Fucking Vicious. Not gonna lie, I’d rather the fact that we have 9 foot Anacondas roaming our backwoods than anything venomous. Cobras? fuck that. They’re fast, got venom, small and agile, and grill the fuck out of you until they decide to kill you. Well with an Anaconda, I feel like they’re a big, worthy enough adversary for my Mossberg. Thats right, 12 gauge slugs to their dome and i wouldn’t even hesitate. And fuck all these people saying they didn’t need to kill it. They dont need to let it live either. Yea its the owners fault for letting it loose in the wild, but im not letting him off the hook either. Lock his ass up for purchasing a god damn jungle snake larger than Manute Bol. If they aint endangered i have no problem with them euthanizing the shit out of it. Once that mother fucker gets into the waters who knows what kinda damage it can do. As far as im concerned it can kill a whole crew of documentary film makers unwillingly lead by Jon Voight. Yea you think they’re harmless and want nothing to do with humans and you go about trying to find the hidden tribe of the Shirishamas and next thing you know you cant scream because a giant ass anaconda is crushing your entire body and you need Ice Cube and J Lo to rescue your ass. Ice these motherfuckers if they’re in our waters.
Yo They Found a 9 foot Anaconda in Brevard County
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