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Girl In Panties Tases Herself In Vagina

 

You can easily go for the “she’s perpetuating the dumb blonde stereotype” angle here. Like easily. I mean she looks like a dumb blonde who’s about to tase the shit out of her pussy. But I’m not gonna trash her like that. Instead I’m gonna trash her in another way. Yo how beat up is that pussy that it can withstand taking 50,000 volts of electricity coursing through her clit and entire central nervous system? Like yea she keels over and screams but I’ve seen people pass out instantly and start having convulsions and shit. Was this a bunk taser? I mean any genital region is suppose to be like the most sensitive part of any human body. This bitch rolls over and shakes off what is suppose to render muscle function useless, like it’s nothing. Laughs it off like its any other thing to do at a party like a keg stand or bogarting a bowl of chips. I mean if she was a 900 lb Goliath I would understand it, but she’s like a dainty 125 lbs and probably drunk. Not saying it’s one of those rigged disposable camera tasers you’d make in high school, but if that’s her self defense weapon of choice she should consider upgrading encase there’s a giant 6 ft tall, decent shape rapist charging after her because if her snatch can shake off a billion jolts, it ain’t doing shit to a real criminal.

 

P.s- Out of the entire English dictionary, having taser spelt with an “s” instead of a “z” is the dumbest move in all of the western Germanic languages and in lexicon in general .

This Girl REALLY Loves Doing Party Tricks With Her Pussy **NSFW**

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Unbelievable. No way this is like their friends right? None of my chick friends pull down their pants and starts doing party tricks with their snatch. None that I know of at least. This almost has to be a professional like a party entertainer or like a hired clown. I mean she wasn’t joking around like “Hey guys! Hey guys! Check this out! **blows smoke through her pussy**” and from there just started fiddling around with it. Nope. Her pussy had a whole routine set up like a comic about to perform on stage. “I’m gonna start with the shotgun blast of air through my pussy to put out a fire, then I think the balloon trick worked out really well last time so I’ll follow up with that since the audience loves a prop they can keep, then im gonna anchor with the good old fashion pussy smoking a cigarette trick.” Fucking prop comics man. So much easier to entertain the crowd sometimes.

Iron Maiden Singer Got Tongue Cancer from Going Down On Chicks

Eddie the Head must be proud. Iron Maiden Bruce Dickinson frontman says he may have gotten tongue cancer from performing oral sex on women — and rid himself of the illness only a few months ago. Speaking with Jim Norton on Opie Radio Tuesday, the British heavy metal singer said he believes his cancer came from the sexually transmitted human papillomavirus (HPV), which led to a golf-ball sized tumor on the base of his tongue. Dickinson, 57, didn’t specifically blame his cancer on cunnlingus, but the HPV virus is more likely to start in someone’s mouth if it's transmitted by oral sex. Dickinson mentioned Oscar-winning “Wall Street” actor Michael Douglas, who alluded to oral sex as a cause for his own case of throat cancer years ago but directly connected it to his tongue activities. Actor Michael Douglas mentioned oral sex as a cause of his throat cancer years ago, but never made a direct connection. ETIENNE LAURENT/EPA Actor Michael Douglas mentioned oral sex as a cause of his throat cancer years ago, but never made a direct connection. “Everybody went ‘Ha ha ha ha’ (about Douglas), but in actual fact, the thing about the HPV virus is people don’t know a great deal about it,” Dickinson said. “It comes and goes, it comes and goes. For some reason, and nobody knows why, in guys over 40 it can persist ... and it’s a cunning little beast.” Iron Maiden mascot Eddie the Head. YURI CORTEZ/AFP/GETTY IMAGES Iron Maiden mascot Eddie the Head. The singer for Iron Maiden — the legendary metal band that used the monster mascot Eddie the Head on most of its album covers — said he was given an all-clear in May and the cancer never affected his massive singing voice, although he’s “still healing up” after nine weeks of chemotherapy. HPV is the most common sexually transmitted infection in the United States, and nearly one-third of men Dickinson’s age are at a high risk of it, according to the Centers for Disease Control.

NYDN- Eddie the Head must be proud.
Iron Maiden Bruce Dickinson frontman says he may have gotten tongue cancer from performing oral sex on women — and rid himself of the illness only a few months ago.
Speaking with Jim Norton on Opie Radio Tuesday, the British heavy metal singer said he believes his cancer came from the sexually transmitted human papillomavirus (HPV), which led to a golf-ball sized tumor on the base of his tongue.
Dickinson, 57, didn’t specifically blame his cancer on cunnlingus, but the HPV virus is more likely to start in someone’s mouth if it’s transmitted by oral sex.
Dickinson mentioned Oscar-winning “Wall Street” actor Michael Douglas, who alluded to oral sex as a cause for his own case of throat cancer years ago but directly connected it to his tongue activities.
Actor Michael Douglas mentioned oral sex as a cause of his throat cancer years ago, but never made a direct connection.
Actor Michael Douglas mentioned oral sex as a cause of his throat cancer years ago, but never made a direct connection.
“Everybody went ‘Ha ha ha ha’ (about Douglas), but in actual fact, the thing about the HPV virus is people don’t know a great deal about it,” Dickinson said.
“It comes and goes, it comes and goes. For some reason, and nobody knows why, in guys over 40 it can persist … and it’s a cunning little beast.”
The singer for Iron Maiden — the legendary metal band that used the monster mascot Eddie the Head on most of its album covers — said he was given an all-clear in May and the cancer never affected his massive singing voice, although he’s “still healing up” after nine weeks of chemotherapy.
HPV is the most common sexually transmitted infection in the United States, and nearly one-third of men Dickinson’s age are at a high risk of it, according to the Centers for Disease Control.

This is becoming a god damn problem and i dont like it. Here we are trying to do everything we can for chicks trying to make sure girls cum at night even though its plaguing men over 40 in the form of god damn carcinogenic cancer lumps in their throat and tongues and shit. I mean aside from having an STD i don’t see chicks complaining that BJ’s are giving them cancer. Happened to Michael Douglass giving Catherine Z a Bj and now Bruce Dickinson. And its not like a simple pill that cures that shit. Dude took enough radiation and chemo for 13 full body lethal doses. Thats some violent ass cancer in the face just from eating chicks out. Dude also brings up an interesting point that Lesbians aren’t getting cancer from eating the kitty. What the hells up with that? Are lesbians just more incline to keep up to date with their HPV shots or something? Either way its bullshit. If the stereotype is that parents are divorced because women aren’t sexually satisfied from their husband well guess what, They have a reason now. Sure the excuse that she got ugly is very superficial, but the reason being that her pussy is giving me cancer is as legit as it gets.

Apparently Selena Gomez Walked Out On Biebers Performance Cause She Just Couldn’t Take It.

Selena Gomez, 23, has Bieber fever! HollywoodLife.com spoke to an insider close to the singer who tells us that Selena definitely saw Justin Bieber‘s performance of “Where Are You Now” and “What Do You Mean” even though she wasn’t in the crowd and we can even tell you exactly what she thought about him breaking down into tears at the end! An insider tells HollywoodLife.com exclusively: “She knew going into the night that Justin was both excited and nervous. She’s happy for him and knows he’s relieved that he pulled it off and was true to himself.” This was a huge night for Justin, 21, because it was his first TV performance since he took his hiatus and he had just dropped his new single. We think he totally killed it and we love how Selena actually left the audience as a favor to her ex.

Selena Gomez, 23, has Bieber fever! HollywoodLife.com spoke to an insider close to the singer who tells us that Selena definitely saw Justin Bieber‘s performance of “Where Are You Now” and “What Do You Mean” even though she wasn’t in the crowd and we can even tell you exactly what she thought about him breaking down into tears at the end!
An insider tells HollywoodLife.com exclusively: “She knew going into the night that Justin was both excited and nervous. She’s happy for him and knows he’s relieved that he pulled it off and was true to himself.” This was a huge night for Justin, 21, because it was his first TV performance since he took his hiatus and he had just dropped his new single. We think he totally killed it and we love how Selena actually left the audience as a favor to her ex.

By far one of the most entertaining story lines that exist in Hollywood is Selena Gomez and her god damn emotional vagina every time she’s at an award show that Biebers at. I don’t like care about what ever the fuck the Biebs does on his own time. Kids a fucking annoyingly rich pop star with chicks gripping for dear life at his balls. And here’s Selena just grasping for Hollywood fame fake friending Taylor swift just so the cameras not only on her to see how she’ll melt down at the Bieber performance. Its really sad but i love it. To think that she’s so god damn bananas for him she can’t see him on stage singing a song she thinks is about her. When ever the next music award show comes around, keep your eyes peeled looking for Selena when biebers on stage because her face is gonna be that of love/hate/desire/yearning/embarrassment because shes flooding a public place from her orgasm just looking at biebs.

 

VMA side note- Demi lovato. Whats up with that? I hardly know a thing about her but her outfit during the VMA performance reminded me of Sindel from Mortal Kombat and then it got weird in my brain sexually.

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These Are The 6 Words Women Hate.

Moist', at 77 per cent was - not surprisingly - the most unanimously loathed. There’s even a Facebook group called 'I Hate the Word Moist' which boasts nearly 7,000 followers, and in a recent Mississippi State University poll, 'moist' was named as one the ugliest words in the English language. In fact, the word is so despised that scientists have searched for a reason why. Thibodeau and his fellow researchers initially believed that it was the hard '-oist' sound that provoked disgusted reactions, but they noted in a 2014 study that participants did not have the same response to rhyming words such as 'hoist' or 'foist'. Experts found that participants especially hated the word when it followed vulgar sexual words, but were less disgusted when it came after food-related words, such as cake. Coming closely behind, at 68 per cent, was 'squirt'. Once again, the researchers believe that this can be explained due to the fact that 'squirting' is slang for female ejaculation - a highly-searched term in porn videos. Just over half of the women polled - 54 per cent - put 'panties' at the top of their list. Dr Thibodeau believes 'panties' was seen as unpleasant because of the weird juxtaposition of the word’s two connotations: one with childhood, the other with – once again - eroticism. Next on the list is 'chunky' - which is fine, the survey noted, when used as a descriptor for peanut butter - just not for people. Respondents pointed out that unlike words like 'curvy' or 'full-figured', 'chunky' brings to mind a boxy shape rather than an hourglass. For 40 per cent of women, 'curd' is a dirty word. Thiboudeau believes that this is because the word sounds similar to several 'gross' things including turd, crud, and curdle. For the 22 per cent of people who listed 'flap' as a problem word, Thibodeau believes that two facts - similarity to the word 'fap' used among younger people to mean masturbation - and the medical memories that many associate with the term 'skin flap' – a phrase that is definitely not sexy.

Moist’, at 77 per cent was – not surprisingly – the most unanimously loathed.
There’s even a Facebook group called ‘I Hate the Word Moist’ which boasts nearly 7,000 followers, and in a recent Mississippi State University poll, ‘moist’ was named as one the ugliest words in the English language.
In fact, the word is so despised that scientists have searched for a reason why.
Thibodeau and his fellow researchers initially believed that it was the hard ‘-oist’ sound that provoked disgusted reactions, but they noted in a 2014 study that participants did not have the same response to rhyming words such as ‘hoist’ or ‘foist’.
Experts found that participants especially hated the word when it followed vulgar sexual words, but were less disgusted when it came after food-related words, such as cake.
Coming closely behind, at 68 per cent, was ‘squirt’.
Once again, the researchers believe that this can be explained due to the fact that ‘squirting’ is slang for female ejaculation – a highly-searched term in porn videos.
Just over half of the women polled – 54 per cent – put ‘panties’ at the top of their list.
Dr Thibodeau believes ‘panties’ was seen as unpleasant because of the weird juxtaposition of the word’s two connotations: one with childhood, the other with – once again – eroticism.
Next on the list is ‘chunky’ – which is fine, the survey noted, when used as a descriptor for peanut butter – just not for people.
Respondents pointed out that unlike words like ‘curvy’ or ‘full-figured’, ‘chunky’ brings to mind a boxy shape rather than an hourglass.
For 40 per cent of women, ‘curd’ is a dirty word. Thiboudeau believes that this is because the word sounds similar to several ‘gross’ things including turd, crud, and curdle.
For the 22 per cent of people who listed ‘flap’ as a problem word, Thibodeau believes that two facts – similarity to the word ‘fap’ used among younger people to mean masturbation – and the medical memories that many associate with the term ‘skin flap’ – a phrase that is definitely not sexy.

“I wish she squirted when I OTPF’ed her moist panties but instead she leaked some chunky curd between her flap. That sentence nearly made me puke but almost certainly made a chicks head explode in disgust.

1.) Moist- Gross. Puke everywhere. it doubles because when you think of Moist, you think of the phrase…

2.) Panties- Moist panties. Panties the word on its own isnt that bad, Its about how you say it. “Quit getting ur panties in a bunch!” That doesn’t sound bad. “I want to take off your panties” If you say that out loud in a certain tone, you’re a rapist.  As a guy I dont even want to hear it. Yea i want get your panties wet, at no point though we shouldnt have to say that they’re just “Moist.”

3.) Squirted– Are chicks just talking about squirting so much that they’re using it in daily conversation or something? I mean its a rare thing i think. I’ve seen pornos where the guy give a chick a two seam fast ball and she’s still not squirting so i don’t think its a thing that can happen with all chicks which leads me to think they don’t say it that often. Either way squirt isnt that bad of them.

4.) Chunky– This one isnt that bad. I mean to get to that point of disgust i guess you think of liek the most southern gross chucky chick naked i think. I feel like chunky guys look gross, but chunky girls look a lot grosser i think. I think chicks would agree with that. Im talking like Honey Boo Boo’s mom chunky. Thats pretty offensive i guess. Chunky peanut butter though aint bad.

5.) Curd– I mildly get it. I think of cheese curds which from my experience with poutine is good. Shits basically just cheese. But then if u think about the process of making cheese and then the word bacteria comes up and enzymes and shit and that just not a sexy word at all.

6.) Flap– Thats offensive. If you use the word flap and its not like flap your wings then its gross. I mean that opinion can’t just me mines and all these girls in the world. The reason being,and heres the kicker, i think of the term thats never and shouldn’t be used but “meat flaps” and you think of the grossest most used vaginas ever.

And thats really the common denominator with these 6 words. 4/6 DEFINITELY have to do with a girls pussy. Gross! you girls are disgusting with that thing between your legs!. ** PUKE EVERYWHERE**NO HOMO**

–  The word Vagina is also gross, everything about it is gross. Nothing great about it unless a dick is between it. Not saying penises aren’t gross, I’m saying they should interact with each other cause if not you just have a gross thing between your legs.

  • This post is so god damn gross and weird to write