Monthly Archives: August 2015

Thinking About Special Plans This Halloween? How About Going To This Blood Rave.

 

The Netherlands will have its first ever “Blood Rave” – a dance party where dancers are sprayed with 5 thousand liters of blood – in Amsterdam on Halloween night. The event has been posted on Facebook, but with no specifics except for the date – October 31st – so far. A total of 728 guests have indicated that they are going. One of the organizers, who want to remain anonymous due to the nature of the event, told the AD that this is will be the first blood party in the world and the demand for it is high. The Blood Rave is based on the opening sequence of the 1998 vampire movie Blade. The opening shows a club full of dancing people suddenly sprayed with blood. The organizers want to use the same elements to recreate this scene. “In real life it is just more extreme.” one said to the newspaper. In terms of attendees, they expect somewhat “freaky” people in terms of personality. The organizers want to host a Halloween event that if focused less on pumpkins and kids and is “rawer and more exciting”. They are still trying to figure out whether it will be possible to use real blood, but that is what they want. “After a long search we have developed a special sprinkler system with pipes running across the ceiling and thus making us able to spray blood over the crowd. We’ve already tested it a number of times a substance resembling blood”, one of the organizers explained. “It is pushing the borders, but we want to see how far we can go.” Below is the opening sequence of Blade. Blood starts spraying out of the ceiling around the two minute mark and this may be disturbing to sensitive viewers.

The Netherlands will have its first ever “Blood Rave” – a dance party where dancers are sprayed with 5 thousand liters of blood – in Amsterdam on Halloween night.
The event has been posted on Facebook, but with no specifics except for the date – October 31st – so far. A total of 728 guests have indicated that they are going.
One of the organizers, who want to remain anonymous due to the nature of the event, told the AD that this is will be the first blood party in the world and the demand for it is high.
The Blood Rave is based on the opening sequence of the 1998 vampire movie Blade. The opening shows a club full of dancing people suddenly sprayed with blood. The organizers want to use the same elements to recreate this scene. “In real life it is just more extreme.” one said to the newspaper. In terms of attendees, they expect somewhat “freaky” people in terms of personality.
The organizers want to host a Halloween event that if focused less on pumpkins and kids and is “rawer and more exciting”. They are still trying to figure out whether it will be possible to use real blood, but that is what they want. “After a long search we have developed a special sprinkler system with pipes running across the ceiling and thus making us able to spray blood over the crowd. We’ve already tested it a number of times a substance resembling blood”, one of the organizers explained. “It is pushing the borders, but we want to see how far we can go.”
Below is the opening sequence of Blade. Blood starts spraying out of the ceiling around the two minute mark and this may be disturbing to sensitive viewers.

Nothing like a fun fall evening dressed up in outfits, acting young, partying with the opposite sex and getting doused with thousands of liters of blood. I mean seriously this sounds like the event of the year. 3,400 people jam packed into some Amsterdam night club playing some new age EDM music that makes you want to do drugs and dry hump the nearest goth chick for like 36 hours straight. Barring any militant black half mortal, half immortal out to avenge his mother’s death and rid the world of vampires and any real vampires being there, it sounds like the wildest party in Europe on Halloween. Sure goth chicks are intimidating and weird, but its halloween, theres no better time to stick you’re dick in strange especially ones that get turned on by having bodily fluids rained upon them. Yea she’ll end up looking like Carrie and probably will catch an STD from the blood baptism but most likely if you end up going to a bangin euro night club and go home with a chick you’ll end up with an STD anyways.

 

A Kid In India Was Born With 3 Dicks.

In what is a rarest of rare case, a two-year-old boy who had three penises since birth was operated at Sion hospital last month. The native of Jaunpur in Uttar Pradesh was brought to Mumbai by his mother for treatment. "The boy suffers from Diphallia. At birth, he had three penises, but he was able to pass urine through only one of them," said Dr Paras Kothari, head, paediatric surgery in Sion hospital. Of the three penises, two had erectile tissue, which is responsible for sexual function, while the third was rudimentary. Also, his anus was absent. "There was a huge soft boney mass and tissue to which the penises were attached. However, the anus was absent. Two years ago, after his birth, the doctors in Uttar Pradesh had created an incision on the lower left side of his stomach, in a procedure called Colostomy, to let the excreta pass through a tube," said Dr Vishesh Dixit, paediatric surgeon at the hospital. Doctors said it is an extremely rare anomaly, with only a hundred such cases reported in medical literature since 1609. Its occurrence is one in 55 lakh live male births. The family got the boy to Mumbai for surgery after understanding that a complex procedure of removal of penises was not possible in UP. In a surgery that lasted for six hours, doctors at Sion hospital extracted the soft boney mass as well as the rudimentary penis. "The two functional penises were fused into one, by wrapping a mass of skin around them. Further, an anal path was created through the boy's rectum to facilitate the passage of excreta," said Dixit. The boy will be taken up for a second surgery at the end of August to close the incision in the stomach. "The incision, through which he currently passes excreta, will only be closed after the anal path that has been created by us heals and is capable of function," said Kothari. The boy's sexual function will be normal and his fertility will not be affected when he attains adulthood, said doctors. "We want our boy to lead a normal life, and are grateful to the doctors who have conducted a successful surgery," said the boy's uncle.

DNAindia– In what is a rarest of rare case, a two-year-old boy who had three penises since birth was operated at Sion hospital last month. The native of Jaunpur in Uttar Pradesh was brought to Mumbai by his mother for treatment.
“The boy suffers from Diphallia. At birth, he had three penises, but he was able to pass urine through only one of them,” said Dr Paras Kothari, head, paediatric surgery in Sion hospital.
Of the three penises, two had erectile tissue, which is responsible for sexual function, while the third was rudimentary. Also, his anus was absent. “There was a huge soft boney mass and tissue to which the penises were attached. However, the anus was absent. Two years ago, after his birth, the doctors in Uttar Pradesh had created an incision on the lower left side of his stomach, in a procedure called Colostomy, to let the excreta pass through a tube,” said Dr Vishesh Dixit, paediatric surgeon at the hospital.
Doctors said it is an extremely rare anomaly, with only a hundred such cases reported in medical literature since 1609. Its occurrence is one in 55 lakh live male births.
The family got the boy to Mumbai for surgery after understanding that a complex procedure of removal of penises was not possible in UP. In a surgery that lasted for six hours, doctors at Sion hospital extracted the soft boney mass as well as the rudimentary penis. “The two functional penises were fused into one, by wrapping a mass of skin around them. Further, an anal path was created through the boy’s rectum to facilitate the passage of excreta,” said Dixit.
The boy will be taken up for a second surgery at the end of August to close the incision in the stomach. “The incision, through which he currently passes excreta, will only be closed after the anal path that has been created by us heals and is capable of function,” said Kothari.
The boy’s sexual function will be normal and his fertility will not be affected when he attains adulthood, said doctors.
“We want our boy to lead a normal life, and are grateful to the doctors who have conducted a successful surgery,” said the boy’s uncle.

Hey ladies, don’t look now but whenever this kid reaches the legal sex age in india, this dude is gonna have a hammer. Part of me obviously thinks if you have 3 dicks you should just be a sexual deviant at least once. But it sounds like he had one bum one that didn’t do a thing, one dedicated dick just for peeing and the other one that is purely to jizz. Be great if he could boogie with all three but he cant, also he’s only 2 right now but thats besides the point. So now obviously the doctors just streamlined penis operations by rolling it all into one mega dick it sounds like. i mean one dick the girth of 3 dicks? No girl is safe from that thing. In a world like India the oddities and amount of abnormal people just roam the place like dinosaurs use to roam the earth. They all eventually find someone to love them. This kid on the other hand? he gets his dick to function like a normal and will probably fit into society all while having a chipotle burrito sized dick in his paints. Not that bad of an Indian life.

P.s- The whole no anus thing? they dropped that fact too casually. “Also, His anus was absent.” Nonchalant. But again, this is India we’re talking about.

It Sucks That We’re Playing By The Rules Against ISIS Even If It Involves A Women Being Arrested For Scamming ISIS For Money

CHECHNYA, Russia — The girls pretended to be interested in moving to Syria and joining the extremist group. In return, recruiters for ISIS sent $3,300 in cash to cover moving expenses. Once they had the wire transfer, the ladies deleted all their social media accounts and tried to disappear. But they couldn’t. Break.com writes, “a Chechen Police E Unite which tracks online crime and activities caught what was going on and is now charging the three terrorist scammers with fraud.” Yahoo reports a Chechen cop advised, “I don’t advise anyone to communicate with dangerous criminals, especially for grabbing quick money.”

CHECHNYA, Russia —
The girls pretended to be interested in moving to Syria and joining the extremist group. In return, recruiters for ISIS sent $3,300 in cash to cover moving expenses.
Once they had the wire transfer, the ladies deleted all their social media accounts and tried to disappear.
But they couldn’t.
Break.com writes, “a Chechen Police E Unite which tracks online crime and activities caught what was going on and is now charging the three terrorist scammers with fraud.”
Yahoo reports a Chechen cop advised, “I don’t advise anyone to communicate with dangerous criminals, especially for grabbing quick money.”

Everyone always gets asked the hypothetical “If you could rob a place and have no one find out would you do it?” Some of my friends say they would do it and the other half say no. When i get asked I always start off saying Yes but then that god damn moral fiber tugs at you and some part of me says no because “I would have a guilty conscience.” Well i would have NO problem robbing the fuck out of ISIS. Im not even talking about this money wire transfer either, Im talkin Gimme The Loot type robbery. It sucks that non terrorist have to play by the rules when it comes to dealing with terrorist. In reality everyone not named ISIS would be happy if they were gone just like everyone would be happy if they got scammed out of all their money. These girls shouldn’t get punished for robbing a terrorist organization. At most i could see like you have to split half of the money but what they did is like small scale vigilantism. Slowly deplete their funds one social media web cam girl at a time.

Ex-Con Thinks He’s Gonna Out Smart The Cops By Giving His Brothers Name, Turns Out There Was A Warrant For His Arrest.

What's in a name? For one Florida ex-con, choosing the wrong one meant a return to the slammer. When Winter Haven Police got a noise complaint Wednesday night, the responding officer found Darius Devonte McClain blasting music from his car stereo. Rather than give his real name when confronted, the 22-year-old McClain offered the officer his brother's instead, cops allege. It was a criminally stupid move on many levels. McClain, of Lake Hamilton, said he didn't have his driver's license on him and gave cops his brother's name and birthdate along with a social security number belonging to a white man born in 1969, according to police. As for McClain's brother, Dequan Gunter from nearby Putnam County in central Florida had a warrant out for his arrest. McClain, on felony probation for introducing contraband into a detention facility, finally copped to lying to officers. He is being held at Polk County Jail for giving a false ID and probation violation

What’s in a name?
For one Florida ex-con, choosing the wrong one meant a return to the slammer.
When Winter Haven Police got a noise complaint Wednesday night, the responding officer found Darius Devonte McClain blasting music from his car stereo.
Rather than give his real name when confronted, the 22-year-old McClain offered the officer his brother’s instead, cops allege.
It was a criminally stupid move on many levels.
McClain, of Lake Hamilton, said he didn’t have his driver’s license on him and gave cops his brother’s name and birthdate along with a social security number belonging to a white man born in 1969, according to police.
As for McClain’s brother, Dequan Gunter from nearby Putnam County in central Florida had a warrant out for his arrest.
McClain, on felony probation for introducing contraband into a detention facility, finally copped to lying to officers.
He is being held at Polk County Jail for giving a false ID and probation violation

Listen, you can clown on Darius Devonte McClain all you want but I’m 100% impressed by what he did. Sure I bet he wishes the info didn’t come back saying he’s either an old white guy or a black dude with a warrant out for his arrest. But the fact is he probably didn’t panic like a little bitch and spit out fake identities that he kept in the back of his mind. Im almost sure any average joe trying to make up a lie by giving a fake name would fold under the pressure.  I don’t know why he would use an old white guys identity, maybe it helps get him further in life applying to jobs or his credit score or something. Either way its impressive. I mean name and birth date is one thing, but social security number? Thats some David Webb/Jason Bourne multiple aliases type shit.

This German Chicks Thinks It Was A Better Choice For Her To Not Pay Rent And Instead Live On The Train.

The Independent- When others get off the train to finally go home, Leonie Müller stays behind. That's because she already is home. The train is her apartment, and she says she likes it that way. The German college student gave up her apartment in spring. "It all started with a dispute I had with my landlord," Müller told The Washington Post via e-mail. "I instantly decided I didn't want to live there anymore — and then I realized: Actually, I didn't want to live anywhere anymore." Instead, she bought a subscription that allows her to board every train in the country for free. Now, Müller washes her hair in the train bathroom and writes her college papers while traveling at a speed of up to 190 mph. She says that she enjoys the liberty she has experienced since she gave up her apartment. "I really feel at home on trains, and can visit so many more friends and cities. It's like being on vacation all the time," Müller said. The 23-year-old's unusual housing choice has gained her media attention in Germany and appeared on national news sites such as Spiegel Online. "I read, I write, I look out of the window and I meet nice people all the time. There's always something to do on trains," Müller told German TV station SWR in an interview. Since risking the move, Müller's life fits into a small backpack in which she carries clothes, her tablet computer, college documents and a sanitary bag. So far, her experience contradicts studies that have recently claimed that "long commutes are killing you." And financially, she  benefits from living on a train: The flat-rate ticket costs her about $380, whereas she had to pay about $450 for her previous apartment. However, living cheaper is not the only goal she has in mind. "I want to inspire people to question their habits and the things they consider to be normal," Müller told The Post. "There are always more opportunities than one thinks there are. The next adventure is waiting just around the corner — provided that you want to find it." Müller frequently travels late at night, although she tries to sleep at the apartments of relatives or friends. Often, she is accommodated by her boyfriend, her mother or grandmother. "Normally, we would have to have a long-distance relationship, but living on a train enables me to see him all the time," Müller told  German TV station SWR regarding her boyfriend. "Most of my friends really like the idea, although some consider it to be quite adventurous. Others, however, have reacted more negatively: They feel offended by the fact that I question the ordinary way of life and living." Living on a train is also supposed to have an academic purpose: Müller is documenting the unusual experiment on a blog. Her final undergraduate paper will be based on her experiences as a modern train-nomad. The only problem? "Possessing a headset that mutes most surrounding noises is crucial," she said.

The Independent- When others get off the train to finally go home, Leonie Müller stays behind. That’s because she already is home. The train is her apartment, and she says she likes it that way.
The German college student gave up her apartment in spring. “It all started with a dispute I had with my landlord,” Müller told The Washington Post via e-mail. “I instantly decided I didn’t want to live there anymore — and then I realized: Actually, I didn’t want to live anywhere anymore.”
Instead, she bought a subscription that allows her to board every train in the country for free. Now, Müller washes her hair in the train bathroom and writes her college papers while traveling at a speed of up to 190 mph. She says that she enjoys the liberty she has experienced since she gave up her apartment. “I really feel at home on trains, and can visit so many more friends and cities. It’s like being on vacation all the time,” Müller said.
The 23-year-old’s unusual housing choice has gained her media attention in Germany and appeared on national news sites such as Spiegel Online. “I read, I write, I look out of the window and I meet nice people all the time. There’s always something to do on trains,” Müller told German TV station SWR in an interview. Since risking the move, Müller’s life fits into a small backpack in which she carries clothes, her tablet computer, college documents and a sanitary bag.
So far, her experience contradicts studies that have recently claimed that “long commutes are killing you.” And financially, she benefits from living on a train: The flat-rate ticket costs her about $380, whereas she had to pay about $450 for her previous apartment. However, living cheaper is not the only goal she has in mind.
“I want to inspire people to question their habits and the things they consider to be normal,” Müller told The Post. “There are always more opportunities than one thinks there are. The next adventure is waiting just around the corner — provided that you want to find it.”
Müller frequently travels late at night, although she tries to sleep at the apartments of relatives or friends. Often, she is accommodated by her boyfriend, her mother or grandmother.
“Normally, we would have to have a long-distance relationship, but living on a train enables me to see him all the time,” Müller told German TV station SWR regarding her boyfriend. “Most of my friends really like the idea, although some consider it to be quite adventurous. Others, however, have reacted more negatively: They feel offended by the fact that I question the ordinary way of life and living.”
Living on a train is also supposed to have an academic purpose: Müller is documenting the unusual experiment on a blog. Her final undergraduate paper will be based on her experiences as a modern train-nomad. The only problem? “Possessing a headset that mutes most surrounding noises is crucial,” she said.

Lets get one thing abundantly clear. This bitch does not live in the trains 24/7. Shes not waking up, taking a pee when she gets up in a busy rail way car, Making breakfast on some hot plate in between isles, going to work and then coming home frustrated and popping on late night entertainment all week. She does this like one night and the rest of the days she’s bumming it at her parents house for half the week and her boyfriends place the other half and occasionally spends a casual Tuesday night on the late train because she has to get to work early anyways. To think otherwise is dumb.

No one on their right mind wants to live on the train. Theres a reason why homeless people live on public transportation. Its because they are not of sound mind and fucking poor. Is that what oyu want to be labeled and seen as? Well congrats Leonie, you’re room mates with homeless vagrants with piss covered pants and officially apart of the dregs of society. Don’t think you’re not in the same boat as them because you sleep at a window seat with some cushioning either. You get up in the middle of the night to take a piss? So does the toothless bum, the only difference is you got up 15 feet while the bum just peed where he slept. You’re a lower level of society because you decided you wanted to be an asshole about paying rent. If i were truly a homeless bum i would just mug this girl. You’re a homeless person who pays monthly $380 more dollars than a homeless person has seen in year. You don’t get to have money, nice things, a family, and still pretend you live on the subway with out getting mugged. Live by the streets, die by the streets.

P.s- I bet her boyfriend could care less about her spending the night in a train. He paid for the privilege of having a roof over his head and a sense of security at night. She wants to give that up? fine, fend for your self when the hobo starts masterbating in the corner when you sleep.

Joe Philbin’s Lost His Mind

https://twitter.com/NemmyKash/status/634898285489168384

 

Who is this guy!? Joe Philbin just putting on a clinic on stage rocking out. Saturday preseason game against Carolina? Philbin ain’t got time for that, he probably has to go watch other summer blockbusters and sell out venues once that useless game ends. Memo to the rest of the NFL- You better lock up the back doors and run for your life when the Dolphins come to town!

 

**UPDATE** Im Offically on Philbin watch for the next 42 hours. Is he on a drug binge? Did he find out he has terminal cancer and doesnt give a fuck anymore? I dont know but im about to get an all white tux complete with a top hat and just link up with Joe and the rest of the Dolphins team and staff and party on the town maybe.

What Does Joe Philbin Do To Ready A Team During Pre-Season? He Cancels Walk Through And Takes Everyone To See Straight Outta Compton

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Love it. Nothing says confidence like taking the fellas out have a nice bonding experience and watch the hit biopic about the worlds most notorious rap group instead of doing boring walk throughs in a preseason game. Team bonding between coach and players. Yea Philbins about to enter his 4th season with the Dolphins trying to fight mediocrity. But just maybe Philbins gonna change up his coaching method and he knows this seasons gonna get past .500 mark. This isnt sarcasm either. Its me buying into Philbin in a last chance of desperation.

-It’s also just funny thinking about an old white guy in a theater packed with big NFL players, a majority of them being black.

I Hate These Drunk Assholes Who Ruined This Guys Sand Castle

Dutch holiday goers destroying this man's sand sculpture Poor man. He's building it up again. Read more at http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=d4b_1440077690&use_old_player=1#TFM0VmCjeZrzVAOh.99

Dutch holiday goers destroying this man’s sand sculpture
Poor man. He’s building it up again.
VIDEO LINK HERE at http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=d4b_1440077690&use_old_player=1#TFM0VmCjeZrzVAOh.99

Look we all get it. When you’re drunk sometimes you make a mistake. Bump a car drunk driving back home, get into a fight because you drunkenly bump into someone. It happens. Things just go 0 to 100 outta no where sometimes. But fuck these assholes. I don’t even think they’re drunk, i just saw one guy sipping a can so assumed but either way fuck these guys. Yea i think that a grown man building a sandcastle is weird but if he’s working on his sand castle you’re an ass if you just run through it with your buddies like a battering ram ruining his life’s work. The guys dedicated to that fucking sandcastle. I mean he’s building that thing in the middle of the night. Guy doesn’t have much in life going on right now besides that sandcastle and you’re just being a dick about it knocking out the back side wall and flanking left tower. And thats where i gotta respect this sand castle guy. Dude i think stayed up through the night just rebuilding his sandcastle not throwing a fit or anything. Shit like this probably happens often in the sand castle game. Guy just puts his nose to the grindstone and build it back up.

Manhattan Condo Owners Are Asking For One Million Dollars For Their Parking Spots.

Parking spaces have become so scarce in some big cities that wealthy buyers of luxury condos will have to fork out $1million to secure a single spot to park their cars. Prices for parking have reached an all-time high in large cities, including New York, Boston and San Francisco, according to the Wall Street Journal. At least two new residential developments in Manhattan are asking for the extortionate sum for a single parking space. And developers are even marketing the small spaces as sought-after luxury amenities with fancy brochures and promotional videos. In Manhattan’s trendy Soho, a parking space will set buyers back around four times the cost of an average family home in the country. At 42 Crosby Street in Soho, a 10-unit condominium building is currently under construction by Atlas Capital Group and expected to be complete next year. It has 10 parking spaces being built underground. Each space is available for $1million, which is more expensive in terms of square footage than the apartments upstairs. At 15 Renwick in Soho, designed by ODA-Architecture, prices for units start from $2.1million for a three-bedroom condo up to $11million for a penthouse duplex. But three private parking spots are priced at $1million each. Tim Crowley, the director of new development at Core, which is handling the marketing for 15 Renwick, said the high prices is because developers hope the spaces will be sold with one of the building’s two penthouses. Jonathan Miller, president of appraisal firm Miller Samuel, told the Journal that the highest actual sales price has seen for a single parking space in Manhattan is $325,000. He explained that million-dollar parking spaces are not close to market rate, but instead are priced proportionally to the high price tags of units in the building.

DM-Parking spaces have become so scarce in some big cities that wealthy buyers of luxury condos will have to fork out $1million to secure a single spot to park their cars.
Prices for parking have reached an all-time high in large cities, including New York, Boston and San Francisco, according to the Wall Street Journal.
At least two new residential developments in Manhattan are asking for the extortionate sum for a single parking space.
And developers are even marketing the small spaces as sought-after luxury amenities with fancy brochures and promotional videos.
In Manhattan’s trendy Soho, a parking space will set buyers back around four times the cost of an average family home in the country.
At 42 Crosby Street in Soho, a 10-unit condominium building is currently under construction by Atlas Capital Group and expected to be complete next year.
It has 10 parking spaces being built underground. Each space is available for $1million, which is more expensive in terms of square footage than the apartments upstairs.
At 15 Renwick in Soho, designed by ODA-Architecture, prices for units start from $2.1million for a three-bedroom condo up to $11million for a penthouse duplex.
But three private parking spots are priced at $1million each.
Tim Crowley, the director of new development at Core, which is handling the marketing for 15 Renwick, said the high prices is because developers hope the spaces will be sold with one of the building’s two penthouses.
Jonathan Miller, president of appraisal firm Miller Samuel, told the Journal that the highest actual sales price has seen for a single parking space in Manhattan is $325,000.
He explained that million-dollar parking spaces are not close to market rate, but instead are priced proportionally to the high price tags of units in the building.

If theres ever a blessing for living in Florida, its that we have homes with driveways and garages. Yea we get warm weather and see hot, tan, superficial chicks in bikinis, and lower cost of living, But having a place for my car when I come home within a 20 foot distance that people aren’t going to break into matters a lot. Its piece of mind. Some Mahattanites just love coming out of the wood works bragging about how great their city is and how they don’t need cars because they have the subways. Yea you get public transportation that homeless people sleep and defecate in. Real glamorous. If people in New York didn’t want their own form of transportation then there wouldn’t be a god damn ONE MILLION DOLLAR premium on a parking spot that may or may not be directly linked to your building. Its god damn insane. You can buy like 5 houses with that kind of money here. 5 houses with driveway parking. As you grow up and want to be a respectable human being you need a car and along with that in order to have piece of mind that your, at minimum, 30 thousand dollar expense is safe while its parked. Im assuming if you can afford a condo in soho you have some money, and I would splurge to have that parking spot if its connected to the building. But at some point in the dead of winter when you and your wife have that seasonal affective disorder and go park your car in a spot that cost you one million dollars you’re gonna think about giving it all up and move down south to Miami where you can dress in Tommy Bahama weather in the winter and be balls deep in some cuban pussy knowing your cars parked right outside in a residential neighborhood.

Local Florida Adult Star Kayla Kupcake Gave The Judge A Nice Flash Of The Titties When She Was In Court.

BROWARD COUNTY, Fla. - A woman claiming she had been mistreated in jail flashed a judge Thursday in a Broward courtroom. Susan Marie Surrette, who had been arrested on a disorderly intoxication charge, wanted to show the judge her injuries. Judge John Hurley was presiding over the case. The questions are typical, but the encounter was not. "I work," Surrette said. "What do you do for work?" Hurley asked. "I work as a hair dresser," she said. But that's just one the things Surrette does. She then told the judge about her other job. WATCH: Susan Marie Surrette's full court appearance "Kayla Kupcakes. I'm an escort, too," Surrette said. Surrette has a website to prove it. She calls herself Kayla Kupcakes and advertises that she's a porn star, escort and private dancer with a knack for some fetishes. Surrette then started complaining about police brutality and said she has the evidence to prove it. "I've been beaten up by police. And also this too," Surrette said, showing the judge her breasts. "Oh, my Lord," Hurley said. After flashing the judge, Surrette told Hurley she has medical condition. "She's somebody that needs help," Surrette's attorney said. "She's not going to get the help that she needs at the jail." The judge set Surrette's bond at $100 and ordered that she under a medical evaluation.

BROWARD COUNTY, Fla. –
A woman claiming she had been mistreated in jail flashed a judge Thursday in a Broward courtroom.
Susan Marie Surrette, who had been arrested on a disorderly intoxication charge, wanted to show the judge her injuries.
Judge John Hurley was presiding over the case. The questions are typical, but the encounter was not.
“I work,” Surrette said.
“What do you do for work?” Hurley asked.
“I work as a hair dresser,” she said.
But that’s just one the things Surrette does. She then told the judge about her other job.
WATCH: Susan Marie Surrette’s full court appearance
“Kayla Kupcakes. I’m an escort, too,” Surrette said.
Surrette has a website to prove it. She calls herself Kayla Kupcakes and advertises that she’s a porn star, escort and private dancer with a knack for some fetishes.
Surrette then started complaining about police brutality and said she has the evidence to prove it.
“I’ve been beaten up by police. And also this too,” Surrette said, showing the judge her breasts.
“Oh, my Lord,” Hurley said.
After flashing the judge, Surrette told Hurley she has medical condition.
“She’s somebody that needs help,” Surrette’s attorney said. “She’s not going to get the help that she needs at the jail.”
The judge set Surrette’s bond at $100 and ordered that she under a medical evaluation.

VIDEO IN LINK

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I see the move Kayla Kupcake tried to pull here. “Oh yea judge you never heard of me? Well let me give you a run down of who i am. The names Susan Marie Surrette aka Kayla Kupcake. 5’7 Blonde Im a 44DD and this is what im known for….”Screen Shot 2015-08-20 at 11.59.53 PM

Smart move trying to throw the judge off his kilter. I mean she’s practically offering the judge a chance to fuck her right there to get out of this silly misunderstanding about her drunken arrest. Give the little schpeel about being a hairdresser so you seem like a normal part of society, Dangle the carrot in front of the rabbit by telling the judge you’re an escort too and you make films in your bed room. Take the shot by flashing your 44DD all over open court under oath. Hook line and sinker.  Love how she threw in she does fetish stuff too. Gotta cover all bases when you’re trying to fuck your way out of an arrest record.

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