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All The London Eels Have A Major Coke Problem…Also They’re Getting Pee’d On

New York Post Londoners are taking so much cocaine that it has seeped into the city’s famous River Thames, new research by King’s College London has discovered, prompting concerns over what it is doing to the river’s wildlife.
A team of scientists at the university studied wastewater that’s entering into the Thames from nearby sewers during storms and found easily detectable traces of the class A drug within 24 hours of the overflow, the Independent reports.
“Increases in caffeine, cocaine and benzoylecgonine [a metabolite] were observed 24 hours after sewer overflow events,” King’s College London researchers said in a paper that detailed their findings, according to the Evening Standard.
Compared to other major cities, the level of cocaine entering London’s water system — likely through users’ urine — is much higher, stoking fears that it may be affecting the eels that live in the Thames. “Drugs which affect us will almost always affect all animal life, and invertebrates a little bit more because their biochemistry is much more sensitive,” Robson explained. “Essentially everything in the water will be affected by drugs like these. A lot of the triggers and the ways that cocaine affects the system is really primal.” The cocaine problem plaguing eels has been discussed before.

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Good lord I didn’t know British Eels got it like that. If I had to pick an aquatic marine life it would be eels that like to party. City Eels too, not salt water eels. Ocean eels are workers. But these City Eels hanging out in the popular spot. The River Thames just squirming and wiggling around dancing, bump a key, stay movin and groovin. We all got our vices. I’m not tryina control them. It might not be my thing but I’m not gonna tell them how they should live their life. But with the sensitive nature of drug use, you gotta understand when a casual party drug is turning to a problem that’s gonna really fuck up your life down the road. Listen we all went to college, us and these eels alike, but when you got cocaine pretty much flowing through your gills every second 24/7 its probably that point where its becoming a problem. Now am I a doctor or a scientist that can tell how much cocaine is flowing in the rivers? Nah, but Id imagine its almost like when they dye the river in Chicago for St. Patricks day.

I mean that would be such an irresponsible amount of drug use right there but how else are all these Eels getting tweaked out? The fun’s gotta stop eventually. It’s not a party if it happens every night and eventually you gotta look around and see how its affecting your own neighborhood. I hope for the better that these eels get it under control eventually.

Also its coming from British people’s piss so they’re getting pee’d on an coked up. Imagine getting a golden shower that dials you up to 11. Not great

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Girl In Panties Tases Herself In Vagina

 

You can easily go for the “she’s perpetuating the dumb blonde stereotype” angle here. Like easily. I mean she looks like a dumb blonde who’s about to tase the shit out of her pussy. But I’m not gonna trash her like that. Instead I’m gonna trash her in another way. Yo how beat up is that pussy that it can withstand taking 50,000 volts of electricity coursing through her clit and entire central nervous system? Like yea she keels over and screams but I’ve seen people pass out instantly and start having convulsions and shit. Was this a bunk taser? I mean any genital region is suppose to be like the most sensitive part of any human body. This bitch rolls over and shakes off what is suppose to render muscle function useless, like it’s nothing. Laughs it off like its any other thing to do at a party like a keg stand or bogarting a bowl of chips. I mean if she was a 900 lb Goliath I would understand it, but she’s like a dainty 125 lbs and probably drunk. Not saying it’s one of those rigged disposable camera tasers you’d make in high school, but if that’s her self defense weapon of choice she should consider upgrading encase there’s a giant 6 ft tall, decent shape rapist charging after her because if her snatch can shake off a billion jolts, it ain’t doing shit to a real criminal.

 

P.s- Out of the entire English dictionary, having taser spelt with an “s” instead of a “z” is the dumbest move in all of the western Germanic languages and in lexicon in general .

Millionaire European In Hollywood Is Throwing Playboy Type Parties And Neighbors Are Getting Angry About It/Jealous

 Keeping up with the Jones in one ritzy Los Angeles neighborhood may require a lion, Ferrari and endless, bikini-clad babes. A so-called "party house" in the opulent Hollywood Hills is drawing heat over the latest renters' larger than life ways. Upset neighbors, speaking to local news stations, said their area is known for vivacious parties, which have led to years of complaints. But latest renter Bastion Yotta, who offers an unconventional kind of life counseling inside the 10-bedroom mansion, says it's the previous owners who are giving him a bad rap. "They're thinking that this is the new Playboy mansion," Yotta told the Daily News of his current home which features a glitzy photo of him and his stunning wife Maria stretched across their garage door. "Before we moved in it was a party house. The owner rented it out for one weekend or two weekends at a time," he said. Consequently, those people "don't care about the neighborhood." Back in June, Yotta admits that he threw a 350-guest, red carpet housewarming party which featured a caged lion and live music. But he said he provided a shuttle service to limit guests from clogging up the narrow streets and the pool parties he's since thrown have had around 50 guests. "Maybe the neighbors are seeing beautiful girls walking in, walking out; maybe some of them get jealous," he suggested of his critics who he urged to "ring my bell" if they have a problem. "Always, communication between human beings is the best solution," he said. "If you have a problem, tell me." Because ultimately, Yotta has no plans to stop. On his Instagram and Facebook page, the self-help guru with six-pack abs regularly posts eye-opening shots of scantily clad women, sports cars, piles of cash, and snaps with celebrities including Arnold Schwarzenegger. Yotta said that he lives with a positive outlook every day and hopes his flashy photos will draw people toward living like him. "If you see my Instagram, it's not about boobs and ass or tits and ass," he said. "I recommend books. I try to use beautiful girls as a Trojan horse." For the last five years the former CEO and business owner said he's taken in gorgeous, female clients in need of help for two to four weeks at a time while coaching them for free. He said it started out with some of his wife's female friends needing help. After he found success and pleasure in helping them, eventually he branched out and offered to help others. He's now considering reality show offers. Why only beautiful women is a decision made by Yotta and his wife. He said that not only do they both feel more comfortable about filling the home overnight with women, opposed to men, but sometimes it's the beautiful women who have it the hardest. "People think 'oh she's beautiful, everything's easy.' She's afraid of the future, just like anybody else," he said. He pointed out one former resident, a high-profile model he declined to identify, who described her time with Yotta as life-saving. "She said to me, if I wasn't in your mansion I would totally think of suicide," he said of the woman. "People don't see the person behind. I helped her become independent of other people." "It's not important what other people think of you. It's important how you think about yourself," he said. As far as what Yotta's landlord, Patrick Fitzgerald, thinks about the couple's flashy lifestyle, he's all in — as long as they pay their rent. "You've got to let people that are renting a big, beautiful mansion and are paying a lot do whatever they want," he told KTLA.

NYDN– Keeping up with the Jones in one ritzy Los Angeles neighborhood may require a lion, Ferrari and endless, bikini-clad babes.
A so-called “party house” in the opulent Hollywood Hills is drawing heat over the latest renters’ larger than life ways.
Upset neighbors, speaking to local news stations, said their area is known for vivacious parties, which have led to years of complaints.
But latest renter Bastion Yotta, who offers an unconventional kind of life counseling inside the 10-bedroom mansion, says it’s the previous owners who are giving him a bad rap.
“They’re thinking that this is the new Playboy mansion,” Yotta told the Daily News of his current home which features a glitzy photo of him and his stunning wife Maria stretched across their garage door.
“Before we moved in it was a party house. The owner rented it out for one weekend or two weekends at a time,” he said. Consequently, those people “don’t care about the neighborhood.”
Back in June, Yotta admits that he threw a 350-guest, red carpet housewarming party which featured a caged lion and live music.
But he said he provided a shuttle service to limit guests from clogging up the narrow streets and the pool parties he’s since thrown have had around 50 guests.
“Maybe the neighbors are seeing beautiful girls walking in, walking out; maybe some of them get jealous,” he suggested of his critics who he urged to “ring my bell” if they have a problem.
“Always, communication between human beings is the best solution,” he said. “If you have a problem, tell me.”
Because ultimately, Yotta has no plans to stop.
On his Instagram and Facebook page, the self-help guru with six-pack abs regularly posts eye-opening shots of scantily clad women, sports cars, piles of cash, and snaps with celebrities including Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Yotta said that he lives with a positive outlook every day and hopes his flashy photos will draw people toward living like him.
“If you see my Instagram, it’s not about boobs and ass or tits and ass,” he said. “I recommend books. I try to use beautiful girls as a Trojan horse.”
For the last five years the former CEO and business owner said he’s taken in gorgeous, female clients in need of help for two to four weeks at a time while coaching them for free.
He said it started out with some of his wife’s female friends needing help. After he found success and pleasure in helping them, eventually he branched out and offered to help others. He’s now considering reality show offers.
Why only beautiful women is a decision made by Yotta and his wife.
He said that not only do they both feel more comfortable about filling the home overnight with women, opposed to men, but sometimes it’s the beautiful women who have it the hardest.
“People think ‘oh she’s beautiful, everything’s easy.’ She’s afraid of the future, just like anybody else,” he said.
He pointed out one former resident, a high-profile model he declined to identify, who described her time with Yotta as life-saving.
“She said to me, if I wasn’t in your mansion I would totally think of suicide,” he said of the woman. “People don’t see the person behind. I helped her become independent of other people.”
“It’s not important what other people think of you. It’s important how you think about yourself,” he said.
As far as what Yotta’s landlord, Patrick Fitzgerald, thinks about the couple’s flashy lifestyle, he’s all in — as long as they pay their rent.
“You’ve got to let people that are renting a big, beautiful mansion and are paying a lot do whatever they want,” he told KTLA.

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My god! This guys like a rich European Jesus or something! Total euro vibe from this dude. When i watched the video he reminded me of the European dude from Super Troopers. Just being a sexual deviant and driving luxury sports car. The only thing better about this dude is he’s giving life advice also. I mean did you hear his testimony given by himself? He stopped a hot chick from committing suicide. I know 2015 has tons of women to offer but every hot girl is a precious commodity and he saved it! Don’t be salty about him having a luxury pad and a harem of women parading around his house, guys a savior. Just waltz in seeking help and he’ll help ya get that little push to become what he is. You can’t tell me there’s no part of this that someone wants, even if you’re in a loving committed marriage. You know you want to live a rich life, you know you want 6 pack abs, you know your wife wants you to have 6 pack abs. Maybe take it upon your self to listen to his life message before you start issuing neighborhood complaints. Maybe you also can become a crusader to help beautiful women who have trouble dealing with their hardships. Thats just the Yotta Life

The one down side i will say tho, having a bunch of 10 dollar bills? NOT BALLER. Its still more than i have in my back account but flaunting around 1/10th of the largest piece of currency doesn’t allude wealth. (Sudden idea- Gotta start having rappers making it rain personal checks all with over the 100 dollar bill amount. maybe even just have it “One Hundred Dollars and 01/100″….Ballin!”)

UCF Looses To FIU In First Game At Home, Lets Turn To Social Media To See How The Fans Took It

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Going scoreless in the 2nd half culminating in a blocked FG attempt is not the nicest way to open up the season but gauging from UCF’s Yeti account it doesnt seem like it didn’t get all the spirits down……IMG_1379

No Bra Sideboob FTW

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Empty out your trashcan and get ready to sleep there every weekend

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Um Okay…..I guess im kind of a big square for not doing coke.

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So outta no where ASU jumped to the top of the leader board on Yeti and Knights just wont tolerate that shit. Already took a loss to FIU, Not going to bend over to ASU now too. Titties, drugs, ancient japanese rituals. Whatever it takes to stay on top. #GoKnights

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Nice pair. Not too saggy, very shapely. With that tongue emoji was my penis but whatevs

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My guess is brazilian. either way, i want to touch it.

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Id be lucky if either one of them raped me.

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Gotta power through it bro.

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I think thats a perfect pushup in the back ground.

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Hey ASU Are you picking up any homeless drunks on the top of your car? didnt think so.

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(eggplant emoji+squirting water emoji+Cool guy sunglasses emoji)

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Bet the gas prices are like a million dollars a gallon in Tempe. Obama keeps it real for us here in the 407

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Firm

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Probably would be more if we actually won

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We dont hate here at the Ugly Orange or UCF. Couple Gay bros just doing the damn thing for the yeti. P.s- I haven’t seen a volcom shirt since 2010. clean it up gay guy.

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Dips on the one one with no pants on.

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Dips on the one in the jersey

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This was a video, bitch was just standing there with stiff hips.

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That ass is super tight in those jeans **ginuwine voice** and who the fuck is Magic man? how about a #SpecialThanksToEdLeeForBloggingMyAss

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She’s resplendent

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Like i said, resplendent

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I have no idea what that Tattoo is but it could be a picture of my dead body for all i care and i would still think its hot

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Word.

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Clean it up

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Was starting to think UCF was all coke fiends but good to know people fall back on the normal everyday weed.

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#Jello

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Tight

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Is Fun coupon slang for coke?

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This ass belongs to the titties above.

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Word

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Welp that didn’t work out

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Go knights!

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Poor guy probably soldiered all her could.

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#chocolate

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TOFTG

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If it helps, A chick kinda helps her to her room because we’re not about #RapeCulture

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Perfect

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Refuel at chipotle

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(Eggplant emoji+Squirt emoji+Sad face emoji because i definitely cam from just looking at that body.

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See Above comment ^^

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#preach

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Medical bills to prove how hard you go.

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Carpe diem

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In braod daylight too.

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(100 emoji)

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chicks dig scars

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Boom. And there you have it. Just part one of the first college football weekend. Fuck FSU, Fuck FIU, Fuck ASU. Go knights!