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Do These Look Like 40 Knives That Were Found Inside A Man’s Stomach Because He Ate Them?

When a patient shows up at a hospital with severe abdominal pain and ultrasound reveals a mass in his stomach, it's only logical to think first of a tumor, perhaps cancer. And that's just what surgeons at Amritsar Corporate Hospital in India at first assumed, according to a hospital news release. But then they put a camera down his stomach Friday "and saw a very different kind of thing," Jatinder Malholtra, the chief surgeon, told The Washington Post. So different was it -- they had never seen such a sight -- that they did a CT scan to confirm what they saw, as it simply defied belief. And they found not just one of these things but many of them. The things were knives, pocket knives, each about seven inches long. "In 20 years, I've never seen such a patient," Malholtra said in an interview. "I was amazed.""We asked the patient whether he had consumed these knives in a few days or a few months," said Malholtra. "He said he had taken 28 in number in the last two months." The scan did indeed show 28 knives inside. A team of five surgeons opened him up. They found exactly 28 knives, just like the man said. But while some of the knives were folded up, some were not. Their blades exposed, the man was bleeding profusely, said Malholtra. He could not have survived much longer, he added. The surgeons carefully removed each of the 28. But "we were not satisfied," Malholtra said. Perhaps the man, a 42-year-old police officer, had miscalculated. Perhaps his appetite for knives was greater than even he knew. Perhaps he had lost count. After all, a man who eats knives is not normal, perhaps not of sound mind, never mind his body.They did another scan in the operating theater and sure enough, found another 12, bringing the total to 40. They too were extracted. Why would a man swallow any knives, let alone 40? "This was the big question," said Malholtra. "But the answer was very erratic." The man simply said "'I have made my mind to take the knives. I don't know why. Impulse.' They were taken on impulse only." Did the man have a mental problem? That "seems to be," said Malholtra. But otherwise "he's very much a normal man." In fact, there is a condition called Pica, once described in the Journal of the American Board of Medicine, as "common, but commonly missed." Pica, said the article, "is the compulsive eating of nonnutritive substances and can have serious medical implications. Although it has been described since antiquity, there has been no single agreed-upon explanation of the cause of such behavior."

Sun Sentinel- When a patient shows up at a hospital with severe abdominal pain and ultrasound reveals a mass in his stomach, it’s only logical to think first of a tumor, perhaps cancer.
And that’s just what surgeons at Amritsar Corporate Hospital in India at first assumed, according to a hospital news release. But then they put a camera down his stomach Friday “and saw a very different kind of thing,” Jatinder Malholtra, the chief surgeon, told The Washington Post.
So different was it — they had never seen such a sight — that they did a CT scan to confirm what they saw, as it simply defied belief. And they found not just one of these things but many of them.
The things were knives, pocket knives, each about seven inches long. “In 20 years, I’ve never seen such a patient,” Malholtra said in an interview. “I was amazed.””We asked the patient whether he had consumed these knives in a few days or a few months,” said Malholtra. “He said he had taken 28 in number in the last two months.”
The scan did indeed show 28 knives inside.
A team of five surgeons opened him up. They found exactly 28 knives, just like the man said.
But while some of the knives were folded up, some were not. Their blades exposed, the man was bleeding profusely, said Malholtra. He could not have survived much longer, he added.
The surgeons carefully removed each of the 28.
But “we were not satisfied,” Malholtra said.
Perhaps the man, a 42-year-old police officer, had miscalculated. Perhaps his appetite for knives was greater than even he knew. Perhaps he had lost count. After all, a man who eats knives is not normal, perhaps not of sound mind, never mind his body.They did another scan in the operating theater and sure enough, found another 12, bringing the total to 40.
They too were extracted.
Why would a man swallow any knives, let alone 40?
“This was the big question,” said Malholtra. “But the answer was very erratic.” The man simply said “‘I have made my mind to take the knives. I don’t know why. Impulse.’ They were taken on impulse only.”
Did the man have a mental problem? That “seems to be,” said Malholtra. But otherwise “he’s very much a normal man.”
In fact, there is a condition called Pica, once described in the Journal of the American Board of Medicine, as “common, but commonly missed.”
Pica, said the article, “is the compulsive eating of nonnutritive substances and can have serious medical implications. Although it has been described since antiquity, there has been no single agreed-upon explanation of the cause of such behavior.”

Just a casual day at the ER in India for sure. How do I know that? Well going through the time line of the story, the guy goes walks in on the ER. He fills out some forms, select his health care provider probably, yada yada yada. Gets the sit down with his doctor and says “Hey doc, I think i swallowed something like close to 28 knives, some of them folded, some of them just fixed blade. Do you think you can help me out doc? It’s feeling rather uncomfortable.” Doctor replies back “Well sure thing! We’re gonna get you back to normal in no time. You will have to go under surgery, but It’s nothing i can’t handle!” Half way through the procedure the doc goes “Well, that just about does it, removed 28 knives. But you know what? I bet this rascal ate a knife or two more and just doesn’t remember. Let’s double check just to be sure” **removes 12 additional knives** “See! What did I tell ya! Happens all the time.”

Somehow after an extensive medical procedure to remove 40 objects used to cut and tear flesh and muscle tissue, do they bother to ask “hey man, why the fuck did you swallow all of this?” Some one should turn that into a reality tv show honestly. The emergency room in an Indian hospital where they have people that have extra limbs and skin conditions that make them look like a tree and idiots who just casually swallow 40 knives over a two month time span. I picture like an A&E Network show like Pawn Stars/ Miami Ink meets House meets every medical anomaly in India. What a show that would be.

Bollywood Actress Sits Next To A Man On Flight Who Watches A Pirated Copy Of The Movie She’s In

 

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I don’t know what kind of actress or how big the celebrity clout of Kriti Sanon is but off the bat im gonna say she ain’t shit in bollywood. It always baffled me in college when we studied the business of film and the professors would always push this silly notion that Bollywood and Nigerian film companies churn out thousands of movies a year and claim that they have the real power. Name any real actress here in North America, If you sat next to them, or even on the same flight, you would know them instantly. Now if it was some no name shit sitcom star who debuted in a pilot, i wouldn’t know there name either. But you know what? Good chances they’re probably hot and you’d notice right away when you got a boner looking at her, and then got another boner watching the movie, and then you put two and two together and get another boner. That’s American cinema.

This bollywood work of so called film, looks awful. Like a bad mix of the Fast and the Furious franchise and some shitty rom com. Well guess what, Kriti Sanon? Those are EXACTLY the type of movies to be pirated. Not saying you can’t and shouldn’t pay to go to the movies, but Dilwale is just a movie you leave on and never once in your life take seriously. Its the type of movie when you’re with your friends at some get together eating curry and talk about stupid movies you saw and make fun of, that’s Dilwale. Shot super bright so bootleg copies are clearer than movies that take place in the dark, awful story line that doesn’t make sense so you don’t have to pay attention or care, and just loaded with action scene because we’re all still human after all. Perfect type of movie to watch if its a bootleg and you gotta crush a flight. If you were to tell me its like the Bollywood Schindler’s list or like Avatar where the effects really matter, i would agree with you, but I own crappy Chinese bootlegs of There’s Something About Marry and Fast and the Furious Tokyo Drift and those worked just fine for me.

Sidenote- what kinda indian gangster phone projector contraption is that? Is that whats up with samsung galaxies or iPhones? I still got a Blackberry because im loyal to death but that shit would change up my ipod porn. Can i get a blackberry one? kinda interested.

 

This Leopard With Its Head Stuck In A Pot Is Exactly How I Feel Today.

1 October 2015 Last updated at 07:57 BST An unlucky leopard got its head stuck in a metal pot after wandering into a North Indian village on Wednesday. Local media reported that the leopard was thirsty and had become stuck after trying to drink water from the pot. It took forest officials more than six hours to tranquilise and free the leopard from the pot. The animal was later released back into the wild. VIDEO LINK HERE---->http://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-india-34410070?post_id=612601132216399_612601125549733

1 October 2015 Last updated at 07:57 BST
An unlucky leopard got its head stuck in a metal pot after wandering into a North Indian village on Wednesday.
Local media reported that the leopard was thirsty and had become stuck after trying to drink water from the pot.
It took forest officials more than six hours to tranquilise and free the leopard from the pot.
The animal was later released back into the wild.
VIDEO LINK HERE—-> http://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-india-34410070?post_id=612601132216399_612601125549733

 

This is everyone today, and if its not, you probably think you’re better than the rest of us so you guys can go to hell. Here we are just floundering our way through the day with our head completely stuck in a metal pot named Monday. All we’re trying to do is get little sips of water so we don’t completely die and next thing you know you look like the village idiot. Not to mention we also don’t want to get murdered in India. That’s not a metaphor, that’s just facts. Luckily for this guy, he gets to be tranquilized while we’re just toiling away struggling for air.

Snake Bites Farmer On The Penis

Mirror- A man's penis almost withered up and died after he was bitten by a poisonous snake while urinating in a field. The farmer, who had been caught short and was urinating in a field, waited for three hours before the pain became unbearable and he rushed to A&E. Doctors inspected the 46-year-old's member which had become grossly swollen and was covered in blisters where the bite had made its impact. According to the New England Journal of Medicine, the fang marks were obviously visible leading them to search for an antidote. The incident, which happened in the Himalayas, shocked doctors who probed the man for information on what the creature looked like. He identified the serpent by using the name ‘gunas’ which was then discovered to be a Levantine viper. Doctors began to notice the man's blood was clotting rapidly as the venom travelled around his body and injected him with a drug that neutralised the poison. He was left in hospital for three days following the attack - and had black wounds where the viper punctured his penis due to necrosis which causes the tissue to wither and die. The medics at the Sher-i-Kashmir Institute of Medical Sciences, Srinagar, India subsequently checked up on the unlucky man - and discovered that after four days after he was discharged that the swelling on his penis had decreased. Snakes bite around five million people worldwide each year and cause 100,000 deaths. Several hundred thousand suffer amputations or other disabilities as a result of the venom.

Mirror- A man’s penis almost withered up and died after he was bitten by a poisonous snake while urinating in a field.
The farmer, who had been caught short and was urinating in a field, waited for three hours before the pain became unbearable and he rushed to A&E.
Doctors inspected the 46-year-old’s member which had become grossly swollen and was covered in blisters where the bite had made its impact.
According to the New England Journal of Medicine, the fang marks were obviously visible leading them to search for an antidote.
The incident, which happened in the Himalayas, shocked doctors who probed the man for information on what the creature looked like.
He identified the serpent by using the name ‘gunas’ which was then discovered to be a Levantine viper.
Doctors began to notice the man’s blood was clotting rapidly as the venom travelled around his body and injected him with a drug that neutralised the poison.
He was left in hospital for three days following the attack – and had black wounds where the viper punctured his penis due to necrosis which causes the tissue to wither and die.
The medics at the Sher-i-Kashmir Institute of Medical Sciences, Srinagar, India subsequently checked up on the unlucky man – and discovered that after four days after he was discharged that the swelling on his penis had decreased.
Snakes bite around five million people worldwide each year and cause 100,000 deaths.
Several hundred thousand suffer amputations or other disabilities as a result of the venom.

Alright well if you’re not paying attention by now, we here at the Orange dont like snakes and none of you readers better either. I mean If Snakes would have a pact with anyone it should be a farmer. Taking care of the lay of the land, usually keen sense of where animals are, provide a ton of land. But nope, they are again causing problems biting farmers and the dick and shit. Just being the worst thing ever. Now the snakes are a problem on one end, but also this guy is a bit of an idiot i think. I mean if you get bit in the dick by anything do you wait 3 hours before doing anything about it? None the less a venomous snake? I’ve been sack tapped before and nearly rushed to the ER when I dropped to my knees. I mean if you’re irrational like me, i probably would’ve killed myself, but if someone were there and nice enough to talk me out of suicide within 5 minutes best believe i would’ve rushed to the ER. Did he think the blood clotting made his dick look bigger or something? If it wasn’t super gross looking at that point i guess i would’ve tried to snap some pics of it first before rushing to the hospital from unbearable pains of your penis rotting off but more likely than not my medical acumen says that wasn’t the case. Well let that be a lesson to all farmers out there. Look to this mans half dead penis and know that when you get bitten the dick by a snake, rush to the hospital ASAP.

A Kid In India Was Born With 3 Dicks.

In what is a rarest of rare case, a two-year-old boy who had three penises since birth was operated at Sion hospital last month. The native of Jaunpur in Uttar Pradesh was brought to Mumbai by his mother for treatment. "The boy suffers from Diphallia. At birth, he had three penises, but he was able to pass urine through only one of them," said Dr Paras Kothari, head, paediatric surgery in Sion hospital. Of the three penises, two had erectile tissue, which is responsible for sexual function, while the third was rudimentary. Also, his anus was absent. "There was a huge soft boney mass and tissue to which the penises were attached. However, the anus was absent. Two years ago, after his birth, the doctors in Uttar Pradesh had created an incision on the lower left side of his stomach, in a procedure called Colostomy, to let the excreta pass through a tube," said Dr Vishesh Dixit, paediatric surgeon at the hospital. Doctors said it is an extremely rare anomaly, with only a hundred such cases reported in medical literature since 1609. Its occurrence is one in 55 lakh live male births. The family got the boy to Mumbai for surgery after understanding that a complex procedure of removal of penises was not possible in UP. In a surgery that lasted for six hours, doctors at Sion hospital extracted the soft boney mass as well as the rudimentary penis. "The two functional penises were fused into one, by wrapping a mass of skin around them. Further, an anal path was created through the boy's rectum to facilitate the passage of excreta," said Dixit. The boy will be taken up for a second surgery at the end of August to close the incision in the stomach. "The incision, through which he currently passes excreta, will only be closed after the anal path that has been created by us heals and is capable of function," said Kothari. The boy's sexual function will be normal and his fertility will not be affected when he attains adulthood, said doctors. "We want our boy to lead a normal life, and are grateful to the doctors who have conducted a successful surgery," said the boy's uncle.

DNAindia– In what is a rarest of rare case, a two-year-old boy who had three penises since birth was operated at Sion hospital last month. The native of Jaunpur in Uttar Pradesh was brought to Mumbai by his mother for treatment.
“The boy suffers from Diphallia. At birth, he had three penises, but he was able to pass urine through only one of them,” said Dr Paras Kothari, head, paediatric surgery in Sion hospital.
Of the three penises, two had erectile tissue, which is responsible for sexual function, while the third was rudimentary. Also, his anus was absent. “There was a huge soft boney mass and tissue to which the penises were attached. However, the anus was absent. Two years ago, after his birth, the doctors in Uttar Pradesh had created an incision on the lower left side of his stomach, in a procedure called Colostomy, to let the excreta pass through a tube,” said Dr Vishesh Dixit, paediatric surgeon at the hospital.
Doctors said it is an extremely rare anomaly, with only a hundred such cases reported in medical literature since 1609. Its occurrence is one in 55 lakh live male births.
The family got the boy to Mumbai for surgery after understanding that a complex procedure of removal of penises was not possible in UP. In a surgery that lasted for six hours, doctors at Sion hospital extracted the soft boney mass as well as the rudimentary penis. “The two functional penises were fused into one, by wrapping a mass of skin around them. Further, an anal path was created through the boy’s rectum to facilitate the passage of excreta,” said Dixit.
The boy will be taken up for a second surgery at the end of August to close the incision in the stomach. “The incision, through which he currently passes excreta, will only be closed after the anal path that has been created by us heals and is capable of function,” said Kothari.
The boy’s sexual function will be normal and his fertility will not be affected when he attains adulthood, said doctors.
“We want our boy to lead a normal life, and are grateful to the doctors who have conducted a successful surgery,” said the boy’s uncle.

Hey ladies, don’t look now but whenever this kid reaches the legal sex age in india, this dude is gonna have a hammer. Part of me obviously thinks if you have 3 dicks you should just be a sexual deviant at least once. But it sounds like he had one bum one that didn’t do a thing, one dedicated dick just for peeing and the other one that is purely to jizz. Be great if he could boogie with all three but he cant, also he’s only 2 right now but thats besides the point. So now obviously the doctors just streamlined penis operations by rolling it all into one mega dick it sounds like. i mean one dick the girth of 3 dicks? No girl is safe from that thing. In a world like India the oddities and amount of abnormal people just roam the place like dinosaurs use to roam the earth. They all eventually find someone to love them. This kid on the other hand? he gets his dick to function like a normal and will probably fit into society all while having a chipotle burrito sized dick in his paints. Not that bad of an Indian life.

P.s- The whole no anus thing? they dropped that fact too casually. “Also, His anus was absent.” Nonchalant. But again, this is India we’re talking about.

Some Chick White Tiger In India is Getting Pissed Because The Male White Tiger Wont Fuck Her

(NEWSER) – Male tigers are a lot like human men when it comes to sex. They're shy and awkward about their bodies if they haven't spent a lot of time around female tigers. They take libido enhancers when they get older. And, if a partner their own age isn't doing it for them, they consider trading them in for a younger, prettier tiger. BBC News reports India's Alipore zoo is having a difficult time getting its 10-year-old white tiger Vishal to mate. The zoo has tried vitamins and even de-worming him; nothing seems to be working. Experts are blaming the fact that Vishal was born in captivity, meaning he doesn't have much experience with females and might not understand the biological signals his body is sending, according to the Times of India. Plus, Vishal is at the outer limits of breeding age for tigers. This is apparently frustrating to Rupa, a female white tiger the zoo has assigned to breed with Vishal. While in heat, Rupa will chase, touch, and scratch Vishal, but he "runs away with his tail between his legs," a veterinary consultant tells the Times. Zoo staff have been trying to mate the two tigers for six months, and it's important they succeed because the zoo's tiger population is getting older and hasn't had a birth in more than a decade. Now, staff are considering trying Vishal out with a much younger Bengal tiger named Rani, who is described as having "a very beautiful face," the BBC reports. Ouch, Rupa.

(NEWSER) – Male tigers are a lot like human men when it comes to sex. They’re shy and awkward about their bodies if they haven’t spent a lot of time around female tigers. They take libido enhancers when they get older. And, if a partner their own age isn’t doing it for them, they consider trading them in for a younger, prettier tiger. BBC News reports India’s Alipore zoo is having a difficult time getting its 10-year-old white tiger Vishal to mate. The zoo has tried vitamins and even de-worming him; nothing seems to be working. Experts are blaming the fact that Vishal was born in captivity, meaning he doesn’t have much experience with females and might not understand the biological signals his body is sending, according to the Times of India. Plus, Vishal is at the outer limits of breeding age for tigers.
This is apparently frustrating to Rupa, a female white tiger the zoo has assigned to breed with Vishal. While in heat, Rupa will chase, touch, and scratch Vishal, but he “runs away with his tail between his legs,” a veterinary consultant tells the Times. Zoo staff have been trying to mate the two tigers for six months, and it’s important they succeed because the zoo’s tiger population is getting older and hasn’t had a birth in more than a decade. Now, staff are considering trying Vishal out with a much younger Bengal tiger named Rani, who is described as having “a very beautiful face,” the BBC reports. Ouch, Rupa.

I feel bad for my boy, Vishal here. Guy’s going through a mid life crisis and here Rupa is just making things worse by chasing and scratching him trying to get him to fuck her only thinking about her own needs. I bet Vishal thinks to him self that he’s like 10 years old already and doesnt know if he can raise a kid anymore. Maybe he’s just not cut out for father material. I mean christ, he was bred in captivity. Guy didn’t get to experience wild tiger ass and never got to experience being on his own. And now he’s probably put on a few pounds drinking more and more and not feeling him self and he knows he can’t put on quite the performance. Its a sad cycle of life. Hey Rupa you bitch, sympathize with my man here a little. Quit thinking about your needs. Maybe one day give him a wake up beej or something fun. Something to spark his confidence and spark his libido naturally. I mean he’s taking vitamin viagra for you for christ sakes. Im sure once its all said and done he’ll be the man you want him to be but right now he needs a little spark. He doesnt need you clawing him and leaving him for another younger hotter tiger just because you want a baby. If anything i hope they double down and get some hot 18 year old equivalent of a tiger who happens to love older tigers and just goes to town on Vishal. You wanna look for younger tiger, Rupa? Well So might my boy Vishal if you want to play that game. Lets see how that affects your confidence.