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Bully Gets Rocked And Gets Tossed Into A Textbook Perfect Arm bar

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Smh. Kids these days not learning. Trying to pick a random ass fight even though theres a 50/50 chance you will get your ass beat and put online for the world to see. Well youngster better have learned quick. I mean this wasn’t even a fight if we’re being honest. It was more of one of those military sparring training’s on how to take out a guy trying to murder you so you gotta murder him back. It was just his ass getting taken to school inside of the school. Its school-ception. Throw up the dukes and next thing you know before you can take a breath you get a hard right and before you’re brain can recover you get a left foot to the temple, get your ass rag dolled to the ground getting fist rained down on you and you only made it worse by trying to get up cause next thing you know you’re locked in an arm bar with your joints being stretched until the your arm can fold backwards. There really was no answer to any of that because that kid who won, for all I know, is about as versed in fighting as a military personnel with those moves. So just don’t go picking fights, or if you do, know that it will end up online so you better put your best foot forward and try not to look like a complete asshole for starting a fight and end up tapping out. Also, in 10 years their spines are gonna be fucked from wearing a backpacks that hang below their knees. Everyone loses.

For real though, that arm bar move was so legit.

Yesterday Social Media Wanted Captain America To Be Gay And Now He’s Apparently Been Apart Of Hydra All Along

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When a hashtag campaign to #GiveCaptainAmericaABoyfriend caught fire on Twitter this week, a common refrain echoed across the Internet aiming for the ears of Disney execs: Give the Marvel superhero a man to love… because he pretty much already has one. When it comes to Captain America’s heart, everyone knows that ticker bleeds red, white, and blue, and that it belongs to one person. No, not Peggy Carter or her beautiful young niece, but Bucky Barnes, Cap’s long-lost bestie. Just about no one was really rooting for Steve Rogers and Sharon Carter to hook up in Captain America: Civil War—especially when he planted that shoehorned-in kiss on her so soon, too soon, after Peggy’s death. The better partner has been firmly entrenched in Cap’s heart since 1945.

DailyBeast- When a hashtag campaign to #GiveCaptainAmericaABoyfriend caught fire on Twitter this week, a common refrain echoed across the Internet aiming for the ears of Disney execs: Give the Marvel superhero a man to love… because he pretty much already has one.
When it comes to Captain America’s heart, everyone knows that ticker bleeds red, white, and blue, and that it belongs to one person. No, not Peggy Carter or her beautiful young niece, but Bucky Barnes, Cap’s long-lost bestie. Just about no one was really rooting for Steve Rogers and Sharon Carter to hook up in Captain America: Civil War—especially when he planted that shoehorned-in kiss on her so soon, too soon, after Peggy’s death. The better partner has been firmly entrenched in Cap’s heart since 1945.

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t’s All-New, All-Different Marvel! It’s the All-New, All-Different adventures of Steve Rogers, back in action today as Captain America! And Steve has an All-New, All-Different gimmick to his history that will change the Marvel Universe forever... if by forever you mean a few months or so, although you wouldn’t know it by the way everyone is freaking out. So what’s the twist, you may ask? It’s not Cap’s shiny new shield, which has a fancy laser cutter on it to make up for the fact that Sam Wilson is still running around with the old Captain America shield. No, it’s a twist that, in all honestly you may have already brazenly read on the front pages of Time, or Entertainment Weekly, or the AP (because screw courtesy, right?), but yes, SHOCKING NEWS: Steven Rogers has secretly been a Hydra Agent all along!

io9– it’s All-New, All-Different Marvel! It’s the All-New, All-Different adventures of Steve Rogers, back in action today as Captain America! And Steve has an All-New, All-Different gimmick to his history that will change the Marvel Universe forever… if by forever you mean a few months or so, although you wouldn’t know it by the way everyone is freaking out.
So what’s the twist, you may ask? It’s not Cap’s shiny new shield, which has a fancy laser cutter on it to make up for the fact that Sam Wilson is still running around with the old Captain America shield. No, it’s a twist that, in all honestly you may have already brazenly read on the front pages of Time, or Entertainment Weekly, or the AP (because screw courtesy, right?), but yes, SHOCKING NEWS: Steven Rogers has secretly been a Hydra Agent all along!

What a whirlwind of a past 24 hours its been for the First Avenger. Here your character lies after breaking apart the team built to save the world from eminent danger, hiding out in a secluded African nation cryofreezing your long lost friend who’s also a weapon for a terrorist super group. After a long day like that you’d think you’d want a nice vacation for a couple weeks just to get away and relax but next thing you know the world is petitioning you to be gay and you find out you secretly been a hydra agent all along. In 24 hours you’ve pretty much joined the opposite side of your life tenants. Cap was born in the 20’s basically every man’s dream at the time was to go to war just so they can come home and get picked up from the docks so they can unload sperm into women, the baby boom. That was just the times back then. And then on top of that you’ve spent you’re entire life fighting the Nazi deep science division and now guess what, you’re one of them. Cut off one head, two more shall takes its place. Makes room for what ever gay pal you want to bring along I guess. Hope they somehow work this into Infinity Wars with Cap and Bucky trying to get Falcon to assassinate Dr Strange or something giving him deep stares of wanting to try black dudes or something. Lets get weird.

Apparently You Have To Look Like A God Damn Fool In Order To Make Your Cat Love You

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Business Insider- For cats, grooming by licking each other is an integral part of social bonding. As much as some cat owners might want to take part of that ritual, they won't be successful without a handful of cat fur stuck in their teeth. A Kickstarter campaign, LICKI Brush, launched a product which enables its users to lick and groom their cat as much as they want.

Business Insider– For cats, grooming by licking each other is an integral part of social bonding. As much as some cat owners might want to take part of that ritual, they won’t be successful without a handful of cat fur stuck in their teeth. A Kickstarter campaign, LICKI Brush, launched a product which enables its users to lick and groom their cat as much as they want.

This guy in this demonstration video is like staring at the most pathetic thing on earth. Hey @cats, if you think I’m gonna bite down on some mouth guard, ribbed fake tongue that i thought was a sex toy at first, thing and pretend to lick you in order for you to love me even though I have to look after your over all well being by feeding you and shit and paying for you, you can go to hell. If you think this is normal, you’re delusional. Dogs lick them selves too, yet here we are operating independently as two different species not trying to lick one another with some fake tongue thing. But the part that just makes cats so much worse isn’t that dogs just love people naturally, its that if my dog asked me to lick him with this fake rubber tongue, id do it. Cause i love him and i know he loves me. This cat on the other hand is just fleeting love. Once you realize you’re pathetic and toss that thing in the trash then you can bet your ass your cats gonna go back to expecting food and waiting for the day you drop dead. That’s the difference.

High School Girl Has Sex With TWENTY FIVE Boys In A High School Bathroom

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FORT MYERS, Florida — Multiple male students from South Fort Myers High School are believed to have had sex with a 15-year-old female in a campus bathroom after school ended Tuesday. Principal Melissa Layner reported the incident to the Lee County Sheriff’s Office’s school-based deputy, Jarrod Cantrell, the following morning. Using footage captured from a hallway camera, Cantrell “observed 25 male students go inside the restroom over the time-frame of the female being inside the restroom,” an LCSO report states. Layner spoke with the female student, who “confirmed that she had sex with a number of willing males.” Because of the female’s age, the special victims unit was called in, and the incident was reported to the Florida Abuse Hotline.

FORT MYERS, Florida — Multiple male students from South Fort Myers High School are believed to have had sex with a 15-year-old female in a campus bathroom after school ended Tuesday.
Principal Melissa Layner reported the incident to the Lee County Sheriff’s Office’s school-based deputy, Jarrod Cantrell, the following morning.
Using footage captured from a hallway camera, Cantrell “observed 25 male students go inside the restroom over the time-frame of the female being inside the restroom,” an LCSO report states.
Layner spoke with the female student, who “confirmed that she had sex with a number of willing males.”
Because of the female’s age, the special victims unit was called in, and the incident was reported to the Florida Abuse Hotline.

Im gonna make this real quick because im not gonna go on and on about a 15 year old fucking 25 guys but yo, this chick, who’s 15 had sex with 25 dudes (allegedly). To put that into context, picture a football field with an offense and defense and like 3 refs. That’s a DIESEL amount of sex. It almost ruins the fun of it. The thrill of the chase, the games we play, trying to hide what people most obviously know. No fun when you just have to go take a leak and next thing you know its like a line of coal miners punching their ticket to clock out or get their D’s S’d at the local pisser of your high school.

Fun News! We Got Nile Crocodiles Invading Our Waters Now!

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FORT LAUDERDALE — Step aside, Burmese python — you may no longer be Florida's scariest invasive species. Researchers have confirmed that three Nile crocodiles were captured near Miami, and they say it's possible more of the man-eating reptiles are still out there, although no one can say for sure. The big question now: How did they get to Florida? "They didn't swim from Africa," University of Florida herpetologist Kenneth Krysko said. "But we really don't know how they got into the wild."

FORT LAUDERDALE — Step aside, Burmese python — you may no longer be Florida’s scariest invasive species.
Researchers have confirmed that three Nile crocodiles were captured near Miami, and they say it’s possible more of the man-eating reptiles are still out there, although no one can say for sure.
The big question now: How did they get to Florida?
“They didn’t swim from Africa,” University of Florida herpetologist Kenneth Krysko said. “But we really don’t know how they got into the wild.”

I love it. Here I am thinking Florida can’t get anymore dangerous or bizarre but some way we make things even more absurd. He we are just at the hanging piece of turn clinging to America’s asshole hot as hell on the brink of summer which means 100 degree weather. We have all kinds of bizarre drug news, shootings, we got hurricanes that ravage the lives of the people living here. Sea levels are supposedly rising at an abundant rate that’s suppose to kill us all in years. And now we have some rich dumb fuck probably releasing dangerous violent cousins of American alligators, an already dangerous, vicious, prehistoric reptile. Love it. Its like we recognize the joke about us and we’re just layering it even more and more until people cant think of a joke that fits all our stereotypes anymore. Soon enough we’re gonna have Polar bears roaming south beach amidst news of some rival drug cartel/race/sexual orientation related murder or something 2016 can’t really even comprehend. Its almost why this blog exist. Give me your weirdest.

Whats The Play On The Tear Apart Bagel?

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Source- There's more than one way to slice a bagel – so says Einstein Bros. Bagels. Their new Twist N' Dip bagel exposes the delicate underbelly of the bagel-eating world: those of us (myself included, TBH) who snub the traditional hemispheric slice-and-schmear method in favor of breaking off bits of bagel and dipping them in the cream cheese a little or a lot at the time (double-dipping encouraged).

Source– There’s more than one way to slice a bagel – so says Einstein Bros. Bagels.
Their new Twist N’ Dip bagel exposes the delicate underbelly of the bagel-eating world: those of us (myself included, TBH) who snub the traditional hemispheric slice-and-schmear method in favor of breaking off bits of bagel and dipping them in the cream cheese a little or a lot at the time (double-dipping encouraged).

I love food but hate the “food community.” I hate people that think you’re suppose to eat things a certain way, but on the other hand, i also hate people that do weird shit with their food. I know its contradictory in ways but thats just how I am. Well with bagels ive had tons of push and pull on how I eat bagels. I grew up eating bagels with little tubs of cream cheese so I’m 100% on the tear apart group. when i go to New York however i get a bagel and once i started ripping it into bite size pieces i got people looking at me like im the social pariah as if i physically did not know how to eat a bagel from the the ordering process to the chewing process down to the digestion process. Its absurd how much people judge one another on how they eat a god damn breakfast food. Like yea if i had a sausage egg and cheese on a bagel ill eat it like a sandwich, but if we’re talking just plain cream cheese? Rip and dip is much easier. New York bagel places don’t do you any favors by taking like a pound of cream cheese inbetween your bagel that inevitably gets squeezed out because they serve that shit all wrong. Im done living with conformity when it comes to breakfast menus. Rip and dip all the way on bagels.

Also underrated is butter on bagel. I know people still do it, but it should really be 50/50 cream cheese or butter.

Someone Invented An App That Lets You See If Your Friend’s Phone Is In Fact On Low Battery

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The excuse ‘my phone died’ is used quite often - and most of the time people don’t buy it. In order to keep us honest, a new app lets friends and family sync up to see each other’s battery status. Dubbed Battery Share, users are able to see other user’s battery power level, know when someone is charging their phone and receive notifications if anyone is running low on juice - assuming they agree to being tracked. I created this app because I have a few friends who I suspected never charged their phones, and were near impossible to get a hold of,' Terry Demco, creator of Battery Share, told DailyMail.com. 'My suspicions were confirmed when I got them to beta test this app. 'I have one friend who is perpetually at a charge of about 25%, and goes from place to place getting 5 minutes of charging here and there.' 'Then of course there are other people manage to keep their charge up most of the day, it just depends on the person.' 'I really needed to get a hold of someone, and couldn’t. I figured that I must not be the only one this has happened to. 'So from that, came this app.' Battery Share has a built-in status bar that lists all those who have opted-in to sharing their status, allowing you to see who has a full bar and who needs to plug in. And if your friend or family is running on low, Battery Share will send them a friendly reminder that to both you and them. The technology behind the scenes monitors the phone's battery over the course of the day and if the battery level drops below a certain threshold, will trigger a notification that will alert your friends,' Demco said. 'When the phone is charged to a certain point, the trigger is reset. If the phone then drops below that threshold again, another notification is sent out.' Users who host the app also have the ability to see who switched into low-power mode. To start tracking your friends’ and families’ battery power, simply download the app in the Apple App Store (it is only available for iOS users and for $0.99). You can then invite who you’d like keep tabs and once the request is accepted that person is added to the list. Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3575835/Is-partner-s-battery-REALLY-dying-New-app-lets-power-friends-left-phone.html#ixzz47uaAGrPG Follow us: @MailOnline on Twitter | DailyMail on Facebook Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3575835/Is-partner-s-battery-REALLY-dying-New-app-lets-power-friends-left-phone.html#ixzz47ua3vTNG Follow us: @MailOnline on Twitter | DailyMail on Facebook Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3575835/Is-partner-s-battery-REALLY-dying-New-app-lets-power-friends-left-phone.html#ixzz47uZzsXxh Follow us: @MailOnline on Twitter | DailyMail on Facebook

Daily Mail- The excuse ‘my phone died’ is used quite often – and most of the time people don’t buy it.
In order to keep us honest, a new app lets friends and family sync up to see each other’s battery status.
Dubbed Battery Share, users are able to see other user’s battery power level, know when someone is charging their phone and receive notifications if anyone is running low on juice – assuming they agree to being tracked.
I created this app because I have a few friends who I suspected never charged their phones, and were near impossible to get a hold of,’ Terry Demco, creator of Battery Share, told DailyMail.com.
‘My suspicions were confirmed when I got them to beta test this app.
‘I have one friend who is perpetually at a charge of about 25%, and goes from place to place getting 5 minutes of charging here and there.’
‘Then of course there are other people manage to keep their charge up most of the day, it just depends on the person.’
‘I really needed to get a hold of someone, and couldn’t. I figured that I must not be the only one this has happened to.
‘So from that, came this app.’
Battery Share has a built-in status bar that lists all those who have opted-in to sharing their status, allowing you to see who has a full bar and who needs to plug in.
And if your friend or family is running on low, Battery Share will send them a friendly reminder that to both you and them.
The technology behind the scenes monitors the phone’s battery over the course of the day and if the battery level drops below a certain threshold, will trigger a notification that will alert your friends,’ Demco said.
‘When the phone is charged to a certain point, the trigger is reset. If the phone then drops below that threshold again, another notification is sent out.’
Users who host the app also have the ability to see who switched into low-power mode.
To start tracking your friends’ and families’ battery power, simply download the app in the Apple App Store (it is only available for iOS users and for $0.99).
You can then invite who you’d like keep tabs and once the request is accepted that person is added to the list.

I had a few classes with this kid that everyone hated. His name was Jowel. Annoying son of a bitch who wanted to like a young CEO type. Always wanted people to play by the books except when he could get an upper hand advantage, he’d take it. He would rat out cheaters just to get ahead. We remember we had this one professor who would let us out like 3 HOURS early because it was like 9 am and he would just say fuck a 4 hour lecture. Well one day in class he told us he had to have a sit down with the boys up stairs getting in trouble for taking roll call and basically racing us out of the lecture hall. Next thing you know after 4 hours of just sitting there twiddling our thumbs we see that mother fucker Jowel talking to counselors and shit and we all just knew it was that rat fuck. The type of kid who was pissed that his tuition money wasn’t getting put to full use. Fuck out of my FACE with that nonsense.

Well this guy is exactly the same. Hey Terry Demco, you lame fuck, snitches get stitches bro and you basically just invented an app that snitches on people. You’re King Snitch. Lets face it, its 2016. No one really wants to talk on the phone anymore. No one wants to hear people ramble on about their life with a cell phone pressed to their skull without wishing it was a gun. I love all my friends and the ones i hang out with and talk to on the phone and shit is all gravy but sometimes you just don’t want to hear it. So you intentionally turn off the ringer and let it go to missed call. Not saying i hate you’re guts right now. Just not for any of that nonsense at the moment. So you hit them back with a “Im out, phones about to die” text. Its a silent but understood code with a “no questions asked” clause attached to it. It’s not that your “friends” who were near impossible to get a hold of because they were so concerned about the battery life of their rechargeable cellphone in an era where everyone usually has multiple charging device/options. It’s because when they see someone calling and they look and see its you they go “ughhh Terry’s calling again…. *mutters silently*”fucking loser.” What makes it worse is you built an app strictly to make them feel bad about it and snitch on them. You try to make me use this thing and i might personally charge my phone to 100% and buy 10 mophie battery cases on my phone and that second you call me i swear to god i’ll let it go straight to voice mail and hit you back with a “Phones bout to die, call you back later” right in your face. Get lost with this battery snitch app.

P.s- This is that Jowel mother fucker. If face just screams snitch.935269_10151679217834921_410530512_n

Looks Like Jagr’s Pretty Happy With His 4 Million Dollar Extension

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https://www.instagram.com/p/BFCaysdlJqZ/

I’ve never studied a lick of Czech when I was in school but i assume it reads “I love the hot chicks here in Florida. Thank you Panthers for giving me $4 Million bucks. Im going to have fun playing Hockey here and having sex with these girls who are half my age.” Might not have been a direct translation, probably some conjugation errors but I believe that was the general statement.

Friday Afternoon Conspiracy Blog: Tupac’s 7 Day Theory

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Here’s a new segment im going to try to do weekly. Its a nice little cultural conspiracy theory/oddity story blog to get your brains thinking. Stuff ranging from the cultural such as tupac, to the paranormal like ghost stories or UFO shit or any story really. Back in high school every Thusday night i would search the bowels of the internet for the creepy shit and would always bring it in the next day to my math class in a binder we compiled of stories we dubbed “The Archive.” We’d gather around and tell the tales that don’t get told often and would go on about the day questioning life. Thats what I hope to leave you with heading into the weekend. Maybe some cute florida chicks and a conversational piece about the weird/paranormal/unexplained and shit that you can bring up with your buddies on a night out.

This week marked a very sad event as Legenday Rapper Tupac Shakur’s mother, Afeni Shakur passed away. I also (finally) blogged about the lady who was selling a high school love letter written by the lyricist. It’s only fitting that i start this new weekly segment with the same subject i originally started The Archive with, and thats with none other than Tupac Shakur and the theories theories that made people wonder if Tupac is dead? or did he fake his own death? Out goes Tupac, in comes Makaveli.

Submitted with the approval of the midnight society this is Tupac Shakur and the 7 Day Theory…along with other convenient stuff that for some reason make people think he’s not dead even though he was shot up.

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The Don Killuminati: The 7 Day Theory.
What is with all the number 7’s?

This album was released around the time of Tupac Shakur’s death. The number 7 keeps appearing?

-Tupac’s album All Eyes on Me was released on Feb.13, 1996. Tupac “died” on Sept.13, 1996. It is quite a coincidence that the two dates are exactly 7 months apart.

-He was shot on September 7th and survived on 7th, 8th, 9th, 10th, 11th, 12th, and died the 13th. (7 Days)
-His time of death, 4:03, adds up to 7 (4 + 3 = 7).
-Tupac’s birthday is June 16th. 1+6=7
-Intro to the DK 7 day theory there are 7 gunshots going off at the start of the song.

The first CD after his death has no mention of anything about his death such as RIP Tupac 1971-1996? Wouldn’t it make sense to have this in the cd jacket somewhere instead of EXIT TUPAC ENTER MAKAVELI?

The only witness who was going to step up and ID the shooter was Kadafi (Yafeu Fula) but he was shot a few months after Tupac.

In the first three seconds of The 7 Day Theory, the words “Suge shot me” are spoken very softly. It is certainly is suspicious and it must mean something.

In the movie Gridlock the scene in the dinner when they show the menu board for a brief moment notice all the L’s in the menu have been replaced with the number 7.

In the movie Gang Related with Jim Belushi:
Pac and Belushi wait in room 7 in the movie.
The bum they found has been missing for 7 years.
Tupac’s badge number is 115. 1+1+5=7.

On the back of Cathy Scott’s book “the killing of Tupac Shakur” there are 7 bullet holes.

There are 7 members of the outlawz.
Napolean,Mussolini aka Big Syke,Kastro,Kadafi,E.D.I Amin,Komani aka Mopreme,Hussein Fatal
Outlawz= Operating Under Thug Lawz As Warriorz

2Pac’s double album entitled “R U Still Downwas released on November 25th. 2 + 5 = 7.

The cross on Tupac’s back “Exodus 16:31.” “So the people rested on the seventh day.” All of Exodus 16 deals with the 7 days.

When the album Better Dayz appeared in November of 2002, many music critics noted that Tupac had released more albums since his death (seven) than many of the nation’s top living artists.

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  • Tupac was in hospital for seven days after the shooting before he died—no photos were taken during this time.
  • The car Tupac was in at the time of the shooting was driven by Suge Knight. Suge didn’t show up for any questioning about the shooting and has said in a radio interview “maybe Tupac is still alive”. Seems a little vague for someone who was his closest ally and was in the car when he was shot.
  • Suge Knight is the size of a mountain and twig like 165lb Tupac took all the bullets, not one hit Knight sitting right next to him despite seven bullets going stray.
  • The official line is that Tupac was taken out of the strip in an ambulance, yet there are also witness accounts that say a helicopter took him away.
  • The autopsy photo of Tupac shows his head to the side pointing away from the camera making it difficult to identify him—autopsy photos usually have the deceased’s head pointing straight up.
  • The autopsy photo doesn’t appear to show any entrance or exit wounds for the five bullets that were alleged to have hit him in the chest.
  • There are distinct signs of photoshop work on the autopsy photo—the edges along his body line look doctored and the notch out the back of his head looks like a result of cutting and pasting half his head onto the other half.
  • The autopsy was ‘expedited’ and Tupac was quickly cremated the very next day after his death.  There was no funeral or any record of a memorial.
  • The social security number, 546-47-8539 recorded on Tupac’s death certificate is not registered in the Social Security Death Index.  In fact, that social security number is still active in Florida.
  • Tupac was known to always wear a bullet proof vest—why would he not be wearing one when venturing out to such a public event as a Mike Tyson fight in Las Vegas?
  • The only witness to the shooting (other than Knight), was friend and fellow rapper and Outlawz member Yaki Kadafi who was traveling in the car behind and apparently saw the shooting.  He was gunned down two months after the killing.
  • Tupac’s alias was Makaveli—he was know to have studied Machiavelli whilst in prison.  Machiavelli was famous for advocating faking one’s own death to evade enemies and gain power.

All in all pretty weird stuff. It’s like when you see that meme going around on facebook about the similarities between Lincoln and Kennedy. Shit just makes you wonder if these people had things meticulously planned in life or if God or the natural universe is that coincidental as a motherfucker. Do I think Tupac is alive? I honestly don’t know. There have been numerous look-a-likes running around. When i first read about this shit my brain was just convinced that he was chilling on an island off of Jamaica. After reading about the 7 day theory, my friends and i had convinced ourselves that something was going to happen 7 years after his death involving Tupac. The guy died in 1996 and something was going to happen in 2003, and it did. 7 years after his death, in 2003, Tupac Shakur, came back to life……in the silver screens in the form of the documentary film Tupac: Resurrection. You just can’t make this stuff up sometimes……

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Ridonculous Video Of A Jaguar Hunting A Gator

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https://twitter.com/KnockOutVlnes/status/726438409267470337

Was expecting the Jaguar to pull out some giant catfish or something. Didn’t expect him to yank out a god damn alligator by the neck. Plus he did that shit with the quickness. Aimed it up perfectly. Dive in right with his mouth at the neck and don’t let go. Fucking awesome.