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Ooooh The Weather Outside is Weather. – Paul Rudd/Surf Instructor Kunu Voice

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Peak Florida weather pattern. Honestly it boggles my mind how scientist aren’t on the rooftops of every Florida home. Not to tell me the weather or anything, I know its gonna rain and be hot as balls, but just the sheer science of it has to drive weather meteorologist nerds crazy. Like in movies when a scientist finds life on mars or something. They get all giddy and willing to risk all life on earth just to explore and learn more about aliens that can wage war on us and kill us all. Well that’s the weather here in Florida. It can certainly kill us all by drowning us to our graves, but scientist should come to study the science of how the weather becomes peak Florida by raining cats and dogs to perfectly Sunny one inch away. There has to be some sort of name for that anomaly. Like how New Yorkers have the Manhattenhenge when the sunset is perfectly aligned with a Manhattan street so that people can take pictures and post on instagram. Well there has to be some sort of Florida pop-culture version name for when the weather is split perfectly rain storm on one half of an Ihop in a run down strip mall next to a Hertz Rent-a- Car and a Pawn Shop, and perfectly sunny on the other half of said Ihop. Perfect for Floridians to upload on Facebook. Not instagram. Facebook.

How About The Game Pretty Much Writing Erotic Novels On His Instagram?

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Fucking black guys and their hammer head dicks. At first i thought the hashtag stopped at #LickIt and thought it was aggressive. Well scroll just a tad bit more down and he’s pretty much writing some E L James 50 Shades in the hood type erotica. I mean #TakeYourIndexAndMiddleFingerAndMakeAGun and #ThenPutTheGunInsideYouAndPullTheTrigger? Thats some S&M murder a girl with your dick type of novel. And then he’s on about chicks cumming directly in his mouth? Didn’t even think black guys go down on chicks let alone catch a girls 1st nut with their tongues. Just an absurd gram post all around but also watched the Pats/Fins game? Had to be rooting for the Fins right?

Apparently People Aren’t That Crazy About Pumpkin Spice Latte’s (Kinda Like I’ve Said The Whole Time)

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(NEWSER) – You'd think our pumpkin latte obsession would have to be pretty bad to warrant a study on their sales, but it turns out most of us like a taste only about once every season. Market research firm NPD Group reviewed fall and winter receipts from some 35,000 diners last year to find 72% of people who indulged in a pumpkin latte did so only once; 20% bought two, while 8% bought three or more, reports the Chicago Tribune. You might be surprised given that pumpkin flavor appears in everything from yogurt to beer and at places like Dunkin' Donuts and McDonald's. But it turns out the real perk to having a pumpkin drink on the menu is that it brings in new customers who keep coming back. Still, it doesn't hurt that those who do buy the limited-edition drink spend more than those who avoid it: Pumpkin latte buyers paid out $7.81 on average, compared to $6.67 for other consumers. People who bought another seasonal beverage, the white mocha, spent even more: $8.37 on average as opposed to $6.84 for buyers who purchased something else. The higher tallies tended to involve food purchases, notes NPD Group. "We do see more chains trying to drive visits with these special limited-time offers," says Warren Solochek of NPD Group. "It gives chains a chance to talk about themselves." While the study focused on beverages, Solochek notes seasonal food items, like the McRib at McDonald's, likely enjoy similar success. While the short offer period limits how many times consumers will actually get a taste, "one thing the McRib does is generate a ton of positive press for McDonald's," he says. "It's one of those promotions that McDonald's does really well." (Until recently, Starbucks' pumpkin latte didn't include real pumpkin.)

(NEWSER) – You’d think our pumpkin latte obsession would have to be pretty bad to warrant a study on their sales, but it turns out most of us like a taste only about once every season. Market research firm NPD Group reviewed fall and winter receipts from some 35,000 diners last year to find 72% of people who indulged in a pumpkin latte did so only once; 20% bought two, while 8% bought three or more, reports the Chicago Tribune. You might be surprised given that pumpkin flavor appears in everything from yogurt to beer and at places like Dunkin’ Donuts and McDonald’s. But it turns out the real perk to having a pumpkin drink on the menu is that it brings in new customers who keep coming back. Still, it doesn’t hurt that those who do buy the limited-edition drink spend more than those who avoid it: Pumpkin latte buyers paid out $7.81 on average, compared to $6.67 for other consumers.
People who bought another seasonal beverage, the white mocha, spent even more: $8.37 on average as opposed to $6.84 for buyers who purchased something else. The higher tallies tended to involve food purchases, notes NPD Group. “We do see more chains trying to drive visits with these special limited-time offers,” says Warren Solochek of NPD Group. “It gives chains a chance to talk about themselves.” While the study focused on beverages, Solochek notes seasonal food items, like the McRib at McDonald’s, likely enjoy similar success. While the short offer period limits how many times consumers will actually get a taste, “one thing the McRib does is generate a ton of positive press for McDonald’s,” he says. “It’s one of those promotions that McDonald’s does really well.” (Until recently, Starbucks’ pumpkin latte didn’t include real pumpkin.)

I was right! It was all an elaborate farce perpetuated by stupid ass buzzfeed culture people! listen if you think about warm mushy pumpkin tossed into coffee you would probably get diarrhea right away. Its just the spices, not the pumpkin itself that people like. Now listen, i don’t want to be a brag really but i kinda said this in my blog about #TeamApple Vs. #TeamPumpkin. Sure they aren’t making an Apple latte or anything i don’t think but the point is pumpkin is just this culture that exploded by buzzfeed basic white girls who can’t think for them selves. They’ll always say they love their pumpkin spice lattes but turns out that they only buy one probably just to take an instagram photo and be done with it BECAUSE IT STINKS! I dont want to pat my self on the back really but Me and #TeamApple are about to stuff #TeamPumpkin into a locker and may never let it free.

Suprise Suprise, Couple Who Quit Their Job To Travel Like Assholes Are Poor And Scrubbing Toilets

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AOL- We've all lived vicariously through those wanderlust-stricken travel enthusiasts who quit their jobs to travel the world. While we may not be as brave and adventurous as these people are, we enjoy checking out their Instagram and Facebook pics displaying their breath-taking views and amazing experiences. However, one couple wants their followers to know that although their social media handles make their lives seem like fairy tales, the pictures don't show the full reality of the situation. After quitting their jobs to travel the world, this couple went broke and now cleans toilets to survive. Chanel Cartell and Stevo Dirnberger of South Africa quit their stable advertising jobs earlier this year to see how far they could travel. They're journaling their travels on a blog called "How Far From Home." They've posted pictures of beautiful pictures all over the world, making us think that their life together is one big dream. However, not everything is as it seems. When the couple isn't exploring new areas and doing yoga on destination beaches, they're scrubbing out toilets and doing anything they can to scrounge up a bit of cash. In a post on their blog, Cartell wrote that the couple's social media posts don't tell the whole story of their journey. She wrote: "Browsing through our blog posts and Instagram feed, it seems like we're having the time of our lives. And don't get me wrong – we are. It's bloody amazing. But it's not all ice-creams in the sun and pretty landscapes." Cartell went on to write that when the love-birds aren't admiring pretty landscapes or indulging in foreign eats, they're undertaking difficult and dirty work. She wrote: "So far, I think we've tallied 135 toilets scrubbed, 250 kilos of cow dung spread, 2 tons of rocks shovelled, 60 metres of pathway laid, 57 beds made, and I cannot even remember how many wine glasses we've polished. You see, to come from the luxuries we left behind in Johannesburg, to the brutal truth of volunteer work, we are now on the opposite end of the scale. We're toilet cleaners, dog poop scoopers, grocery store merchandisers, and rock shovelers." In addition, the couple expressed that their travels are taking a physical toll on them. They don't sleep much and their muscles are exhausted from lugging their bags from place to place. We never consider the difficulty of traveling with baggage when fantasizing about a life of travels. Cartell wrote: "I am not at my fittest, slimmest or physically healthiest. We eat jam on crackers most days, get roughly 5hrs of sleep per night, and lug our extremely heavy bags through cobbled streets at 1am, trying to find our accommodation (because bus fares are not part of the budget, obviously)." Despite the hardships, the couple wouldn't trade their travel experiences for anything in the world. Cartell wrote: "There's nothing quite like swopping million-rand advertising budgets for toilet scrubbing to teach you about humility, life, and the importance of living each day as if it were your last."

AOL- We’ve all lived vicariously through those wanderlust-stricken travel enthusiasts who quit their jobs to travel the world. While we may not be as brave and adventurous as these people are, we enjoy checking out their Instagram and Facebook pics displaying their breath-taking views and amazing experiences.
However, one couple wants their followers to know that although their social media handles make their lives seem like fairy tales, the pictures don’t show the full reality of the situation. After quitting their jobs to travel the world, this couple went broke and now cleans toilets to survive.
Chanel Cartell and Stevo Dirnberger of South Africa quit their stable advertising jobs earlier this year to see how far they could travel. They’re journaling their travels on a blog called “How Far From Home.” They’ve posted pictures of beautiful pictures all over the world, making us think that their life together is one big dream.
However, not everything is as it seems. When the couple isn’t exploring new areas and doing yoga on destination beaches, they’re scrubbing out toilets and doing anything they can to scrounge up a bit of cash.
In a post on their blog, Cartell wrote that the couple’s social media posts don’t tell the whole story of their journey. She wrote:
“Browsing through our blog posts and Instagram feed, it seems like we’re having the time of our lives. And don’t get me wrong – we are. It’s bloody amazing. But it’s not all ice-creams in the sun and pretty landscapes.”
Cartell went on to write that when the love-birds aren’t admiring pretty landscapes or indulging in foreign eats, they’re undertaking difficult and dirty work. She wrote:
“So far, I think we’ve tallied 135 toilets scrubbed, 250 kilos of cow dung spread, 2 tons of rocks shovelled, 60 metres of pathway laid, 57 beds made, and I cannot even remember how many wine glasses we’ve polished. You see, to come from the luxuries we left behind in Johannesburg, to the brutal truth of volunteer work, we are now on the opposite end of the scale. We’re toilet cleaners, dog poop scoopers, grocery store merchandisers, and rock shovelers.”
In addition, the couple expressed that their travels are taking a physical toll on them. They don’t sleep much and their muscles are exhausted from lugging their bags from place to place. We never consider the difficulty of traveling with baggage when fantasizing about a life of travels. Cartell wrote:
“I am not at my fittest, slimmest or physically healthiest. We eat jam on crackers most days, get roughly 5hrs of sleep per night, and lug our extremely heavy bags through cobbled streets at 1am, trying to find our accommodation (because bus fares are not part of the budget, obviously).”
Despite the hardships, the couple wouldn’t trade their travel experiences for anything in the world. Cartell wrote:
“There’s nothing quite like swopping million-rand advertising budgets for toilet scrubbing to teach you about humility, life, and the importance of living each day as if it were your last.”

Oh really? A couple quite their secure jobs to travel and do nothing but spend money are now poor as fuck? No Way! What the fuck did this couple think was gonna happen? When has anyone ever gone on vacation and made money? Did these people think that was gonna happen? If i was their boss or co worker i would Tweet them photos of my pay check bi weekly, DM them photos of me eating a normal dinner and text them photos of me at night sleeping in the comfort of my bed. Why? Because these are the type of assholes that want to rub it in your face that they’re on vacation while you’re working your normal 9 to 5 but when you pull the curtain back its actually them scrubbing filthy toilets and moving cow shit just to survive. I mean crackers and jam? I think homeless people have better meals than that in food shelters. Honestly whats the point of traveling and enjoying the word when you’re sleep deprived, malnourished, and tired from lugging your luggage from country to country and living like a poor person. The grand kicker is, their boss or CEO at whatever job they were at can probably do this every few months. Just vacation for two weeks straight, do all that these assholes do except with the luxury of a credit card with way more funds. But nooooo these people just HAD to be against the grain and give up everything. Fucking Idiots!

P.s- They’ve been only doing this since March. 7 Months and already complaining about no cash and exhaustion. By next year they’re gonna be begging for their job back or prostituting their way around the world just to live.