Damn. In the hack of all hacks you know there are dumb idiots that fall for banner ads that all end up being Russian spam bots used to rig your ballot votes some how but I’m not gonna lie, i can’t blame them for this one. This chick is MEGA hot and it came from her verified accounts. We’re not talking about the hack that’s used to sell Ray ban sunglasses for 79% off, we’re talking about it uploaded a fake insta-story to a swipe up link, it took over her bio, and a post. oh and shes also MEGA HOT. I’m not saying I fell for it, but what I’ve come to learn is the internet and the world is fulled with dumb people. People that think Big Bang Theory is funny. Middle America, which although a strong probability of being racist against Mexicans, just cant deny that her ass is poppin. I’m not saying you’re not an idiot for falling for a hacked account spam ad, alls I’m saying is when its on her account and she looks like that, I get it.
P.s.- I remember one time scrolling youtube, i came across a video of a grown man eating a burger for the first time. Guy was like early 20’s normal enough looking dude, had never eating a cheeseburger or hamburger in his life ever. I couldnt believe that shit. And even worse is he was disgusted by the idea. What the fuck right? But even worse i scroll through his youtube channel came across a video titled something in the realm of “This viral mexican girl is so beautiful I flew to Mexico to tell her I like her” yada yada yada, he’s the fucking ass hole who dumped her to play Call Of Duty. A Hamburger hating asshole.
I didn’t click on any of these because i wouldve been disgusted
I hate how our legal system isn’t perfect, case and point, I know that this guy is going to get in trouble some how because he shoved a moving vehicle up a guys asshole until their spine gave out probably, but this should 100% be legal. Like as long as the guy’s not dead its not manslaughter right? Maybe attempted vehicular manslaughter but frankly as long as these burglars can breathe and are alive, I don’t think smashing into them with a moving vehicle is beyond the scope of what’s fare. Like if you’re a criminal it should be pirate rules. You steal my loot, I’m allowed to attempt to run you over in my pick up truck. That’s the legal system I want. A judge in court might rule it as excessive. In my mind, its fair. Pirate rules.
p.s- this is some weird fancy house with a garage in the living room? And how about the motorcycle person who just casually parks their bike and drops their helmet off and runs up stairs to take a pee or something. Its 2017, pull out your cell phone when you see some one get bucked 5 feet across your garage from a pick up truck and an attempted robbery just happened in front of your face.
No emotion what so ever. Another day, another bitch in the way of the tram that she has to just punch through with a giant public transportation vehicle. You think this was 1st time this happened for this woman? Might be the 1st one of that day maybe. Judging by her reaction, her career as a public tram driver would probably wow Michael Bay. Not a fuck given. What she gonna do stop the tram with a dozen people on it who need to get from point A to point B? Get your shit off the road or else shes gonna punch right through. And to be fair, i think she was trying to slow down the whole time. Not her fault that it takes a fuck ton to slow down the kinetic energy of a giant ass train. But her reaction afterwards. Just stop, take a pause, time out like its just another day thing as if she didn’t just murder the person in the car is incredible. Probably doesn’t even care if there was a baby in that thing. She’s already justified in her head that its the car drivers fault for getting plowed by her Tram.
Yo my face light up for a second when I clicked play. Like became the happyest dude on the planet. Not because this dude most certainly is probably dead from a caged lion mauling the shit outta him. But for the fact that all of this is going down with the fucking Mortal Kombat theme song playing in the background. The second i heard those techno house beats go down I said to myself “This is perfection.” If it were the case I couldn’t even blame the lion. It’s on the house DJ. I mean between a wild beast begin contained and a man who thinks he has control over a lion squaring off with him, the second that song plays they’re triggered. Alas, it had to be ruined by some shitty slowed down dance house whatever version of the song. But still picture it. The synthesizers slowly playing as this guy is squaring off with the lion like any regular zoo keeper. You here over the speakers “Test Your Might” while he’s dancing around the cage as the music begins…… MORTAL KOMBAT! **Guy proceeds to get his brain clawed out of his eyeballs** “MORTAL KOMBAT”
THIS FOR ANY AND EVERY ADDICT WITH CHILDREN. TODAY I HAD TO TELL MY 8 YEAR OLD SON THAT HIS MOMMY DIED FROM A DRUG OVERDOSE LAST NIGHT. THIS IS THE REALIZATION AND REALITY OF OUR DISEASE. DONT LET THIS DISEASE HAVE TO MAKE SOMEONE TELL YOUR CHILD THAT YOUR DEAD BECAUSE OF DRUGS. THIS WAS ONE OF THE HARDEST THINGS IVE EVER HAD TO DO. MY SON HAS NO MOTHER BECAUSE OF HEROIN… KINDA HARD TO HEAR BUT U CAN HEAR WHAT WE’RE SAYING.
PLEASE GET HELP SO OUR CHILDREN DONT HAVE TO SUFFER. THIS WASNT STAGED. THIS WAS REAL. I HAD SOMEONE RECORD THIS SO ADDICTS WITH CHILDREN CAN SEE THE SERIOUSNES OF OUR EPIDEMIC. I AM A RECOVERING ADDICT MYSELF WITH 94 DAYS CLEAN TODAY… PLEASE SHARE N MAYBE HELP SAVE A CHILDS PARENTS LIFE.
Brenden Bickerstaff-Clark’s 2-minute Facebook video, which purports to show the moment his 8-year-old learned the terrible news, has gone viral, with more than 596,000 shares and over 23 million views.
Many viewers were disturbed that a father would ever record such a thing, but Bickerstaff-Clark insists he made the video as a wake-up call for other drug addicts with kids.
You know why this video was probably in poor taste? Because it was the idea of a recovering heroin addict. Can you expect them to come up with a good idea? Probably not. The only good idea at that point in his life was to stop smoking heroin, or how ever you do heroin, and most likely that was forced by loved ones for him to seek help. Another bad idea the parents had? Having a kid whilst being heroin addicts. Another one? Some how still having some sort of parental custody or visitation rights it seems while being on, or recovering from a highly addictive intravenous drug. You can’t expect this guy to have a great idea and I hope this kid was no where near his mother who was still using cause that’s just bad parenting.
I get this guy had all the best intentions in the world by making this video. Heroin’s a son of a bitch and can ruin families. But you know what heroin addicts probably don’t have? A decent Internet connection and an active social media account to watch a burning viral video showing how heart breaking it is when you have to tell your young child that their mother is dead from a drug overdose. I mean what am I suppose to do with this video? I don’t actively try to surround myself with people who have a dependency on opioids. Does this guy want me to hunt for drug users and force them into rehab? That’ll either get me arrested for kidnapping or stabbed by a druggy. Fuck that.
This is what the world has come to huh? A person says hello and its almost becomes equivalent to raping a girl. Fucking A. Basically what this woman wants is a cold ass society where no one speaks to anyone and for hate to develop and tensions between people grow to an alarming rate. Its corny as fuck but i want a peaceful society. Back when I was living in Orlando i use to walk my dog in the rich people neighborhood and wave and say hi to everyone that passed by. It was nice and builds your spirit. But every now and then I would give someone a wave and a hello and they would look at me like I was a social pariah with no hello back. Literally the second they don’t say hi id give them a shrugged shoulder and tell them they’re dead to me out loud. Don’t care if they have a wild gunman rain a hail of gunfire on them 5 feet away from me. If you don’t have it in you to say hello back you’re an asshole and I could care less about your fate. I didn’t make the decision, you did. Oh and if I say hello and you accuse me of sexual harassment and start making a scene all because I was trying to be friendly with everyone, then I hope all the bad things in the world happens to you. And I might call you a cunt.
My god. I don’t know if I’m more amazed at the fact that its 2016 and these two idiots don’t know how to throw a fucking Frisbee or the fact that they threw it like they did and were somehow able to get that shit across 10 feet of ocean and winds. You hear stories all the time about people wanting to study how secluded tribes in South America and aborigine tribes would react to technologies like camera and television. Well I’ll give a very strong guess in saying their brains would explode because we have people born in modern times in a very culturally populated place and don’t know how to throw a fucking Frisbee. I mean at first I was going to be a little embarrassed when I saw the link because I’ll admit it, I’m pretty bad at Frisbee. No aim what so ever so 50% of the time I’m throwing quick cutting dive bombs. My stuff is absolute trash, but compared to these two nitwits, I’m like a Frolfing master. Seriously, It’s been 78 years since Fred Morrison threw a pizza pan along the beach of New Haven marking the first flight of the Frisbee. When you see a disc shaped object, it’s just so natural to throw it the normal way to let it glide across the air. How do we as people grow for nearly 100 years and then out of no where have two idiots that fuck that process up?
Source- Citizens in the state of Baja California Sur claim an image of the devil is clearly visible in the photograph of the meat (below) which local news website El Metichon posted to Facebook on Wednesday “We’ve received this image where the devil appears in a rib steak from SuKarne. What do you think?” the outlet wrote. The photograph is now going viral. It’s not known whether the beef, believed to have come from the country’s largest meat processor SuKarne, has now been eaten.
Thats the devil. I mean plainly put, there’s no other way to cut it, but that is an evil entity in your steak. Must kinda suck. You want to end the work week on a high note so you break out the dry aged rib eye and start the bottle of red wine decanting and next thing you know an apparition of the fallen one appears in the marbling of your steak. I mean you still eat it though right? I don’t think you need John Constantine to put on an apron and sear the living shit out of the cut of meat to make it eatable right? Give it 3 hail mary’s, bless propane tank and grill and throw that bitch right where it came from, straight into the fire. I’m pretty sure demons cook out around 135 degrees Fahrenheit so that leaves you with a nice medium rare, might not hurt to take it to medium just in case.
Thats what im talking about. Look, I’ve gone fishing a few times in my life but i’ve always sucked at it. But something about being out in the open water with no other human life around other than your ship mates and going toe to toe with the baddest mama jama in the sea gets me going. I mean watching as a sport is kinda weird even though they always show some fishing show on Fox, well this is what I want it to be always. Life or death situations with a fierce 400 lb spear with a fish attached to it charging at your head. Shit i kinda hate that he was a pussy and was ducking and dodging away. Almost wanted him to wear some boxing gloves and give it one right to the liver. If you want to brag about going trout fishing or what ever, fine, i wont begrudge you. But this in the end is what its all about. Taking out Poseidon’s biggest and baddest one by one.
Now I’ll readily admit that im kind of a pussy when it comes to ghost stuff so i watched this with one eye with a partial hand covering so its not like i tried to do a forensic break down. But on the off chance this is real, i don’t want to doubt these ghost so im just gonna say there’s real ghost shit going on in that kitchen. But if this persons not bothered by it, i guess it aint that bad. If anything its the random noises that would spook me out. If i just saw kitchen and cleaning objects dance around I would kinda hope its like in Fantasia and dust just sweeps it self, maybe mops its own house and maybe even prep some food for you. Like a casper that does all your chores.