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Finding A Snake In A Christmas True Would Ruin The Holiday For Me Forever

 

Yo Cheryl, fuck this snake. It’s crawling in your fuck Christmas tree. If you have kids and shit sitting by the tree, it could murk them in a second. And don’t you dare tell me I’m over reacting. She’s under reacting. Fuck all of that “She didn’t panic, she called the snake catcher!” I would panic. You’re suppose to panic. It’s a snake. You know those sneaky devious animals that can strike at fast speeds and has a body that’s entirely muscle and loaded with venom. If I were with this person i would assume she’s praying for a death wish for how nonchalant she seems about a snake. Not to mention the biblical undertones of the whole scenario. Christmas, Christ mas, more Christ, the snake is the devil. All of that nonsense. I don’t want to be branded an animal killer. In almost all scenarios I want them to be free in the wild to do whatever it is they do. But you guys know I will never like snakes. It broke into your domicile, stand your ground and blow it away with a shotgun.

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Australian City Bans Porn And Asks Of It’s People To Promise To Stop Watching Porn

Cr Antonio was one of more than 200 civic leaders, students and workers who gathered to hear stories of the personal impacts of pornography, and to read a pledge promising not to engage with porn. "I dare say there will be some negative comments about it," Cr Antonio said. "But we must begin a journey with one step. I think what we've focused on today is the real value of proper relationships. Pornography has no place in that." A city of more than 100,000 residents, Toowoomba is known as the garden city, and a family-friendly community. It is also home to several adult shops, a brothel and a strip club. The Mayor said the 'city free from porn' push was not aimed at those businesses. "We're not talking about the people who are visiting the brothel or going along to the strip club," he said. "We're talking about the people who are impacted by pornography, and its impact on relationships. Last year, the National Boy's Health Forum heard boys aged 12-17 were the fastest growing users of pornography, and 88 per cent of porn sites contained aggressive acts that were almost always directed at women. The city leaders are concerned for the next generation. "Domestic violence is a social cancer," said John Minz, chairman of Toowoomba Together, an organisation committed to awareness and education on domestic violence issues. "Most quality research points to stereotypical gender-specific belief systems that reinforce a dominance and power over a female member of a relationship. "These belief systems begin when children are very young. "Politicians and police are doing what they can in relation to drugs and alcohol, but who is taking responsibility in relation to pornography? The answer is no one." Like the Mayor, Mr Minz believes pornography has no place in healthy relationships. "We are promoting values of respect, tolerance and understanding. Against this constructive social change platform, we have pornography," he saidMr Minz said parents should discuss the issue with their children. "Explain that it exists, because they will hear about it anyway," he said. Mr Minz was clear the campaign was not only driven by the city's religious leaders. "It's the mayor, it's Toowoomba Together, it's concerned parents. I think we need to see it beyond religious faith," he said. "If the very explicit and humiliating and aggressive pornography is there at the click of a button, logic says it is a big problem. "Our future is our young people, and the choices they make. How do we nurture that? "As parents, and as a community, we try and give them the best of the world. Exposure to pornography is not good, it shapes wrong attitudes that will affect their future lives."In a connected world, where pornography is only a button click away, how realistic is a 'porn-free' city? "I take a lot of hope from the anti-smoking campaign," said Toowoomba City Women chief executive Letitia Shelton.Ms Shelton believes pornography degrades and devalues women, but knows not everyone in her community will say no to pornography. "Ideally, we'd like them to realise the harm it can do to a community, to look at what porn does to a life," she said. "The ideal is a place where every human being is valued."

Australia- Cr Antonio was one of more than 200 civic leaders, students and workers who gathered to hear stories of the personal impacts of pornography, and to read a pledge promising not to engage with porn.
“I dare say there will be some negative comments about it,” Cr Antonio said.
“But we must begin a journey with one step. I think what we’ve focused on today is the real value of proper relationships. Pornography has no place in that.”
A city of more than 100,000 residents, Toowoomba is known as the garden city, and a family-friendly community.
It is also home to several adult shops, a brothel and a strip club.
The Mayor said the ‘city free from porn’ push was not aimed at those businesses.
“We’re not talking about the people who are visiting the brothel or going along to the strip club,” he said.
“We’re talking about the people who are impacted by pornography, and its impact on relationships.
Last year, the National Boy’s Health Forum heard boys aged 12-17 were the fastest growing users of pornography, and 88 per cent of porn sites contained aggressive acts that were almost always directed at women.
The city leaders are concerned for the next generation.
“Domestic violence is a social cancer,” said John Minz, chairman of Toowoomba Together, an organisation committed to awareness and education on domestic violence issues.
“Most quality research points to stereotypical gender-specific belief systems that reinforce a dominance and power over a female member of a relationship.
“These belief systems begin when children are very young.
“Politicians and police are doing what they can in relation to drugs and alcohol, but who is taking responsibility in relation to pornography? The answer is no one.”
Like the Mayor, Mr Minz believes pornography has no place in healthy relationships.
“We are promoting values of respect, tolerance and understanding. Against this constructive social change platform, we have pornography,” he saidMr Minz said parents should discuss the issue with their children.
“Explain that it exists, because they will hear about it anyway,” he said.
Mr Minz was clear the campaign was not only driven by the city’s religious leaders.
“It’s the mayor, it’s Toowoomba Together, it’s concerned parents. I think we need to see it beyond religious faith,” he said.
“If the very explicit and humiliating and aggressive pornography is there at the click of a button, logic says it is a big problem.
“Our future is our young people, and the choices they make. How do we nurture that?
“As parents, and as a community, we try and give them the best of the world. Exposure to pornography is not good, it shapes wrong attitudes that will affect their future lives.”In a connected world, where pornography is only a button click away, how realistic is a ‘porn-free’ city?
“I take a lot of hope from the anti-smoking campaign,” said Toowoomba City Women chief executive Letitia Shelton.Ms Shelton believes pornography degrades and devalues women, but knows not everyone in her community will say no to pornography.
“Ideally, we’d like them to realise the harm it can do to a community, to look at what porn does to a life,” she said.
“The ideal is a place where every human being is valued.”

What kind of porn does this mayor watch? I mean part of me doesn’t want to blame him. Have you guys seen the porn trending these days? Its legit loaded with incest porn. Just a bunch of mom’s having sex with sons and shit. Some weird Oedipus Rex nonsense going on with Porn hub and I don’t like it. That’s the kind of stuff that’ll ruin families if a 12 year old kid is thinking his mom is gonna have sex with him when his pops is on a work vacation. But I mean this guy sounds like he’s going into the hardcore category where guys are like doing some really deplorable stuff that I occasionally watch. But I mean more likely than not the porn sex is all mutual between the guy and girl. She’s having fun, he’s having fun. She wants a load on her face, he wants to put it there. Everything is all copacetic in the porn i watch. If you take that away from me who knows what I’ll do when I need to just be left alone and decompress.

Does this Mayor understand what can happen to a society when you take away porn? Like I like the idea of strong Family morals for sure, but I also know that people are people and we all have our vices. You can be like the father in the last post and do heroin, but like 99% of the world all we need is a good ol’ fashion session when your alone for five minutes. We’re all human and we get annoyed with one another. Yea sometimes i didn’t clean a fucking dish. Do you get into a screaming match that leads into a domestic violence case? No, You walk away, visit some websites, do something for five minutes, and everything all comes back down to normal. A healthy relationship.

But maybe this mayor is a sneaky genius? Instead of visiting your favorite porn site when you get mad at your significant other, you boost the local economy and visit the town brothel and have Stacy clear your pipes. Visit all the strippers in town and help fund their college tuition. Maybe that is the smart play.

Love A Good Old Fashion Dick “Fuck” Instead Of A Yin Yang Tattoo Prank

Metro- An Austrian woman who has asked a friend for a Yin Yang tattoo on her back was appalled when she looked in the mirror and saw a massive penis, and the word, ‘F*ck’. The tattooist had done a rough drawing of the Yin Yang symbol – and shown the 21-year-old his sketch in a mobile phone photo – before switching to ink and drawing on the penis. When the victim saw it, which she said did not happen until she had got home and looked in the mirror, she burst into tears and asked, ‘What the f*ck? NO!’ When a judge asked the amateur tattooist, also 21, why he’d done it, he said, ‘Just because,’ according to The Local.

Metro– An Austrian woman who has asked a friend for a Yin Yang tattoo on her back was appalled when she looked in the mirror and saw a massive penis, and the word, ‘F*ck’.
The tattooist had done a rough drawing of the Yin Yang symbol – and shown the 21-year-old his sketch in a mobile phone photo – before switching to ink and drawing on the penis.
When the victim saw it, which she said did not happen until she had got home and looked in the mirror, she burst into tears and asked, ‘What the f*ck? NO!’
When a judge asked the amateur tattooist, also 21, why he’d done it, he said, ‘Just because,’ according to The Local.

Love a good ol fashion dick tattoo prank. Kinda shocked you don’t see more of this really. And I partially don’t blame the tattoo artist. I mean maybe the chick bought that he was tattooing a cheesy yin yang symbol when he was starting off with the balls, But your body should be smart enough to tell your nerve endings that something is wrong when he starts drawing what was described as a “Massive Penis.” Must’ve been a rookie getting a tattoo. I mean did she not ask to see it like in a reflection or anything? Just casually assume everything looked fine? Like every time I get a haircut they put a little mirror to make sure you don’t look like a freak of nature in the back. If they don’t show me the back of my head and its about as crooked as a dog’s leg than that’s almost my fault for not asking. Love the tattoo artist’s answer to to why he did it. Simply “Just Because.”

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Well They Have God Damn Giant Lizards Scaling The Sides Of Houses In Australia

ERIC Holland was just killing time in his shed when he came across a mature Lace Monitor in his backyard earlier this week. “I was just doing a repair job in my shed when I opened the door and I saw this huge thing run across the ground and out of sight,” Mr Holland said. “I went inside after I saw it in the backyard and heard a banging noise coming from the side of the house,” “When I went outside I saw him on the side of the house with his tail hitting the drain pipe,” Mr Holland said. Mr Holland was quick enough to snap a photo of the estimated five-foot goanna scaled on the side of his Thurgoona home. Mr Holland has lived in the area for 18 years and said he has never seen anything similar on his property. “It was a big surprise really,” “I sometimes get blue tongues and lizards in the backyard but never anything quite like this.” The goanna quickly shuffled off Mr Holland's property. Mr Holland has not sighted the reptile since. The NSW Office of Environment and Heritage said it would not be unusual for a Lace Monitor to be found in the area around Albury. Lace Monitors can grow to around two metres in length and weigh up to 20 kilograms.

Source- ERIC Holland was just killing time in his shed when he came across a mature Lace Monitor in his backyard earlier this week.
“I was just doing a repair job in my shed when I opened the door and I saw this huge thing run across the ground and out of sight,” Mr Holland said.
“I went inside after I saw it in the backyard and heard a banging noise coming from the side of the house,”
“When I went outside I saw him on the side of the house with his tail hitting the drain pipe,” Mr Holland said.
Mr Holland was quick enough to snap a photo of the estimated five-foot goanna scaled on the side of his Thurgoona home.
Mr Holland has lived in the area for 18 years and said he has never seen anything similar on his property.
“It was a big surprise really,”
“I sometimes get blue tongues and lizards in the backyard but never anything quite like this.”
The goanna quickly shuffled off Mr Holland’s property. Mr Holland has not sighted the reptile since.
The NSW Office of Environment and Heritage said it would not be unusual for a Lace Monitor to be found in the area around Albury.
Lace Monitors can grow to around two metres in length and weigh up to 20 kilograms.

Hey Mr. Holland, this isn’t your average garden variety lizard chilling on your window screen or even like an iguana chilling on the side of the road. Its a like a fucking genetically modified lizard/alligator/dinosaur/Lizard from Spider Man chilling along the side of your brick house. That mother fucking is scaling your walls and here you are lackadaisically just taking pictures of it for the gram as if its not a danger to the human race. Don’t give me that shit about it just wants to be left alone. It wants to eat and the bigger it grows the more it needs to satiate its fucking hunger and when tiny ass animals aren’t enough, you can bet a million koalas this thing is gonna start hitting up Aussie villages and towns to look for food, dead or alive.

And I’ll tell ya, the worst thing about hearing about these giant ass animals that randomly pop up around the world is they use the fucking metric system. I have no idea how those measurements work and I can’t retrain my brain to figure out what those stupid units of measurements are but here i am trying to figure it out. Heres how my brain process worked for this mother fucker- two meters? well in my car they use kilometers so thats gotta be kind of the same thing, so its like 2/1000 of a mile and a mile is very very long for me because i walk slow, there for, this lizard has to be like 20 ft in length. 20 kilograms? 20 bricks of coke because I head them talking about moving KIlos in rap songs and from what i’ve seen in the movies, thats heavy product. So there you have it, in my brain this lizard is the size of a pick up truck and about as heavy as a freshly harvested cocaine field. Fucking Monster of a lizard. Does that make me a dumb ignorant idiot about how this lizard lives and operates? Maybe, but rest assure I wouldn’t be dumb enough to let it live going unchecked while it eats all the kangaroo babies and causes a tear through out the villages of Australia.

 

So Apparently That French Chick I Blogged Yesterday Was Just a Hoax.

Remember the 26-year-old French woman who was looking for her baby daddy in Australia? Well it turns out it was a hoax and some British guy was just trying to get publicity for his company. ‘Natalie Amyot’ wasn’t really impregnated by a man in Mooloolaba, Queensland, Australia, despite claiming this in a YouTube video yesterday. ‘I found him’, she said in her latest clip released today. That was before Andy Sellar, who owns Sunny Coast Social Media, stepped out to reveal he was just the orchestrator. ‘This has been a viral video for Holiday Mooloolaba,’ he said. ‘We do viral videos for businesses. Now I know there is going to be a lot of you that are upset by this… maybe not too happy.’ He confirmed Ms Amyot’s real name was Alizee Michel, she was a marketing and tourism student and apparently had a boyfriend. Although we don’t know what to believe at this point. @alizeee_m

Metro– Remember the 26-year-old French woman who was looking for her baby daddy in Australia?
Well it turns out it was a hoax and some British guy was just trying to get publicity for his company.
‘Natalie Amyot’ wasn’t really impregnated by a man in Mooloolaba, Queensland, Australia, despite claiming this in a YouTube video yesterday.
‘I found him’, she said in her latest clip released today.
That was before Andy Sellar, who owns Sunny Coast Social Media, stepped out to reveal he was just the orchestrator.
‘This has been a viral video for Holiday Mooloolaba,’ he said.
‘We do viral videos for businesses. Now I know there is going to be a lot of you that are upset by this… maybe not too happy.’
He confirmed Ms Amyot’s real name was Alizee Michel, she was a marketing and tourism student and apparently had a boyfriend.
Although we don’t know what to believe at this point.
@alizeee_m

Listen. Im not gonna sit here and get accused that i was duped. If you read the blog you know i said half way through that it was probably a hoax. So im still smart, you guys.

All that aside though, this is great news. This means the 26 year old hot french chick didn’t get knocked up so i kinda still have a chance right? The rest I don’t care about. Mooloolaba, Australia, This Andy Sellers fellow who looks kinda weird. Don’t care. I kiiinda just want to see nudes of this French chick now at this point. I mean exposing this as a hoax kinda brought me one step closer though. We got a name and you can bet your ass im gonna track down Alizee Michel. Hey Alizee, if you dont want to me to creep on you through social media, dont look hot on a viral hoax video. Kinda fell in love with the persona too. Got hammered and make bad decisions that ends with sex. You toyed with my emotions Alizee! No apology is necessary but if you’re inclined to make one can you please attach other pics or nudes with them? Thats all I ask.

Cute French Chick Takes To Youtube In An Effort To Find Her Soon To Be BabyDaddy

Damn, something about a cute french girl in need just gets me going. Yea what she’s looking for is the probably buff Australian dude thats a million times better looking than me who actually had sex with her and impregnated her but what ever. When her eyes in her youtube video locks with my eyes it just gets me going a little, thats all im saying.

As for the over all situation of her actually going back to Australia to find the dude who came inside her, thats a psycho move thats just so typical french girl. Classic Parisian meets the love of her life and after one night together, leaves only to return to find true love some probably buff looking aussie surfer dude who met her in a bar, got drunk, fucked, nutted inside her, found out 6 weeks later that she was impregnated by said guy, and is now looking for her. Classic french. From the guys perspective though, that must be the worst thing. Finding out you knocked someone up over viral video and shes on your home turf hunting you down. I mean theres a fare share that this video could be fake, but on the off chance its real, you just gotta track her on social media and do the exact opposite. She travels back to mooloolaba? Head to Fiji. Going to a bar you go to a lot? Stay put inside a library. Just a game of cat and mouse and just know if she finds you, your life could be over. A chick crazy enough to hunt down her baby daddy is crazy enough to kill her baby daddy.

P.s- Mooloolaba, by far the weirdest name of a city i’ve heard.

Crocodile Gets His Arm Ruthlessly Ripped off

Well fucking A, Zookeeper. Maybe throw more than one chicken in the feeding pit filled with hungry primordial like dinosaur of a reptiles and you wont have your talent that bring in money to your zoo eating each others arms off. Is that the plan here? Just slowly let these crocs murder each other? I mean its just got one bum wheel now but theres no way that its gonna survive in the yard with a bunch of other crocs that got all 4 of their legs working. I mean they only had one chicken to feed, I kinda think their play here is to let them all just fuck up the croc till nothings left but bones. Fucking food chain, circle of life, and nature all come into play here.

Either way that audience kinda got their moneys worth. Normally you go to a zoo and its a lot of animals just sitting their. Well not this place. Sure you kinda put your life at risk when its a pit full of hungry crocs and only separated by a janky metal chain link fence that looks like you  can push and slide right under it and get your ass eaten. But that didnt happen so its a win for the spectators and for the zoo. Only loser is that croc that is going to for sure die.