Vulture- One critical step in living a very Bill Murray life? Random acts of kindness. Per MLB.com, during last night’s Game 6 of the World Series in Cleveland, baseball fanatic Murray gave a Chicago Cubs fan a free ticket, which just so happened to be right next to him in the luxurious box section behind home plate. Karen Michel, a lifelong Cubbies fan, explained that she initially tried to acquire a ticket at the Progressive Field box office, but when that proved unsuccessful, she spotted Murray walking into the stadium and decided to follow him out of intrigue. “He turns around and says, ‘Here, here’s a ticket,'” Michel told MLB. “And he kind of shuttled me into the door. I thought it was just a ticket to get in. But it was a ticket to sit right here.” The duo spent the duration of the game chatting and getting to know each other, and the Cubs ended up clinching an impressive 9–3 win. And there you have it, more proof that Bill Murray is a good-luck charm for both the Chicago Cubs and Chicago Cubs fans everywhere.
OMG Bill Murray! He’s soooo nice! So Awesome! He’s Hilarious!!!
Bill Murray is an asshole and can suck my dick. I’m convinced the notion that Bill Murray is great is just a fucking dumb meme created by the Chive, perpetuated by Buzzfeed, and fed to all you god damn sheeps on the internet. “It’s Bill Fucking Murray!” Who the fuck cares? Have you people not takin a walk down any ritzy street in any big city? Celebrities all over the joint. What cause he has some sort of cult classic lore to him? No one’s cumming their pants and saying “It’s Rick Fucking Moranis.” Bill Murray is a walking drama queen. Always gets into fights and arguments with other actors and shit so much I’d hate to work with the guy. And then there’s those dumb ass stories about him stealing french fries off a kids plate and saying “No one will ever believe you.” “OMG guys! That’s so funny! He stole food and surprised the kid!” Fuck that guy. If you support that kind of behavior then you’re enabling an asshole and a thief. Does the guy do nice things? Probably. I’m just judging him off of less than 1% of his life experience. But Between him getting into arguments on set, him stealing peoples food and thinking he’s above them, I’m gonna draw a conclusion that doesn’t seem to crazy. He’s an asshole with no friends that can tolerate him enough to attend GAME SIX of the WORLD SERIES. An event that’s historic as fuck considering the two teams playing for history. So yea, go ahead I’m sure he’s not like hitler. He’s probably nice enough to us common folk, minus the time he was a thief stealing food off of a kids plate, but I, for one, will never buy it. Part of me wants to see the cubs lose in heart breaking fashion with a camera right on his face. Would bring pure bliss to me.
(NEWSER) – If you find yourself in Cleveland, keep your strip club opinions to yourself. So learned Antonio Cummings early Saturday. The 24-year-old from Orlando, Fla., was at the Ohio city’s Lido Lounge for a birthday party, WKYC reports, and while standing outside of the club, Cummings got into an argument with a guy identified only as Mike.
The two were debating the difference between strip clubs in Florida and Ohio, and the argument turned into a fight that culminated in Mike allegedly shooting Cummings in the left thigh then fleeing in a vehicle. Friends took Cummings to the hospital. The investigation (into the shooting, not which state has better strip clubs) is ongoing.
I guess since this is a Florida site, you would expect me to have Antonio Cummings back here. Defend Florida’s honor and go on a tirade about Mike how he’s just some slug from Cleveland and how their strippers probably look like beat up dogs. Nope! Any guy who has ever been through Orlando knows that the biggest flaw to one of the largest vacation spots Florida has to offer is that they have the biggest bull shit law ever about strip clubs. Girls essentially have to hover over your dick by at least like a foot. What the fuck is the point of that? They wear pasties and g strings, charge over priced drinks, and are basically hovering over your dick or dancing around you like a lunatic. Sure you could try to bribe her into fucking her after but still, maybe its 3 am and I want to get a few lap dances first so i can take the ride for a spin to see if i want to fully commit to paying for sex. It’s a bullshit rule. Its a terrible time for me and terrible for the ladies cause no chance in hell I tip her enough to buy McDonalds if she doesn’t rub her ass against me or nearly smother me to death with her tits. So I don’t know what the fuck Antonio can be arguing for here. Are Cleveland strip clubs even worse than Orlando strip clubs or something? Can’t be right? they don’t have the political strings being pulled by Micky Mouse and they seem like a place that are pretty much at the point where they could openly solicit prostitution there. I base that solely on the fact that the Browns and all of Cleveland stinks so they turn to prostitution to ale their woes.