Monthly Archives: November 2015

Drive Through McDonalds Customer Gets His Ass Beat

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LiveLeak- "I was on my way home from Monday night curling league, I hadn't eaten much since lunch time, and I was driving by a McDonald's, so I thought I'd just swing in and pick up a BigMac while I listened to the end of MNF game on the radio. At first I was annoyed the guy in front of me was taking so long, he seemed pretty upset to begin with, but it looked like when the McDonald's guy handed him his cash and change back he dropped some of the dude's change. That's when he got out of his car, spit on the drive through window and tried to punch the McDonald's and that's when I started recording." This took place yesterday in Northeast Minneapolis. [Credit: Gabe Hart / licensing@viralhog.com] Read more at http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=6e9_1446578469#9dbILWaIbI10XF3p.99

LiveLeak- “I was on my way home from Monday night curling league, I hadn’t eaten much since lunch time, and I was driving by a McDonald’s, so I thought I’d just swing in and pick up a BigMac while I listened to the end of MNF game on the radio.
At first I was annoyed the guy in front of me was taking so long, he seemed pretty upset to begin with, but it looked like when the McDonald’s guy handed him his cash and change back he dropped some of the dude’s change. That’s when he got out of his car, spit on the drive through window and tried to punch the McDonald’s and that’s when I started recording.”
This took place yesterday in Northeast Minneapolis.
[Credit: Gabe Hart / licensing@viralhog.com]
Read more at http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=6e9_1446578469#9dbILWaIbI10XF3p.99

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Not a good look here if you’re the McDonalds customer. You almost can’t be more disadvantaged in this fight trying to hit a guy that has full mobility while you only have a torso up fighting out of a window, yet here we are, dropping fools in the MickyD’s drive-thru getting blogged about 2 days later. From the description he seems like a short tempered fellow, well if he’s the type to get mad often how does he not know how to throw a punch? Literally the only thing he had in his arsenal was doing EVERYTHING he can to pull on the guys tie. A cheap, restaurant issue, probably clip on, tie. And he couldn’t even do that. Not with the full force of his weight and gravity could he yank it off. Didn’t think about throwing a jab. Surprised he was daring enough to try to kick, but after one attempt he still got held down. All out of a drive thru window. Guy doesn’t even deserve McDonalds after that performance.

P.s- How about the video guy casually being in a Monday night curling league. I don’t know much about Minneapolis, Minnesota but i feel like that’s such a Minnesota move. Just cold weather sports even if that means curling till 11 at night and you gotta catch the 4th quarter on you way home from a sweaty tired curling match.

Hunger Games Series To Build A Theme Park In Atlanta

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(NEWSER) – Hunger Games fans in the US and China may get to find out for themselves if the odds are forever in their favor. Lions Gate Entertainment Corp. confirmed Monday that the blockbuster movie franchise has been licensed for development in a theme park in Atlanta and an indoor entertainment center in Hengqin, China. The New York Times, which earlier reported the news, said the Atlanta park is targeted to open by 2019, while the Chinese center aims to open by late 2018. Fans are already getting to interact with the story featuring heroine Katniss Everdeen through attractions such as the traveling display "The Hunger Games: The Exhibition," which is now in Discovery Times Square in New York. An immersive theatrical show is to open in London next summer and a theme park featuring a "Hunger Games" zone is planned to debut in Dubai late next year. The franchise's finale, Mockingjay Part 2, is set to hit the big screen this month.

(NEWSER) – Hunger Games fans in the US and China may get to find out for themselves if the odds are forever in their favor. Lions Gate Entertainment Corp. confirmed Monday that the blockbuster movie franchise has been licensed for development in a theme park in Atlanta and an indoor entertainment center in Hengqin, China. The New York Times, which earlier reported the news, said the Atlanta park is targeted to open by 2019, while the Chinese center aims to open by late 2018.
Fans are already getting to interact with the story featuring heroine Katniss Everdeen through attractions such as the traveling display “The Hunger Games: The Exhibition,” which is now in Discovery Times Square in New York. An immersive theatrical show is to open in London next summer and a theme park featuring a “Hunger Games” zone is planned to debut in Dubai late next year. The franchise’s finale, Mockingjay Part 2, is set to hit the big screen this month.

Group of kids killing each other!

Now obviously we aren’t gonna have kids carted off in ambulances in this fake simulated Hunger Games theme park. And that’s why this one sucks. If Im asked to go to a Hunger Games Theme park, Im going dressed in camo with a 150 lb bow and a K-bar knife ready to kill anyone in order to stay alive. Im gonna expect for anything and everything in the wild to come at me and gotta stay mentally alert all while balancing befriending people to gang up on others while also plotting to kill them at the same time. None of this we wont kill each other bullshit. To the victor goes the spoils and the spoils in this case should be life and food for the village or whatever. Sometimes it sucks that we live in a country where we “care” about the well being of others.

This one in China though, they better pull out all the stops. If a kid dies, he dies. Its china. Sure I’m fine with some laser tag type of killing here in America with some live CGI type thing. But in China where they have a one child policy and a population growth rate that would push us to the brink of extinction, maybe pay some VIP package where we toss in real kids and real pointy tipped arrows or something. Is it evil? yes, but thats the Hunger Games for ya.

Scarlett Johansson Reading Bible Scripture Gets Me Going A little

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When you leave Saturday Night Live, you might write a book, or work on a movie, or start a TV empire. Or, you might get Scarlett Johansson to read Book of Deuteronomy verses in a sexy voice. Because that's a thing you do if you're Mike O'Brien, who has a new comedy album out now called Tasty Radio. On this track, called "Sexy Bible," it's coming from WSEX Sexy Talk Radio - each track is from a different radio station - you can hear Johansson reading passages about stoning rebellious youngsters, shaving the head of a woman, and what animals you're allowed to eat.

ComicBook– When you leave Saturday Night Live, you might write a book, or work on a movie, or start a TV empire. Or, you might get Scarlett Johansson to read Book of Deuteronomy verses in a sexy voice. Because that’s a thing you do if you’re Mike O’Brien, who has a new comedy album out now called Tasty Radio.
On this track, called “Sexy Bible,” it’s coming from WSEX Sexy Talk Radio – each track is from a different radio station – you can hear Johansson reading passages about stoning rebellious youngsters, shaving the head of a woman, and what animals you’re allowed to eat.

Weird? Sure. But was it not a little hot? Definitely. Nothing is sexy about the bible. Never read the thing but I’m pretty sure its just a story about people killing Jesus. But anytime a girl does that panting breathing voice in a studio quality microphone I’m pretty sure it triggers something in our reptilian brain that says its hot. Her talking about a village stoning someone to death saying the word stubborn in that low sexy voice. Hoooott. I was practically screaming out loud for the guy to shut the fuck up while I grabbed noise canceling headphones and listen like Kramer in Seinfeld.  

Sidenote- talked to a buddy about this and now he’s turned me onto this Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response or ASMR porn videos on pornhub and shit. Shits cool.

 

#JagrsMulletWatch

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Only picked up 3 points at home so far. 4-1 win over Colorado and an OT loss to Washington. That stinks. 4th in the Atlantic with Ottawa crawling their way back in. With 2 injuries from top line guys in Jagr and Barkov out for a week or 2 but they’re resting, healing, and most of all growing hair. Jagr with the mullet might be more deadly then Ovi taking slappers at a rookie goalie in net. Don’t even think I’m joking about that. If Jagr plays and looks like a 20 year old again (and as long as we build a force field around him to protect him) we become a sneaky electric team and a lot of it is thanks to Jagr. Always probably the most dedicated one on the Ice.

Dwayne Wade Tossing Sweaty Towels On A Kid Like It Aint No Thang

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This is a rabbit or a duck. Its either the coolest thing to have happen to your life at that age or the grossest thing ever. I never want someones sweaty ass towel rubbed into my face. If that were me I might literally puke on Wade. But then again I think it would be awesome if it were Jagr’s or Ekblad or something. Just depends on how much you love the athlete. To his credit, he didn’t look like he was Niagra falls just dripping sweat all over the place so id take it i think. Just brag about a sweaty towel in your room from a early season 109-89 win to your friends who will stop caring after 5 minutes. Theres value to that.

Drunk Lady Breaks Into Zoo To Pet Tiger. Do You Think She Left With No Injuries?

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NBCnews- An intoxicated woman was bitten by a tiger after she broke into a zoo and tried to pet the animal, police said. Jacqueline Eide, 33, reached into the predator's cage after she allegedly entered Henry Doorly Zoo in Omaha, Nebraska, early Sunday — just hours after Halloween. There was no merciful repeat of Daniel in the lions' den, however, and Eide suffered a

NBCnews- An intoxicated woman was bitten by a tiger after she broke into a zoo and tried to pet the animal, police said.
Jacqueline Eide, 33, reached into the predator’s cage after she allegedly entered Henry Doorly Zoo in Omaha, Nebraska, early Sunday — just hours after Halloween. There was no merciful repeat of Daniel in the lions’ den, however, and Eide suffered a “severe trauma” to her left hand, the Omaha Police Department said in a statement. She was driven to hospital by a friend, where police said Eide was aggressive and showed signs of intoxication by alcohol or drugs. She was cited for criminal trespass and remained at the hospital for treatment Sunday.
The tiger involved was said to be an 18-year-old Malayan tiger called Mai, according to the zoo. The incident was still under investigation Sunday.
“Just in case you had any doubt … If you pet a tiger you will most likely get bitten,” the Omaha Police Department said on Facebook.

Well that’s the new bar I think. Honestly looking back at the past 100 years since the invention of alcohol and motor vehicles I’m surprised that every single person that drinks doesn’t end up dead the next morning because they drove drunk. I applaud that that, but the reason that is, is because we know where to set the bar. Its the last line of defense in your brain where something just tells you to not get that drunk so . Well we have Uber and metropolitan cities now where people don’t have to operate a moving death trap anymore. So now a new bar is set. We gotta tell a point in our brains to not get so drunk so as we don’t end up breaking the law of trespassing into a public zoo, because one thing leads to another. Soon enough you come out of a black out getting rushed to the ER because your left hand is mauled because guess what, you ended up trying to pet a vicious jungle cat with 3 inch teeth. Set the bar folks, it’ll save your life.

Don Mattingly To The Marlins

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MIAMI (AP) -- The Miami Marlins have scheduled a news conference for Monday, where they're expected to introduce new manager Dan Mattingly. The press conference can be seen on FOX Sports Florida at 10 a.m. Miami hired Mattingly last week less than a week after he parted with the Los Angeles Dodgers. He becomes the Marlins' 10th manager -- including Jack McKeon for two stints -- since Jeffrey Loria bought the team in 2002. With the Marlins, Mattingly will face a big adjustment regarding resources. The Dodgers led the majors by far this year with a payroll of $289.6 million at the end of the regular season. Miami ranked last at $64.9 million, and little change is expected next season.

MIAMI (AP) — The Miami Marlins have scheduled a news conference for Monday, where they’re expected to introduce new manager Dan Mattingly. The press conference can be seen on FOX Sports Florida at 10 a.m.
Miami hired Mattingly last week less than a week after he parted with the Los Angeles Dodgers. He becomes the Marlins’ 10th manager — including Jack McKeon for two stints — since Jeffrey Loria bought the team in 2002.
With the Marlins, Mattingly will face a big adjustment regarding resources. The Dodgers led the majors by far this year with a payroll of $289.6 million at the end of the regular season. Miami ranked last at $64.9 million, and little change is expected next season.

Finally a real manager in the dugout. Let them play the game simple while he makes the right moves. Use to stubborn asshole owners in Jeff Loria. Took the Dodgers to 3 consecutive playoffs. All we need to do is get in, let the magic happen where Marlins have somehow the best record in the post season going 2-0 as wildcards. Loria likes him too so maybe Donnie can get into Loria’s brain and convince him to loosen up the Purse strings and get some more ace pitching in. Making better moves by the deadline. With some healthy players and Mattingly motivate players the way they need then I can see this team making the playoffs for sure.

Taxidermist Loved The Michigan/Michigan State Fumbled Punt that Lead to Michigan State Winning So Much He Decided To Immortalize The Play In The Form Of Stuffed Chipmunks

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This photo taken Monday, Oct. 26, 2015, shows stuffed chipmunks portraying players on the final play of the Michigan State-Michigan NCAA college football game at the home of taxidermist Nick Saade in Lansing, Mich. Michigan State's Jalen Watts-Jackson returned a fumble for the game-winning touchdown on Oct. 17. Saade tells the Lansing State Journal that the chipmunks were trapped by friends as nuisance animals. (Judy Putnam/Lansing State Journal via AP) NO SALES; MANDATORY CREDIT

This photo taken Monday, Oct. 26, 2015, shows the scoreboard with an image of stuffed chipmunks portraying players on the final play of the Michigan State-Michigan NCAA college football game at the home of taxidermist Nick Saade in Lansing, Mich. Michigan State's Jalen Watts-Jackson returned a fumble for the game-winning touchdown on Oct. 17. Saade tells the Lansing State Journal that the chipmunks were trapped by friends as nuisance animals. (Judy Putnam/Lansing State Journal via AP) NO SALES; MANDATORY CREDIT

This photo taken Monday, Oct. 26, 2015, shows stuffed chipmunks portraying players on the final play of the Michigan State-Michigan NCAA college football game at the home of taxidermist Nick Saade in Lansing, Mich. Michigan State's Jalen Watts-Jackson returned a fumble for the game-winning touchdown on Oct. 17. Saade tells the Lansing State Journal that the chipmunks were trapped by friends as nuisance animals. (Judy Putnam/Lansing State Journal via AP) NO SALES; MANDATORY CREDIT

This photo taken Monday, Oct. 26, 2015, shows stuffed chipmunks portraying players on the final play of the Michigan State-Michigan NCAA college football game at the home of taxidermist Nick Saade in Lansing, Mich. Michigan State's Jalen Watts-Jackson returned a fumble for the game-winning touchdown on Oct. 17. Saade tells the Lansing State Journal that the chipmunks were trapped by friends as nuisance animals. (Judy Putnam/Lansing State Journal via AP) NO SALES; MANDATORY CREDIT

This photo taken Monday, Oct. 26, 2015, shows stuffed chipmunks portraying players on the final play of the Michigan State-Michigan NCAA college football game at the home of taxidermist Nick Saade in Lansing, Mich. Michigan State's Jalen Watts-Jackson returned a fumble for the game-winning touchdown on Oct. 17. Saade tells the Lansing State Journal that the chipmunks were trapped by friends as nuisance animals. Saade’s first piece sold to a Wolverine fan in New Jersey for $1,500. This one is for sale at the same price, he said.

SOURCE- This photo taken Monday, Oct. 26, 2015, shows stuffed chipmunks portraying players on the final play of the Michigan State-Michigan NCAA college football game at the home of taxidermist Nick Saade in Lansing, Mich. Michigan State’s Jalen Watts-Jackson returned a fumble for the game-winning touchdown on Oct. 17. Saade tells the Lansing State Journal that the chipmunks were trapped by friends as nuisance animals.
Saade’s first piece sold to a Wolverine fan in New Jersey for $1,500. This one is for sale at the same price, he said.

Well thats one way to immortalize a famous bad beat. I gotta say though, this guy totally fucked up by not having a taxidermy Jim Harbaugh Chipmunk. If someone wants to empty out $1500 on a piece of historic art in the form of dead chipmunks taxidermied immortalizing the last play of Michigan vs Michigan State,  I would need the details to be down to the t and that would include a dead chipmunk in khaki’s and a Michigan hat looking like he’s ready for war. I mean does this guy even have a little Paul Bunyan trophy? How about capturing the emotion of the crowd? Maybe mix in a couple of pygmy rats with the look of utter disgust and shock. Not saying I don’t enjoy this guys enthusiasm for immortalizing a historic moment, just saying I wouldn’t pay $1500 for it. Maybe like 100 bucks at max.

P.s- If he could do this for the John Elway play where he helicoptered in a touch down but have the chipmunk actually spinning that would be kinda cool too. What other plays would be awesome? Maybe Joe Carter? When Larry Bird stole the ball?

Uber Driver Not Pleased With His Drunk Passenger, Also Not Pleased When His Passenger Smacks And Punches Him From The Back Seat.

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Now no one obviously wants to deal with a bully. Sure it sucks that you got your brain rattled by a punch to the side of the head and got your hair nearly ripped from your skull. It sucks. But what also sucks is being so drunk you cant sit up straight and then getting abandoned in the middle of no where when all you want to do is get home and eat left over pizza or to a chicks place so you can try to finger her long enough till your dick wears off the booze. That REALLY sucks. I mean not like this is the best Uber driver ever either where he doesn’t deserve this kind of thing. Fucking doing tokyo drift moves on that u-turn and cant drive to fucking Park Newport. Thats all he needed to go is Park Newport. And no music bumping through the aux cord? I dont know how uber driver ratings work because we drive our selves here but id give him the equivalent to an F.

Also I gotta imagine this should be a good thing for the Uber driver right? Guys not giving you clear directions because he’s hammered so you just let the tab run into the billions and at the end of the trip tell him you charged him a million dollars because he kept saying go east instead of west or something. Like I think that was the whole platform for uber is keep drunk people from driving and charging them hundreds because they can’t speak right. Its a pretty good platform until you end up having to mace someone I guess.

How About The Game Pretty Much Writing Erotic Novels On His Instagram?

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Fucking black guys and their hammer head dicks. At first i thought the hashtag stopped at #LickIt and thought it was aggressive. Well scroll just a tad bit more down and he’s pretty much writing some E L James 50 Shades in the hood type erotica. I mean #TakeYourIndexAndMiddleFingerAndMakeAGun and #ThenPutTheGunInsideYouAndPullTheTrigger? Thats some S&M murder a girl with your dick type of novel. And then he’s on about chicks cumming directly in his mouth? Didn’t even think black guys go down on chicks let alone catch a girls 1st nut with their tongues. Just an absurd gram post all around but also watched the Pats/Fins game? Had to be rooting for the Fins right?