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Not Really Politics, But Kinda: Ted Cruz Looks Like The Zodiac Killer

He may be in the midst of a bruising presidential election campaign.  But Ted Cruz has now found himself the butt of the jokes on social media, with commentators remarking on his uncanny resemblance to the Zodiac Killer.  Following the debate in Houston last night, people on Twitter joked about how Cruz was in fact the serial killer and a confession was now his only way to defeat Donald Trump.  Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3465422/Ted-Cruz-Zodiac-Killer-Senator-finds-butt-jokes-uncanny-resemblance-California-serial-killer.html#ixzz41HbXp8YM  Follow us: @MailOnline on Twitter | DailyMail on Facebook Public Policy Polling cheekily included the question at the end of their Florida polls and found that 10 per cent of people thought Cruz was the Zodiac Killer, with 28 per cent saying they were 'unsure'. Jim Williams, who put the question on the poll, said: 'People are pretty serious about politics so we like to throw some curve balls to keep things light.'  The 'Is Ted Cruz actually the Zodiac Killer' meme began when an activist used it on T-shirts to support abortion clinics threatened with closure in Texas, where the senator has slashed public funding and supported measures to limit women's access to birth control through their employers or churches.  Cruz, along with rival candidate Marco Rubio, enjoyed a successful night in Houston. Together, they teamed up on the front-runner and unleashed a barrage of attacks on the billionaire.  Cruz challenged Trump's claim that he is the only candidate who will tackle illegal immigration head on.  Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3465422/Ted-Cruz-Zodiac-Killer-Senator-finds-butt-jokes-uncanny-resemblance-California-serial-killer.html#ixzz41HbhKZdE  Follow us: @MailOnline on Twitter | DailyMail on Facebook

Daily Mail- He may be in the midst of a bruising presidential election campaign.
But Ted Cruz has now found himself the butt of the jokes on social media, with commentators remarking on his uncanny resemblance to the Zodiac Killer.
Following the debate in Houston last night, people on Twitter joked about how Cruz was in fact the serial killer and a confession was now his only way to defeat Donald Trump.
Public Policy Polling cheekily included the question at the end of their Florida polls and found that 10 per cent of people thought Cruz was the Zodiac Killer, with 28 per cent saying they were ‘unsure’.
Jim Williams, who put the question on the poll, said: ‘People are pretty serious about politics so we like to throw some curve balls to keep things light.’
The ‘Is Ted Cruz actually the Zodiac Killer’ meme began when an activist used it on T-shirts to support abortion clinics threatened with closure in Texas, where the senator has slashed public funding and supported measures to limit women’s access to birth control through their employers or churches.
Cruz, along with rival candidate Marco Rubio, enjoyed a successful night in Houston.
Together, they teamed up on the front-runner and unleashed a barrage of attacks on the billionaire.
Cruz challenged Trump’s claim that he is the only candidate who will tackle illegal immigration head on.
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Well that’s politics in 2016 for ya. One second you’re trying to push your republican platform and foreign policies to win the heart of the republican party and next thing you know you’re being compared to an unidentified notorious California murderer from the late 60s. Now am I keeping up with the political race going on? Absolutely not. If I just woke up and you peppered me with political questions about who’s gonna be the next president Id probably say Obama. All of this goes right over my head. But what I do know is that Ted Cruz is taking a beating, not because 100% of America disagrees with his idea on politics, but because the internet is a relentless force that continues to deliver punches to Cruz. I mean first off we had his room mate bashing the shit out of him calling him an asshole in college, and now the people have taking it into their own hands comparing him to the likes of Grandpa Munster and Kevin Malone from the Office. tumblr_o11jlth1Mu1qbn1vmo1_1280Screen-Shot-2015-05-06-at-11.06.00-AM-2

Put a bald cap and gain 40 lbs and him and Kevin Malone are like blood brothers. I don’t even think he looks like the Zodiac Killer, but that might be the best result so far between the three. I mean would you rather people think you look like an old vampire on a CBS comedy sitcom or a character that is pretty much an over weight functioning retard? The answer is definitely  a notorious murderer that no one has ever seen.  I would rather jokes about me murdering 37 people than running over a turtle and trying to glue it back together.

P.s- You know what famous police sketch has always stuck out in my mind? Biggie’s murder suspect. Something about the bow tie and facial hair have always been burned into the back of my skull. Can’t wait till we get a black candidate that looks like him.

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Jerry Heller Wishes He Let Eazy-E Kill Suge Knight

Jerry Heller Said He Wish He Let Eazy-E Kill Suge Knight. Hop into the post for all the audio and details! #IFWT! #StraightOuttaCompton If you know anything about N.W.A or just recently learned a thing or two about the Compton Hip Hop Group from watching the Straight Compton Film that dropped last week then you’ll know about this legendary music manager Jerry Heller. Mr. Jerry Heller spoke out about his regrets he has from his days of managing N.W.A. Jerry Heller told the hosts of the Master Music Show that Suge Knight would ever come between his relationship with Dr. Dre. Jerry Heller Describes Suge Knight as a $70 a day bodyguard at Ruthless Records. He explains that before Suge Knight stepped in the situation, he and Dr. Dre were very close. Jerry Heller also added that even to this day they have a pretty good relationship with each other. Follow EPIK_4Prez On Instagram & Twitter Jerry Heller also shared a story about running into a conversation that Eazy-E was having with another associate about Killing Suge Knight. Jerry Heller revealed that he talked Eazy-E Out of his plans but years later Jerry Heller admits that he should have let Eazy-E Kill Suge Knight instead! Listen To Jerry Heller’s full interview about how he regrets Eazy-E not killing Suge Knight below! #IFWT!

Source- Jerry Heller Said He Wish He Let Eazy-E Kill Suge Knight. Hop into the post for all the audio and details! #IFWT! #StraightOuttaCompton
        If you know anything about N.W.A or just recently learned a thing or two about the Compton Hip Hop Group from watching the Straight Compton Film that dropped last week then you’ll know about this legendary music manager Jerry Heller. Mr. Jerry Heller spoke out about his regrets he has from his days of managing N.W.A.
Jerry Heller told the hosts of the Master Music Show that Suge Knight would ever come between his relationship with Dr. Dre. Jerry Heller Describes Suge Knight as a $70 a day bodyguard at Ruthless Records. He explains that before Suge Knight stepped in the situation, he and Dr. Dre were very close. Jerry Heller also added that even to this day they have a pretty good relationship with each other.
       Jerry Heller also shared a story about running into a conversation that Eazy-E was having with another associate about Killing Suge Knight. Jerry Heller revealed that he talked Eazy-E Out of his plans but years later Jerry Heller admits that he should have let Eazy-E Kill Suge Knight instead!
Listen To Jerry Heller’s full interview about how he regrets Eazy-E not killing Suge Knight below! #IFWT!

Well fuck, Jerry you shoulda let him have at it! That would’ve topped one of the best Hip Hop stories of all time. I mean at the point where E knew he had aids part of me wishes he just jumped outta the hospital bed, grab his sun glasses, jump in his whip still in the hospital gown, grab his gun and just run up on Suge and wet him up. Would be incredible.

Now Heller makes a good point why Eazy E shouldn’t derail his success just to murder a guy. I mean they made 10 million a month split between a company of only 6 people. Bananas amount of money. If i had that kinda cash flow coming in i dont know what it would take for me to even think about risking all of that. But then again Suge Knight really did deserve to die. I mean imagine if Eazy E did kill him, Biggie and Pac might still be alive. Maybe Dr. Dre would’ve really staying in the music business and we would’ve gotten Detox by now. Who knows. All we can really say is in hind sight i think everyone wishes Eazy E killed Suge knight.

The question i guess after that if he did try to kill him is if it would be enough. Suge has been shot with all types of guns i think. Dude is like 400 lbs of pure meat in my mind. I think he survived getting shot with some rifles  and handgun bullets so i dont think a simple drive by would work. This is kind of a sick thought but im picture eazy E shooting him and then pulling the Tyler durden and just bleeding on him screaming “YOU DONT KNOW WHERE I”VE BEEN” at his face dripping Aids blood.

This last part got weird but you get my point. Fuck Suge knight. Think he’s in jail right now for running over his friend. Typical Suge.