Adorbs. Just all cute as shit and should make girls flutter and go “awwwwwww!!!!!” You know not too long ago my dog did the same with Mr. Zebra, a stuffed toy zebra he use to sleep with untill one day he took a dump in his kennel and ruined it. But that’s not a story that makes chicks uterus go crazy so just stick with the pictures.
So I was scrolling through my Facebook feed and out of no where this kinda caught my eye. Is this a thing that white people do? get their dogs blessed? I’m not a really religious folk by any stretch of the imagination. I think the same year I technically got baptized to be a Buddhist I also went to church for the first time on Christmas with friends and then a few months after I think I masturbated for the first time so, religion didn’t quite stick with me as you can see. But this Saturday is my dogs birth day. Dudes turning like 7 so that’s like 49 in human years. I know for me, I definitely don’t want to get hexed and I certainly won’t mind being blessed if I didn’t have to go out of my way to get blessed. I don’t know, dudes 7/49, I was thinking a nice little outing in the morning running and playing around outside, sneak in a quick afternoon blessing of St. Francis of Assisi, and eat like a steak for dinner. I feel like that’s a decent birthday for a dog at least.