What a wild time in Vegas. First off, all those people just walking about like this wasn’t gonna be a prized fight about to go down in typical historic Vegas fashion is crazy. People pay thousands to watch a Mayweather fight live. This was a billion times better. You don’t have the regular stare down between boxers saying the other is going to beat the shit out of the other one. Instead we got people accusing people of being a rapist and the other party claiming he was drugged and that they stripped him of everything. Pacquiao never had any of that go down at the press conference. But the fight itself, bananas. First off if you’re gonna bring in a foreign object like a guitar into the mix, you gotta swing that thing like an Ax. You can’t bring your body half closer to try to gun butt the guy with your guitar with out getting susceptible to hits. And once he made that mistake it was pretty much over for him. But you know what was the absolute knock out? It was when Eeyore mustered ever last bit of strength he had to lift him 6 inches off the ground to body slam the guy into a coma. By far some of the weakest, yet thrilling match ups I’ve ever seen in a fight. Kind of need Jim Lampley calling this fight and Larry Merchant interviewing the pajama onsies guy afterward and ask him if he did in fact rape that girl. I mean we dont even need to get into the fact that the guy is in fact wearing a Baby blue Eeyore onsies pajama suit. Thats just Vegas being Vegas.
P.s- The guitar gun butt thing, thats one thing that always frustrated the shit out of me back then watching WWF. Always a feeling of being cheapened out when Triple H would pull out the sledge hammer and half over it with his hand and just ding the guys head with it. Thats no way to use a sledge hammer. I know it’s just entertainment but I wanted him to drop the hammer on mother fuckers like he was chopping wood with it. Obviously it would be manslaughter if he did that but if you’re gonna throw a sledge hammer into the mix then you kind of have to use it that way. At least use it to pound Kurt Angle’s ankles into dust.
Yo man, do these kids have no decency at all? Like yea if they were fake boxing with a kid their age but half a foot smaller i would get it. But like that midget could be 30 for all I know and he’s getting slobber knockered by kids who’s balls haven’t even dropped yet. It’s embarrassing. And sure I would never tell kids to take a dive or take a sympathy punch but at least let the little man throw one or two actual punches to entertain the notion of him possibly winning. Just goes to show how much it sucks being a little person I guess. Get no respect and can’t get anything done. Doesn’t matter if its a small child or Mayweather he’s going against, he was never gonna win.
Metro– A bride has proved to her father that her ‘hymen is intact’ with a certificate of purity. Brelyn Bowman presented the document, signed by her gynaecologist, to her father Michael on her wedding day to prove that she is a virgin. She married long-time boyfriend Timothy in front of 3,500 people. She wrote on instagram: ‘I was able to present a certificate of purity to [my dad] signed by my doctor that my hymen was still intact.’ ‘If one person has made a decision to wait until marriage or decide to stop & wait we have done our job,’ she wrote on another photo. ‘Let’s make Jesus famous!’ The certificate says: ‘On the 10th of May 2006, I, Brelyn Freeman, made a vow to glorify God in my body and spirit which are God’s because I have been bought with a price (Jesus). ‘I have kept this commitment and present this certificate to my father Dr Michael A. Freeman to show how I have honored God and my earthly father in my body by maintaining my purity and that my hymen is intact on this 10th day of October 2015.’
Well Father of the bride, I hope you know once night falls on that wedding day, that certificate is certified garbage that can be burned or tossed in the trash. Please recycle. Like im glad you know that for however many years of her life she wasn’t a complete and utter slut, but once they tie the knot, his dick is going IMMEDIATELY inside her.
Its almost kind of like reverse peer pressure. The fake non existent pressure of being a virgin is stupid. You know you want to do it, everyone else does it, its a lot of fun, its going to happen eventually, as long as you pull out/use a condom, you 99.99999999% chance wont have a teen pregnancy situation, you hopefully wont get any like super bad STDs, and again, its fun and everyone else does it. The pressure of “you’re first time” is just dumb. Just get it out of the way. Like Mayweather holding his 49-0 streak. Sure he manipulated the situation by only fighting opponents that know he’s gonna beat, but for whatever reason, that looming thought of breaking the streak just sucks. Every team wants to be the 72 Dolphins but sometimes the best way to go about it is lose early and improve. Now this lady and her dad are gonna have to live knowing for a fact that paper can be torn in half much so like her hymen and pussy that is going to get F’ed that wedding night and all through out their honeymoon.
P.s- I can probably print that up in Microsoft Word. That shit is probably so fake
Pss- Hymen is kind of a gross word. Normal people aren’t married virgins at that age so this only reminds me of like child rape no thanks to S.V.U.
SkyNews– They have been rivals for decades but Burger King has decided to offer an olive branch to McDonald’s – for one day only. The company is proposing the chains “settle the beef” by combining their best-known burgers – the Whopper and the Big Mac – into the McWhopper, with the two recipes separated by a burger bun. It would be sold for just 24 hours at a pop-up restaurant in Atlanta, which is equidistant between their respective headquarters in Chicago and Miami. Even staff uniforms and the takeaway bags would be a compromise – half in McDonald’s red, and the other in Burger King brown. Burger King extended its invitation of friendship in full-page adverts taken out in The New York Times and The Chicago Tribune. It wants the “McWhopper” experiment to take place on 21 September, which has been declared by the UN as an International Day of Peace, with any proceeds donated to charity. However, customers wouldn’t pay for their McWhopper with cash. Instead, they would be asked to sign a tray mat declaring who they will make peace with. In a proposal to McDonald’s, Burger King said: “All these ingredients come together to build the burger some said would never happen. Some say the same thing about world peace. “Let’s prove them wrong on Peace Day. Everything in our proposal is up for discussion, from the name right through to the packaging. “The only thing we can’t change is the date, so let’s talk soon.” McDonald’s is yet to comment on their rival’s bold proposal.
Blasphemy, pure blasphemy. There is no chance in hell that McDonalds is the brain child of this abomination. Its those desperate assholes at Burger King driving this idea. Last year they had to merge with Tim Hortons pretty much just to pay utilities probably while McDonalds just grows its army. Like literally i think McDonalds has enough resources to over take a country at this point. Burger King saying they’re extending an olive branch to MickyD’s is a pure sad joke. McDonalds should just double down and create a whooper for a day and just push it on National Hate Day.
Now I don’t actually hate Burger King, but facts are facts. Burger King is just living past its prime. The heyday of the King has gone the way of the dodo bird. Their peak was when they released those Pokemon Gold Card. To this day, that was probably the single greatest Fast Food Promotional toy item history. You can’t deny that, but that was in like 1999. Its 2015. When the whole Burger King King commercials came out i could see a slow rise in business and chicken fries is a nice novelty thing but novelties don’t last. McDonalds has sausage, egg, and cheese biscuits. That right there is a generational talent. Egg McMuffin? Thats a dark horse championship contender. Sausage egg and cheese McGriddle combo breakfast with a hash brown and Orange Juice? Dynasty Reign. And thats just the breakfast menu that operates from 5 to 10:30 am. While Burger Kings struggling to make it to the post season McDonalds already won 3 championships before lunch hours. I don’t hate BK for trying everything they got in the tank to be relevant, but pretending like they’re the ones thats offering to help McDonalds by “joining forces” is just sad. Its Mayweather/ Pacquiao all over again. We wanted that fight like 10 years ago when everyone was in their prime.
P.s- McDonalds Agrees with me and thinks this whole idea is a joke and is laughing at the Kings face.