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I Dont Know If I Could Take A Teacher Seriously If Her Name Was Ms. Sprinkles….Also, She Had Sex With A Student

New York Post – A North Carolina teacher reportedly fled town when she learned on social media that she was charged for having sex with a student, according to officials.
Kayla Sprinkles, 26, was indicted by a grand jury on sexual assault charges June 4 after allegations surfaced that she was sexually involved with a student in the Cherokee County schools system, news station WPVI reported.
The Andrews High School teacher’s relationship with the student allegedly occurred from December 2016 to April 2017, according to the Clay County Progress.
Sprinkles fled the county after news of the indictment hit social media, authorities said. She ultimately turned herself in June 7 to the Mecklenburg County Detention Center, where she was released on $25,000 bond.
She is set to appear next in Cherokee County Superior Court on July 2.

That’s the golden age of social media for you. On one end of the spectrum it can help start a political revolution in the Middle East, on the other end of the spectrum, Its posting news articles saying there’s a warrant out for your arrest for sexually fucking a student. Tough break for the latter when you’re just scrolling through your Facebook judging all the people you grew up with in high school. Calling one girl a bitch, rolling your eyes at the other for bragging about their kid who’s “so wonderful.” Next thing you know you accidentally like a post about how cops are looking for a North Carolina teacher at Andrews High School in the Cherokee County school system who was sexually involved with a student, and that the teachers name is Kayla Sprinkles. Thats probably when it hit her that it was her they were looking for, and I would do the same move, just bolt. Run away from your problems until you throw up and realize you fuuuuccckkkeeeddd up.

But that’s neither here nor there. I’m not a jury of her peers, I’ll let the proper Law & Order take place on Sprinkles here.

Could you honestly take a teacher named Sprinkles seriously? I mean I don’t waaaannnt to judge someone based off their name, But can you imagine that growing up? Sitting in 5th grade math and raising your hand and saying “Ms. Sprinkles, may I use the restroom?” It sounds like you’re asking a cat for permission to take a piss, and that’s weird. It sucks on her end too. Trying to teach some discipline, catch some kids vandalizing school property and really laying down the law on them. “Sorry Ms. Sprinkles” **chuckle** snickering laughter** Chuckle**. All authority is compromised when your last name is some sort of confectionery dessert topping. Was she a fine teacher? Maybe. Did she have sex with a student? Definitely. All I’m saying is I don’t want to make any generalizations about her based off name alone but it’s hard to take her too serious with the last name Sprinkles. Its like in Meet the Parents when Greg has to come to terms with the fact that the future in-laws mock his family surname, Focker. And that guy had it way worse. Imagine if Sprinkles here had to go through gen pop with the full name Gaylord Sprinkles.

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UCF Looses To FIU In First Game At Home, Lets Turn To Social Media To See How The Fans Took It

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Going scoreless in the 2nd half culminating in a blocked FG attempt is not the nicest way to open up the season but gauging from UCF’s Yeti account it doesnt seem like it didn’t get all the spirits down……IMG_1379

No Bra Sideboob FTW

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Empty out your trashcan and get ready to sleep there every weekend

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Um Okay…..I guess im kind of a big square for not doing coke.

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So outta no where ASU jumped to the top of the leader board on Yeti and Knights just wont tolerate that shit. Already took a loss to FIU, Not going to bend over to ASU now too. Titties, drugs, ancient japanese rituals. Whatever it takes to stay on top. #GoKnights

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Nice pair. Not too saggy, very shapely. With that tongue emoji was my penis but whatevs

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My guess is brazilian. either way, i want to touch it.

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Id be lucky if either one of them raped me.

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Gotta power through it bro.

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I think thats a perfect pushup in the back ground.

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Hey ASU Are you picking up any homeless drunks on the top of your car? didnt think so.

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(eggplant emoji+squirting water emoji+Cool guy sunglasses emoji)

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Bet the gas prices are like a million dollars a gallon in Tempe. Obama keeps it real for us here in the 407

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Firm

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Probably would be more if we actually won

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We dont hate here at the Ugly Orange or UCF. Couple Gay bros just doing the damn thing for the yeti. P.s- I haven’t seen a volcom shirt since 2010. clean it up gay guy.

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Dips on the one one with no pants on.

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Dips on the one in the jersey

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This was a video, bitch was just standing there with stiff hips.

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That ass is super tight in those jeans **ginuwine voice** and who the fuck is Magic man? how about a #SpecialThanksToEdLeeForBloggingMyAss

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She’s resplendent

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Like i said, resplendent

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I have no idea what that Tattoo is but it could be a picture of my dead body for all i care and i would still think its hot

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Word.

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Clean it up

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Was starting to think UCF was all coke fiends but good to know people fall back on the normal everyday weed.

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#Jello

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Tight

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Is Fun coupon slang for coke?

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This ass belongs to the titties above.

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Word

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Welp that didn’t work out

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Go knights!

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Poor guy probably soldiered all her could.

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#chocolate

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TOFTG

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If it helps, A chick kinda helps her to her room because we’re not about #RapeCulture

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Perfect

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Refuel at chipotle

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(Eggplant emoji+Squirt emoji+Sad face emoji because i definitely cam from just looking at that body.

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See Above comment ^^

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#preach

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Medical bills to prove how hard you go.

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Carpe diem

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In braod daylight too.

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(100 emoji)

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chicks dig scars

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Boom. And there you have it. Just part one of the first college football weekend. Fuck FSU, Fuck FIU, Fuck ASU. Go knights!

 

Suprise Suprise, Couple Who Quit Their Job To Travel Like Assholes Are Poor And Scrubbing Toilets

AOL- We've all lived vicariously through those wanderlust-stricken travel enthusiasts who quit their jobs to travel the world. While we may not be as brave and adventurous as these people are, we enjoy checking out their Instagram and Facebook pics displaying their breath-taking views and amazing experiences. However, one couple wants their followers to know that although their social media handles make their lives seem like fairy tales, the pictures don't show the full reality of the situation. After quitting their jobs to travel the world, this couple went broke and now cleans toilets to survive. Chanel Cartell and Stevo Dirnberger of South Africa quit their stable advertising jobs earlier this year to see how far they could travel. They're journaling their travels on a blog called "How Far From Home." They've posted pictures of beautiful pictures all over the world, making us think that their life together is one big dream. However, not everything is as it seems. When the couple isn't exploring new areas and doing yoga on destination beaches, they're scrubbing out toilets and doing anything they can to scrounge up a bit of cash. In a post on their blog, Cartell wrote that the couple's social media posts don't tell the whole story of their journey. She wrote:     "Browsing through our blog posts and Instagram feed, it seems like we're having the time of our lives. And don't get me wrong – we are. It's bloody amazing. But it's not all ice-creams in the sun and pretty landscapes." Cartell went on to write that when the love-birds aren't admiring pretty landscapes or indulging in foreign eats, they're undertaking difficult and dirty work. She wrote:     "So far, I think we've tallied 135 toilets scrubbed, 250 kilos of cow dung spread, 2 tons of rocks shovelled, 60 metres of pathway laid, 57 beds made, and I cannot even remember how many wine glasses we've polished. You see, to come from the luxuries we left behind in Johannesburg, to the brutal truth of volunteer work, we are now on the opposite end of the scale. We're toilet cleaners, dog poop scoopers, grocery store merchandisers, and rock shovelers." In addition, the couple expressed that their travels are taking a physical toll on them. They don't sleep much and their muscles are exhausted from lugging their bags from place to place. We never consider the difficulty of traveling with baggage when fantasizing about a life of travels. Cartell wrote:     "I am not at my fittest, slimmest or physically healthiest. We eat jam on crackers most days, get roughly 5hrs of sleep per night, and lug our extremely heavy bags through cobbled streets at 1am, trying to find our accommodation (because bus fares are not part of the budget, obviously)." Despite the hardships, the couple wouldn't trade their travel experiences for anything in the world. Cartell wrote:     "There's nothing quite like swopping million-rand advertising budgets for toilet scrubbing to teach you about humility, life, and the importance of living each day as if it were your last."

AOL- We’ve all lived vicariously through those wanderlust-stricken travel enthusiasts who quit their jobs to travel the world. While we may not be as brave and adventurous as these people are, we enjoy checking out their Instagram and Facebook pics displaying their breath-taking views and amazing experiences.
However, one couple wants their followers to know that although their social media handles make their lives seem like fairy tales, the pictures don’t show the full reality of the situation. After quitting their jobs to travel the world, this couple went broke and now cleans toilets to survive.
Chanel Cartell and Stevo Dirnberger of South Africa quit their stable advertising jobs earlier this year to see how far they could travel. They’re journaling their travels on a blog called “How Far From Home.” They’ve posted pictures of beautiful pictures all over the world, making us think that their life together is one big dream.
However, not everything is as it seems. When the couple isn’t exploring new areas and doing yoga on destination beaches, they’re scrubbing out toilets and doing anything they can to scrounge up a bit of cash.
In a post on their blog, Cartell wrote that the couple’s social media posts don’t tell the whole story of their journey. She wrote:
“Browsing through our blog posts and Instagram feed, it seems like we’re having the time of our lives. And don’t get me wrong – we are. It’s bloody amazing. But it’s not all ice-creams in the sun and pretty landscapes.”
Cartell went on to write that when the love-birds aren’t admiring pretty landscapes or indulging in foreign eats, they’re undertaking difficult and dirty work. She wrote:
So far, I think we’ve tallied 135 toilets scrubbed, 250 kilos of cow dung spread, 2 tons of rocks shovelled, 60 metres of pathway laid, 57 beds made, and I cannot even remember how many wine glasses we’ve polished. You see, to come from the luxuries we left behind in Johannesburg, to the brutal truth of volunteer work, we are now on the opposite end of the scale. We’re toilet cleaners, dog poop scoopers, grocery store merchandisers, and rock shovelers.”
In addition, the couple expressed that their travels are taking a physical toll on them. They don’t sleep much and their muscles are exhausted from lugging their bags from place to place. We never consider the difficulty of traveling with baggage when fantasizing about a life of travels. Cartell wrote:
“I am not at my fittest, slimmest or physically healthiest. We eat jam on crackers most days, get roughly 5hrs of sleep per night, and lug our extremely heavy bags through cobbled streets at 1am, trying to find our accommodation (because bus fares are not part of the budget, obviously).”
Despite the hardships, the couple wouldn’t trade their travel experiences for anything in the world. Cartell wrote:
“There’s nothing quite like swopping million-rand advertising budgets for toilet scrubbing to teach you about humility, life, and the importance of living each day as if it were your last.”

Oh really? A couple quite their secure jobs to travel and do nothing but spend money are now poor as fuck? No Way! What the fuck did this couple think was gonna happen? When has anyone ever gone on vacation and made money? Did these people think that was gonna happen? If i was their boss or co worker i would Tweet them photos of my pay check bi weekly, DM them photos of me eating a normal dinner and text them photos of me at night sleeping in the comfort of my bed. Why? Because these are the type of assholes that want to rub it in your face that they’re on vacation while you’re working your normal 9 to 5 but when you pull the curtain back its actually them scrubbing filthy toilets and moving cow shit just to survive. I mean crackers and jam? I think homeless people have better meals than that in food shelters. Honestly whats the point of traveling and enjoying the word when you’re sleep deprived, malnourished, and tired from lugging your luggage from country to country and living like a poor person. The grand kicker is, their boss or CEO at whatever job they were at can probably do this every few months. Just vacation for two weeks straight, do all that these assholes do except with the luxury of a credit card with way more funds. But nooooo these people just HAD to be against the grain and give up everything. Fucking Idiots!

P.s- They’ve been only doing this since March. 7 Months and already complaining about no cash and exhaustion. By next year they’re gonna be begging for their job back or prostituting their way around the world just to live.

Does this Look Like The Faces Of Two Morons Periscoping Their Drug Business and Attempt To Murder Some Guy

SACRAMENTO -- Police in Sacramento say two armed men looking for a man they said they intended to harm broadcast the hunt on live-video app Periscope. The suspects, now in custody, never found the possible victim and they're now in custody, reports CBS Sacramento. The men reportedly said one of their girlfriends was with another man, and they intended to confront him and "see what we could do." A viewer sent a link of the broadcast to the station. According to the station, police say the two suspects - identified as 28-year-old Damon Batson and 25-year-old Carlos Gonzalez - broadcast for more than an hour Wednesday while their Periscope followers egged them on, "liking" the broadcast with hearts and some posting gun emoticons. At one point, the station reports, one of the suspects fired a gun after a viewer asked them via the app to prove the weapon they were brandishing was real. Gonzalez appears to fire the gun from the passenger seat of a moving vehicle, reports the Sacramento Bee. The men are shown on the video knocking on the door of an apartment, but apparently, no one was home. "If I didn't think I would get in trouble with the law, n--- I would Periscope everything," Gonzalez apparently says on the video. One of the men also allegedly showed off what appeared to be marijuana plants in the same broadcast. No one reported the hour-long broadcast to police while it was live, reports the station. It wasn't until the next day that police were alerted, and they were able to identify the victims and arrest them on Thursday. "We're very fortunate that it ended this way, that no one got hurt," Sacramento Police Sgt. Doug Morse told the station. Morse said that the incident was "almost unprecedented" in their area. The disturbing broadcast comes after the shooting deaths Wednesday of WDBJ reporter Alison Parker and cameraman Adam Ward in Virginia, which was seen on live television. The suspect, Vester Flanagan, also apparently recorded the shootings and posted video to social media. Expert Julie Gallaher told the station social media often play's into people's desire to feel famous and can easily be used by those with "evil intent" seeking notoriety or recognition in their crimes. "If someone has evil intent, it's just as easy for them to use the platforms as people that are good," Gallaher said. Police have still not identified the possible victim. After serving a search warrant, police located the gun believed to be the one shown in the broadcast, reports the Bee. Batson was jailed on gun and drugs charges, and Gonzalez was booked on suspicion of gross negligent discharge of a firearm and possession of a loaded gun in public, the paper reports.

SACRAMENTO — Police in Sacramento say two armed men looking for a man they said they intended to harm broadcast the hunt on live-video app Periscope.
The suspects, now in custody, never found the possible victim and they’re now in custody, reports CBS Sacramento. The men reportedly said one of their girlfriends was with another man, and they intended to confront him and “see what we could do.”
A viewer sent a link of the broadcast to the station.
According to the station, police say the two suspects – identified as 28-year-old Damon Batson and 25-year-old Carlos Gonzalez – broadcast for more than an hour Wednesday while their Periscope followers egged them on, “liking” the broadcast with hearts and some posting gun emoticons. At one point, the station reports, one of the suspects fired a gun after a viewer asked them via the app to prove the weapon they were brandishing was real.
Gonzalez appears to fire the gun from the passenger seat of a moving vehicle, reports the Sacramento Bee.
The men are shown on the video knocking on the door of an apartment, but apparently, no one was home.
“If I didn’t think I would get in trouble with the law, n— I would Periscope everything,” Gonzalez apparently says on the video.
One of the men also allegedly showed off what appeared to be marijuana plants in the same broadcast.
No one reported the hour-long broadcast to police while it was live, reports the station. It wasn’t until the next day that police were alerted, and they were able to identify the victims and arrest them on Thursday.
“We’re very fortunate that it ended this way, that no one got hurt,” Sacramento Police Sgt. Doug Morse told the station.
Morse said that the incident was “almost unprecedented” in their area.
The disturbing broadcast comes after the shooting deaths Wednesday of WDBJ reporter Alison Parker and cameraman Adam Ward in Virginia, which was seen on live television. The suspect, Vester Flanagan, also apparently recorded the shootings and posted video to social media.
Expert Julie Gallaher told the station social media often play’s into people’s desire to feel famous and can easily be used by those with “evil intent” seeking notoriety or recognition in their crimes.
“If someone has evil intent, it’s just as easy for them to use the platforms as people that are good,” Gallaher said.
Police have still not identified the possible victim. After serving a search warrant, police located the gun believed to be the one shown in the broadcast, reports the Bee.
Batson was jailed on gun and drugs charges, and Gonzalez was booked on suspicion of gross negligent discharge of a firearm and possession of a loaded gun in public, the paper reports.

Rap snitches, tellin all their business. Sit in the court and be they own star witness. Honestly idk how hard or tough these dumb mother fuckers think they are but they might be the worst class of criminal on the streets. I mean who wants to get their drugs and be linked to a dealer that puts all his shit out there for the world to know about. Keep shit on the low, homie. Might as well use your name and birth certificate when you ask anyone if they want to buy and eighth of weed. But worst of all was the gun. Like THATS what you’re gonna try to murder someone with? Some 2 shot derringer? I’ve seen girls probably laugh at that little pea shooter. If you’re gonna be your own snitch on social media and blast all your crimes on live broadcast through periscope you gotta come out with something harder than a derringer palm pistol and a failed attempt at murder.

P.s- Rap Snitches Knishes

It Sucks That We’re Playing By The Rules Against ISIS Even If It Involves A Women Being Arrested For Scamming ISIS For Money

CHECHNYA, Russia — The girls pretended to be interested in moving to Syria and joining the extremist group. In return, recruiters for ISIS sent $3,300 in cash to cover moving expenses. Once they had the wire transfer, the ladies deleted all their social media accounts and tried to disappear. But they couldn’t. Break.com writes, “a Chechen Police E Unite which tracks online crime and activities caught what was going on and is now charging the three terrorist scammers with fraud.” Yahoo reports a Chechen cop advised, “I don’t advise anyone to communicate with dangerous criminals, especially for grabbing quick money.”

CHECHNYA, Russia —
The girls pretended to be interested in moving to Syria and joining the extremist group. In return, recruiters for ISIS sent $3,300 in cash to cover moving expenses.
Once they had the wire transfer, the ladies deleted all their social media accounts and tried to disappear.
But they couldn’t.
Break.com writes, “a Chechen Police E Unite which tracks online crime and activities caught what was going on and is now charging the three terrorist scammers with fraud.”
Yahoo reports a Chechen cop advised, “I don’t advise anyone to communicate with dangerous criminals, especially for grabbing quick money.”

Everyone always gets asked the hypothetical “If you could rob a place and have no one find out would you do it?” Some of my friends say they would do it and the other half say no. When i get asked I always start off saying Yes but then that god damn moral fiber tugs at you and some part of me says no because “I would have a guilty conscience.” Well i would have NO problem robbing the fuck out of ISIS. Im not even talking about this money wire transfer either, Im talkin Gimme The Loot type robbery. It sucks that non terrorist have to play by the rules when it comes to dealing with terrorist. In reality everyone not named ISIS would be happy if they were gone just like everyone would be happy if they got scammed out of all their money. These girls shouldn’t get punished for robbing a terrorist organization. At most i could see like you have to split half of the money but what they did is like small scale vigilantism. Slowly deplete their funds one social media web cam girl at a time.