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A Dallas Stripper On Stage With A Giant Ass Snake…..Yup.

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Everyone knows I hate snakes. So obviously I’m not saying I’m turned on right now, but I’m also not not saying I’m turned on right now. Jah feel? This just kinda proves one thing, Women are just devil seductresses. Yea i know, it’s something we kind of already know. If she has a fat enough ass or big enough tits, your judgement gets clouded 100% of the time. I just said i hate snakes. I said it before i clicked on the video. I said it watching the entire video in a trance. I said it after i watched the video. I said it when i watched the video again. And last of all, I said it while sporting at least a half chub the entire time. Maybe the situation would be different if i was in a lap dance stall one on two with her and a snake but all i know is she did naughty sexy stuff with the snake and sure i was a little bit disgusted but i was also turned on enough to probably throw all the money i have at her to make her do more of it. Why? because she knows what she is and knows she can use what she got to make some money off of suckers like me and all these dudes here. And its not just us, you guys reading it too can admit you guys got turned on just a little bit. If it wasn’t when the snake was slithering over her pussy, it was when she was about to deep throat the entire snake. (You think about what she could do to your penis that probably sucks.)

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Dominos Driver Accidentally Delivered $1200 Bucks To A Customer Because The Money Was In A Pizza Box Marked “Chicken Wings”

HP- Hiding nearly $1,300 in cash in a box marked "chicken wings" might seem like a great way to safely get money to the bank, but only if you don't accidentally deliver it to a customer. A Domino's in Berkeley, California, made just such a delivery on Friday, and the customer didn't even open the box right away. Mike Vegas, a bartender at AT&T Park in San Francisco, told NBC Bay Area he thought he was going to have the night off so he ordered some pizza and wings. But when he got called into work, he stuck the box of wings in the fridge unopened.  "I got off work really late, and when I came back home I found the cash in the delivery box -- a refrigerated deposit," Vegas told the station. "I was rubbing my eyes at 5 a.m., laughing at myself." Vegas said the driver had called looking for the missing money, but since he had been at work, he ignored the calls.  Vegas posted an image on Facebook showing two stacks of bills -- one containing $666, the other $633:  Vegas seemed inclined to return the money from the beginning, using the hashtag #karmatest. "Of course there's a long list of people arguing you should keep it, you shouldn't keep it, you should keep it, you shouldn't keep it," he told KGO, the local ABC station. "I wanted to keep it, believe me. But I can't, I can't do that."  Some of Vegas' friends also worried that the driver would lose his job over the botched delivery.  "Driver is safe and keeps his job, money is back at Dominoes, I was offered free pizza for a year," Vegas wrote in an update. "Bonus- karma should drop by my place soon." Domino's was also happy they got their dough back. "Thank you so much for this," general manager Zia Mumtaz said when Vegas returned the cash, according to KGO. "Honest people are hard to find these days."

HP- Hiding nearly $1,300 in cash in a box marked “chicken wings” might seem like a great way to safely get money to the bank, but only if you don’t accidentally deliver it to a customer.
A Domino’s in Berkeley, California, made just such a delivery on Friday, and the customer didn’t even open the box right away.
Mike Vegas, a bartender at AT&T Park in San Francisco, told NBC Bay Area he thought he was going to have the night off so he ordered some pizza and wings. But when he got called into work, he stuck the box of wings in the fridge unopened.
“I got off work really late, and when I came back home I found the cash in the delivery box — a refrigerated deposit,” Vegas told the station. “I was rubbing my eyes at 5 a.m., laughing at myself.”
Vegas said the driver had called looking for the missing money, but since he had been at work, he ignored the calls.
Vegas posted an image on Facebook showing two stacks of bills — one containing $666, the other $633:
Vegas seemed inclined to return the money from the beginning, using the hashtag #karmatest.
“Of course there’s a long list of people arguing you should keep it, you shouldn’t keep it, you should keep it, you shouldn’t keep it,” he told KGO, the local ABC station. “I wanted to keep it, believe me. But I can’t, I can’t do that.”
Some of Vegas’ friends also worried that the driver would lose his job over the botched delivery.
“Driver is safe and keeps his job, money is back at Dominoes, I was offered free pizza for a year,” Vegas wrote in an update. “Bonus- karma should drop by my place soon.”
Domino’s was also happy they got their dough back.
“Thank you so much for this,” general manager Zia Mumtaz said when Vegas returned the cash, according to KGO. “Honest people are hard to find these days.”

Listen im all high spirited knowing that theirs good people in the world. As a chinese food delivery driver i know how much it sucks when you deliver the wrong order, your boss yells at you, you get to the house the person yells at you, you go to the house the food was originally intended for and then they yell at you and you’re left with an empty tank and no tips. But im not blaming the pizza boy one bit. Why the fuck would a manager label a box filled with cold card cash “Chicken wings” and why the fuck would you put it in a chicken wing container??? And you think its to fool criminals from stealing it, you’re crazy.  Between the 3 things that was and could have been in the box, Money, chicken wings, or pizza, all three of them are worth stealing. Not even as a criminal or a homeless guy. Like if i saw free wings laying around i probably would take them if they didn’t look gross. And if they look like 2 cold stacks of cash in crisp bills, yea then i definitely would steal it. If i were Mike Vegas over here i would make sure i order free pizza from Dominos as much as i fucking can because if their operation runs so poorly as to putting money in a box labeled chicken wings, they deserve to loose that cash.

p.s- Mike Vegas is kind of crazy for not digging into those wings like right away, I dont think i make it all the way back to the kitchen when i order wings.

Apparently The Male To Female Ratio in Dongguang Is So Messed Up That Guys Have Three Girlfriends

Monogamy is the cornerstone of our society, but one global city is bucking the trend with so many women living there that most men have two or three girlfriends. Dongguan, in south China’s Guangdong Province, is known for producing popular electronics such as iPhones and iPads - and also acting as the Chinese 'capital of sex'. Thanks to the one child policy which operated in China for many years, the country has a massive gender imbalance with millions more men than women in the country. Local factories running assembly plants prefer not to use men as they find them unreliable and instead offer work mainly to women. This means the city has many more women than men, with the men taking odd jobs and casual work, leaving them with plenty of time on their hands. And that means time for more than one girlfriend. Some admit they have two or three permanent girlfriends at the same time. One man told local TV: "It is a lot easier here to find a girlfriend than a job." The few men who do have jobs at the factories are in an even better position when it comes to finding a girlfriend, because most of the women end up spending long hours at work on the production lines. That means if they look for love, the main place for them to find consolation is from within the company. The disproportionate number of women has recently led to Dongguan being branded the 'capital of sex' with many women still willingly and knowingly involving themselves in relationships with men who already have other partners. Li Bin, a migrant factory worker from south-western Sichuan Province, said: "I have three girlfriends, and all of them know about each other. Many of my friends also have many girlfriends." He added: "There are so many young and naive female workers in the city. Why not have more than one if we can? Look, everyone is here to have fun; if you don’t do it, others will." Li Bin admitted that it was a "joke" for a man to only have one female partner. A Yi, 25, also a native of Sichuan, said he went to Dongguan to find a wife, as the dowry alone in his hometown would cost £3,000. He said: "There are plenty of women in Dongguan, and they don’t want any money. They just want a man." A Yi, currently unemployed, said he now has a girlfriend who pays his bills. According to the Guangdong Women's Rights and Information Service, the women in Dongguan pretend not to know about other partners or simply ignore their existence; some of them are even colleagues in the same factory. But they prefer the arrangement as it is better than being lonely, the women’s rights group said. Most of the women in Dongguan will eventually return home to get married. The thought is that their lifestyle in the bustling 'capital of sex' is temporary, and simply a necessary evil.

Mirror- Monogamy is the cornerstone of our society, but one global city is bucking the trend with so many women living there that most men have two or three girlfriends.
Dongguan, in south China’s Guangdong Province, is known for producing popular electronics such as iPhones and iPads – and also acting as the Chinese ‘capital of sex’.
Thanks to the one child policy which operated in China for many years, the country has a massive gender imbalance with millions more men than women in the country.
Local factories running assembly plants prefer not to use men as they find them unreliable and instead offer work mainly to women.
This means the city has many more women than men, with the men taking odd jobs and casual work, leaving them with plenty of time on their hands.
And that means time for more than one girlfriend.
Some admit they have two or three permanent girlfriends at the same time.
One man told local TV: “It is a lot easier here to find a girlfriend than a job.”
The few men who do have jobs at the factories are in an even better position when it comes to finding a girlfriend, because most of the women end up spending long hours at work on the production lines.
That means if they look for love, the main place for them to find consolation is from within the company.
The disproportionate number of women has recently led to Dongguan being branded the ‘capital of sex’ with many women still willingly and knowingly involving themselves in relationships with men who already have other partners.
Li Bin, a migrant factory worker from south-western Sichuan Province, said: “I have three girlfriends, and all of them know about each other. Many of my friends also have many girlfriends.”
He added: “There are so many young and naive female workers in the city. Why not have more than one if we can? Look, everyone is here to have fun; if you don’t do it, others will.”
Li Bin admitted that it was a “joke” for a man to only have one female partner.
A Yi, 25, also a native of Sichuan, said he went to Dongguan to find a wife, as the dowry alone in his hometown would cost £3,000.
He said: “There are plenty of women in Dongguan, and they don’t want any money. They just want a man.”
A Yi, currently unemployed, said he now has a girlfriend who pays his bills.
According to the Guangdong Women’s Rights and Information Service, the women in Dongguan pretend not to know about other partners or simply ignore their existence; some of them are even colleagues in the same factory.
But they prefer the arrangement as it is better than being lonely, the women’s rights group said.
Most of the women in Dongguan will eventually return home to get married. The thought is that their lifestyle in the bustling ‘capital of sex’ is temporary, and simply a necessary evil.

Preach Li Bin! My dude A Yi knows what the fucks up with life! Shit is this whats been going on in China? Off the records I think my family brings over people from China to try to make a life for them selves in America but why travel thousands of miles when you can get yourself a nice little situation in Dongguan. I might just uproot my self for a bit to try to find some strange over in the province. I mean as a guy tell me a better situation to be in. Just get an easy desk job where i can blog south florida sports, and weird stories all over the place while the chicks are in the factories gluing iPhone parts together wanting dick and at the end of the work day just go home and have your wednesday chick come over and give each other a happy. She has longer work hours the next day and thats when Ms. Thursday comes over. I mean i dont know what the average girlfriend to guy ratio that Li Bin and A YI are involved in but it sounds like for the 7 day week everyone has like a 3 man rotation of starting girlfriends.

Now here in America i would say it sounds awful. 3 mouths nagging at you and complaining about that one skank at the factory but lifes just different in Dongguan. The chicks know whats up and just want to not be some social pariah outcast with no boyfriend. Every ones just there to have some fun as A Yi said. Chicks probably can’t even complain about it either because if they do they’re gonna get kicked to the curb then guys like Li Bin will just pick up another one along the way back inside his apartment. Fucking A, I might need to hit up Dongguang with my buddy real soon. I mean with that many people and that many females being abandoned in the one child policy you can probably find a couple pretty dimes at the factory. I picture its like when Chris Tucker walks into Heaven On Earth Massage Parlor except my friends not black.

It Sucks That We’re Playing By The Rules Against ISIS Even If It Involves A Women Being Arrested For Scamming ISIS For Money

CHECHNYA, Russia — The girls pretended to be interested in moving to Syria and joining the extremist group. In return, recruiters for ISIS sent $3,300 in cash to cover moving expenses. Once they had the wire transfer, the ladies deleted all their social media accounts and tried to disappear. But they couldn’t. Break.com writes, “a Chechen Police E Unite which tracks online crime and activities caught what was going on and is now charging the three terrorist scammers with fraud.” Yahoo reports a Chechen cop advised, “I don’t advise anyone to communicate with dangerous criminals, especially for grabbing quick money.”

CHECHNYA, Russia —
The girls pretended to be interested in moving to Syria and joining the extremist group. In return, recruiters for ISIS sent $3,300 in cash to cover moving expenses.
Once they had the wire transfer, the ladies deleted all their social media accounts and tried to disappear.
But they couldn’t.
Break.com writes, “a Chechen Police E Unite which tracks online crime and activities caught what was going on and is now charging the three terrorist scammers with fraud.”
Yahoo reports a Chechen cop advised, “I don’t advise anyone to communicate with dangerous criminals, especially for grabbing quick money.”

Everyone always gets asked the hypothetical “If you could rob a place and have no one find out would you do it?” Some of my friends say they would do it and the other half say no. When i get asked I always start off saying Yes but then that god damn moral fiber tugs at you and some part of me says no because “I would have a guilty conscience.” Well i would have NO problem robbing the fuck out of ISIS. Im not even talking about this money wire transfer either, Im talkin Gimme The Loot type robbery. It sucks that non terrorist have to play by the rules when it comes to dealing with terrorist. In reality everyone not named ISIS would be happy if they were gone just like everyone would be happy if they got scammed out of all their money. These girls shouldn’t get punished for robbing a terrorist organization. At most i could see like you have to split half of the money but what they did is like small scale vigilantism. Slowly deplete their funds one social media web cam girl at a time.