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If You Chose To Call Yourself “Satan’s Son” Right Before A Fight, It’ll Probably Hurt Your Street Cred The Second You Get Knocked Out

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Pure intimidation tactics. Classic move from a white guy. You gotta act crazy enough to the point where the guy might just leave. Like the episode in Hey Arnold where him and Harold are about to fight and instead Arnold runs around singing and dancing like a lunatic. Just get loco. That was the move this slender white guy was going for. He had the height advantage. Get close enough to him and stare him down and establish dominance, then you lay the cards on the table. Let him know you’re some satanic mother fucker. Only problem is this guy didn’t give a fuck about Satan and was also much stronger and  had faster hands than Satan’s son. Kinda should have those abilities to back up your credibility as being the son of Lucifer. Now you’re just kind of  a guy laying on the floor who got knocked out faster than Ronda Rousey. And I’m not gonna lie. I’m impressed by the black dude being able to go 0 to 100 back down to 0 in seconds. None of that stare down over the dead corpse and say shit move. Guy literally charged up in a nano second, delivered 1 Knock out punch, and then was calm enough to casually look back at the dude snoozing.

P.s- If a black guy said he was the devil’s son I would be terrified but also id bring up Big L and hope he would think I’m cool enough so that he wont punch my shit in.

Uber Driver Not Pleased With His Drunk Passenger, Also Not Pleased When His Passenger Smacks And Punches Him From The Back Seat.

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LINK TO VIDEO HERE

LINK TO VIDEO HERE

Now no one obviously wants to deal with a bully. Sure it sucks that you got your brain rattled by a punch to the side of the head and got your hair nearly ripped from your skull. It sucks. But what also sucks is being so drunk you cant sit up straight and then getting abandoned in the middle of no where when all you want to do is get home and eat left over pizza or to a chicks place so you can try to finger her long enough till your dick wears off the booze. That REALLY sucks. I mean not like this is the best Uber driver ever either where he doesn’t deserve this kind of thing. Fucking doing tokyo drift moves on that u-turn and cant drive to fucking Park Newport. Thats all he needed to go is Park Newport. And no music bumping through the aux cord? I dont know how uber driver ratings work because we drive our selves here but id give him the equivalent to an F.

Also I gotta imagine this should be a good thing for the Uber driver right? Guys not giving you clear directions because he’s hammered so you just let the tab run into the billions and at the end of the trip tell him you charged him a million dollars because he kept saying go east instead of west or something. Like I think that was the whole platform for uber is keep drunk people from driving and charging them hundreds because they can’t speak right. Its a pretty good platform until you end up having to mace someone I guess.