In the midst of all this racial tension growing in America between black and white people, The white nationalist and all the other rational people that progressed in life, It really made me happy that I’m just skating under the radar being Asian. No one complaining that we’re taking jobs because all of our jobs are stereotypical Asian restaurants. Sure the rest of my family does banking, pharmaceutical sales, real estate, importing goods, HR representation at major hotel chains and various other jobs that keeps them all well of and in a decent tax bracket. But yea Chinese restaurants and nail salons, that’s what those orientals do. See we got the facade as a harm free immigrant on lock. Math nerds with less intimidating dick sizes so we cant possibly steal away all the white girls. And that’s where we need to balance out the nerd Asians with guys like Rorn Sorn. Yea that name stinks but we need a couple of felons in our camp to edge out the book worm behavior. Does he have a threateningly massive cock? Probably not but average size probably. But he’s also a gun toting gang member with prior convictions. He had guns and drugs on him. That’s enough of the bad boy edge we need. The part where he had an accidental misfire while taking a selfie isn’t the hardest of looks but I’ll take it cause in the game of global diplomacy, we need all types and what we’ve been lacking ever since Jin stopped going on Freestyle Friday on 106&Park was an urban fella Asian that seemed like they could do crime stuffs. (Jin certainly wasn’t that type, but the freestyle battles made him cool)
Oh shit. Don’t look now but America’s favorite Fast Food Chain just re-invented the wheel and is test driving all over Florida. Never thought I’d see the day. Ever since day 1 of birth all I knew of McDonald’s was a walk in or drive through fast food chain. Perfect system. You drive around the block, order your shit in the comfort of your car and drive off listening to tunes 1 handed while the other hand devours carbs. Then they arguably disrupted the entire world economy when they introduced all day breakfast. I mean that was the pinnacle. What else did you need? Your option of any burger or breakfast menu item at all hours of the day. Incredible. Do you know how much time has elapsed in the world before an advancement as astronomical as all day breakfast was? Years. I’m talking like landing on the moon, modern cellphones, then McDonald’s all day breakfast. Well they just took it another step forward towards the future. Fucking McDonald’s delivery. And yea i know there’s shit like Seamless and Grubhub already doing that. But those are metropolitan cities that have options for everything to be delivered. It was one food option in the sea of many. We’re talking delivery in Florida. A place where we can now chose to not burn a cup of gas to sit in our car for 10 minutes, drive 3 miles and place an order. Instead we can just do it from the sofa and walk 5 feet to the door. MAGNUM.
First things first, I’m glad this lady reported these Monster Jam pedophile symbol toys and all, but i kinda want her computers detained and searched through for child porn. Maybe I’ve just watched too man SVU episodes in my life but im picturing a scenario where her husband is like some NAMBLA member and when she saw her own daughter playing with a toy that screamed “I’m for pedophile trade”, she freaked out and spilled the secrets. Is it far-fetched? This is Tampa, Florida. Nothings far-fetched. One doesn’t randomly start investigating symbols on toy plush monster trucks right? her brain had to know already that it was child porn related? Why? because maybe shes dabbled in it herself. Not to mention i think Monster Truck Rallys are the perfect cover operation to wrangle in pedophiles. I pictured a lot of heavy mustached guys wearing oakleys and letting the sounds of supercharged v8 engines roaring over their conversations of child touching. Not to mention as kids, I know we all wanted to go to Monster Jam at least once. Everyone wanted to see Grave Digger fly and run over shit. Well luckily I never went because for all I know i could’ve marked my self to the Jared Fogles of the world.
P.s- Now i kinda want to go just to seek out pedophiles and citizens arrest them like im some SVU agent.
P.P.S- this blog took a dark turn.