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Lion Mauls The Shit Out of A Zoo Keeper In A Nearly PERFECT Youtube Video

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Yo my face light up for a second when I clicked play. Like became the happyest dude on the planet. Not because this dude most certainly is probably dead from a caged lion mauling the shit outta him. But for the fact that all of this is going down with the fucking Mortal Kombat theme song playing in the background. The second i heard those techno house beats go down I said to myself “This is perfection.”  If it were the case I couldn’t even blame the lion. It’s on the house DJ. I mean between a wild beast begin contained and a man who thinks he has control over a lion squaring off with him, the second that song plays they’re triggered. Alas, it had to be ruined by some shitty slowed down dance house whatever version of the song. But still picture it. The synthesizers slowly playing as this guy is squaring off with the lion like any regular zoo keeper. You here over the speakers “Test Your Might” while he’s dancing around the cage as the music begins…… MORTAL KOMBAT! **Guy proceeds to get his brain clawed out of his eyeballs** “MORTAL KOMBAT”

Apparently Selena Gomez Walked Out On Biebers Performance Cause She Just Couldn’t Take It.

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Selena Gomez, 23, has Bieber fever! HollywoodLife.com spoke to an insider close to the singer who tells us that Selena definitely saw Justin Bieber‘s performance of “Where Are You Now” and “What Do You Mean” even though she wasn’t in the crowd and we can even tell you exactly what she thought about him breaking down into tears at the end! An insider tells HollywoodLife.com exclusively: “She knew going into the night that Justin was both excited and nervous. She’s happy for him and knows he’s relieved that he pulled it off and was true to himself.” This was a huge night for Justin, 21, because it was his first TV performance since he took his hiatus and he had just dropped his new single. We think he totally killed it and we love how Selena actually left the audience as a favor to her ex.

Selena Gomez, 23, has Bieber fever! HollywoodLife.com spoke to an insider close to the singer who tells us that Selena definitely saw Justin Bieber‘s performance of “Where Are You Now” and “What Do You Mean” even though she wasn’t in the crowd and we can even tell you exactly what she thought about him breaking down into tears at the end!
An insider tells HollywoodLife.com exclusively: “She knew going into the night that Justin was both excited and nervous. She’s happy for him and knows he’s relieved that he pulled it off and was true to himself.” This was a huge night for Justin, 21, because it was his first TV performance since he took his hiatus and he had just dropped his new single. We think he totally killed it and we love how Selena actually left the audience as a favor to her ex.

By far one of the most entertaining story lines that exist in Hollywood is Selena Gomez and her god damn emotional vagina every time she’s at an award show that Biebers at. I don’t like care about what ever the fuck the Biebs does on his own time. Kids a fucking annoyingly rich pop star with chicks gripping for dear life at his balls. And here’s Selena just grasping for Hollywood fame fake friending Taylor swift just so the cameras not only on her to see how she’ll melt down at the Bieber performance. Its really sad but i love it. To think that she’s so god damn bananas for him she can’t see him on stage singing a song she thinks is about her. When ever the next music award show comes around, keep your eyes peeled looking for Selena when biebers on stage because her face is gonna be that of love/hate/desire/yearning/embarrassment because shes flooding a public place from her orgasm just looking at biebs.

 

VMA side note- Demi lovato. Whats up with that? I hardly know a thing about her but her outfit during the VMA performance reminded me of Sindel from Mortal Kombat and then it got weird in my brain sexually.

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