Was expecting the Jaguar to pull out some giant catfish or something. Didn’t expect him to yank out a god damn alligator by the neck. Plus he did that shit with the quickness. Aimed it up perfectly. Dive in right with his mouth at the neck and don’t let go. Fucking awesome.
I know that Bear grylls has had internet outrage for being fake and all and its a god damn show but If I see Bear Grylls cut up a dead seal and wear it for warmth, then i dont care if off camera he sleeps in a hotel. One man can only last so long filming a survival show drinking his piss and eating weird meats. I mean we’ve seen him kill animals for the sake of survival. I mean he teamed up with Drew Brees like last week to kill a god damn alligator or crocodile. Well I want Obama to do the same. Eating a supposedly half eaten piece of salmon is amateur hour type of survival. I need to see Obama spill blood. Make it known that Obama doesn’t fuck around with life or politics. Now granted I haven’t seen the full episode but the expectation is on regardless. We see all these thing about Putin lifting weights, hunting, and bullying people in hockey. Well I want obama to skin a deer, run 40 yard dashes and dunking on 4th graders. Yea his term ends soon, but thats even more of an incentive, go out on top.