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High Schoolers Voluntarily Get Pepper Sprayed For Their Criminal Science Class

 

Yo shout of the girl in the middle who apparently has eyeballs that can withstand xenomorph blood.

I’ve never personally experienced pepper spray directly in my face but I imagine its like squirting a lemon into your eyes times a billion. Maybe she just has the worlds most impenetrable eye lids on the face of the earth that’s keeping it from seeping into her pupils, I dont know. But either way, she has some balls compared tot he rest of them. I know my reaction would probably be something similar to these guys.

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All of them looking like a hawk just ripped their eyeballs from their head and I don’t blame them one bit. I mean this shit is for stopping criminals in their track. Getting your eyes fucked with can reduce The Hulk into a whimpering baby on the floor probably.  But not that one chick. Bitch is just so stone cold taking pepper spray to the eyes like its nothing.

Comedian/Actor Faizon Love From The Replacements Ragdolls The Shit Out Of This Dude At An Airport

COLUMBUS, Ohio – Actor and comedian Faizon Love is accused of assaulting a man at John Glenn Columbus International Airport Tuesday afternoon, according to court documents filed with Franklin County Municipal Court.
Love and a man were in a verbal argument when Love grabbed the man by his neck and threw him on the ground and into a desk according to court documents.
The documents show the man says he was cut above his eye.
The incident happened near the valet booth in baggage claim.
Court records show Love was arrested and charged with a misdemeanor count of assault.
The records do not show what the argument was about.

I want to give props to the guy who got tossed around by a guy 3 times his size and lived to tell about it but I also don’t want to reward dumb behavior such as mouthing off to Faizon Love. I don’t know what the dispute was about so I’m not gonna say whether or not it was justifiable as men to get into a physical altercation.  I mean an airport has to be one of the most high stressed situation in the world with baggage issues and the longest waiting game between boarding, flying, waiting to leave the airport. I can get you don’t want to be disrespected by some passenger even if he is in movies and is some what well known, but the second Faizon Love steps up right in your grill mix you should be smart enough to not poke the bear. I mean have you seen how fast this guy escalates situations?

Best case scenario this guy gets a cut around his eye and gets tossed around a little where the worst case scenario is a Glock 9mm being fired off into your windshield.  But you know who did play this scenario right? This old ass security guard looking airport worker.

Literally rushed to the scene just so he can get a good view of his fellow co worker getting the shit kicked out of him by a grizzly bear of a man. Hands in pocket, probably whispering commentary to the guy next to him. Staying clear of injury. Smart play by him.

Does This Look Like The Face Of A 72 Year Old Ohio Man Who Broke Into An Old Lady’s House To Jerk Off Into Her Orange Juice?

A 72-year-old Ohio man was arrested yesterday for allegedly slipping into the residence of a 61-year-old woman and ejaculating into a bottle of orange juice that he then shook up and returned to a refrigerator shelf. Willis Gene Burdette has been charged with burglary and contaminating a substance for human consumption, according to court filings that detail his conduct Wednesday afternoon in a home in Massillon, a city outside Canton. Seen above, Burdette was released from jail last night after posting $50,000 bond. As detailed in felony complaints, Burdette entered the victim’s home at 12:10 PM Wednesday by “using a key located inside of her shed.” Upon gaining access to the residence, Burdette “began to masturbate inside a small tool room near the garage.” As a home security camera recorded his actions, Burdette “removed a bottle of orange juice from the refrigerator and cum inside the bottle of orange juice.” He then proceeded to "shake the bottle" before returning it to the refrigerator. The court filings do not reveal whether Burdette knows the victim or if the tainted orange juice was consumed. Burdette lives about six miles from the woman’s home.

TSG- A 72-year-old Ohio man was arrested yesterday for allegedly slipping into the residence of a 61-year-old woman and ejaculating into a bottle of orange juice that he then shook up and returned to a refrigerator shelf.
Willis Gene Burdette has been charged with burglary and contaminating a substance for human consumption, according to court filings that detail his conduct Wednesday afternoon in a home in Massillon, a city outside Canton.
Seen above, Burdette was released from jail last night after posting $50,000 bond.
As detailed in felony complaints, Burdette entered the victim’s home at 12:10 PM Wednesday by “using a key located inside of her shed.” Upon gaining access to the residence, Burdette “began to masturbate inside a small tool room near the garage.”
As a home security camera recorded his actions, Burdette “removed a bottle of orange juice from the refrigerator and cum inside the bottle of orange juice.” He then proceeded to “shake the bottle” before returning it to the refrigerator.
The court filings do not reveal whether Burdette knows the victim or if the tainted orange juice was consumed. Burdette lives about six miles from the woman’s home.

I’m kind of impressed here by WIllis Burdette here. I mean sure its a vile disgusting act to break into a persons home just to jerk off in their orange juice. I love a nice glass of orange juice and knowing that someone jerked off in my Florida’s Natural would scar me forever probably and taking that simple joy of orange juice would be devastating. But I’m not the one that got oj with cum in it, it’s someone else, so I’m gonna credit Willis here. Only because he’s fucking 72 years old. I don’t know what the average age is where you lose your libido and can’t get it up anymore but this old son of a bitch is still cranking it. I mean that’s some sick shit. He didn’t just jizz in a bottle either, he fucking shook it up too. Got the pulp and shit to mix with the jizz. That’s some diabolical shit but half the people in his retirement home probably struggle just to get to the front door and here he is breaking into people’s house like he’s Molloy from The Simpsons except much more perverted. Like I said, I don’t like what he did to defile that poor thing of orange juice, but i respect the hell that he’s spry enough to complete the act.

Don’t You Ever Talk Shit To Mike About Cleveland Strip Clubs Or Else You’ll Get Shot

(NEWSER) – If you find yourself in Cleveland, keep your strip club opinions to yourself. So learned Antonio Cummings early Saturday. The 24-year-old from Orlando, Fla., was at the Ohio city's Lido Lounge for a birthday party, WKYC reports, and while standing outside of the club, Cummings got into an argument with a guy identified only as Mike. The two were debating the difference between strip clubs in Florida and Ohio, and the argument turned into a fight that culminated in Mike allegedly shooting Cummings in the left thigh then fleeing in a vehicle. Friends took Cummings to the hospital. The investigation (into the shooting, not which state has better strip clubs) is ongoing.

(NEWSER) – If you find yourself in Cleveland, keep your strip club opinions to yourself. So learned Antonio Cummings early Saturday. The 24-year-old from Orlando, Fla., was at the Ohio city’s Lido Lounge for a birthday party, WKYC reports, and while standing outside of the club, Cummings got into an argument with a guy identified only as Mike.
The two were debating the difference between strip clubs in Florida and Ohio, and the argument turned into a fight that culminated in Mike allegedly shooting Cummings in the left thigh then fleeing in a vehicle. Friends took Cummings to the hospital. The investigation (into the shooting, not which state has better strip clubs) is ongoing.

I guess since this is a Florida site, you would expect me to have Antonio Cummings back here. Defend Florida’s honor and go on a tirade about Mike how he’s just some slug from Cleveland and how their strippers probably look like beat up dogs. Nope! Any guy who has ever been through Orlando knows that the biggest flaw to one of the largest vacation spots Florida has to offer is that they have the biggest bull shit law ever about strip clubs. Girls essentially have to hover over your dick by at least like a foot. What the fuck is the point of that? They wear pasties and g strings, charge over priced drinks, and are basically hovering over your dick or dancing around you like a lunatic. Sure you could try to bribe her into fucking her after but still, maybe its 3 am and I want to get a few lap dances first so i can take the ride for a spin to see if i want to fully commit to paying for sex. It’s a bullshit rule. Its a terrible time for me and terrible for the ladies cause no chance in hell I tip her enough to buy McDonalds if she doesn’t rub her ass against me or nearly smother me to death with her tits. So I don’t know what the fuck Antonio can be arguing for here. Are Cleveland strip clubs even worse than Orlando strip clubs or something? Can’t be right? they don’t have the political strings being pulled by Micky Mouse and they seem like a place that are pretty much at the point where they could openly solicit prostitution there. I base that solely on the fact that the Browns and all of Cleveland stinks so they turn to prostitution to ale their woes.

 

Drunk Chick Just Feasting On Chicken Wings While Being Chased By Police

A motorist was noshing on chicken wings as she led Ohio cops on a chase that ended with her arrest for drunk driving, according to a police report. Judith Knight, 57, was allegedly under the influence on December 20 when her vehicle struck another car on a roadway in Brunswick Hills, a township about 25 miles west of Akron. Knight did not stop following the accident, so the other motorist called 911 while tailing Knight’s car to a cul-de-sac, where the second driver sought to block Knight’s vehicle. Before police arrived, Knight revved her engine and “appeared [to be] going to ram the complainant’s vehicle,” according to the police report. When cops arrived on the scene around 7 PM, Knight drove directly toward a police cruiser before veering across the front lawn of an adjacent residence. She then led police on a 25 mph chase that concluded when she “had no more road to travel” inside a new housing development. As Knight staggered from her car, an officer "observed a brownish substance" around her mouth that appeared to be blood. But the cop subsequently “determined it to be barbecue sauce from chicken wings that Ms. Knight was eating in her vehicle.” Police spotted a styrofoam container “that had contained the chicken wings Ms. Knight had been eating.” The chicken remains, the report notes, “were scattered throughout the front interior passenger compartment.” Knight, whose blood alcohol content was measured at .164, twice the legal limit, told police that she had been at Molly McGhee’s Sports Pub, where she had watched Cleveland Browns and Cleveland Cavaliers games on TV. Knight was charged with drunk driving, failing to stop after an accident, and fleeing an officer. Her arrest came 12 days after another Ohio woman--who was eating a bowl of cereal--led police on a 30-mile high-speed chase.

TSG-A motorist was noshing on chicken wings as she led Ohio cops on a chase that ended with her arrest for drunk driving, according to a police report.
Judith Knight, 57, was allegedly under the influence on December 20 when her vehicle struck another car on a roadway in Brunswick Hills, a township about 25 miles west of Akron.
Knight did not stop following the accident, so the other motorist called 911 while tailing Knight’s car to a cul-de-sac, where the second driver sought to block Knight’s vehicle. Before police arrived, Knight revved her engine and “appeared [to be] going to ram the complainant’s vehicle,” according to the police report.
When cops arrived on the scene around 7 PM, Knight drove directly toward a police cruiser before veering across the front lawn of an adjacent residence. She then led police on a 25 mph chase that concluded when she “had no more road to travel” inside a new housing development.
As Knight staggered from her car, an officer “observed a brownish substance” around her mouth that appeared to be blood. But the cop subsequently “determined it to be barbecue sauce from chicken wings that Ms. Knight was eating in her vehicle.”
Police spotted a styrofoam container “that had contained the chicken wings Ms. Knight had been eating.” The chicken remains, the report notes, “were scattered throughout the front interior passenger compartment.”
Knight, whose blood alcohol content was measured at .164, twice the legal limit, told police that she had been at Molly McGhee’s Sports Pub, where she had watched Cleveland Browns and Cleveland Cavaliers games on TV.
Knight was charged with drunk driving, failing to stop after an accident, and fleeing an officer. Her arrest came 12 days after another Ohio woman–who was eating a bowl of cereal–led police on a 30-mile high-speed chase.

Savage move going full blown saucy wings while driving drunk off her ass. We’re not just talking about having a couple of fries or onion rings on the way back from the bar. This lady probably ordered a full platter and doggy-bagged it on the way back just cleaning the meat off the bone like a some drunk buzzard. Doesn’t seem like such an outlandish move when you put it on context of “Ohio,” but the only thing I’m curious is if she went blue cheese or ranch while being drunk as a skunk behind the wheel. Now i’m skilled when it comes to eating on the road. I don’t care what it is pizza, lobster, steak, rice, I’ll tackle anything without stopping on the way despite doing 90 on I95. If I go wings, i gotta do full wings, gotta toss the side of celery and gotta dip in some blue cheese or ranch cause in the end thats the only way to get fully satisfying wings and if im drunk on the road driving, the key is to have an awesome meal at the end, such as wings with blue cheese, and if you’re gonna risk getting arrested and have your slightly humiliating, albiet casual for ohio, story then you better at least have satisfying wings complete with blue cheese because thats the only way its worth it.

Drunk Lady Breaks Into Zoo To Pet Tiger. Do You Think She Left With No Injuries?

NBCnews- An intoxicated woman was bitten by a tiger after she broke into a zoo and tried to pet the animal, police said. Jacqueline Eide, 33, reached into the predator's cage after she allegedly entered Henry Doorly Zoo in Omaha, Nebraska, early Sunday — just hours after Halloween. There was no merciful repeat of Daniel in the lions' den, however, and Eide suffered a

NBCnews- An intoxicated woman was bitten by a tiger after she broke into a zoo and tried to pet the animal, police said.
Jacqueline Eide, 33, reached into the predator’s cage after she allegedly entered Henry Doorly Zoo in Omaha, Nebraska, early Sunday — just hours after Halloween. There was no merciful repeat of Daniel in the lions’ den, however, and Eide suffered a “severe trauma” to her left hand, the Omaha Police Department said in a statement. She was driven to hospital by a friend, where police said Eide was aggressive and showed signs of intoxication by alcohol or drugs. She was cited for criminal trespass and remained at the hospital for treatment Sunday.
The tiger involved was said to be an 18-year-old Malayan tiger called Mai, according to the zoo. The incident was still under investigation Sunday.
“Just in case you had any doubt … If you pet a tiger you will most likely get bitten,” the Omaha Police Department said on Facebook.

Well that’s the new bar I think. Honestly looking back at the past 100 years since the invention of alcohol and motor vehicles I’m surprised that every single person that drinks doesn’t end up dead the next morning because they drove drunk. I applaud that that, but the reason that is, is because we know where to set the bar. Its the last line of defense in your brain where something just tells you to not get that drunk so . Well we have Uber and metropolitan cities now where people don’t have to operate a moving death trap anymore. So now a new bar is set. We gotta tell a point in our brains to not get so drunk so as we don’t end up breaking the law of trespassing into a public zoo, because one thing leads to another. Soon enough you come out of a black out getting rushed to the ER because your left hand is mauled because guess what, you ended up trying to pet a vicious jungle cat with 3 inch teeth. Set the bar folks, it’ll save your life.