Does This Look Like The Face Of A Drug Induced Man Trying To Kill Ghost With His Machete?

A Florida couple, who were under the influence of drugs, were arrested after deputies said they were chasing ghosts and hacking at them with a machete, Volusia County deputies. Jonathan Ponce, 31, and Meghan Silva, 26, were found on a Deltona-area street with Silva telling deputies that she was running away from Ponce because he had a machete, WESH reports. Silva said they were under the influence of "Molly" with Ponce admitting to using the drug and taking the machete to chase ghosts with because their house was haunted, WKMG added.The machete was found in the front yard of their house with deputies saying they found the weapon’s sheath in a room where a 6-year-old and 8-year-old were asleep. Deputies said they both “displayed erratic and paranoid behavior”; the two were arrested and charged with child neglect, according to WESH.

PalmBeach Post- A Florida couple, who were under the influence of drugs, were arrested after deputies said they were chasing ghosts and hacking at them with a machete, Volusia County deputies.
Jonathan Ponce, 31, and Meghan Silva, 26, were found on a Deltona-area street with Silva telling deputies that she was running away from Ponce because he had a machete, WESH reports. Silva said they were under the influence of “Molly” with Ponce admitting to using the drug and taking the machete to chase ghosts with because their house was haunted, WKMG added.The machete was found in the front yard of their house with deputies saying they found the weapon’s sheath in a room where a 6-year-old and 8-year-old were asleep. Deputies said they both “displayed erratic and paranoid behavior”; the two were arrested and charged with child neglect, according to WESH.

Uhh Hey Jonathan, you idiot, you know you can’t hack off a ghost limbs because it’s a ghost right? Have you never read a book in your life? Watch a movie? They’re ghost bro. Just an apparition of someone who’s died and has a tormented soul. You’re just waving a machete around trying to cut air at that point. They’re just on a different astral plane laughing at you waving your hands like an idiot unfazed. But also, whats the deal? I thought molly was suppose to make you feel good and shit. Like you should be trying to fuck the ghost if anything, not kill it with a machete. Isn’t that the point? That’s why the kids are turning music festival into a pharmaceutical convention? To roll face with another chick and get into an orgy filled with sound waves all making the experience trippy and shit? You probably took the wrong drugs I think, man because you definitely don’t see people at Lollapalooza with crude weapons trying to de-limb people to The Red Hot Chili Peppers. And even crazier of a move is knowing that your house is haunted with ghost, thus taking the wrong drugs to get you blitz out of your gourd, to try to kill said ghost. Best case scenario, the ghost goes away for a bit, because again it’s a ghost and they can’t die from cuts. Worst case scenario, you pissed off one mean ass ghost.

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