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Drunk Lady Breaks Into Zoo To Pet Tiger. Do You Think She Left With No Injuries?

NBCnews- An intoxicated woman was bitten by a tiger after she broke into a zoo and tried to pet the animal, police said. Jacqueline Eide, 33, reached into the predator's cage after she allegedly entered Henry Doorly Zoo in Omaha, Nebraska, early Sunday — just hours after Halloween. There was no merciful repeat of Daniel in the lions' den, however, and Eide suffered a

NBCnews- An intoxicated woman was bitten by a tiger after she broke into a zoo and tried to pet the animal, police said.
Jacqueline Eide, 33, reached into the predator’s cage after she allegedly entered Henry Doorly Zoo in Omaha, Nebraska, early Sunday — just hours after Halloween. There was no merciful repeat of Daniel in the lions’ den, however, and Eide suffered a “severe trauma” to her left hand, the Omaha Police Department said in a statement. She was driven to hospital by a friend, where police said Eide was aggressive and showed signs of intoxication by alcohol or drugs. She was cited for criminal trespass and remained at the hospital for treatment Sunday.
The tiger involved was said to be an 18-year-old Malayan tiger called Mai, according to the zoo. The incident was still under investigation Sunday.
“Just in case you had any doubt … If you pet a tiger you will most likely get bitten,” the Omaha Police Department said on Facebook.

Well that’s the new bar I think. Honestly looking back at the past 100 years since the invention of alcohol and motor vehicles I’m surprised that every single person that drinks doesn’t end up dead the next morning because they drove drunk. I applaud that that, but the reason that is, is because we know where to set the bar. Its the last line of defense in your brain where something just tells you to not get that drunk so . Well we have Uber and metropolitan cities now where people don’t have to operate a moving death trap anymore. So now a new bar is set. We gotta tell a point in our brains to not get so drunk so as we don’t end up breaking the law of trespassing into a public zoo, because one thing leads to another. Soon enough you come out of a black out getting rushed to the ER because your left hand is mauled because guess what, you ended up trying to pet a vicious jungle cat with 3 inch teeth. Set the bar folks, it’ll save your life.

Some Chick White Tiger In India is Getting Pissed Because The Male White Tiger Wont Fuck Her

(NEWSER) – Male tigers are a lot like human men when it comes to sex. They're shy and awkward about their bodies if they haven't spent a lot of time around female tigers. They take libido enhancers when they get older. And, if a partner their own age isn't doing it for them, they consider trading them in for a younger, prettier tiger. BBC News reports India's Alipore zoo is having a difficult time getting its 10-year-old white tiger Vishal to mate. The zoo has tried vitamins and even de-worming him; nothing seems to be working. Experts are blaming the fact that Vishal was born in captivity, meaning he doesn't have much experience with females and might not understand the biological signals his body is sending, according to the Times of India. Plus, Vishal is at the outer limits of breeding age for tigers. This is apparently frustrating to Rupa, a female white tiger the zoo has assigned to breed with Vishal. While in heat, Rupa will chase, touch, and scratch Vishal, but he "runs away with his tail between his legs," a veterinary consultant tells the Times. Zoo staff have been trying to mate the two tigers for six months, and it's important they succeed because the zoo's tiger population is getting older and hasn't had a birth in more than a decade. Now, staff are considering trying Vishal out with a much younger Bengal tiger named Rani, who is described as having "a very beautiful face," the BBC reports. Ouch, Rupa.

(NEWSER) – Male tigers are a lot like human men when it comes to sex. They’re shy and awkward about their bodies if they haven’t spent a lot of time around female tigers. They take libido enhancers when they get older. And, if a partner their own age isn’t doing it for them, they consider trading them in for a younger, prettier tiger. BBC News reports India’s Alipore zoo is having a difficult time getting its 10-year-old white tiger Vishal to mate. The zoo has tried vitamins and even de-worming him; nothing seems to be working. Experts are blaming the fact that Vishal was born in captivity, meaning he doesn’t have much experience with females and might not understand the biological signals his body is sending, according to the Times of India. Plus, Vishal is at the outer limits of breeding age for tigers.
This is apparently frustrating to Rupa, a female white tiger the zoo has assigned to breed with Vishal. While in heat, Rupa will chase, touch, and scratch Vishal, but he “runs away with his tail between his legs,” a veterinary consultant tells the Times. Zoo staff have been trying to mate the two tigers for six months, and it’s important they succeed because the zoo’s tiger population is getting older and hasn’t had a birth in more than a decade. Now, staff are considering trying Vishal out with a much younger Bengal tiger named Rani, who is described as having “a very beautiful face,” the BBC reports. Ouch, Rupa.

I feel bad for my boy, Vishal here. Guy’s going through a mid life crisis and here Rupa is just making things worse by chasing and scratching him trying to get him to fuck her only thinking about her own needs. I bet Vishal thinks to him self that he’s like 10 years old already and doesnt know if he can raise a kid anymore. Maybe he’s just not cut out for father material. I mean christ, he was bred in captivity. Guy didn’t get to experience wild tiger ass and never got to experience being on his own. And now he’s probably put on a few pounds drinking more and more and not feeling him self and he knows he can’t put on quite the performance. Its a sad cycle of life. Hey Rupa you bitch, sympathize with my man here a little. Quit thinking about your needs. Maybe one day give him a wake up beej or something fun. Something to spark his confidence and spark his libido naturally. I mean he’s taking vitamin viagra for you for christ sakes. Im sure once its all said and done he’ll be the man you want him to be but right now he needs a little spark. He doesnt need you clawing him and leaving him for another younger hotter tiger just because you want a baby. If anything i hope they double down and get some hot 18 year old equivalent of a tiger who happens to love older tigers and just goes to town on Vishal. You wanna look for younger tiger, Rupa? Well So might my boy Vishal if you want to play that game. Lets see how that affects your confidence.