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I Have My Gripes With This Woman Who Was Stranded At The Grand Canyon For 5 Days.

DailyMail- A Texas woman who spent five days stranded near the Grand Canyon was found on Friday thanks to her superb survival skills.
Amber VanHecke, 24, had planned to spend some of her Spring Break hiking – but found her endurance put to an even greater test when her car ran out of gas near the South Rim of the Grand Canyon.
‘It’s a very remote area,’ rescuer Jonah Nieves said, according to azcentral.com. ‘You think of the Grand Canyon, you’re thinking big trees, grass. There’s nothing.
‘It’s like the Sahara Desert. It’s just empty.’
On March 10, VanHecke posted a photo of herself and her vehicle – stuffed with preparations – on Facebook with the message ‘Bye Texas! I’ll see you in ten days.’
Two days later her frequent Facebook posts dried up. She had vanished.
In a post on Facebook on Saturday she explained that she had followed a Google Maps direction that led her down a road that didn’t exist.
After driving off-road, her GPS died and she burned through her fuel trying to find it again. By the time she had found the road, she was hopelessly stranded.
For the next five days, VanHecke – alone, with dwindling supplies of food and water and in very real danger of dying – could only wait for help to arrive.
But Nieves said that her ingenuity helped protect her. ‘She ran out of gas … but she was a survivor,’ he said. ‘She did a lot of things that helped her survive.’
VanHecke rationed out her limited supplies of food and water, ensuring that she would be able to keep going – and had 16-18 days of her rations left when she was found.
After a truck drove down the road, missing her entirely, she built a barricade across the lane.
She made 10-foot-tall ‘SOS’ and 30-foot-tall ‘HELP’ signs on the ground out of rocks, and flashed her headlamp into the sky at night.
Most importantly, when she attempted to get a phone signal by leaving her car and walking down the road on March 17, she left notes telling anyone who found the car to go for help.
She managed to get a call through to the Coconino County Sheriff’s Office on her cell phone – which she had charged using her car battery – but the signal cut out before she could give them the exact location.
So when Nieves – who is an Air Rescue pilot with the Department of Public Safety – spotted her empty vehicle glinting in the sunlight after 40 minutes in the air, the notes she left behind were vital.
‘If she didn’t leave notes, then you’re like, “Is this the person we’re looking for?”‘ he said. ‘There are a lot more questions up in the air.’
He found VanHecke shortly afterwards by the side of the road, waving to his helicopter. She had hiked a total of 21-22 miles to get the signal, she later said.
VanHecke was crying with joy when Nieves found her, and was taken to a hospital, where she was given the all-clear.
Although she said she had ‘trauma’ from her terrifying experience, VanHecke was whimsical about her misadventure when she posted her adventures on Facebook.
‘On the bright side I guess I got to cross riding in a helicopter off of my bucket list,’ she wrote.

On some levels I can identify with this girl. I too am a guy that enjoys the outdoors to a degree. Love hiking mountains and taking in the views and the fresh air. Take in the scenery with a nice breeze you know? It’s refreshing. But this girl has some shit backwards and the internet is giving her a round of applaud for her survival skills or lack there of and its annoying.Lets start with the first thing, the trip in general.

She spent her Spring Break Hiking? What does that even mean? you get what one week, two weeks max of spring break? Has to be two cause you’d be insane to burn you’re whole week outside where there’s scorpions and rattle snakes waiting to kill you. In all honesty she should be dead. I would bring enough rations for 1 night. Spend one night there with a bon fire going and a shotgun in one hand so you live through the night to get back to civilization tomorrow. But that wasn’t the case, she brought enough food to last out there, which is in fact calling to question if this is one big stunt to go viral. Bring enough food to last through 2 weeks but only enough fuel to get you a quarter of the way there. Its a little suspect don’t you think.

My second gripe isn’t actually on her, its with the rescue guy unless she thought the same but he went on to say people think the Grand Canyon is tall trees and grass. Who the fuck thinks that? Have they never used a google search before?

None of that looks green. It all looks like dirt. Very dry dirt and rocks. Has she not seen 127 Hours? Sure its scenic out there but there’s a strong change you’ll get stranded and get your arm wedged between a boulder. God willing if you have a pocket  knife with you, you’re gonna have to make the decision whether or not to cut your own arm off. That’s just one of the few possibilities in the desert and grand canyon which really begs people to wonder why the fuck she chose here to go solo. Maybe pick like a lush green mountain that’s thriving with life in case you end up in a situation where you’re stranded because you didn’t get more gas, you could survive there longer.

Last of all, this girl didn’t do a lot that screams survival besides just surviving. I mean not like she started a fire and hunted her own dinner. She just ate ramen and didn’t move for 5 days. I mean she was found cause she walked till she got signal 20 miles, you can do 20 miles in a day or at night when its cooler out. She could’ve left days earlier. I know people think Bear Grylls is fake but no chance that guy would’ve stayed put and just waited for guys to come get him. especially when all you have to do is walk on flat earth and wait till you get a cell signal. I mean if this girl ate rattle snake and drank her own pee Id give her the praise she deserves, but she was just bored for 5 days because she just waited for no one to drive down a deserted road and tried to not use her cell phone. Thats not survival in my books.

 

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Latina English Teacher Done Got Her Self In A Predicament By Getting Pregnant From Her 13 Year Old Student And Other Sex Stuff

HOUSTON – Students remember Alexandria Vera as the “cool teacher” who let kids at Stovall Middle School use cell phones in class.  They also long suspected her to be romantically involved with an eighth-grader. Vera, 24, is charged with continuous sex abuse of a child. She turned herself in on Wednesday morning in Conroe. Vera's bond was set at $100,000. She remains in custody at this time.  Harris County prosecutors said Vera had sex and got pregnant by a 13-year-old boy who was also her student.  The victim turned 14 after the alleged crimes. draft Alexandria Vera.   (Photo: Facebook) “That kid was always over (Vera’s house in Spring) and she always told (neighbors) it was her brother,” said one neighbor, who did not want to be identified. Vera sometimes had as many as five teenage boys over at one time, according to neighbors. draft Alexandria Vera.   (Photo: Facebook) “She was having a lot of kids in her home,” one neighbor said.  “There was drinking in the front.  We always found beer bottles and beer cans on her side of the lawn and half of the (teens) did not look older than high school, maybe.” According to court documents, Vera said she and the victim “love each other.”  They had sex almost daily for nine months, Vera told investigators, according to court documents.  She said the two met in summer school, then grew close the following school year. During an open house in the fall, Vera claimed she was introduced to the victim’s parents as “his girlfriend.”  She also told investigators the boy’s family accepted the relationship, invited her to family gatherings and became “very supportive and excited” when told Vera was pregnant with the victim’s child in January, according to court records. But when Child Protective Services showed up at the school to question Vera and the victim, she said she got nervous and later had an abortion. Vera already has a 4-year-old daughter. Neighbors said they have not seen either for days. A man answered Vera’s door Tuesday and said he did not know where she went. Police issued a warrant for her arrest before she turned herself in on Wednesday.

HOUSTON – Students remember Alexandria Vera as the “cool teacher” who let kids at Stovall Middle School use cell phones in class. They also long suspected her to be romantically involved with an eighth-grader.
Vera, 24, is charged with continuous sex abuse of a child. She turned herself in on Wednesday morning in Conroe.
Vera’s bond was set at $100,000. She remains in custody at this time.
Harris County prosecutors said Vera had sex and got pregnant by a 13-year-old boy who was also her student. The victim turned 14 after the alleged crimes.
“That kid was always over (Vera’s house in Spring) and she always told (neighbors) it was her brother,” said one neighbor, who did not want to be identified.
Vera sometimes had as many as five teenage boys over at one time, according to neighbors.
“She was having a lot of kids in her home,” one neighbor said. “There was drinking in the front. We always found beer bottles and beer cans on her side of the lawn and half of the (teens) did not look older than high school, maybe.”
According to court documents, Vera said she and the victim “love each other.” They had sex almost daily for nine months, Vera told investigators, according to court documents. She said the two met in summer school, then grew close the following school year.
During an open house in the fall, Vera claimed she was introduced to the victim’s parents as “his girlfriend.” She also told investigators the boy’s family accepted the relationship, invited her to family gatherings and became “very supportive and excited” when told Vera was pregnant with the victim’s child in January, according to court records.
But when Child Protective Services showed up at the school to question Vera and the victim, she said she got nervous and later had an abortion.
Vera already has a 4-year-old daughter. Neighbors said they have not seen either for days.
A man answered Vera’s door Tuesday and said he did not know where she went. Police issued a warrant for her arrest before she turned herself in on Wednesday.

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Love a good teacher sex story in the middle of the week to get me through the day and this one is an A plus. I mean going back in history, I never really had a stand out hot teacher like ever. More importantly I didn’t have a young 20 something Spanish mami with her tits popping teaching me words in the English language. Id love to be the fly on the wall in the teachers lounge with all the other guy teachers that have to put up with all the shit head students when the only bright light to their day is when they see Ms. Vera coming in with her hammers just staring down the entire office staff. Must kill them to know one of the students who keeps acting up in class is actually motor-boating their extremely hot and sexual co worker for 9 months straight. I mean shit even I’m jealous he hit that. And the plot twist, he got to let his seed ride inside her. And then double plot twist apparently the kids parents were kinda cool with it. And then triple plot twist, she turned herself in so you wont get to see her great pair anymore and its probably going to get replaced with a 70 year old with enough sag to let you know you’re life sucks as you walk back to your class room and try to explain a subject that kids will never use in their adult life time.

P.s- The Gym teacher or like the JV softball coach DEFINITELY has tried to fuck her.

A Dallas Stripper On Stage With A Giant Ass Snake…..Yup.

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Everyone knows I hate snakes. So obviously I’m not saying I’m turned on right now, but I’m also not not saying I’m turned on right now. Jah feel? This just kinda proves one thing, Women are just devil seductresses. Yea i know, it’s something we kind of already know. If she has a fat enough ass or big enough tits, your judgement gets clouded 100% of the time. I just said i hate snakes. I said it before i clicked on the video. I said it watching the entire video in a trance. I said it after i watched the video. I said it when i watched the video again. And last of all, I said it while sporting at least a half chub the entire time. Maybe the situation would be different if i was in a lap dance stall one on two with her and a snake but all i know is she did naughty sexy stuff with the snake and sure i was a little bit disgusted but i was also turned on enough to probably throw all the money i have at her to make her do more of it. Why? because she knows what she is and knows she can use what she got to make some money off of suckers like me and all these dudes here. And its not just us, you guys reading it too can admit you guys got turned on just a little bit. If it wasn’t when the snake was slithering over her pussy, it was when she was about to deep throat the entire snake. (You think about what she could do to your penis that probably sucks.)

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Man Brings His GoPro Into A Rattlesnake Pit Because Why Not?

 

Look some people are fine with snakes, a lot of rational people aren’t fine with snakes. To go even further, some people want all things that slither and are venomous launched into the sun. I fall into that category. Don’t get me wrong, I like animals. Love my dog, a nice deer, a furry little rabbit, I’m cool with that. Snakes aren’t animals though, in my mind. They’re biblical creatures representing evil power, and i watched this video with my asshole clenched the entire time and for that, i want them all launched into the sun. But I’m not gonna lie, i kind of like the idea that these rattle snakes are all consolidated into one area. Don’t mean to sound too crazy but looking at that pit feels like the seen in Inglorious Bastards when they trap all the Nazi’s in a movie theater and just set them all ablaze in a hail of gunfire. Yea I don’t even want to entertain the thought of a million rattle snakes in one area, but If it means picking them off the planet by machine gun fire then I’ll settle for it.

P.s.- How about this being in probably Texas or Arizona and the guy has a hockey stick on hand? Its not nearly long enough for me to feel like I’m at a safe distance trying to balance a GoPro cam on the blade of my stick but still just shocked he had one.