Monthly Archives: August 2016

Firefighters Had To Wait To Put Out An Office Building Fire Because There Was 100,000 Rounds Of Ammo That Were Exploding

TOMS RIVER, N.J. (AP) — Firefighters have put out a fire at an office building in New Jersey after waiting for 100,000 rounds of ammunition stored inside to explode. The fire at the building in Toms River burned for two hours Thursday morning and ignited the ammunition. Toms River police spokesman Officer Ralph Stocco says that the building's owner is a competitive shooter. Toms River Fire Department District 1 Chief John Gonzalez told the Asbury Park Press ( http://on.app.com/2ao7wOY ) that the ammunition was popping for about 10 minutes. It took another few hours for the fire to stop smoldering. No one was in the building at the time of the fire and no one was hurt. It wasn't clear how the fire began.

TOMS RIVER, N.J. (AP) — Firefighters have put out a fire at an office building in New Jersey after waiting for 100,000 rounds of ammunition stored inside to explode.
The fire at the building in Toms River burned for two hours Thursday morning and ignited the ammunition. Toms River police spokesman Officer Ralph Stocco says that the building’s owner is a competitive shooter.
Toms River Fire Department District 1 Chief John Gonzalez told the Asbury Park Press ( http://on.app.com/2ao7wOY ) that the ammunition was popping for about 10 minutes. It took another few hours for the fire to stop smoldering.
No one was in the building at the time of the fire and no one was hurt. It wasn’t clear how the fire began.

Yo what kind of office building has 100,000 thousand rounds of ammunition readily available? I mean i guess the guy was a competitive shooter but why the fuck would you keep that shit in your work place. Like i don’t keep a sack of shotgun shells at the restaurant willynilly. Definitely wouldn’t use my work place to house enough ammo for a militia because that would be dumb and at the price of ammo these days it would be like leaving 40k at the office depending on what this guys running. And also if you’re a competitive shooters how do you not have this shit stocked in one of those gun safes. Pretty sure if you had one of those you would need napalm and thermite to eat through the thick layer of steel. See I try to agree with these gun people, but not when it comes to inconveniencing others. If i were a firefighter and i had to get out of bed early to beat up the fire at your house, I don’t want to have to wait for your armory inside what ever LLC you got in that building to explode. We had a win for the Gun owners the other day at the Modesto Costco. This one takes an L for keeping firefighters from doing their job because they’re dumb.

Looks Like It’s Just Kim Kardashian, Me, And BlackBerry Vs. The World

TMZ- Kim Kardashian's life motto is firmly cemented .... once you go BlackBerry ... you never go back, and thanks to a top dog at the mobile company, she'll never be without her longtime companion. Kim K went into panic mode Wednesday after her BlackBerry Bold took its last gasp. The conundrum ... no Bolds no mo'.   But it's BB to the rescue ... company exec Alex Thurber tells TMZ they've got Kim covered. They're sending her their most secure Android smartphone ... a smart move that surely has Tim Cook sorely disappointed. There is a fly in the ointment. The new BlackBerry smartphones don't have the iconic keyboard, but Thurber says BB is developing an old-school keyboard for its new device. So, in the fruit basket of life ... Kim continues to choose berries over apples.

TMZ– Kim Kardashian’s life motto is firmly cemented …. once you go BlackBerry … you never go back, and thanks to a top dog at the mobile company, she’ll never be without her longtime companion.
Kim K went into panic mode Wednesday after her BlackBerry Bold took its last gasp. The conundrum … no Bolds no mo’.
But it’s BB to the rescue … company exec Alex Thurber tells TMZ they’ve got Kim covered. They’re sending her their most secure Android smartphone … a smart move that surely has Tim Cook sorely disappointed.
There is a fly in the ointment. The new BlackBerry smartphones don’t have the iconic keyboard, but Thurber says BB is developing an old-school keyboard for its new device.
So, in the fruit basket of life … Kim continues to choose berries over apples.

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Not gonna lie, my thoughts on Kim Kardashian over the time she’s been famous has been such a wild ride. Went from watching her sex tape, watching her explode as Hollywoods next “It” girl, to absolutely hating her guts because of what she influences on society to kinda siding with her because its the contrarian point of view, to now I might try to be BBM friends with her. You know who else is Team Blackberry? This guy.

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It’s been a long painful battle. Dealing with the masses laughing at me for carrying around dead technology like it’s an abacus or something. And I feel for Kim K here. The Blackberry Bolds are dead. Ive always said if blackberry comes out with a phone with a keyboard I like, Ill ride with it to the end. I wasn’t a big enough force i guess to send the failing company into over haul to design me another Bold. I don’t have that power but you know who does? Kim Kardashian. She might be my only savior. Don’t get me wrong if push comes to shove and Blackberry doesn’t make a new Bold for me, I wont cry. I know i fought the battle long and hard with out ever relenting for nearly a decade when technology and smartphone boom was at it’s strongest. But in that time period I’ve come to learn and accept that Kim K. and the Kardashian clan are one of the strongest forces out there and it’s time for me to get out of the battle field so they can continue the fight on Cellphones with keyboards on them. So as long as the battery stays charged and at least one person text me so I can write a novel with the QWERTY keyboard, my allegiance is with Kimberly Kardashian West and the Blackberry Family.

Does This Look Like The Face Of A Drug Induced Man Trying To Kill Ghost With His Machete?

A Florida couple, who were under the influence of drugs, were arrested after deputies said they were chasing ghosts and hacking at them with a machete, Volusia County deputies. Jonathan Ponce, 31, and Meghan Silva, 26, were found on a Deltona-area street with Silva telling deputies that she was running away from Ponce because he had a machete, WESH reports. Silva said they were under the influence of "Molly" with Ponce admitting to using the drug and taking the machete to chase ghosts with because their house was haunted, WKMG added.The machete was found in the front yard of their house with deputies saying they found the weapon’s sheath in a room where a 6-year-old and 8-year-old were asleep. Deputies said they both “displayed erratic and paranoid behavior”; the two were arrested and charged with child neglect, according to WESH.

PalmBeach Post- A Florida couple, who were under the influence of drugs, were arrested after deputies said they were chasing ghosts and hacking at them with a machete, Volusia County deputies.
Jonathan Ponce, 31, and Meghan Silva, 26, were found on a Deltona-area street with Silva telling deputies that she was running away from Ponce because he had a machete, WESH reports. Silva said they were under the influence of “Molly” with Ponce admitting to using the drug and taking the machete to chase ghosts with because their house was haunted, WKMG added.The machete was found in the front yard of their house with deputies saying they found the weapon’s sheath in a room where a 6-year-old and 8-year-old were asleep. Deputies said they both “displayed erratic and paranoid behavior”; the two were arrested and charged with child neglect, according to WESH.

Uhh Hey Jonathan, you idiot, you know you can’t hack off a ghost limbs because it’s a ghost right? Have you never read a book in your life? Watch a movie? They’re ghost bro. Just an apparition of someone who’s died and has a tormented soul. You’re just waving a machete around trying to cut air at that point. They’re just on a different astral plane laughing at you waving your hands like an idiot unfazed. But also, whats the deal? I thought molly was suppose to make you feel good and shit. Like you should be trying to fuck the ghost if anything, not kill it with a machete. Isn’t that the point? That’s why the kids are turning music festival into a pharmaceutical convention? To roll face with another chick and get into an orgy filled with sound waves all making the experience trippy and shit? You probably took the wrong drugs I think, man because you definitely don’t see people at Lollapalooza with crude weapons trying to de-limb people to The Red Hot Chili Peppers. And even crazier of a move is knowing that your house is haunted with ghost, thus taking the wrong drugs to get you blitz out of your gourd, to try to kill said ghost. Best case scenario, the ghost goes away for a bit, because again it’s a ghost and they can’t die from cuts. Worst case scenario, you pissed off one mean ass ghost.

DC Nerds Petitioned (and failed) To Take Down Rotten Tomatoes Because The Aggregate Website Gave Suicide Squad Bad Reviews

If you look up the ratings on Rotten Tomatoes for the DCEU, prepare yourself. Really, it’s not all that pretty. All of the films rank well under 60% to clinch a ‘rotten rating’ with Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice sitting at 27%. Even the much-anticipated Suicide Squad has earned at 34% rating, and frankly, fans are fed up with the site’s reporting. In fact, they’re so fed up that they’ve started a petition to make Rotten Tomatoes shut down. With just 413, the petition has one goal in mind: get rid of Rotten Tomatoes. Hosted by change.org, the petition’s description sums up its mission succinctly: “We need this site to be shut down because It's Critics always give The DC Extended Universe movies unjust Bad Reviews, Like 1- Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice 2016 [,] 2- Suicide Squad 2016 and that Affects people's opinion even if it's a really great movies.” Should you scroll down to read comments left on the petition, fans have flooded them with their sympathetic views. Many agree the site does offer biased reviews for DC’ films and think it's pathetic that people would try to intentionally make the studio's cinematic universe fail. Other fans reference Marvel Studios and their films’ higher ratings, insisting the difference is due to Hollywood’s double-standards. However, it looks as if some of these fans aren't quite sure of how Rotten Tomatoes work. As the website only aggregates externally published reviews to create its ratings, Rotten Tomatoes doesn’t actually award frivolous reviews on their own. To put it simply, the just do the math based on other outsourced reviews. But, of course, there are fan who’re accusing the site of selectively collecting certain reviews that further their ‘diabolical’ plot to ruin the DCEU. Many movie-goers, however, usually just ignore the site’s critical ratings and only care about the film's audience score. As that specific ranking is created by fans’ reviews, the rating is a more approachable number to digest. And, if you look at the DCEU's audience scores, fans can see their films all have ratings at or above 65%. So, hey - that's awesome!

Comicbook- If you look up the ratings on Rotten Tomatoes for the DCEU, prepare yourself. Really, it’s not all that pretty. All of the films rank well under 60% to clinch a ‘rotten rating’ with Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice sitting at 27%. Even the much-anticipated Suicide Squad has earned at 34% rating, and frankly, fans are fed up with the site’s reporting. In fact, they’re so fed up that they’ve started a petition to make Rotten Tomatoes shut down.
With just 413, the petition has one goal in mind: get rid of Rotten Tomatoes. Hosted by change.org, the petition’s description sums up its mission succinctly: “We need this site to be shut down because It’s Critics always give The DC Extended Universe movies unjust Bad Reviews, Like 1- Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice 2016 [,] 2- Suicide Squad 2016 and that Affects people’s opinion even if it’s a really great movies.”
Should you scroll down to read comments left on the petition, fans have flooded them with their sympathetic views. Many agree the site does offer biased reviews for DC’ films and think it’s pathetic that people would try to intentionally make the studio’s cinematic universe fail. Other fans reference Marvel Studios and their films’ higher ratings, insisting the difference is due to Hollywood’s double-standards.
However, it looks as if some of these fans aren’t quite sure of how Rotten Tomatoes work. As the website only aggregates externally published reviews to create its ratings, Rotten Tomatoes doesn’t actually award frivolous reviews on their own. To put it simply, the just do the math based on other outsourced reviews. But, of course, there are fan who’re accusing the site of selectively collecting certain reviews that further their ‘diabolical’ plot to ruin the DCEU.
Many movie-goers, however, usually just ignore the site’s critical ratings and only care about the film’s audience score. As that specific ranking is created by fans’ reviews, the rating is a more approachable number to digest. And, if you look at the DCEU’s audience scores, fans can see their films all have ratings at or above 65%. So, hey – that’s awesome!

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So sad for DC fan boys. They’re like the hockey fans who are just begging people to like their sport. They were hell bent on making sure people knew Suicide Squad was going to be the best comic book movie after Batman V. Superman got a steamy hot dump on from critics. Now listen, i didn’t hate Batman v. Superman. It was for the most part entertaining for a summer action flick. And I don’t think Suicide Squad is that bad either for a normal every day viewer. I just don’t know what it is though, Marvel just seems to have their world much more relatable and has such a clean modern look. They do action scenes in the bright of day instead of this constant use of crime fighting at night where things are poorly lit and just doesn’t look that great visually. I don’t know, it’s just a harder world to sell and that’s the thing. Marvel took like 6 years and 6 movies to explain the background on all the main characters. DC is doing it in 3 years over like 3 movies. I’m no pro critic but that seems rushed.

Like I said, I’ll watch it and probably have a fun time watching Margot Robbie Bash people’s skulls in like a lunatic and Will Smith dropping killer one liners. It just sucks because I’m embedded in this internet world where I’ll have to sift through the nonsense DC fanboys will litter the web with going back and forth with Marvel People. It’s to the point where I wish there were real superheros out here in the world. Not because i need them to fight terrorism, violence, and evil polluting the world, but because I need them to just fight each other so we can get a definitive answer on who’s better. And what kills me inside is Superman can literally come crash landing from Krypton into the middle of Florida and we can just dose a human in radioactive gamma rays until he becomes The Hulk and make them fight. Once one guy loses their fan boys will just say “No way! This or that isn’t canon!” or “He didn’t have prep time, if they had the adequate prep time he would stomp!” They’re the worst.

This Video Of Leo Surprising Jonah Hill Pretending To Be Paparazzi Just Reminds Me Of The Fact That It’s Great To Be Leo.

Lots going on in this video with lots of different questions asked. Some people call into question of Leo’s character, while others like me, just try to imagine living his life for about 1 second.We’re about to take a few minutes to dissect what it’s like to be a celebrity chilling in New York and the differences between a normal peasant, celebrity, and a super celebrity

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First off lets analyze this crew Leo’s rolling with on a gang of citi bikes.

  • Black guy✓
  • Hispanic looking dude wearing a fedora and cargo shorts✓
  • Basic white guys to make Leo stand out as the best alpha male white guy✓
  • Im gonna assume the tall dude in pants is like part Asian because of his hair and glasses that make him look like Serif from The Matrix✓

There you go, just a multi cultural gang of cool guys rolling around Manhattan in citi bikes. Is it douchey that DiCaprio and his gang of multi cultural friends like they’re the Planeteers are hogging up the busy streets of New York City? Yea maybe, but ask your self this. When is the last time you won an Oscar? When did you have a net worth of $245 million dollars? Shit, when’s the last time any one googled your net worth on celebritynetworth.com. Exactly. This is just a power celebrity move. You don’t understand it, not because you’re not cool enough or because you don’t have enough friends to do this. It’s because you don’t have the net worth to do it.

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Lots of people calling into question Leo’s character here. Many saying that he has a douchey walk or he looks queer just walking. Hey guys, have y’all ever acted in some of the best modern movies ever? Ever been considered a Hollywood heartthrob? No? exactly. I don’t know what that walk does to your posture but it doesn’t matter because he can afford a better posture later. He’s walking around like he has a huge dick between his legs and his chest up in the air like a mega celebrity does. It’s a walk like you can picture him strolling around in naked with his dick dragging the floors because he’s just that comfortable with his body. Not an ounce of insecurity because he has too much money for insecurities.

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Classic little celebrity prank. “Oh no its the pappa- oh wait! its just my rich guy celebrity friend!” But there’s a deeper part of this interaction. You see this is the difference between the two.

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See Jonah hill might’ve dropped some LBs but he’s still a fat guy. And this is just how fat guys do. Layers on Layers. It’s an optical illusion that makes you think he’s not that fat because maybe its the layers he has on. I mean there’s no reason a sane person would wear a god damn varsity jacket, hat, denim jeans, and high top sneakers in the middle of the summer and in the city. Guy might as well wear a Northface jacket that’s designed to be able to withstand polar explorations all in the sake of trying to look cool while a big dude. Leo on the other hand damn near walks like he’s naked. 100% chance he’s going commando under those shorts too right? That has to be a component to that strut he was rocking. Guy’s just simple and confident in his body and cock size and financial standing. That’s the difference.

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God I wish I can decline a pic. Might just tell my family “Nah” at the next family outing and have a buddy come in with the Heisman ready to ward them off. Like if you weren’t hand selected by me and you definitely don’t have the income to speak to me then you gotta carry your sack of laundry and leave. Bye.

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Ahh and then there’s the lovable Jonah Hill. He’ll be the one to take a pic with the common folk. Definitely doesn’t want to pass a chance to take a pic with a chick. She looked like a nice cute chick. My only question is why the fuck didn’t she ask Leo? Like sure you can go for the safe route and ask Jonah but it seemed like it wasn’t even a thought to ask Leo. I mean did she just feel like she had no shot or did Leo not even give her a chance? Maybe if she asked for a group photo and got the clinger on-ers in the pic too? If she had the balls she should’ve asked Leo to take the pic. I don’t know what would happen, for all I know she might get black balled and ostracized from the city but it would be entertaining to me so she should’ve done that.

Teen Gets Arrested For Impersonating A Cop At A Hooters. Cops Find Knives, Lighter Fluid, Zip Ties And Names Circled On An Employee List

SAGINAW, MI — An 18-year-old could serve prison time for impersonating a police officer in an attempt to become Facebook friends with Hooters workers. Nicholas M. Fuhst appeared before Chief Circuit Judge Fred L. Borchard on Thursday, July 28, and pleaded no contest to a felony charge of impersonating a peace officer to commit a crime. Fuhst pleaded to that charge, which carries a maximum penalty of four years in prison, for a May 12 incident at the Hooters restaurant at 5538 Bay in Kochville Township. Fuhst's plea agreement calls for Borchard to sentence Fuhst within his state sentencing guidelines, which either will be scored at zero months to 13 months or zero months to 25 months. Borchard then will set a maximum sentence. Fuhst's third-time habitual offender status will double the maximum possible penalty to eight years in prison. Chief Assistant Prosecutor Christopher Boyd has said Fuhst, who last lived in Vanderbilt in Otsego County, represented himself as an undercover police officer and obtained a list of employees at the restaurant. After reviewing the list, Fuhst asked for more detailed information about some of the workers, Boyd said. "He indicated that he went to Hooters because he wanted to talk to the girls to see if they would be friends on Facebook," Boyd said. At Fuhst's May 19 arraignment on a probation violation charge, Assistant Prosecutor Joseph Albosta said that when police arrested Fuhst, they found three knives, lighter fluid, zip ties and observed several names circled on the employee list. "I think there were some dark thoughts going through his mind," Albosta said. In addition to the impersonation charge, Fuhst pleaded to a misdemeanor count of disturbing workers, which carries a 90-day maximum penalty. At the time of the Hooters incident, Michigan Department of Corrections records listed Fuhst as an absconder from probation. He was serving two years of probation for unrelated crimes of arson of personal property worth more than $1,000 but less than $20,000 and malicious destruction of personal property worth more than $1,000 but less than $20,000. Fuhst on Thursday also pleaded no contest to violating his probation by absconding and by committing the crimes at Hooters. He also could receive a prison sentence for the probation violation.

SAGINAW, MI — An 18-year-old could serve prison time for impersonating a police officer in an attempt to become Facebook friends with Hooters workers.
Nicholas M. Fuhst appeared before Chief Circuit Judge Fred L. Borchard on Thursday, July 28, and pleaded no contest to a felony charge of impersonating a peace officer to commit a crime.
Fuhst pleaded to that charge, which carries a maximum penalty of four years in prison, for a May 12 incident at the Hooters restaurant at 5538 Bay in Kochville Township.
Fuhst’s plea agreement calls for Borchard to sentence Fuhst within his state sentencing guidelines, which either will be scored at zero months to 13 months or zero months to 25 months.
Borchard then will set a maximum sentence. Fuhst’s third-time habitual offender status will double the maximum possible penalty to eight years in prison.
Chief Assistant Prosecutor Christopher Boyd has said Fuhst, who last lived in Vanderbilt in Otsego County, represented himself as an undercover police officer and obtained a list of employees at the restaurant. After reviewing the list, Fuhst asked for more detailed information about some of the workers, Boyd said.
“He indicated that he went to Hooters because he wanted to talk to the girls to see if they would be friends on Facebook,” Boyd said.
At Fuhst’s May 19 arraignment on a probation violation charge, Assistant Prosecutor Joseph Albosta said that when police arrested Fuhst, they found three knives, lighter fluid, zip ties and observed several names circled on the employee list.
“I think there were some dark thoughts going through his mind,” Albosta said.
In addition to the impersonation charge, Fuhst pleaded to a misdemeanor count of disturbing workers, which carries a 90-day maximum penalty.
At the time of the Hooters incident, Michigan Department of Corrections records listed Fuhst as an absconder from probation. He was serving two years of probation for unrelated crimes of arson of personal property worth more than $1,000 but less than $20,000 and malicious destruction of personal property worth more than $1,000 but less than $20,000.
Fuhst on Thursday also pleaded no contest to violating his probation by absconding and by committing the crimes at Hooters. He also could receive a prison sentence for the probation violation.

Do you think guys like these ever wake up in the morning and look them selves in the mirror and say “hey I’m a psychopath”? No? Not even when they’re half way impersonating an undercover police officer to a bunch of waitresses at the local Hooters just so he can add them on Facebook? Half way through telling the ladies about his fake case that he’s under cover for he has to realize like “hey this might be the craziest thing in the world.” And not for nothing, but I’m not quite sure this guy knows how friends work. Sure talking and getting to know another person is a huge part of it. He might’ve made a friend here or there just by talking but you see a big part of maintaining that friendship is making sure you don’t ward them off by possibly murdering them via zip tying them down and dosing their stabbed body in lighter fluid. Oh and having them on a kill list probably isn’t the best either and whether you realize it or not, if you make a list with people’s name on it, it will always be a kill list. Also love the little tidbit casually thrown in on the end that he was out on probation for arson for damages up to but under $20,000 dollars. Probably should’ve kept him locked up from that point on, so to this psychopaths benefit, I’ll put that on the justice system.

What are the chances you think he had the red lipstick ready to smear on his lips after the Facebook friend request was accepted?

Cola The Dog Getting New Prosthetic Legs Will Warm Your Heart

Despite experiencing the worst of human kind, Cola the dog still manages to wag its tail and embrace a pat. The dog was nine months old when its front legs were hacked off with a sword by a neighbour as punishment for chewing a pair of shoes in Bangkok, Thailand. The horrific incident was reported to the Soi Dog Foundation — Asia's largest animal welfare group focused on stray cats and dogs — which jumped in to save Cola's life. Losing a lot of blood and on the brink of death, Cola was moved from a small clinic to a larger, experienced veterinary clinic in Bangkok. Now Cola is learning to walk again with the help of prosthetic legs. Soi Dog Foundation's video of Cola walking on his new prosthetics has been viewed more than six million times on Facebook since it was uploaded this week. Foundation co-founder John Dalley told the ABC Cola snuck next door and "nibbled" on his neighbours shoes. The dog's elderly owner offered the neighbour the equivalent of $40 to compensate, but they returned that night armed with a sword. In court, the man said the attack was an accident, Mr Dalley said. The man was issued one month's detention for the crime. Mr Dalley said Cola was adapting well to the new legs. "He had wheels at first, just to keep him moving and get him going to allow the wounds to properly heal," he said. "He managed to adapt to walking on his back legs only kangaroo-fashion, but with [prosthetic] legs on is able to run and play.

Source- Despite experiencing the worst of human kind, Cola the dog still manages to wag its tail and embrace a pat.
The dog was nine months old when its front legs were hacked off with a sword by a neighbour as punishment for chewing a pair of shoes in Bangkok, Thailand.
The horrific incident was reported to the Soi Dog Foundation — Asia’s largest animal welfare group focused on stray cats and dogs — which jumped in to save Cola’s life.
Losing a lot of blood and on the brink of death, Cola was moved from a small clinic to a larger, experienced veterinary clinic in Bangkok.
Now Cola is learning to walk again with the help of prosthetic legs.
Soi Dog Foundation’s video of Cola walking on his new prosthetics has been viewed more than six million times on Facebook since it was uploaded this week.
Foundation co-founder John Dalley told the ABC Cola snuck next door and “nibbled” on his neighbours shoes.
The dog’s elderly owner offered the neighbour the equivalent of $40 to compensate, but they returned that night armed with a sword.
In court, the man said the attack was an accident, Mr Dalley said. The man was issued one month’s detention for the crime.
Mr Dalley said Cola was adapting well to the new legs.
“He had wheels at first, just to keep him moving and get him going to allow the wounds to properly heal,” he said.
“He managed to adapt to walking on his back legs only kangaroo-fashion, but with [prosthetic] legs on is able to run and play.

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Hey remember what I said about harming dogs a few blogs back? How if you do something like take an animal so happy and sweet like a dog and pollute his spirit with crystal meth, its like killing and drinking unicorn blood in Harry Potter where you lived a cursed half life. Well I think even worse should happen if you fucking chop off his two legs of a dog with a sword like you’re in the barbaric 18th century B.C. Seriously like first off the punishment didn’t fit the crime. A dog who’s teething bites your cheap shitty Thai shoes that are worth like 5 dollars to make and you go and chop off a dogs fucking legs? What kind of insane shit is that. Just ask for new shoes. Seriously man what kind of fucked up logic is that. No one thinks this is right besides the lunatic that did it. And if that is the case then logic should dictate that he should have his legs cut off. See If he got mad the dog for ruining his shoes which resulted in cutting off his legs, well since the people find it unjust, he should have his legs chopped off as well right?

Look I don’t want to get into all of that limb chopping nonsense right now. I’m just happy for Cola here. Seriously sci-fi movies and shit have always tried to come up with wacky human animal DNA crosses for what ever medical reason. Sharks so we’re immune to diseases, spiders so Stan Lee can create Spiderman. Well if we somehow harnessed the happy-ness DNA in a dog there wouldn’t be a need for any of that other nonsense. Think about it now. If I were to get my arms chopped off and had to deal with plastic robotic arms that can’t function like normal I might dwell in anger and violently murder who ever chopped off my arms. That’s not a dogs thought though. Once the pain stops and the blood clots up, he’s back to being a waggy bushy tailed puppy. Hobbling around on his back legs like a kangaroo didn’t matter. Guy’s just happy to live another day. What a fucking outlook on life. Glad Cola can run around now on all fours like he’s suppose to. I don’t think he even thinks of himself as a crippled dog with fake legs, probably thinks its like he got some super sleek cleats or something. Makes my heart grow.

Does This Look Like The Face Of A Japanese Olympic Gymnast Who Spent $5000 On Roaming Charges At The Olympics Trying To Catch Pokemon?

Washington Post- Japanese gymnastics great Kohei Uchimura learned the hard way that it will cost him to make like Ash Ketchum during the Olympic Games in Rio de Janeiro. Uchimura, the six-time world champion, ran up a 500,000-yen ($4,900) cellphone bill playing Pokemon Go thanks to international roaming charges he incurred because the game isn’t completely supported yet in Rio. Uchimura told the Kyodo News that he had downloaded the app when he arrived in Sao Paulo for a pre-Olympic training camp and, like all humans, he was instantly addicted as well as unaware that he had no flat rate for overseas data usage. Pokemon Doh! “He looked dead at the team meal that day,” his teammate, Kenzo Shirai, said (via the Kyodo News). Luckily, the reigning gold medalist in the all-around competition was able to get his Japanese provider to reduce the bill to a daily $30 flat rate. “I really lucked out,” he said. Uchimura is the favorite to win all-around gold in Rio, after taking silver in Beijing and gold in London. Now if he can just catch those Pikachu.

Washington Post– Japanese gymnastics great Kohei Uchimura learned the hard way that it will cost him to make like Ash Ketchum during the Olympic Games in Rio de Janeiro.
Uchimura, the six-time world champion, ran up a 500,000-yen ($4,900) cellphone bill playing Pokemon Go thanks to international roaming charges he incurred because the game isn’t completely supported yet in Rio.
Uchimura told the Kyodo News that he had downloaded the app when he arrived in Sao Paulo for a pre-Olympic training camp and, like all humans, he was instantly addicted as well as unaware that he had no flat rate for overseas data usage. Pokemon Doh!
“He looked dead at the team meal that day,” his teammate, Kenzo Shirai, said (via the Kyodo News).
Luckily, the reigning gold medalist in the all-around competition was able to get his Japanese provider to reduce the bill to a daily $30 flat rate.
“I really lucked out,” he said.
Uchimura is the favorite to win all-around gold in Rio, after taking silver in Beijing and gold in London. Now if he can just catch those Pikachu.

I feel like this alone should be like a Japanese requirement right now. Like the government should front the bill for Kohei Uchimura here. I mean this is like the duel threat quintessential Japanese here representing at the 2016 Rio Olympics. All he does is gymnastics and catching Pokemon. Everyone is all uptight about Zika, sewage, hotels that make penitentiaries look like 3 star accommodations. That doesn’t stop the competitive Japanese spirit in Kohei. Just running around on balance beams and trying to find Mewtwo. All the other competitors probably getting a little nervous about how unfazed he is going about lobbing pokeballs at pidgeys and rattatas while racking up roaming data charges out the ass knowing fully well his child might end up with a mutated skull from a mosquito bite. Can’t really fault him on that and really the government shouldn’t even bill him that. That’s just being a representative of the Japanese culture.

This Guy Started And Brought A Knife To A Gun Fight At A Modesto Costco

ABC10- A regular day at the Costco in Modesto quickly turned into one of panic and chaos, when a 61-year-old man started pacing up and down the aisles with a large knife. "There were kids and families. Costco did a really good job rushing everybody outside," said George Kunkel, a demo vendor at the wholesale club. "It was intense. He's roaming around. What is he going to do?" The man was caught on camera roaming around the clothes section. Witnesses say he started charging at people, Costco employees specifically. "He didn't proceed to do jabbing until people were out of his way and nothing but employees in front of him," said Seth Watson, who works at Costco and witnessed the whole thing.  Watson also said he saw employees trying to defend themselves with chairs and other objects. That's when someone stepped in. An off-duty officer with the California Department of Corrections just happened to be one of the hundreds of people in the Costco at the time. "I didn't even know that was an armed officer," Watson said. "Glad he was there." Kunkel said the officer told the man to put the knife down, but he refused. "Finally [the man] kind of charges at him," Kunkel said. "That's when the officer takes a shot to his stomach. One shot and he went down." After the shooting, Costco closed down for the rest of the day. Modesto Police spent several hours gathering evidence. The officer was not injured. The man is in the hospital in critical but stable condition.  The investigation will be treated as an officer-involved shooting. Many people are just thankful that an officer was in the right place at the right time.

ABC10- A regular day at the Costco in Modesto quickly turned into one of panic and chaos, when a 61-year-old man started pacing up and down the aisles with a large knife.
“There were kids and families. Costco did a really good job rushing everybody outside,” said George Kunkel, a demo vendor at the wholesale club. “It was intense. He’s roaming around. What is he going to do?”
The man was caught on camera roaming around the clothes section. Witnesses say he started charging at people, Costco employees specifically.
“He didn’t proceed to do jabbing until people were out of his way and nothing but employees in front of him,” said Seth Watson, who works at Costco and witnessed the whole thing.
Watson also said he saw employees trying to defend themselves with chairs and other objects. That’s when someone stepped in. An off-duty officer with the California Department of Corrections just happened to be one of the hundreds of people in the Costco at the time.
“I didn’t even know that was an armed officer,” Watson said. “Glad he was there.”
Kunkel said the officer told the man to put the knife down, but he refused.
“Finally [the man] kind of charges at him,” Kunkel said. “That’s when the officer takes a shot to his stomach. One shot and he went down.”
After the shooting, Costco closed down for the rest of the day. Modesto Police spent several hours gathering evidence.
The officer was not injured. The man is in the hospital in critical but stable condition.
The investigation will be treated as an officer-involved shooting. Many people are just thankful that an officer was in the right place at the right time.

Scoreboard: Gun-1, Knife-0

Look, guns are a super hot button issue that I don’t want to press here. There are pro’s and con’s and people that have their foot firmly planted on one side will never hear the other. All I will say is the gun won that one. It’s one of those things where theory meets practice. I don’t even think I would have the balls to shoot the guy just cause I don’t like getting involved in stuff, if I can run and every ones safe, so be it. But that guy was inching closer and closer to shiving some dude and the C.O. wasn’t having that. Had to pull the trigger. And I don’t really want to hear about people saying he’s mentally unstable and needs mental help and didn’t need to be shot. Uhhhh yea, we know. He’s a guy running around a Modesto Costco with a hunting knife, of course he’s unstable. But we’re not gonna wait for cops to arrive so they can taze him while he swings his knife around at people. Guy lived from a gun shot to the gut, he’s hospitalized, he can get help there on afterwards.

Woman Sues School For Not Hiring Her As A Spanish Teacher Even Though She Doesn’t Know Spanish

Tracy Rosner, a third-grade teacher at Coral Reef Elementary, filed a federal lawsuit in the Southern District of Florida last week claiming employment discrimination on the basis of her race — which is white. Miami-Dade School Board attorneys have not filed a formal response in court and did not return calls for comment Thursday. We'll update this post if they provide one. Rosner's attorneys write that her school's students are on three tracks: college preparatory, gifted, and extended foreign language (EFL), where they receive one hour of foreign language instruction per day. In May 2015, Rosner requested to be reassigned to the EFL track, where students are taught both English and another language.But Rosner says the principal had an unfair policy of requiring its foreign language teachers to actually speak the language they were teaching. In a totally ¿En serio? moment, Rosner claims that she was "otherwise fully qualified" for the job and that the policy is discriminatory. Her complaint says the school could have given her the job and then just had someone else teach the foreign language component for one hour per day. After she was denied the job, Rosner says, the school's principal retaliated by doubling her workload and asking her to teach all the subjects instead of just reading and language arts. Rosner apparently complained to the superintendent and even made a formal complaint to the school district's civil rights office, but administrators there found no probable cause and closed the case. The lawsuit claims that non-Spanish speakers are a minority population in Miami-Dade County and that seeking employment solely from Spanish speakers "disproportionately affects" Rosner and others like her. "As a direct and proximate result of the retaliation against Ms. Rosner, and the violation of her rights... Ms. Rosner was provided a less desirable position and has damages including emotional pain, suffering, inconvenience, mental anguish, [and] loss of enjoyment of life," the lawsuit states.

MNT- Tracy Rosner, a third-grade teacher at Coral Reef Elementary, filed a federal lawsuit in the Southern District of Florida last week claiming employment discrimination on the basis of her race — which is white.
Miami-Dade School Board attorneys have not filed a formal response in court and did not return calls for comment Thursday. We’ll update this post if they provide one.
Rosner’s attorneys write that her school’s students are on three tracks: college preparatory, gifted, and extended foreign language (EFL), where they receive one hour of foreign language instruction per day. In May 2015, Rosner requested to be reassigned to the EFL track, where students are taught both English and another language.But Rosner says the principal had an unfair policy of requiring its foreign language teachers to actually speak the language they were teaching. In a totally ¿En serio? moment, Rosner claims that she was “otherwise fully qualified” for the job and that the policy is discriminatory. Her complaint says the school could have given her the job and then just had someone else teach the foreign language component for one hour per day.
After she was denied the job, Rosner says, the school’s principal retaliated by doubling her workload and asking her to teach all the subjects instead of just reading and language arts. Rosner apparently complained to the superintendent and even made a formal complaint to the school district’s civil rights office, but administrators there found no probable cause and closed the case.
The lawsuit claims that non-Spanish speakers are a minority population in Miami-Dade County and that seeking employment solely from Spanish speakers “disproportionately affects” Rosner and others like her.
“As a direct and proximate result of the retaliation against Ms. Rosner, and the violation of her rights… Ms. Rosner was provided a less desirable position and has damages including emotional pain, suffering, inconvenience, mental anguish, [and] loss of enjoyment of life,” the lawsuit states.

Now at first I thought this teacher was being foolish. Like why on earth would you want to teach Spanish to half a class filled with Spanish kids cause it’s Miami when you don’t know Spanish. It’s Miami we’re talking about here. Those kids are ruthless in high school. We had one teacher that taught french who looked like Yoda but the big knock was that she never even been to France. She commanded no respect. From the kids. Why get a white lady who’s never even been to french teach french, let alone a Spanish teacher who doesn’t even speak Spanish. It would be like finding a power slugger outside of Cuba to join the Cuban baseball team . There’s just so much more talent readily available.

But then apparently this is 3rd grade Spanish? who the fuck cares about third grade Spanish. your brain doesn’t learn foreign languages at that age. Our brains probably can’t even understand our 1st language yet at that age. I can’t recall a lick of any thing when i was in 3rd grade. Not even sure I had a Spanish teacher even though i know our school required it every year. In south Florida I’m pretty sure how it works is you just learn to conjugate verbs and learn when to put an “s” or “es” at the end of things. And then all Spanish teachers in SoFla will teach you that “Boca Raton” means the “mouth of the Mouse or Rat”. Anyone out there who had a Spanish language class in south Florida try to tell me other wise. See I think this lady should be able to teach 3rd grade Spanish because I’m pretty sure i just taught everything they normally teach.