Scarlett Johansson Reading Bible Scripture Gets Me Going A little

When you leave Saturday Night Live, you might write a book, or work on a movie, or start a TV empire. Or, you might get Scarlett Johansson to read Book of Deuteronomy verses in a sexy voice. Because that's a thing you do if you're Mike O'Brien, who has a new comedy album out now called Tasty Radio. On this track, called "Sexy Bible," it's coming from WSEX Sexy Talk Radio - each track is from a different radio station - you can hear Johansson reading passages about stoning rebellious youngsters, shaving the head of a woman, and what animals you're allowed to eat.

ComicBook– When you leave Saturday Night Live, you might write a book, or work on a movie, or start a TV empire. Or, you might get Scarlett Johansson to read Book of Deuteronomy verses in a sexy voice. Because that’s a thing you do if you’re Mike O’Brien, who has a new comedy album out now called Tasty Radio.
On this track, called “Sexy Bible,” it’s coming from WSEX Sexy Talk Radio – each track is from a different radio station – you can hear Johansson reading passages about stoning rebellious youngsters, shaving the head of a woman, and what animals you’re allowed to eat.

Weird? Sure. But was it not a little hot? Definitely. Nothing is sexy about the bible. Never read the thing but I’m pretty sure its just a story about people killing Jesus. But anytime a girl does that panting breathing voice in a studio quality microphone I’m pretty sure it triggers something in our reptilian brain that says its hot. Her talking about a village stoning someone to death saying the word stubborn in that low sexy voice. Hoooott. I was practically screaming out loud for the guy to shut the fuck up while I grabbed noise canceling headphones and listen like Kramer in Seinfeld.  

Sidenote- talked to a buddy about this and now he’s turned me onto this Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response or ASMR porn videos on pornhub and shit. Shits cool.

 

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