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#AznPride: Florida Asian Accidentally Fires A Gun While Taking A Selfie In A Strip Club Bathroom

TAMPA, Fla. – A Florida man has been sentenced to six years and five months in prison for accidentally shooting a gun while taking a selfie in a strip club restroom.
The U.S. Attorney’s Office in Tampa announced 34-year-old Rorn Sorn’s sentencing Monday. The Asian Pride Gang member pleaded guilty in April to possessing a firearm as a convicted felon.
Court documents say Sorn was at Club Lust in St. Petersburg in December when his gun discharged. The bullet went through the mirror and into the adjacent women’s restroom. No injuries were reported.
A security guard approached Sorn as he was leaving, and Sorn reportedly told the guard that it was an accident and that he “was just trying to take a selfie.” Police responded, and officers found a handgun, ammunition and drugs on Sorn. Sorn has prior felony convictions for burglary and attempted first-degree murder.

In the midst of all this racial tension growing in America between black and white people, The white nationalist and all the other rational people that progressed in life, It really made me happy that I’m just skating under the radar being Asian. No one complaining that we’re taking jobs because all of our jobs are stereotypical Asian restaurants. Sure the rest of my family does banking, pharmaceutical sales, real estate, importing goods, HR representation at major hotel chains and various other jobs that keeps them all well of and in a decent tax bracket. But yea Chinese restaurants and nail salons, that’s what those orientals do. See we got the facade as a harm free immigrant on lock. Math nerds with less intimidating dick sizes so we cant possibly steal away all the white girls. And that’s where we need to balance out the nerd Asians with guys like Rorn Sorn. Yea that name stinks but we need a couple of felons in our camp to edge out the book worm behavior. Does he have a threateningly massive cock? Probably not but average size probably. But he’s also a gun toting gang member with prior convictions. He had guns and drugs on him. That’s enough of the bad boy edge we need. The part where he had an accidental misfire while taking a selfie isn’t the hardest of looks but I’ll take it cause in the game of global diplomacy, we need all types and what we’ve been lacking ever since Jin stopped going on Freestyle Friday on 106&Park was an urban fella Asian that seemed like they could do crime stuffs. (Jin certainly wasn’t that type, but the freestyle battles made him cool)

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Woman Shows Off The Worst Way To Eat A Banana

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Awful job. Seriously it’s not hard. You peel the damn thing, you take a bite. Chew and swallow. Wash, rinse, repeat. I mean how dumb is it using your mouth to peel the skin. Why would you try to put the whole thing down in one swallow instead of taking small bites. And why the fuck are they having a banana eating contest inside of a strip club?

Don’t You Ever Talk Shit To Mike About Cleveland Strip Clubs Or Else You’ll Get Shot

(NEWSER) – If you find yourself in Cleveland, keep your strip club opinions to yourself. So learned Antonio Cummings early Saturday. The 24-year-old from Orlando, Fla., was at the Ohio city's Lido Lounge for a birthday party, WKYC reports, and while standing outside of the club, Cummings got into an argument with a guy identified only as Mike. The two were debating the difference between strip clubs in Florida and Ohio, and the argument turned into a fight that culminated in Mike allegedly shooting Cummings in the left thigh then fleeing in a vehicle. Friends took Cummings to the hospital. The investigation (into the shooting, not which state has better strip clubs) is ongoing.

(NEWSER) – If you find yourself in Cleveland, keep your strip club opinions to yourself. So learned Antonio Cummings early Saturday. The 24-year-old from Orlando, Fla., was at the Ohio city’s Lido Lounge for a birthday party, WKYC reports, and while standing outside of the club, Cummings got into an argument with a guy identified only as Mike.
The two were debating the difference between strip clubs in Florida and Ohio, and the argument turned into a fight that culminated in Mike allegedly shooting Cummings in the left thigh then fleeing in a vehicle. Friends took Cummings to the hospital. The investigation (into the shooting, not which state has better strip clubs) is ongoing.

I guess since this is a Florida site, you would expect me to have Antonio Cummings back here. Defend Florida’s honor and go on a tirade about Mike how he’s just some slug from Cleveland and how their strippers probably look like beat up dogs. Nope! Any guy who has ever been through Orlando knows that the biggest flaw to one of the largest vacation spots Florida has to offer is that they have the biggest bull shit law ever about strip clubs. Girls essentially have to hover over your dick by at least like a foot. What the fuck is the point of that? They wear pasties and g strings, charge over priced drinks, and are basically hovering over your dick or dancing around you like a lunatic. Sure you could try to bribe her into fucking her after but still, maybe its 3 am and I want to get a few lap dances first so i can take the ride for a spin to see if i want to fully commit to paying for sex. It’s a bullshit rule. Its a terrible time for me and terrible for the ladies cause no chance in hell I tip her enough to buy McDonalds if she doesn’t rub her ass against me or nearly smother me to death with her tits. So I don’t know what the fuck Antonio can be arguing for here. Are Cleveland strip clubs even worse than Orlando strip clubs or something? Can’t be right? they don’t have the political strings being pulled by Micky Mouse and they seem like a place that are pretty much at the point where they could openly solicit prostitution there. I base that solely on the fact that the Browns and all of Cleveland stinks so they turn to prostitution to ale their woes.

 

A Dallas Stripper On Stage With A Giant Ass Snake…..Yup.

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Everyone knows I hate snakes. So obviously I’m not saying I’m turned on right now, but I’m also not not saying I’m turned on right now. Jah feel? This just kinda proves one thing, Women are just devil seductresses. Yea i know, it’s something we kind of already know. If she has a fat enough ass or big enough tits, your judgement gets clouded 100% of the time. I just said i hate snakes. I said it before i clicked on the video. I said it watching the entire video in a trance. I said it after i watched the video. I said it when i watched the video again. And last of all, I said it while sporting at least a half chub the entire time. Maybe the situation would be different if i was in a lap dance stall one on two with her and a snake but all i know is she did naughty sexy stuff with the snake and sure i was a little bit disgusted but i was also turned on enough to probably throw all the money i have at her to make her do more of it. Why? because she knows what she is and knows she can use what she got to make some money off of suckers like me and all these dudes here. And its not just us, you guys reading it too can admit you guys got turned on just a little bit. If it wasn’t when the snake was slithering over her pussy, it was when she was about to deep throat the entire snake. (You think about what she could do to your penis that probably sucks.)

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Sometimes When You Kill A Man You Gotta Ease Your Mind By Going To Stripclubs

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A Florida man tried clearing his guilty conscience with a dirty mind. The gunman killed Tarrie Wilder, 42, and then drove about 10 miles south to the Sugar Daddy’s Gentlemen Club on Nov. 13, police said. Cops said Rodney Chavers, 41, went to the strip club to get his mind off the murder, the Sun Sentinel reported. At the jiggle joint, Chavers handed off the weapon to a friend, who told cops he assumed it was because the gunman wanted to get a lap dance. After starting a fight, the pistol-packing perv was thrown out for bringing a gun, cops said. A group of men kindly gave him a lift home, but were in for a surprise. During the ride, Chavers pulled out the gun and told the driver and passengers he killed a man after Wilder punched him in the face, according to a police report. The driver, freaked out by what he had heard, pulled into a gas station after Chavers fell asleep, and called the cops. At about 5:20 a.m. on Nov. 14, cops found the creep snoozing with the gun on his lap. A forensic scientist determined the pistol was used to kill Wilder, according to reports. Chavers is charged with second-degree murder and is being held without bail. During his first court appearance on Tuesday morning, the alleged killer blew a kiss to the crowd, the Palm Beach Post reported.

NYDN- A Florida man tried clearing his guilty conscience with a dirty mind.
The gunman killed Tarrie Wilder, 42, and then drove about 10 miles south to the Sugar Daddy’s Gentlemen Club on Nov. 13, police said.
Cops said Rodney Chavers, 41, went to the strip club to get his mind off the murder, the Sun Sentinel reported.
At the jiggle joint, Chavers handed off the weapon to a friend, who told cops he assumed it was because the gunman wanted to get a lap dance.
After starting a fight, the pistol-packing perv was thrown out for bringing a gun, cops said. A group of men kindly gave him a lift home, but were in for a surprise.
During the ride, Chavers pulled out the gun and told the driver and passengers he killed a man after Wilder punched him in the face, according to a police report.
The driver, freaked out by what he had heard, pulled into a gas station after Chavers fell asleep, and called the cops.
At about 5:20 a.m. on Nov. 14, cops found the creep snoozing with the gun on his lap.
A forensic scientist determined the pistol was used to kill Wilder, according to reports.
Chavers is charged with second-degree murder and is being held without bail.
During his first court appearance on Tuesday morning, the alleged killer blew a kiss to the crowd, the Palm Beach Post reported.

I know people want to say he’s an idiot but can anyone really blame the guy? Going into a strip club sometimes is another world. Its like you’re in a weird drug high sometimes. Theres smoke everywhere, crazy purple lights and trance music playing. Titties everywhere. It puts you in a haze and i know i can’t think straight when I’m in one. Its like bar science where its a place designed to cloud every bit of judgement and make you spend hundreds. If I were to murder a guy, i probably wouldn’t mind getting in some weird high of a place like that. Honestly you can’t think about the murder you just did when a girls rubbing her nipples right in your face and whispering in your ear about needing more money so she’ll blow you for 100$ more. Its a huge distraction. Rodney Chavers here knows it and you know what? The strippers probably don’t care either, they just want the money. I mean look at that place? Sugar D’s at this point looks like a run down trap house being that small and ugly. You think they’re making headlines because they harbored a murderer for a few hours? Their regulars are all probably criminals. This isn’t Scarlett’s where they try to run a legit business or Madonnas where its the novelty strip club on South Beach, this is Sugar D’s, some no name titty bar in West Palm which probably has gone through a couple of raids for illegal shit in there annually.