There’s not much to say about this video. This guy saw a giant anaconda in his house and tried to pet it. I got white knuckle just watching the video and damn near shot a whole right through my laptop when that thing lunged at the camera. It wasn’t just going for his hand, it was going for his head. He don’t give a fuck about you trying to pet it, it wants food and it targeted for a head shot. Fuck that. This is what I would’ve done…..

Rain a hail of gun fire over every inch of that things gross ass slithering body. Don’t even know how i would dispose of that thing. Doesn’t matter that if it got swiss cheesed up, I don’t want to lay a finger near it.