty salon. He said: “I’ve always admired Channing Tatum’s smile – it’s just gleaming. “DIY beauty treatments are a complete hazard – I had no idea what was in the products or how to use them properly and the consequence was terrifying. “Now, I feel lucky to be alive. “I’ve got my gleaming teeth – now I just need to work on my six-pack.” Crest’s parent company, Proctor and Gamble, have said they are aware of the incident and are investigating.
Hey Kid who desperately wants to look like Channing Tatum, you know what Channing Tatum doesnt have? A gaping hole in his throat. You should focus on the 6 pack, the height, the hair, the jaw line and the look of “o have almost nothing going on in my brain right now but want to slay tons of chicks and make funny movies”. Listen the dude slays it but his teeth arent even like a thing. I mean one google search of him and no picture pops up with his teeth showing.
Its actually quite baffling that none all of those photos dont have his teeth showing. But then again dude’s known for his body. Teeth are last of his worries because of hollywood life. All you need to do is get veneers. One quick fix. If you think hollywood actors are strolling through walgreens and getting a pack of white stripes like commoners pick up a pack of condoms you’re crazy. You wanna look like the hollywood actor then act like one. Hair products and movie abs. Veneers and raw dog pulling out = hollywood. And dont get chemically burned holes through your throat.