I feel like this alone should be like a Japanese requirement right now. Like the government should front the bill for Kohei Uchimura here. I mean this is like the duel threat quintessential Japanese here representing at the 2016 Rio Olympics. All he does is gymnastics and catching Pokemon. Everyone is all uptight about Zika, sewage, hotels that make penitentiaries look like 3 star accommodations. That doesn’t stop the competitive Japanese spirit in Kohei. Just running around on balance beams and trying to find Mewtwo. All the other competitors probably getting a little nervous about how unfazed he is going about lobbing pokeballs at pidgeys and rattatas while racking up roaming data charges out the ass knowing fully well his child might end up with a mutated skull from a mosquito bite. Can’t really fault him on that and really the government shouldn’t even bill him that. That’s just being a representative of the Japanese culture.
Does This Look Like The Face Of A Japanese Olympic Gymnast Who Spent $5000 On Roaming Charges At The Olympics Trying To Catch Pokemon?
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