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Ugly Wins For The Dolphins But A Wins A Win

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Two of the hottest teams in the preseason go head to head went to the 4-7 bowl and only 1 team prevailed and thats the Fins baby! Ugly win but people aren’t going to remember how the team won, they just remember the record in the end of the season and as of right now thats 5-7. At this point im pretty sure Stephen Ross is laying all his eggs on the fact that we have the big 50th season game against the Giants where we go throw back uni’s and as long as we win that game, to Ross, it was a season win to his ass. Well if thats the case, maybe carry some momentum from this weeks win with a longer week to plan for playing Monday night against the Gmen and hopefully win. But thats next week.

This week was honestly a brutal one to watch. The Dolphins scoring plays all came withing 20 seconds and from there on it was sitting on our butts for a whole entire half of football waiting for the Ravens to play catch up. Score less first quarter and only 9 1’st downs for the fins and then Rashad Jones picking off Matt Schaub, which was bound to happen, then a 38 yard TD pass from Tannehill to Parker. Things were looking great, making plays on offense, then making plays on defense with a Derrick Shelby turning a blocked pass into an interception running it in 22 yards for a TD with Matt Schaub looking gassed running after him past 5 yards. A nice 2 point conversion running the ball in by Ajayi and from there it was a waiting game till the clock ticked down to 0. Was waiting for worse to happen especially with Lamar Miller fumbling the ball in Miami territory but lady luck was on our side when Justin Tucker went wide right on a missed FG opportunity.

On paper, through the eye balls, on screen the dolphins played awful but not awful enough to lose the game. Hopefully some of that had to do with Zac Taylor taking the place of Bill Lazar after he got canned earlier this week but the narrative now is that The Dolphins win when were we can someone so I don’t actually think there’s any truth to that obviously, but good on Taylor making the decision to run the ball more. Seriously week 12 we were 9 carries for 12 yards. This week, 26 carries for 94 yards. Big step up considering how bad this season has been but for now, 5-7 and everyone waiting to break these bad boys out for Monday.

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Quick Tip: If You’re Hiding from Police, Maybe Don’t Hide On Gator Infested Waters

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BREVARD COUNTY, Florida - A Florida man on the prowl to burglarize homes was eaten by an alligator after fleeing deputies, according to the Brevard County Sheriff's Office. The Sheriff's Office said that 22-year-old Matthew Riggins of Palm Bay, Florida, whose body was discovered in a Barefoot Bay lake on November 23, drowned as a result of the alligator attack. During the recovery of Riggins' body, Sheriff’s Dive Team members encountered a large alligator aggressively approaching the area where the body was located. Due to trauma observed on the body, a Florida Fish and Wildlife Commission trapper was called and an alligator approximately 11-foot in length was trapped and euthanized. A forensic examination of the alligator located remains consistent with the injuries to Riggins inside the alligator’s stomach. Investigators believe that the following events led up to the death of Riggins: During the late evening/early morning hours of November 12-13, 2015, Riggins advised his girlfriend that he was going to Barefoot Bay to commit burglaries with another male subject. At approximately 2 a.m. on November 13, deputies responded to the area of Tequesta Drive in Barefoot Bay after a resident called reporting that two males, dressed in black, were walking behind houses in the area. During a search of the area, two males were observed on Royal Palm Boulevard. Upon seeing the deputies, the male subjects fled on foot in an attempt to avoid apprehension.

BREVARD COUNTY, Florida – A Florida man on the prowl to burglarize homes was eaten by an alligator after fleeing deputies, according to the Brevard County Sheriff’s Office.
The Sheriff’s Office said that 22-year-old Matthew Riggins of Palm Bay, Florida, whose body was discovered in a Barefoot Bay lake on November 23, drowned as a result of the alligator attack.
During the recovery of Riggins’ body, Sheriff’s Dive Team members encountered a large alligator aggressively approaching the area where the body was located. Due to trauma observed on the body, a Florida Fish and Wildlife Commission trapper was called and an alligator approximately 11-foot in length was trapped and euthanized. A forensic examination of the alligator located remains consistent with the injuries to Riggins inside the alligator’s stomach.
Investigators believe that the following events led up to the death of Riggins:
During the late evening/early morning hours of November 12-13, 2015, Riggins advised his girlfriend that he was going to Barefoot Bay to commit burglaries with another male subject.
At approximately 2 a.m. on November 13, deputies responded to the area of Tequesta Drive in Barefoot Bay after a resident called reporting that two males, dressed in black, were walking behind houses in the area. During a search of the area, two males were observed on Royal Palm Boulevard. Upon seeing the deputies, the male subjects fled on foot in an attempt to avoid apprehension.

Fucking Florida, man. I’ve always said to anyone moving here for the first time that you should never start shit with people because in The Sunshine State, you never know which psychopath has a gun and wants to use it. Like the whole Road Rage incident a few years back. The heat gets to our brains and we can’t control our tempers anymore here. Well my second piece of advice is, if you’re on the lam, don’t hide in the wilderness because something in there almost assuredly can and wants to kill you. Its not even like this kid was hiding out in marsh land either. If he was hiding in Billie Swamp Safari, he should 100% expect to get eaten by the 100 or so animals that can kill you out there. But I get the feeling he was almost in some neighborhood retention pond and still got his ass mauled to death by an 11 foot gator. That’s what he have here now self patrolling our streets I guess. Giant ass 11 foot gators in case criminals try to run and hide in residential neighborhoods. I don’t really want anyone to die, but if its a proven method to stopping criminals I’ll be sure to bring it up at the next HOA meeting, having gators patrol the streets at night in case of criminals.

 

 

God Bless America For Giving This Wounded American Soldier A Penis Implant.

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DailyMail- The United States' first penis transplant will be performed for a veteran returning from Afghanistan who suffered damage to his sexual organ. Surgeons at Johns Hopkins University in Maryland say that within the next several months they will take an organ from a deceased donor and giving it to the soldier, according to the New York Times. The Department of Defense reports that 1,367 men - mostly under 35 years of age - suffered genital wounds from 2001 to 2013, largely as the result of improvised explosive devices in Iraq and Afghanistan. The world's first successful penis transplant was completed last year in South Africa for a 21-year-old man whose penis was amputated because of a botched circumcision during a coming-of-age ceremony. The unidentified man was expected to have a recovery time of two years, but doctors say he and his girlfriend became pregnant this summer. Doctors at Johns Hopkins are hoping that similar success will come for America's wounded warriors. Previous efforts for those who suffered damage to their penises involved using tissue from other parts of the body, though erections were only possible with implants that have problems such as infections. RELATED ARTICLES Previous 1 Next Desperately ill little boy, 8, who has defied doctor's... Mother with heart condition told she would probably never be... SHARE THIS ARTICLE Share The new surgery is first being offered to soldiers who meet certain qualifications, such as having an intact urethra. Doctors will then connect nerves, veins and arteries from the donor penis to the recipient in a 12-hour surgery. Nerves from the soldier are then expected to grow into the penis at a rate of about one inch per month, eventually enabling sexual function. Doctors Wei-Ping Andrew Lee, Richard Redett and Gerald Brandacher are donating their time to the process and the Department of Veterans Affairs is paying for the immunosuppression drug that will help prevent rejection. The doctors said that they are moving heading and planning on putting the Afghanistan veteran on a waiting list for an organ soon. Veterans say that the surgery will help heal unseen wounds for young men and hope that some of them will be able to have children because of the procedure. 'I don’t care who you are — military, civilian, anything — you have an injury like this, it’s more than just a physical injury,' Army Sergeant First Class Aaron Causey, who lost both legs and a testicle because of a roadside bomb in Afghanistan, told the New York Times. Testes are not being transplanted, and soldiers who also have testicular damage may receive penis transplants but will not be able to father children. Penis donor's families are asked specifically whether their deceased loved one's sex organ can be used by another man. South African urologist Andre van der Merwe said that one of the hardest parts of the process was finding a donor. He ultimately made a fake penis out of skin for the deceased donor to be buried with, according to Smithsonian Magazine. Last year, scientists at Wake Forest Institute for Regenerative Medicine announced that they had given lab-grown penises in rabbits, and were hoping to start human trials within five years. Eight of twelve rabbits given engineered erectile tissue successfully ejaculated and four of twelve impregnated female rabbits. Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3348508/First-American-penis-transplant-given-soldier-suffered-wounds-genitals-homemade-bombs-Middle-East.html#ixzz3teXBHBqS Follow us: @MailOnline on Twitter | DailyMail on Facebook

DailyMail– The United States’ first penis transplant will be performed for a veteran returning from Afghanistan who suffered damage to his sexual organ.
Surgeons at Johns Hopkins University in Maryland say that within the next several months they will take an organ from a deceased donor and giving it to the soldier, according to the New York Times.
The Department of Defense reports that 1,367 men – mostly under 35 years of age – suffered genital wounds from 2001 to 2013, largely as the result of improvised explosive devices in Iraq and Afghanistan.
The world’s first successful penis transplant was completed last year in South Africa for a 21-year-old man whose penis was amputated because of a botched circumcision during a coming-of-age ceremony.
The unidentified man was expected to have a recovery time of two years, but doctors say he and his girlfriend became pregnant this summer.
Doctors at Johns Hopkins are hoping that similar success will come for America’s wounded warriors.
Previous efforts for those who suffered damage to their penises involved using tissue from other parts of the body, though erections were only possible with implants that have problems such as infections.
The new surgery is first being offered to soldiers who meet certain qualifications, such as having an intact urethra.
Doctors will then connect nerves, veins and arteries from the donor penis to the recipient in a 12-hour surgery.
Nerves from the soldier are then expected to grow into the penis at a rate of about one inch per month, eventually enabling sexual function.
Doctors Wei-Ping Andrew Lee, Richard Redett and Gerald Brandacher are donating their time to the process and the Department of Veterans Affairs is paying for the immunosuppression drug that will help prevent rejection.
The doctors said that they are moving heading and planning on putting the Afghanistan veteran on a waiting list for an organ soon.
Veterans say that the surgery will help heal unseen wounds for young men and hope that some of them will be able to have children because of the procedure.
‘I don’t care who you are — military, civilian, anything — you have an injury like this, it’s more than just a physical injury,’ Army Sergeant First Class Aaron Causey, who lost both legs and a testicle because of a roadside bomb in Afghanistan, told the New York Times.
Testes are not being transplanted, and soldiers who also have testicular damage may receive penis transplants but will not be able to father children.
Penis donor’s families are asked specifically whether their deceased loved one’s sex organ can be used by another man.
South African urologist Andre van der Merwe said that one of the hardest parts of the process was finding a donor.
He ultimately made a fake penis out of skin for the deceased donor to be buried with, according to Smithsonian Magazine.
Last year, scientists at Wake Forest Institute for Regenerative Medicine announced that they had given lab-grown penises in rabbits, and were hoping to start human trials within five years.
Eight of twelve rabbits given engineered erectile tissue successfully ejaculated and four of twelve impregnated female rabbits.

Well if there’s ever been anyone deserving off a dick implant it should be the ones who get their crotches blown out serving the country and trying to protect and maintain civil peace and liberties for this countries and who ever America helps. Seriously, you want to come back home once your tour of duty is over and just lay down with a lady but you can’t even do that because terrorist fucking ruined your life. Well luckily its 2015 and we have the medical advances to give some of the power back to these soldiers who need it. Now I will say, I don’t know who these people are donating their dicks or how to build one from extra skin or something but according to the diagram provided by the medical team of Prof. Frank R Graewe, but that cock looks MASSIVE. That’s not just me right? Like that’s the main reason I blogged this story. Not because I’m glad US soldiers get to have some part of their sex life back to normalcy, which I am, but because they’re getting jackhammers surgically installed onto them. Seriously that thing can wear a wrist watch and stiff arm football players. Good for them and good on the medical staff if they do give them hammers. They go above and beyond the line of duty, well so should the medical staff surgically implanting penises. No implanting small cocks, go all out and install full blown porn star dicks for those who serve.

P.s- The lab grown rabbit dicks would be weird. Pretty sure that’s just there for the future.

Well They Have God Damn Giant Lizards Scaling The Sides Of Houses In Australia

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ERIC Holland was just killing time in his shed when he came across a mature Lace Monitor in his backyard earlier this week. “I was just doing a repair job in my shed when I opened the door and I saw this huge thing run across the ground and out of sight,” Mr Holland said. “I went inside after I saw it in the backyard and heard a banging noise coming from the side of the house,” “When I went outside I saw him on the side of the house with his tail hitting the drain pipe,” Mr Holland said. Mr Holland was quick enough to snap a photo of the estimated five-foot goanna scaled on the side of his Thurgoona home. Mr Holland has lived in the area for 18 years and said he has never seen anything similar on his property. “It was a big surprise really,” “I sometimes get blue tongues and lizards in the backyard but never anything quite like this.” The goanna quickly shuffled off Mr Holland's property. Mr Holland has not sighted the reptile since. The NSW Office of Environment and Heritage said it would not be unusual for a Lace Monitor to be found in the area around Albury. Lace Monitors can grow to around two metres in length and weigh up to 20 kilograms.

Source- ERIC Holland was just killing time in his shed when he came across a mature Lace Monitor in his backyard earlier this week.
“I was just doing a repair job in my shed when I opened the door and I saw this huge thing run across the ground and out of sight,” Mr Holland said.
“I went inside after I saw it in the backyard and heard a banging noise coming from the side of the house,”
“When I went outside I saw him on the side of the house with his tail hitting the drain pipe,” Mr Holland said.
Mr Holland was quick enough to snap a photo of the estimated five-foot goanna scaled on the side of his Thurgoona home.
Mr Holland has lived in the area for 18 years and said he has never seen anything similar on his property.
“It was a big surprise really,”
“I sometimes get blue tongues and lizards in the backyard but never anything quite like this.”
The goanna quickly shuffled off Mr Holland’s property. Mr Holland has not sighted the reptile since.
The NSW Office of Environment and Heritage said it would not be unusual for a Lace Monitor to be found in the area around Albury.
Lace Monitors can grow to around two metres in length and weigh up to 20 kilograms.

Hey Mr. Holland, this isn’t your average garden variety lizard chilling on your window screen or even like an iguana chilling on the side of the road. Its a like a fucking genetically modified lizard/alligator/dinosaur/Lizard from Spider Man chilling along the side of your brick house. That mother fucking is scaling your walls and here you are lackadaisically just taking pictures of it for the gram as if its not a danger to the human race. Don’t give me that shit about it just wants to be left alone. It wants to eat and the bigger it grows the more it needs to satiate its fucking hunger and when tiny ass animals aren’t enough, you can bet a million koalas this thing is gonna start hitting up Aussie villages and towns to look for food, dead or alive.

And I’ll tell ya, the worst thing about hearing about these giant ass animals that randomly pop up around the world is they use the fucking metric system. I have no idea how those measurements work and I can’t retrain my brain to figure out what those stupid units of measurements are but here i am trying to figure it out. Heres how my brain process worked for this mother fucker- two meters? well in my car they use kilometers so thats gotta be kind of the same thing, so its like 2/1000 of a mile and a mile is very very long for me because i walk slow, there for, this lizard has to be like 20 ft in length. 20 kilograms? 20 bricks of coke because I head them talking about moving KIlos in rap songs and from what i’ve seen in the movies, thats heavy product. So there you have it, in my brain this lizard is the size of a pick up truck and about as heavy as a freshly harvested cocaine field. Fucking Monster of a lizard. Does that make me a dumb ignorant idiot about how this lizard lives and operates? Maybe, but rest assure I wouldn’t be dumb enough to let it live going unchecked while it eats all the kangaroo babies and causes a tear through out the villages of Australia.

 

See This That Art Bullshit I’m Talking About With This Dude Naked In a Box Live Streaming himself

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When 23-year-old art student Almar Atlason announced that he would live-stream an entire week of himself confined naked in a glass box, he said it was part of a class project at the Iceland Academy of the Arts.

Now that he's been caught masturbating on YouTube, he might consider a more hands on major, perhaps an independent study. The Iceland Monitor reported that on day six of the project Atlason got a little too excited and began pleasuring himself. The Monitor reports YouTube stopped the stream, raising the possibility that he had violated the company's terms of service. However, Altason's wife, Salka Valsdóttir, told The Huffington Post via Facebook that the stream was merely interrupted briefly because of a technological issue. "I think it was only down for a couple of minutes. It was not because of the content, just bad Internet connection but a very funny coincidence," she said. A Monitor reporter confirmed to HuffPost that video of the masturbation incident was posted to YouTube, but was subsequently flagged and taken down.

Now that he’s been caught masturbating on YouTube, he might consider a more hands on major, perhaps an independent study.
The Iceland Monitor reported that on day six of the project Atlason got a little too excited and began pleasuring himself.
The Monitor reports YouTube stopped the stream, raising the possibility that he had violated the company’s terms of service.
However, Altason’s wife, Salka Valsdóttir, told The Huffington Post via Facebook that the stream was merely interrupted briefly because of a technological issue.
“I think it was only down for a couple of minutes. It was not because of the content, just bad Internet connection but a very funny coincidence,” she said.
A Monitor reporter confirmed to HuffPost that video of the masturbation incident was posted to YouTube, but was subsequently flagged and taken down.

Someone please tell me whats artistic about some Iceland bro jerking off in a fucking glass prison? Nothing, but here he is just wasting away in a glass box like an asshole thinking the world wants to see his ass sitting there naked reading books and jerking off to no real porn. All for the name of that stupid Art shit.

I Have A Very Worthless Applaud For This Chick Incorporating Cinder Blocks Into Her On Stage Twerk Routine.

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Link To the Very Strange video of a chick smashing a cinder block against her pussy here

Are you guys strip club guys? I’ve been to a few and its fun and all but not something i could see my self going to constantly. Don’t get me wrong, Lap dances are kinda fun, but my problem is its all the same. Its all either very low lighting, over priced drinks, and very expensive dances with pretty average chicks. They’re hot because I can see their nipples and stuff but, faces are usually average and when all they have is a basic stage routine, it gets a little tiresome after awhile. Well this lovely woman here changes the game. I don’t want to see the same old gal rolling on the stage floor splashing singles on her tits. Give me the broad who just ripped a cinder block underneath a car used to prop it up, drag it on stage and smash her pussy against it until its broken to bits. Not saying any of this would give me a boner, but mix in a something different for me to see when I go down to Scarlett’s Cabaret so its more worth my time. Almost want to make it a thing where people just bring things for her to smash against her clit. See that would be fun like audience participation.

Assholes At Art Basel Thought A Woman Who Was Stabbed And Bleeding Was Part Of A Performance For Art Basel

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MiamiHerald- A section of Art Basel Miami Beach was transformed into a crime scene after a fight escalated to a stabbing at the show’s main event inside the Miami Beach Convention Center on Friday night, police said. A woman pulled an X-Acto knife and stabbed another woman in the arms and neck, said Miami Beach police spokeswoman Det. Kathleen Prieto. “The injuries are non life-threatening,” Prieto said. The victim was transported to Jackson Memorial Hospital; the assailant, whom police did not identify, was arrested at the scene. Both women were patrons of the art show, not exhibitors. Some patrons thought the stabbing was a performance art presentation. Others believed the police tape cordoning off an area of the convention center was part of an art installation. The stabbing occurred in a corridor near an art installation entitled “The Swamp of Sagittarius,” created by Miami artist Naomi Fisher and partner Agatha Wara. Fisher said she was at her exhibit when she heard a scuffle and later saw a woman being wheeled away by paramedics at about 5:30 p.m. “A guy walked up to me and said, ‘I thought I saw a performance, and I thought it was fake blood, but it was real blood.’” She said an artist named Rudy Perez showed her a photo that he snapped on his cellphone, showing a woman dressed in white with blood stains on her clothes. Fisher said the stabbing took place in front of booth N29, where Freedman Fitzpatrick Gallery from Los Angeles was exhibiting. Police cordoned an area near the Washington Avenue entrance to the convention center. It was in a section of the show called NOVA designed to promote young artists. “It's horrible ... I'm so freaked out,” Fisher said. “I feel nauseous.” Art gallery representatives who witnessed the incident declined to give their names but said they saw a woman with what appeared to be a pen in her neck. One gallerist said she heard a scream and ran over and saw a young woman lying on the floor bleeding from her neck. Sara Fitzmaurice, a spokeswoman for Art Basel, issued a written statement that read, in part, “The attack was an isolated incident that was immediately secured. The suspect was apprehended by police who were at the scene within seconds of the incident. ... Our thoughts are with the victim.” Police and Art Basel officials announced this week that, after the terrorist attacks in Paris, they had beefed up security in and around the convention center, and at other events during the four-day fair that closes Sunday. Inside the convention center, security guards and event organizers worked quickly to clean up the scene, and to keep public attention focused on the art and not the stabbing. One bystander said he asked a guard what happened, and was told that a very expensive statue had fallen on someone. Once patrons learned what had occurred, though, their reactions ranged from shocked to bewildered. Two Coconut Grove women sipping champagne walked up to the police tape. When told by a reporter about the stabbing, they expressed shock. “It's a very strange place for something like this to happen,” said Amanda DeSeta. “It makes me very nervous,” said Sune Smith. Both women said their purses were searched at the entrance to the convention center show, but not thoroughly. Gregg Hill, a sculptor visiting from New York, said he saw the victim being wheeled out on a gurney but never suspected she was the victim of a violent act. “I thought a piece of art fell on her,” he said. “I never would have thought there would be a stabbing at Art Basel. … People didn't really know what had happened. It was calm and everyone was milling around and talking.”

MiamiHerald- A section of Art Basel Miami Beach was transformed into a crime scene after a fight escalated to a stabbing at the show’s main event inside the Miami Beach Convention Center on Friday night, police said.
A woman pulled an X-Acto knife and stabbed another woman in the arms and neck, said Miami Beach police spokeswoman Det. Kathleen Prieto.
“The injuries are non life-threatening,” Prieto said. The victim was transported to Jackson Memorial Hospital; the assailant, whom police did not identify, was arrested at the scene.
Both women were patrons of the art show, not exhibitors. Some patrons thought the stabbing was a performance art presentation. Others believed the police tape cordoning off an area of the convention center was part of an art installation.
The stabbing occurred in a corridor near an art installation entitled “The Swamp of Sagittarius,” created by Miami artist Naomi Fisher and partner Agatha Wara.
Fisher said she was at her exhibit when she heard a scuffle and later saw a woman being wheeled away by paramedics at about 5:30 p.m.
“A guy walked up to me and said, ‘I thought I saw a performance, and I thought it was fake blood, but it was real blood.’”
She said an artist named Rudy Perez showed her a photo that he snapped on his cellphone, showing a woman dressed in white with blood stains on her clothes.
Fisher said the stabbing took place in front of booth N29, where Freedman Fitzpatrick Gallery from Los Angeles was exhibiting.
Police cordoned an area near the Washington Avenue entrance to the convention center. It was in a section of the show called NOVA designed to promote young artists.
“It’s horrible … I’m so freaked out,” Fisher said. “I feel nauseous.”
Art gallery representatives who witnessed the incident declined to give their names but said they saw a woman with what appeared to be a pen in her neck. One gallerist said she heard a scream and ran over and saw a young woman lying on the floor bleeding from her neck.
Two Coconut Grove women sipping champagne walked up to the police tape. When told by a reporter about the stabbing, they expressed shock.
“It’s a very strange place for something like this to happen,” said Amanda DeSeta.
“It makes me very nervous,” said Sune Smith.
Both women said their purses were searched at the entrance to the convention center show, but not thoroughly.
Gregg Hill, a sculptor visiting from New York, said he saw the victim being wheeled out on a gurney but never suspected she was the victim of a violent act.
“I thought a piece of art fell on her,” he said. “I never would have thought there would be a stabbing at Art Basel. … People didn’t really know what had happened. It was calm and everyone was milling around and talking.”

Fucking Art Basel. That time of year every December where assholes flock from all over the world for the largest convention in Miami to see “Art.” Now a small part of me feels like I’m in a weird spot because I use to hang out with a lot of the art kids in school and a buddy of mine actually had a gallery at Basel one year, but the thing is, I’m not a pretentious asshole who thinks color on a canvas means its a great work of art and when I see a fucking xacto blade sticking out of some poor Asian chicks jugular I’m gonna call the ambulance.

Now I want to blame this all on the bystanders not doing a damn thing, but this is on the Artist and the culture that “Art” is now a days. Every body has to be a weirdo and try to do things that are so whacky and call it art. Paint me a picture of like cute puppies or something and im fine with calling it art that belongs in the fucking Louvre but that’s not enough for some ass hole “artist”. They need to push boundaries. They need to do whacky stuff like paint with their period blood and shit. Well if im in a convention center dedicated to that degree of asshole, then I probably wouldn’t be too shocked to find out there was an exhibit featured some fresh off the boat Asian getting shived by a crazy bitch.

Looks Like The Twitter Police Hit Up George Zimmerman Because He Posted Some Casual Revenge Nudes

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George Zimmerman, the Florida man who shot black teenager Trayvon Martin to death in 2012 and was subsequently acquitted of all criminal charges, had his Twitter account suspended on Thursday after he used it to post semi-nude photographs of a woman he identified as his ex-girlfriend. The photos appeared on Zimmerman’s account along with her name, phone number, and e-mail address. He accused the woman of cheating on him with a “dirty Muslim.” His tweets violated Twitter’s policy against posting personal contact information or intimate photos without consent, so his account was shut down in short order. A law criminalizing “revenge porn” went into effect in Florida this October, but a law professor told the Washington Post that Zimmerman’s tweets probably did not violate the law, which requires that the images depict nudity or sexual conduct according to a strict definition that would seem to exclude the semi-nude photos he posted. Indeed, he may have researched the law in order to ensure that his tweets did not violate it. However, Zimmerman could also potentially be charged under several other state and federal laws against cyberharassment and stalking, and the woman in question might also have grounds to sue him. Since being found not guilty in the Trayvon Martin shooting, Zimmerman has been taken into police custody multiple times over allegations of domestic violence. In September 2013, his then-wife Shellie called 911 to say that he had punched her father in the nose and threatened her with a gun; that November, he was charged with aggravated assault, battery domestic violence, and criminal mischief after threatening his girlfriend with a shotgun, shoving her, and breaking her belongings; and this past January, he was arrested yet again for throwing a wine bottle at another girlfriend. In all three cases, the women either declined to press charges against Zimmerman or later asked that they be dropped. Florida is one of 26 states with laws against revenge porn, which has come under increasing scrutiny in recent years. Hunter Moore, the founder of the infamous revenge-porn site IsAnyoneUp.com, was recently sentenced to two-and-a-half years in prison, his lawyer told The Guardian on Thursday.


NYMag- George Zimmerman, the Florida man who shot black teenager Trayvon Martin to death in 2012 and was subsequently acquitted of all criminal charges, had his Twitter account suspended on Thursday after he used it to post semi-nude photographs of a woman he identified as his ex-girlfriend.
The photos appeared on Zimmerman’s account along with her name, phone number, and e-mail address. He accused the woman of cheating on him with a “dirty Muslim.” His tweets violated Twitter’s policy against posting personal contact information or intimate photos without consent, so his account was shut down in short order.
A law criminalizing “revenge porn” went into effect in Florida this October, but a law professor told the Washington Post that Zimmerman’s tweets probably did not violate the law, which requires that the images depict nudity or sexual conduct according to a strict definition that would seem to exclude the semi-nude photos he posted. Indeed, he may have researched the law in order to ensure that his tweets did not violate it.
However, Zimmerman could also potentially be charged under several other state and federal laws against cyberharassment and stalking, and the woman in question might also have grounds to sue him.
Florida is one of 26 states with laws against revenge porn, which has come under increasing scrutiny in recent years. Hunter Moore, the founder of the infamous revenge-porn site IsAnyoneUp.com, was recently sentenced to two-and-a-half years in prison, his lawyer told The Guardian on Thursday.

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Well looks like George Zimmerman is back to no good. Whats his resume now? Murder, multiple aggravated assault charges, battery domestic violence? Well add a small case of Revenge Porn i guess to the list. Now I guess leaking someones nudes is in “poor taste” but ill give him some daps here. Heather looks pretty hot. I mean George is now a fat guy with a pretty well known reputation for being a murderer, and im assuming this is suppose to be a recent girlfriend, so for him to get with that, i gotta give him some props for it. Among the string of recent controversial murderers in the past 5 years, I gotta assume this is hottest chick for that cast of characters to have sex with them. Not bad for a scum bag. Unless underneath the pixels shes gross, but still i guess that wouldn’t be a bad pull for a seemingly racist scum bag.

Yo They Found a 9 foot Anaconda in Brevard County

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BREVARD COUNTY, Fla. —Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission officials said thanks to a quick report from a fisherman, a nine-foot-long green anaconda was euthanized before escaping into the water in Brevard County on Monday. FWC officials posted a photo of the non-native constrictor on their Facebook page Wednesday. According to FWC, the fisherman reported seeing a "very large snake" at the St. Johns River, near the Brevard-Orange county line. When officers arrived, they found the green anaconda on the riverbank. FWC officers were able to kill the snake before it escaped into the water. Officials said the green anaconda and seven other reptile species are considered dangerous to the ecology and/or health and welfare of the people of Florida. In Florida, green anacondas can only be possessed for research, commercial use or public exhibition purposes. Since the snake was not tagged as required by state law for the species, it's unclear how long the snake was in the wild.

BREVARD COUNTY, Fla. —Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission officials said thanks to a quick report from a fisherman, a nine-foot-long green anaconda was euthanized before escaping into the water in Brevard County on Monday.
FWC officials posted a photo of the non-native constrictor on their Facebook page Wednesday.
According to FWC, the fisherman reported seeing a “very large snake” at the St. Johns River, near the Brevard-Orange county line. When officers arrived, they found the green anaconda on the riverbank.
FWC officers were able to kill the snake before it escaped into the water.
Officials said the green anaconda and seven other reptile species are considered dangerous to the ecology and/or health and welfare of the people of Florida.
In Florida, green anacondas can only be possessed for research, commercial use or public exhibition purposes. Since the snake was not tagged as required by state law for the species, it’s unclear how long the snake was in the wild.

Fucking Vicious. Not gonna lie, I’d rather the fact that we have 9 foot Anacondas roaming our backwoods than anything venomous. Cobras? fuck that. They’re fast, got venom, small and agile, and grill the fuck out of you until they decide to kill you. Well with an Anaconda, I feel like they’re a big, worthy enough adversary for my Mossberg. Thats right, 12 gauge slugs to their dome and i wouldn’t even hesitate. And fuck all these people saying they didn’t need to kill it. They dont need to let it live either. Yea its the owners fault for letting it loose in the wild, but im not letting him off the hook either. Lock his ass up for purchasing a god damn jungle snake larger than Manute Bol. If they aint endangered i have no problem with them euthanizing the shit out of it. Once that mother fucker gets into the waters who knows what kinda damage it can do. As far as im concerned it can kill a whole crew of documentary film makers unwillingly lead by Jon Voight. Yea you think they’re harmless and want nothing to do with humans and you go about trying to find the hidden tribe of the Shirishamas and next thing you know you cant scream because a giant ass anaconda is crushing your entire body and you need Ice Cube and J Lo to rescue your ass. Ice these motherfuckers if they’re in our waters.

Im Here To Debunk All These Rumors About My Girl Shakira Being Blackmailed About A Sex Tape

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FoxNewsLatino- Colombian star Shakira and her partner, soccer player Gerard Pique, are denying reports that they are being blackmailed over a sex tape. A Spanish publication, Diario Vasco, reported that a former employee of the power couple is threatening to go public with the supposedly homemade video if they don’t pay up. But spokespeople for the couple say there is no truth to the report published by various media sources, including the Daily Mail, TMZ and Perez Hilton. Shakira, 38, and Pique, 28, have two sons – Milan, 2, and Sasha, 11 months. The rumors about a Shakira-Gerard sex tape follows the recent charge against Real Madrid striker Karim Benzema for blackmailing his French teammate Mathieu Valbuena over an alleged sex tape.

FoxNewsLatino- Colombian star Shakira and her partner, soccer player Gerard Pique, are denying reports that they are being blackmailed over a sex tape.
A Spanish publication, Diario Vasco, reported that a former employee of the power couple is threatening to go public with the supposedly homemade video if they don’t pay up.
But spokespeople for the couple say there is no truth to the report published by various media sources, including the Daily Mail, TMZ and Perez Hilton.
Shakira, 38, and Pique, 28, have two sons – Milan, 2, and Sasha, 11 months.
The rumors about a Shakira-Gerard sex tape follows the recent charge against Real Madrid striker Karim Benzema for blackmailing his French teammate Mathieu Valbuena over an alleged sex tape.

Sorry fellas, we never made one.

 

On the real though, this rumor has been floating around the internet since like 2013. Did this bitch just give up black mailing and then just on a random fall afternoon start blackmailing pop stars out of no where? If so the sctick is lame and the world wants you to stop teasing our balls. And to do it now? It was one thing when Shak aint have a kid yet but shes a mom now. Show a little respect ya know? There’s a reason why I considered her the most wifey. Sure she’s a flaming hot sex goddess but she’s also out saving the world and Africa and shit doing charities and raising kids. Black mail some other dime bag thats fucking male models all you want and I wont care. But not my queen. Or else ill cut you.

….especially because i want to be the only one to see it. Can’t have the world jerking off to my fake imaginary wife.