I get it, its just a porno parody. But if I were Ronda Rousey I would’ve tried to take some control of the situation. I mean In that one scene you see Porno Rousey use her signature arm bar and the guy made it look like it was no threat at all. Thats not a good look for the real Ronda Rousey If I see her porn character use the arm bar and instead of pain in the opponents eyes i just picture them wanting to dominate her sexually. I need some passion and intensity from Ronda ArouseMe. I mean the chicks did the signature hair bunned up look i guess, But Rousey’s known for her ferociousness. Her energy. The anger was non existent. I was expecting a real dominating type of porn performance from her, Like a Gianna Michaels type just owning dick and pussy. What happened to the days when Digital Playground spent millions to make a porno like Pirates. I mean by the end of that I thought I was a swashbuckler enthralled in a sex filled adventure at sea, and by the end of Grounded and Pounded I want to feel my bones aching putting up an anger fueled sex romp.
Monthly Archives: August 2015
Its Friday So Here’s Some Pics Of A Baby Kangaroo And His Baby Emu Best Friends
Sinkhole Devours Asians Waiting For The Bus
https://twitter.com/XHNews/status/636422685635932161/video/1
Fucking Sinkholes strike again. How the fuck do sinkholes work? Ground underneath them just disappears? Its like the earths playing a dirty trick on people except i believe they’re actually devoured into the bowels of hell. The Earth’s just played the old Elmer Fudd booby trap where they cover a hole in the ground and the people sink when you step on it.
Remember My Theory About Amelia Earhart? (Not The Orgy Theory)

HP- An object that looks like a Star Destroyer from “Star Wars” wasn’t found in a galaxy far far away.
It was sighted on the planet next door.
The Internet is now buzzing that an item photographed by NASA’s Mars Curiosity Rover resembles the aircraft from George Lucas’ space series. The dark pointy formation contrasts with the surface around it. “I found this anomaly in the latest Curiosity Rover photo,” Scott C. Waring wrote on UFO Sightings Daily. “The black object looks like a crashed UFO. The craft is only about 2.5-3 meters across, so it probably only held a few passengers.”
RT.com noted the shape’s similarity to the movie spacecraft, “though the fictional vessels were some 500 times larger than the object found on Mars.”
Now really which theory is more ridiculous? The idea that some star fleet destroyer made up by movie writers for some sci-fi opera some how is on Mars desolate surface? Or the Idea that black holes and the Bermuda triangle, a scientific phenomenon that can’t really be explained, might’ve sucked in a plane flown by Amelia Earhart who was never seen or heard from again flying an object similar to the object scene in the photo? Exactly.
Asshole Drivers In Pick Up Trucks Are Doing Donuts on The Highway in Albuquerque
The only thing good to come from Albuquerque is Breaking Bad. I dont even think theres anything good about New Mexico. Kinda makes sense to have Breaking Bad take place there. I mean shit if theres literally nothing to do in that god forsaken state other than doing donuts on the highway then you might as well just develop a crystal meth addiction. That way at least you Dont bother anyone. Driving a pick up truck like an asshole doing donuts and interrupting peoples day sounds like just about one of the most annoying things on the planet. If you cause any ounce of a traffic build up just for your own fun to think your a bad ass, you just deserve to get shot. Im not saying dying or anything but shoot up their truck, blow out the tires, hit them. Its all warranted and deserved. Kicked the ladder out from under them and put them back in their place when all 4 tires and all the side paneling has holes in them with the police arriving at the scene.
Rugby Player Just Obliterated A Ball Just By Falling On It.
Fucking Rugby is no joke. I always kind of wondered why it hasn’t blown up here in America. I mean we bash soccer people all the time and i would stand by all of what we say. They flop, they’re soft, the game sucks, its slow, low scoring etc. Its all true. I don’t know the scoring or rules or anything at all really about rugby but I know Rugby hooligans aren’t pussies. No pads, running into a scrum, tackling mother fuckers and destroying rugby balls seems like an awesome thing to watch. Here we gotta expect like 30 flags a game for defensive fouls and shit. Maybe its just a false perception in my head but i feel like they get like an LT type leg break every other game.
Either way just love the play. Snap the ball and trying to get a play going and then the guy just gives the old Dikembe No-no- no! and smacks the ball right to the goal line. Pick up the egg, crack it down, make an omelet. Thats just how Rugby guys do it.
Arsenal Fan gets Trolled By Man U Fan When He Buys an Arsenal Season DVD. Ends Up Being Just a Picture Of RVP

Metro- One cunning Manchester United fan has played a ruthless prank on an unsuspecting Arsenal supporter hoping to buy a DVD.
Loyal Gooner Sam bought an Arsenal season review DVD on eBay to watch back their 2009-2010 season, preparing himself to sit down and reminisce about the days when Robin van Persie, Cesc Fabregas, Thomas Vermaelen and Samir Nasri all wore the Arsenal shirt with pride.
But when he went to play the DVD he received a very, very shocking sickening discovery.

But the tale doesn’t end there kids.
After bearing the brunt of thousands of tweets laughing at poor Sam for just wanting to watch some Andrey Arshavin in his prime, the evil culprit surfaced:
Im not a soccer guy by any means. I mean we get the soccer culture a lot because South Florida is like a mini united nations for Spanish speaking countries and all those people watch. But i occasionally watch from time to time. That being said, i dont know the rivalries really. All i know is i had a Man U friend for a long time and then this little chick from Bermuda asked what soccer team i would follow and i said Man U and she told me “Fuck outta here with that” because she was an Arsenal fan. Well guess what, Arsenal fans? Man U, Robin Van Persie, and @obviously_jack just troll slapped you with their dick from that ebay purchase. O Jogo Bonito, Bitches.
Sidenote- Robin Van Persie is one of the only names i know and love. Dude’s a good lookin dude and puts balls in the net. Aside Team USA its Team Netherlands for me.
Research Says Psychopath Are Less Likely To Yawn From Contagiousness
![(NEWSER) – A human behavior that's often contagious may provide a simple clue to whether a person is a psychopath, researchers from Baylor University have discovered, per Smithsonian. A study published in the Personality and Individual Differences journal finds that individuals with psychopathic traits—including coldheartedness, self-centered impulsivity, and "fearless dominance," per a press release—are less likely to "catch" a yawn from other people, an action that has suggested empathy and emotional connections with other people in past studies, Smithsonian explains. "I thought, 'If it's true that yawning is related to empathy, I'll bet that psychopaths yawn a lot less.' So I put it to the test," the study's lead author, Brian Rundle, says in the release. How he tested his hypothesis: After administering a psychological test to 135 students to see how they placed on the psychopath spectrum, his team applied electrodes to the subjects and placed them in front of computer screens that showed short clips of faces that were yawning, laughing, and neutral. The electrodes measured muscle and nerve reactions, plus how frequently subjects yawned. Researchers found the less empathy subjects had demonstrated on the test, the less likely they yawned. That doesn't mean if you don't catch a yawn, you're a psychopath, Rundle says. "The take-home lesson is not that if you yawn and someone else doesn't, the other person is a psychopath," he says in the release. "A lot of people didn't yawn, and we know that we're not very likely to yawn in response to a stranger we don't have empathetic connections with. … This is [just] a good starting point to ask more questions." (Yawning also gets less contagious as we age.)](https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/sleepyputin_afp_650_1.jpg?w=625&h=385)
(NEWSER) – A human behavior that’s often contagious may provide a simple clue to whether a person is a psychopath, researchers from Baylor University have discovered, per Smithsonian. A study published in the Personality and Individual Differences journal finds that individuals with psychopathic traits—including coldheartedness, self-centered impulsivity, and “fearless dominance,” per a press release—are less likely to “catch” a yawn from other people, an action that has suggested empathy and emotional connections with other people in past studies, Smithsonian explains. “I thought, ‘If it’s true that yawning is related to empathy, I’ll bet that psychopaths yawn a lot less.’ So I put it to the test,” the study’s lead author, Brian Rundle, says in the release.
How he tested his hypothesis: After administering a psychological test to 135 students to see how they placed on the psychopath spectrum, his team applied electrodes to the subjects and placed them in front of computer screens that showed short clips of faces that were yawning, laughing, and neutral. The electrodes measured muscle and nerve reactions, plus how frequently subjects yawned. Researchers found the less empathy subjects had demonstrated on the test, the less likely they yawned. That doesn’t mean if you don’t catch a yawn, you’re a psychopath, Rundle says. “The take-home lesson is not that if you yawn and someone else doesn’t, the other person is a psychopath,” he says in the release. “A lot of people didn’t yawn, and we know that we’re not very likely to yawn in response to a stranger we don’t have empathetic connections with. … This is [just] a good starting point to ask more questions.” (Yawning also gets less contagious as we age.)
Drone Spots A Man Sun Bathing On Top Of A Wind Turbine.
![A drone pilot taking a look at a giant wind turbine was startled to find a man sunbathing on the top of it. Kevin Miller flew the drone all the way up the 200ft turbine to find the mystery man flat on his back catching some rays. Woken from his nap by the noise of the drone, he sits up, gives a wave, and looks rather nonplussed as the drone moves in further for a good look. The bearded adventurer seemed entirely unconcerned about being unbelievably high in the sky without any safety equipment. Kevin, from San Diego, California, took the images when he was on holiday in Rhode Island on the other side of the country. He assumes the man, possibly an engineer, climbed the rung ladder inside the support column to nab the best sunbathing spot in town. Kevin, 49, said: "I thought this was my chance to get up close to capture what is usually tough to access. So I decided to drive up to get a super close video while [the turbine] was not in operation. "When I reached the bottom, I noticed that the maintenance door was open and thought someone was up inside doing repairs. "The guy must have been napping because he did not notice the drone for 5-10 seconds, but once he heard it he sat up to take a look. "At that point I decided to take a closer look by moving closer to say hi. Once I got closer I moved the drone side to side to say hello and he motioned back to the drone. It was a cool interaction between us. "Upon landing he saw me bring the drone down and was leaning over the edge. I looked up and wave to him and he waved back."](https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/drone.jpg?w=625)
A drone pilot taking a look at a giant wind turbine was startled to find a man sunbathing on the top of it.
Kevin Miller flew the drone all the way up the 200ft turbine to find the mystery man flat on his back catching some rays.
Woken from his nap by the noise of the drone, he sits up, gives a wave, and looks rather nonplussed as the drone moves in further for a good look.
The bearded adventurer seemed entirely unconcerned about being unbelievably high in the sky without any safety equipment.
Kevin, from San Diego, California, took the images when he was on holiday in Rhode Island on the other side of the country.
He assumes the man, possibly an engineer, climbed the rung ladder inside the support column to nab the best sunbathing spot in town.
Kevin, 49, said: “I thought this was my chance to get up close to capture what is usually tough to access. So I decided to drive up to get a super close video while [the turbine] was not in operation.
“When I reached the bottom, I noticed that the maintenance door was open and thought someone was up inside doing repairs.
“The guy must have been napping because he did not notice the drone for 5-10 seconds, but once he heard it he sat up to take a look.
“At that point I decided to take a closer look by moving closer to say hi. Once I got closer I moved the drone side to side to say hello and he motioned back to the drone. It was a cool interaction between us.
“Upon landing he saw me bring the drone down and was leaning over the edge. I looked up and wave to him and he waved back.”
Burger King Wants To Join Forces With McDonalds To Create The McWhopper

SkyNews– They have been rivals for decades but Burger King has decided to offer an olive branch to McDonald’s – for one day only.
The company is proposing the chains “settle the beef” by combining their best-known burgers – the Whopper and the Big Mac – into the McWhopper, with the two recipes separated by a burger bun.
It would be sold for just 24 hours at a pop-up restaurant in Atlanta, which is equidistant between their respective headquarters in Chicago and Miami.
Even staff uniforms and the takeaway bags would be a compromise – half in McDonald’s red, and the other in Burger King brown.
Burger King extended its invitation of friendship in full-page adverts taken out in The New York Times and The Chicago Tribune.
It wants the “McWhopper” experiment to take place on 21 September, which has been declared by the UN as an International Day of Peace, with any proceeds donated to charity.
However, customers wouldn’t pay for their McWhopper with cash. Instead, they would be asked to sign a tray mat declaring who they will make peace with.
In a proposal to McDonald’s, Burger King said: “All these ingredients come together to build the burger some said would never happen. Some say the same thing about world peace.
“Let’s prove them wrong on Peace Day. Everything in our proposal is up for discussion, from the name right through to the packaging.
“The only thing we can’t change is the date, so let’s talk soon.”
McDonald’s is yet to comment on their rival’s bold proposal.
Blasphemy, pure blasphemy. There is no chance in hell that McDonalds is the brain child of this abomination. Its those desperate assholes at Burger King driving this idea. Last year they had to merge with Tim Hortons pretty much just to pay utilities probably while McDonalds just grows its army. Like literally i think McDonalds has enough resources to over take a country at this point. Burger King saying they’re extending an olive branch to MickyD’s is a pure sad joke. McDonalds should just double down and create a whooper for a day and just push it on National Hate Day.
Now I don’t actually hate Burger King, but facts are facts. Burger King is just living past its prime. The heyday of the King has gone the way of the dodo bird. Their peak was when they released those Pokemon Gold Card. To this day, that was probably the single greatest Fast Food Promotional toy item history. You can’t deny that, but that was in like 1999. Its 2015. When the whole Burger King King commercials came out i could see a slow rise in business and chicken fries is a nice novelty thing but novelties don’t last. McDonalds has sausage, egg, and cheese biscuits. That right there is a generational talent. Egg McMuffin? Thats a dark horse championship contender. Sausage egg and cheese McGriddle combo breakfast with a hash brown and Orange Juice? Dynasty Reign. And thats just the breakfast menu that operates from 5 to 10:30 am. While Burger Kings struggling to make it to the post season McDonalds already won 3 championships before lunch hours. I don’t hate BK for trying everything they got in the tank to be relevant, but pretending like they’re the ones thats offering to help McDonalds by “joining forces” is just sad. Its Mayweather/ Pacquiao all over again. We wanted that fight like 10 years ago when everyone was in their prime.
P.s- McDonalds Agrees with me and thinks this whole idea is a joke and is laughing at the Kings face.










