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Do You Want To Legally Develop A Drug Habit? Well Now You Can With Coco Loko!

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(NEWSER) – You can eat it and drink it, so why not inhale it? That’s the thinking behind Coco Loko, a new “snortable” chocolate powder billed as a legal way to get high, the Washington Post reports. The newfangled nose candy leaves snorters with a “euphoric” feeling “but also motivated to get things done,” per founder Nick Anderson. He likens the buzz, which lasts for 30 minutes to an hour, to that of an energy drink. The 29-year-old Anderson, who runs the company Legal Lean, says he got the idea for Coco Loko a few months ago after hearing about a “chocolate-snorting trend” in Europe. Jezebel reports the fad may go back to 2015, when a Belgian chocolate-maker hawked a device that shoots chocolate powder up your nose. “At first, I was like, ‘Is this a hoax?,'” Anderson tells the Post.
“And then I tried it and it was like, OK, this is the future right here.” So Anderson pumped in $10,000 of his own cash into creating his own “raw cacao snuff.” A 10-serving tin of Coco Loko costs $19.99 on the company website. The product is also spiked with ginkgo biloba, taurine, and guarana, all common ingredients in energy drinks. The powder is not FDA approved, and doctors seem perplexed by it. “No one’s studied what happens if you inhale chocolate into your nose,” one doc tells the Post. ABC10 notes that stuffing foreign substances up your schnoz could hurt mucous membranes, which keep bacteria and particles from entering the nose, among other issues. So does it work? Reviews on message boards are all over the place, with one saying, “All I felt was drowsy,” per the Post. (Nearly half of us aren’t sure where chocolate milk comes from.)

Minus wanting a crazy rush in the middle of a nightclub surrounded by chicks ready to snort the same stuff as you just did and an increased chance to have sex with said, one of those chicks, I can’t imagine snorting anything up my nose. Call me a pussy but i just feel like it would really fuck with my sinus. When I was a kid i remember we would pretend to be cool as shit and bust out pixie sticks into a coke line and one time my buddy snorted it up and said it burned, proceeded to sneeze a bunch with a bunch of mucus. We all had a great laugh but he said it was uncomfortable as shit and burned. So yea probably not gonna do that chocolate powder and for $19.99 none the less. I mean yea compared to cocaine it certainly has it beat in cost but if you’re telling me all I need to party like the Stone’s in their heyday is cocoa powder then I’ll stroll into Walmart on the way to the club and get a can of Nesquik for like 8 bucks and a Redbull. Boom. That’s all this shit is. So if you want to pretend to be about that life go ahead and rip open a tin of cocoa powder and sniff it in between trading stocks working a high stress finance job then go for it.

Does This Look Like The Face Of A Drug Induced Man Trying To Kill Ghost With His Machete?

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A Florida couple, who were under the influence of drugs, were arrested after deputies said they were chasing ghosts and hacking at them with a machete, Volusia County deputies. Jonathan Ponce, 31, and Meghan Silva, 26, were found on a Deltona-area street with Silva telling deputies that she was running away from Ponce because he had a machete, WESH reports. Silva said they were under the influence of "Molly" with Ponce admitting to using the drug and taking the machete to chase ghosts with because their house was haunted, WKMG added.The machete was found in the front yard of their house with deputies saying they found the weapon’s sheath in a room where a 6-year-old and 8-year-old were asleep. Deputies said they both “displayed erratic and paranoid behavior”; the two were arrested and charged with child neglect, according to WESH.

PalmBeach Post- A Florida couple, who were under the influence of drugs, were arrested after deputies said they were chasing ghosts and hacking at them with a machete, Volusia County deputies.
Jonathan Ponce, 31, and Meghan Silva, 26, were found on a Deltona-area street with Silva telling deputies that she was running away from Ponce because he had a machete, WESH reports. Silva said they were under the influence of “Molly” with Ponce admitting to using the drug and taking the machete to chase ghosts with because their house was haunted, WKMG added.The machete was found in the front yard of their house with deputies saying they found the weapon’s sheath in a room where a 6-year-old and 8-year-old were asleep. Deputies said they both “displayed erratic and paranoid behavior”; the two were arrested and charged with child neglect, according to WESH.

Uhh Hey Jonathan, you idiot, you know you can’t hack off a ghost limbs because it’s a ghost right? Have you never read a book in your life? Watch a movie? They’re ghost bro. Just an apparition of someone who’s died and has a tormented soul. You’re just waving a machete around trying to cut air at that point. They’re just on a different astral plane laughing at you waving your hands like an idiot unfazed. But also, whats the deal? I thought molly was suppose to make you feel good and shit. Like you should be trying to fuck the ghost if anything, not kill it with a machete. Isn’t that the point? That’s why the kids are turning music festival into a pharmaceutical convention? To roll face with another chick and get into an orgy filled with sound waves all making the experience trippy and shit? You probably took the wrong drugs I think, man because you definitely don’t see people at Lollapalooza with crude weapons trying to de-limb people to The Red Hot Chili Peppers. And even crazier of a move is knowing that your house is haunted with ghost, thus taking the wrong drugs to get you blitz out of your gourd, to try to kill said ghost. Best case scenario, the ghost goes away for a bit, because again it’s a ghost and they can’t die from cuts. Worst case scenario, you pissed off one mean ass ghost.

Does This Look Like The Face Of A Homeless Woman Who Lit her Boyfriend On Fire Because He Didn’t Give Her Drugs

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DeLAND, Fla. (AP) — A Florida homeless woman is in Volusia County jail after setting her boyfriend on fire. The Volusia County Sheriff’s office says that 41-year-old Annie Harper doused her boyfriend’s shorts with lighter fluid and then set him on fire. The victim told deputies that they got in an argument and she was mad at him for not providing her with drugs. The incident occurred at a homeless camp in the woods outside of DeLand. Harper is charged with aggravated battery. A second misdemeanor battery charge was added after a witness reported seeing Harper kick the victim, a 34-year old male, as he was lying on the ground naked. The victim was treated at a Daytona Beach hospital before being transferred to a burn unit in Orlando.

DeLAND, Fla. (AP) — A Florida homeless woman is in Volusia County jail after setting her boyfriend on fire.
The Volusia County Sheriff’s office says that 41-year-old Annie Harper doused her boyfriend’s shorts with lighter fluid and then set him on fire. The victim told deputies that they got in an argument and she was mad at him for not providing her with drugs. The incident occurred at a homeless camp in the woods outside of DeLand.
Harper is charged with aggravated battery. A second misdemeanor battery charge was added after a witness reported seeing Harper kick the victim, a 34-year old male, as he was lying on the ground naked.
The victim was treated at a Daytona Beach hospital before being transferred to a burn unit in Orlando.

Nothing to see here. Just your typical 41 year old homeless drug addict and her conflicts with her lover. See this is why when I see homeless people I have to at least consider giving them change. When I’m in the car I make sure the windows are rolled up and doors are locked. But on the street if a vagrant asks me for money, at that second you gotta know your life is up in the air and has no idea which way it’ll fall. Maybe you play it safe, give them spare change, they leave you alone. Maybe you give them change and they follow you asking for more. It’s all a gamble with drug addicted homeless people. Shit who knows maybe her boyfriend could’ve given her drugs and she still could’ve lit his body on fire. You just gotta accept that your gambling with life by talking to a homeless person, not to mention getting in a relationship with one.

Also side note- Is this guy, her boyfriend, homeless too? For some reason I played it out as he lives a shitty life in a crappy dilapidated house, gets a bj from this homeless woman in exchange for drugs and then she proceeds to sleep outside. In that case its just really a prostitution scenario as opposed to a Boyfriend thing. I mean I’m not a big titles person but just saying.

Does This Look Like The Face Of A Man Who Stole A $1600 Dollar Dog To Sell For Crack?

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LARGO, FLORIDA — On January 12, 2016, just before 2:00 PM, 38-year-old Wayne Junior Barfield entered All About Puppies located at 7190 Ulmerton Road. The subject left the store shortly afterward; concealing a 9 week old Yorkie puppy. The individual was observed entering an older model, white truck. Barfield was arrested Friday and charged with grand theft. According to the AP, the suspect traded the dog for crack and cash in St. Petersburg. The dog is still missing. The animal has a microchip and veterinarians in the area have been alerted.

LARGO, FLORIDA — On January 12, 2016, just before 2:00 PM, 38-year-old Wayne Junior Barfield entered All About Puppies located at 7190 Ulmerton Road. The subject left the store shortly afterward; concealing a 9 week old Yorkie puppy. The individual was observed entering an older model, white truck.
Barfield was arrested Friday and charged with grand theft. According to the AP, the suspect traded the dog for crack and cash in St. Petersburg. The dog is still missing. The animal has a microchip and veterinarians in the area have been alerted.

There’s a lot of people to blame in this story. If you have a pet shop, how the fuck do you not realize when someone has stolen one of your dog? I mean im completely basing this off of my dog but when my boy was a pup at 9 weeks old, he wasn’t fitting in my pants pocket. Guy was the size of my arm at least. Can’t exactly just chest him and throw a hoodie on with out noticing unless you’re the most dense employee on the planet. Second, how the fuck did he steal it? Now im thinking its like when you walk into pet supermarket and they have them in the boxes with no top for gerbils and hamsters. Did he just pick this guy up and walk away? If you have a puppy over a grand you might want to make sure no one can touch it without permission none the less fleece it right under your nose. Third, hey puppy, try to make some noise or something for me one time man. Let me know you’re getting kidnapped by a crack head. You’re suppose to be born with the instincts to detect when shit ain’t kosher. Pee on him to distract him and give a yelp or something or else you just don’t care enough about living a good life and if that’s how you’re gonna act then be a cat or something else next time. Fourth and final, if you’re a crack dealer, don’t accept puppies as part of your payment. That shit has to be paper every time or else whats next? You’re gonna have bums stealing a million toaster ovens trying to tell you that together they’re worth a few crack rock or you’ll have people bringing you cats for just a quick bump to get them off. 10 crack commandments Number 6: that goddamn credit? Dead it. No DUIs in this business and New Rule Number 6(a): Don’t except puppies either and pay your customer the remaining amount for the puppy.

Looks Like We Got Ourselves Another Blood Rave And Its In America

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Source- After news of the Blood Rave in Amsterdam swept across social media a few weeks ago, news of an identically inclined blood rave will take place during New York’s Comic Con, featuring electronic music pioneers The Crystal Method as headliners, as well as featuring Pictureplane, The Dance Cartel, A Place Both Wonderful And Strange, and DJ Choyce Hacks. The party will also include sword fighting, cosplay actors, a chill-out room based on the hyper-modern apartment of Blade villain Deacon Frost, and several secret guests. Since this is America, fake blood will be used – a proprietary combination that Thump was able to try out first hand last Friday at a press preview. The party is being put on by BBQ Films, who specialize in “transforming iconic movie scenes into immersive parties.” They’ve recreated the going-out-of-business party from Empire Records, and this latest venture is sure to match expectations. If you’d like to attend, tickets are available here. Blade Rave will take place on October 9, 2015 at New York’s Terminal 5. THUMP readers get reduced-cost tickets with the discount code “IMMERSIVECINEMA”.

Source- After news of the Blood Rave in Amsterdam swept across social media a few weeks ago, news of an identically inclined blood rave will take place during New York’s Comic Con, featuring electronic music pioneers The Crystal Method as headliners, as well as featuring Pictureplane, The Dance Cartel, A Place Both Wonderful And Strange, and DJ Choyce Hacks.
The party will also include sword fighting, cosplay actors, a chill-out room based on the hyper-modern apartment of Blade villain Deacon Frost, and several secret guests.
Since this is America, fake blood will be used – a proprietary combination that Thump was able to try out first hand last Friday at a press preview.
The party is being put on by BBQ Films, who specialize in “transforming iconic movie scenes into immersive parties.” They’ve recreated the going-out-of-business party from Empire Records, and this latest venture is sure to match expectations.
If you’d like to attend, tickets are available here.
Blade Rave will take place on October 9, 2015 at New York’s Terminal 5. THUMP readers get reduced-cost tickets with the discount code “IMMERSIVECINEMA”.

So i guess this is gonna become an on going thing now? Blood Raves are whats hot for 2015 and beyond.  Before we start popping molly with fake blood pouring down our faces lets just clear the air for a second. The Amsterdam Blood Rave should be the only Blood Rave worth going to. After i blogged it i guess Blood Raves just took off (only 2 so far and i probably was inconsequential but whatever). That ones on Halloween which just makes it that much more special and acceptable. If you just get doused in blood on a random Fall Friday then you’re gonna look like a weird person. Trying to take the subway in that and people are gonna look at you like you’re some freak who looks like a giant tampon. And as much as i hate to say it, The Netherlands is a much better place to have something like this where they dont have the restraints of American Safety laws. I mean fake blood? thats not how Deacon Frost rolls. I know it sounds crazy but i need them to at least attempt to get real blood. Yea if you have to spill pigs or something but you got to at least try to get the real deal like the Netherlands rave.

Also knowing this is some sort of business set up by a company that does these things, making scenes in real life kind of takes some fun out of it. The other rave was just about a rave inspired by Blade. This one Is like trying to re make scenes and all that nonsense. If im there im there about the Blood Rave itself and not because its a business that recreates iconic scenes from movies. If i wanted to be apart of some weird fake blood fueled life imitating art thing thats one thing but this should be about another thing entirely. its about taking drugs and having chicks and guys getting super horny about the fact that blood is gonna rain down on them and there might be a little pain/ sex/drugs involved. Something tells me there’s gonna be an asshole telling you you can’t have sex in Deacon’s swanky New York apartment in this version of a blood rave and that’s just not right. If I’m on drugs humping and grinding all night to EDM music getting blood, real or fake, sprayed on me I’m gonna want to have sex with the closest piece of ass that will let me. That’s just how vampires do it.

Sidenote- I dont know a thing about Crystal Method aside that they have one song on Need For Speed Underground but in my head they would be whats playing at a blood rave.

This Drugged Up Vagrant Doesn’t Give A Fuck About This Cops Tasering.

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Published on Sep 4, 2015

I apologize for the angle of it . I NEVER would’ve expected it to escalate to that extent. Riverdale MD, Riverdale police handled this situation a lot better than other police would have in my opinion. Im amazed they didn’t shoot. **Backstory** : So about 4-8 mins before the police arrived , this man was inside the McDonalds located in Riverdale MD on Kenilwoth Ave. When I first noticed him, he was just talking to himself. After not paying attention to what he was saying, he began to bang on his table like if it were drums and was doing it a bit too loud. I had just assumed he was a person of special needs maybe and once agin, didn’t pay attention. He soon started punching his table like if it were a person and knew, he was becoming aggressive and an endangerment to the publics safety. My mom had asked an employee at this point if they had called the police and they had responded saying “yes, they’re en route.” He soon gets up and starts arguing with himself and acts like he wants to fight with someone who was in front of him and goes up against a wall and starts shouting. He takes off his shirt and starts walking around which endangers the public a lot more because we don’t know if he’s going to hurt someone because this man already seemed agitated. At this point he starts throwing chairs to the ground and slammed a wet floor sign to the ground and pushing chairs. McDonalds was pretty packed as well considering most people were getting out of work and school and there was quite a bit of children (including my 2 younger siblings) and a group of elderly people. When the police arrive, he was ordered on the ground and knew right there, to take out my phone and start recording. During the moment i had forgotten to turn my phone sideways which is why its at that angle so i do apologize for that. After he was detained, his legs were soon in cuffs and had a human muzzle it seemed like because he was still shouting and screaming. The ambulance arrived probably about 2 or 3 mins later after he was detained. He was then transported to a DC hospital. After all, he was tased 3 times, maced about 4 times, hit with the baton twice, tackled to the wall, and almost had his arm broken when being detained. Throughout the whole incident, this man showed NO sign of giving up and was resisting arrest. It seemed clear after being tased for the first time that this man WAS ON DRUGS. Most likely PCP. I commend the officers for stoping him before he could hurt someone and danger the public.

What’s the point of using and continually using a taser when you blast it at a bum and he just casually strolls around McDonalds with electricity coursing through his veins? Was theirs just broken? Is this man like Electro from Spider Man and just eats electricity for breakfast, lunch, and dinner? Honestly I think its just what happens when you’re that fine line of bum where you’ve slept on the streets enough times but haven’t just fully given up on life. Like he probably has a crappy den of a house but just shoots up on the streets to the point where the elements have numbed his nerves down so he can’t feel much physical pain. Obviously still has some meat on him, and not emaciated like a Holocaust victim. Like I said, that fine line of bum.  I mean the cop fired that thing point blank at him and he was still running around like a dog on a leash. That doesn’t work? Oh we’ll just wail on his leg with this nightstick while the tasers still running. Dude just scratches it off. They needed two freaking tasers and an ass kicking to kinda get him at least on the floor. They treated mace like it was hair spray and a little sting in his eyes. If it is just the drugs just fighting the pain then we need to modify that shit so that you’re not a crazy lunatic and just a drug that creates super soldiers that can take endless amounts of pain because thats whats going on for this guy.

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Love these 2 dudes just going at their food. Doesn’t matter if you’re white collar or blue collar. They just want nothing more than to get off work, enjoy their Bic Mac combo meal with a large fries maybe some McNuggets, and take in the live theater of watching a bum get arrested. Men of two different worlds, but men none the less who need their McDonalds.

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If I were in the drive through lane and saw this happen, I would ask the police officer if i could volunteer help by just running him over or just a nice strong love tap with the front bumper. It might be a cruel thing to do but you go through drive through to avoid the madness and judgement of others when you place an order large enough to feed a family all for yourself. Plus if im hungry than anyone in my path to satiation is fair game.

UCF Looses To FIU In First Game At Home, Lets Turn To Social Media To See How The Fans Took It

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Going scoreless in the 2nd half culminating in a blocked FG attempt is not the nicest way to open up the season but gauging from UCF’s Yeti account it doesnt seem like it didn’t get all the spirits down……IMG_1379

No Bra Sideboob FTW

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Empty out your trashcan and get ready to sleep there every weekend

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Um Okay…..I guess im kind of a big square for not doing coke.

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So outta no where ASU jumped to the top of the leader board on Yeti and Knights just wont tolerate that shit. Already took a loss to FIU, Not going to bend over to ASU now too. Titties, drugs, ancient japanese rituals. Whatever it takes to stay on top. #GoKnights

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Nice pair. Not too saggy, very shapely. With that tongue emoji was my penis but whatevs

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My guess is brazilian. either way, i want to touch it.

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Id be lucky if either one of them raped me.

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Gotta power through it bro.

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I think thats a perfect pushup in the back ground.

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Hey ASU Are you picking up any homeless drunks on the top of your car? didnt think so.

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(eggplant emoji+squirting water emoji+Cool guy sunglasses emoji)

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Bet the gas prices are like a million dollars a gallon in Tempe. Obama keeps it real for us here in the 407

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Firm

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Probably would be more if we actually won

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We dont hate here at the Ugly Orange or UCF. Couple Gay bros just doing the damn thing for the yeti. P.s- I haven’t seen a volcom shirt since 2010. clean it up gay guy.

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Dips on the one one with no pants on.

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Dips on the one in the jersey

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This was a video, bitch was just standing there with stiff hips.

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That ass is super tight in those jeans **ginuwine voice** and who the fuck is Magic man? how about a #SpecialThanksToEdLeeForBloggingMyAss

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She’s resplendent

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Like i said, resplendent

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I have no idea what that Tattoo is but it could be a picture of my dead body for all i care and i would still think its hot

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Word.

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Clean it up

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Was starting to think UCF was all coke fiends but good to know people fall back on the normal everyday weed.

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#Jello

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Tight

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Is Fun coupon slang for coke?

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This ass belongs to the titties above.

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Word

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Welp that didn’t work out

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Go knights!

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Poor guy probably soldiered all her could.

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#chocolate

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TOFTG

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If it helps, A chick kinda helps her to her room because we’re not about #RapeCulture

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Perfect

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Refuel at chipotle

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(Eggplant emoji+Squirt emoji+Sad face emoji because i definitely cam from just looking at that body.

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See Above comment ^^

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#preach

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Medical bills to prove how hard you go.

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Carpe diem

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In braod daylight too.

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(100 emoji)

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chicks dig scars

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Boom. And there you have it. Just part one of the first college football weekend. Fuck FSU, Fuck FIU, Fuck ASU. Go knights!

 

Does This Look Like The Face Of A Man Who Crashed Into The Guardrails On The Highway And Immediately Decided To Huff Keyboard Duster In front Of The Cops

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TOPSHAM, Maine (AP) — Police say a Maine man crashed his SUV into a guardrail on an interstate and then inhaled computer keyboard cleaner in front of the officer who pulled him over. Topsham Sgt. Robert Ramsay tells the Portland Press Herald (http://bit.ly/1JxG2kp) that 44-year-old John Yates was arrested Monday night on Interstate 295 in Topsham. Ramsay says police saw Yates pull into a breakdown lane, then pull out suddenly, almost hitting a tractor-trailer. Police say a slow pursuit ensued until Yates hit a guardrail and crashed into a ditch. Police say Yates then grabbed a canister of keyboard cleaner and began huffing it. Yates faces charges including driving under the influence of drugs. He was being held Wednesday on $1,000 bail and couldn't be reached for comment on the charges.

TOPSHAM, Maine (AP) — Police say a Maine man crashed his SUV into a guardrail on an interstate and then inhaled computer keyboard cleaner in front of the officer who pulled him over.
Topsham Sgt. Robert Ramsay tells the Portland Press Herald (http://bit.ly/1JxG2kp) that 44-year-old John Yates was arrested Monday night on Interstate 295 in Topsham.
Ramsay says police saw Yates pull into a breakdown lane, then pull out suddenly, almost hitting a tractor-trailer.
Police say a slow pursuit ensued until Yates hit a guardrail and crashed into a ditch. Police say Yates then grabbed a canister of keyboard cleaner and began huffing it.
Yates faces charges including driving under the influence of drugs. He was being held Wednesday on $1,000 bail and couldn’t be reached for comment on the charges.

Judge this man all you want but I wont hate on him. There’s no point in running from the police. When you realize you’re got you’re only delaying the inevitable. Well you know you’re going to jail, have to hear a shit full from people judging you, financial situation probably to deal with. Well before the handcuffs come on why not just get super high. No point crying like a bitch because they have no sympathy. I mean i think keyboard duster is a little hardcore but i high is a high i guess.  Try to keep some power and dignity by getting high right in the cops face before you get taken in. I like the move.

Has anyone seen the movie Belly? Nas, DMX, Method Man directed by Hype Williams. Great flick (not really but kinda yes). Anyways when I saw this story it reminded me of the scene in the restaurant where DMX instigated the situation where one of his boys got shot and he just sits there drinking and lighting up a blunt while the cops arrest him. I’d rather go out like that instead of keyboard duster but kinda the same thing.